Yoo wassup im back with yet another chapter and im still stuck on where exactly this story is gonna go. But im confident that i can make something glorious out of this. So join me in my adventure of making the most bizzar crossover in fanfiction history

An unexpected attack! Unseen power shown

Before the attack

Luffy and Zoro where following the girl with hopes that she would take them to the leader of the plantation. As they were walking Zoro decided to ask some questions

"Hey.. soo where are we?" Zoro asked as he walked behind the girl with horns. The girl didnt say anything she turned around and grinned which made Zoro a bit uncomfortable

"You got a name?" Luffy asked as he walked behind her. The girl looked back at him with a smile "Zero Two" she said and continued on her way. "Zero two? That's a weird name" Luffy laughed

Zoro also thought it was a weird name but he let it slide for now because he wanted to get out of here as soon as possible. "What are your names" she asked without looking back

"Roranoa Zoro" Zoro said "Monkey.D Luffy" Luffy said. The girl only smiled "And I'm the one with a weird name" she said "What's that supposed to mean?" Zoro asked as stared at her now ticked off

Before Zero two could respond a sudden explosion was heard "What the hell was that!" Luffy and Zoro shouted at the same time

Zero two didn't respond and just started running off to somewhere " Hey where are you going!!?" Luffy shouted "Let's go after her" Zoro said as he ran the wrong direction. "Your going the wrong way!" Luffy yelled as he stretched his arm and grabbed Zoro "Its not my fault their buildings are confusing!" Shouted Zoro as they followed Zero two

After some running after her they entered this huge area with giant mechs in it. Zoro was baffled by this and Luffy was amazed by what he was seeing. "Who are they and what are they doing here?" Asked a very injured guy who looked like he's the one that fought Kaido

Zoro looked at the guy with the 'What happened to you' face meanwhile Luffy was admiring the mechs he was seeing. The guy didn't even bother asking more questions as he had more important things to do right now

Zoro watched as he went inside the mech followed by zero two who was now in a totally different outfit.

A few seconds after they entered the mech started moving And the giant door opened to let it through

"Sooo cool! Luffy yelled as he watched the mech start up and launched to the gate. But at that moment both Luffy and Zoro sensed something huge coming their way using observation haki

Without saying a word both Luffy and Zoro ran and jumped and landed on the shoulder of the mech that took off.

Everyone in the room looked at them with shocked faces as they all wondered the same thing "How did they jump that high?"

A few seconds later the mech that Luffy and Zoro were on was now engaged in a battle with a KLAXOSAUR . Luffy and Zoro were on the shoulder trying to figure out what the hell that thing was. Until the mech took a hard hit and flew to the plantation and didn't land in a very comfortable place

As the mech landed Zoro and Luffy fell of the shoulder and on to the platform that the mech landed on. "Ahh geez that hurt" Luffy said as he got up "Damn giant or whatever that thing is" Zoro said, now a bit pissed and ready for a fight "Should just kill it myself" Zoro said as prepared to unsheath one of his swords

Before they could do anything, the door of the mech suddenly opened and the guy with heavy injuries landed next to them lifeless "What the he'll happened to him?" Zoro asked Luffy who didn't say anything and stared at the lifeless body. A few seconds later zero two came out of the mech with injuries on her "Forget about him, he's dead" she said as she stood by the door

"We figured" Zoro said with a blank stare,zero two only looked at them And spoke "You should get to a safe place or you'll die" she said. Zoro chuckled at that statement "it'll take a lot more than that to kill us" he said with a grin, Zero two looked at them one last time before heading back in to her mech but was stopped by Luffy

"Hey wait!" Luffy called. Zero two stopped in her tracks and turned to look at Luffy "What is it?" she asked. Luffy smiled before pointing at the mech "Can I give your Robot a try!" Luffy said with excitement in his eyes. Zero two only looked at him "You could die if you ride with me" she said still staring. Luffy looked at her with determination in his eyes which prompted Zero two to rephrase her sentence

"Are you ready to die?" she asked. Luffy looked at her "something like this won't kill me" Luffy said with a grin. That was all zero two needed to hear as she grabbed Luffys arm and pulled him close "Alright then from now on your going to be my...Darling!!" she said as she pulled him in for a kiss( yes on the lips)

After that happened the mech suddenly underwent a transformation Gaining feminine features turning it into a Full on war maiden with a spear As her weapon

Zoro was obviously shocked to be seeing what he was seeing "Just what the hell kinda robot can do that?" Zoro asked himself as he watched the War Maiden leap over to the monster and proceed to completely violate it in the most disrespectful way possible

Everyone watching the fight including the teens were astonished at how the war maiden was fighting. The war maiden had a spear to impale it's enemies but it wasn't using it at all. It was just giving the monster the beating of its life

This went on for a while until the maiden accidently punched the core of the monster causing it to die. The War Maiden then made it's way back to the plantain.

When it got there the door opened and out came Zero two and a very hungry Luffy. "Geez riding this thing sure gave me the appetite" Luffy said as he stood near Zero two Who looked somewhat happy

"You know your the first parasite to ever stay conscious after a battle with me" Zero two said in a soft tone "*Parasite?*" Luffy asked in his thoughts till his brain quickly shifted to another question "Why would I be unconscious?" He said out loud

Zero two only giggled "Your different" she said with a smile. Luffy looked at her with a confused look but decided let it go for now.

Chapter end

Alright that's it for this one took quite a while to get done but I did what I could for the limited time I have of my day

If your wondering what took so long to update. It's a long ass story so I'm gonna try to summarise it

So I decided to take a break, which wasn't supposed to be long (2 weeks max) but in that time I decided to join a rugby team and from there you should know that after practice is get home, do my homework, eat , do my daily exercises, and end up too tired to do anything else and end up sleeping

This went on for a couple of weeks until I realised that I left yall hanging like that and decided to type one out last period at school

So yeah that's it I hope yall forgive me (it's cool if u don't) and enjoy my story

*ps* Straw hat DXD will be updated next week if not Thursday night in my time

Anyways thanks for reading ima head to bed now byee

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