Review Responses:
Ross Does Stories: They all really been ripping off Ezekiel.
Derick Lindsey: Yeah Ezekiel would be less mad at Damien, for obvious reasons.
Epic Gwent Hater: Slay.
"Last time on Total Drama Island! We had an obstacle course! We had lots of drama, lots of fart jokes, and lots of trauma chairs! In the end, Damien got kicked off because idk, we just felt like it. Stay tuned for more Total Drama Island!" Chris said.
INTRO
It cut to Priya and Millie arguing in the cabins. "Why did you steal my boyfriend!?" Millie asked.
"Because he's fun to abuse!" Priya said.
"UGH, CAN YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN!?" Emma yelled, still in bed. "I'M TRYING TO DREAM ABOUT CHASE DYING IN MANY BRUTAL WAYS!"
Confessional - Emma
"Ever since Chase cheated on me with fucking uhhhhhhhhh..." Emma said. "I forgot."
Everyone was gathered outside for challenge time. "It's challenge time!" Chris said. "But before that, I have something special to show you."
The Fart Fairy wheeled a TV over. "One of you has made a confessional that I think everyone needs to hear." Chris announced. "Here it is!"
He clicked a button on the remote and a confessional began playing on the TV.
Past Confessional - Nichelle
"Okay, I admit it!" Nichelle confessed. "I cheated on Axel with the Fart Fairy! He's just so slay!"
Everyone gasped at this betrayal.
"Wh-what!?" Axel said. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Axel then started crying.
"You suck, Nichelle!" Priya said as she punched her.
"OW!" Nichelle said as everyone started throwing tomatoes at her.
Confessional - Nichelle
"I knew I shouldn't have cheated on Axel with the Fart Fairy.." Nichelle lamented.
Confessional - Axel
Axel was still crying. "At least I have the number 397583453948572352!" Axel said.
"Now that was dramatic!" Chris said. "Anyways, today's challenge is an acting challenge! Your team has to come up with an act! The best act wins immunity, GO!"
WITH TEAM FART FAIRY...
Everyone was still beating up Nichelle. "Guys, I've just had the perfect idea!" Millie said.
"IS IT CHEATING ON ME WITH THE FART FAIRY!?" Priya yelled.
"No, I would never do that to you babe." Millie said.
Then they kissed.
"GOD DAMMIT TELL US THE IDEA!" Nichelle roared.
Millie then started crying.
"Look, now she's so sad!" Priya said. "I'm gonna call the police."
"OH NOOOOOOOO!" Nichelle cried.
"What was your idea Millie?" Priya asked.
"My idea is to make a play about how much Nichelle sucks!" Millie said.
Caleb farted in agreement.
"Well actually, I think the play should be about how smart I am!" Zee said.
"THAT'S THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!" Priya yelled.
Confessional - Zee
"I'm sick and tired of my team giving their strongest and smartest member no respect!" Zee said. "I'll teach them a lesson!"
WITH TEAM CHRIS...
"OUR PLAY SHOULD BE ABOUT HOW WAYNE IS A BOYFRIEND STEALER AND HOW BOWIE IS A DEAD MAN!" Raj yelled.
"Nuh-uh!" Wayne said. "If we want to win, our play must be about how good Chris is!"
Ripper farted in agreement.
JUDGING TIME...
"The teams are about to show me and the Fart Fairy their plays!" Chris said. "First up is Team Fart Fairy!"
Team Fart Fairy was onstage, in a school setting. Weirdly, Zee was nowhere to be found.
"Wowie!" Priya said. "Isn't Nichelle such a stupid ugly bore?"
"I know right?" Millie asked. "Nobody likes her!"
Chris started laughing.
"Nichelle smells like the Fart Fairy's farts!" Emma said.
Now Chris and the Fart Fairy were laughing hysterically.
"Nichelle is a backstabbing heartbreaking stupid face!" Axel insulted. "The number 397583453948572352 is way better than her!"
Caleb farted in agreement.
Now Chris and the Fart Fairy were laughing so hard that their eyes were watering.
"Oh, here comes the loser now!" Priya said.
Nichelle then came on stage. "I'm stupid and ugly and I piss and shit everywhere.." Nichelle said reluctantly.
Zee was shown at the top of the stage, cutting the rope holding the stage lights. "This is what you guys get for not lliking my idea!" He said.
Suddenly, the entire lighting system fell on the stage. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" The Fart Fairy said. "I HAVE A PHOBIA OF STAGE LIGHTS!"
"That was so mean to the Fart Fairy!" Chris yelled. "But the Nichelle hating was super funny. 7/10!"
"I rank it a 2/10!" the Fart Fairy said.
"That's a 9/20 overall, so let's see what Team Chris did!" Chris announced.
Team Chris's play was set in the Chris Mclean fanclub. "Chris is so cool!" Bowie said.
"Chris is so cool!" Wayne said.
"Chris is so cool!" Raj said.
"Chris is so cool!" Scary Girl said.
"Chris is so cool!" Chase said.
Ripper farted in agreement.
"WOW!" Chris said. "I'm gonna give that a 10/10!"
"I'll give it an 8/10 because there was farts!" the Fart Fairy said.
"Team Chris's 18/20 beats Team Fart Fairy's 9/20, so Team Chris wins again!" Chris said. "I'll see Team Fart Fairy at elimination later."
Suddenly, the police arrived. "Hello, it's the police." The police said. "We're here to arrest Nichelle for making people sad.
"Oh, snugglemuffins!" Nichelle said as the police took her away.
"I guess Nichelle is out." Chris said. "But Team Fart Fairy still has to vote someone out!"
AT THE ELIMINATION...
"Welcome to the elimination ceremony!" Chris said. "Priya, Millie, Emma and Caleb are safe!"
That just left a confident Zee and an unsure Axel.
Confessional - Axel
"I'm so sad about Nichelle cheating on me." Axel said. "So I told everyone to vote me out."
"Without further ado, the last marshmallow goes to...
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...Zee." Zee caught the marshmallow in his mouth.
"Axel is out." Chris said.
AT THE BOOT OF SHAME...
"Any last words, Axel?" Chris asked.
"Thanks for voting me out guys." Axel said. "I'm just so sad."
"I don't care!" Chris pushed the button and Axel got kicked into the water.
"I'm not going anywhere!" Axel said, still hanging onto the dock. "This game's mine, eh? MINE!"
"What a high-larious episode, as always." Chris said. "Anyways, uhh, come back for more
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
Votes:
Axel - Zee, Emma, Caleb, Axel
Zee - Priya, Millie
16th - MK
15th - Julia
14th - Damien
13th - Nichelle
12th - Axel
Team Fart Fairy: Priya, Millie, Emma, Caleb, Zee
Team Chris: Bowie, Scary Girl, Ripper, Chase, Wayne, Raj
Notes:
How based and epic and cool, Nichelle got her karma and Axel asked everyone to vote her out because she's sad. These two got eliminated because people rooted for them too much.