Review Responses:

Derick Lindsey: What do you mean he just debuted? He's been here the entire time!

"Last time on Total Drama Island!" Chris said. "Tipper got voted out, and that's basically all that happened. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

INTRO

"BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!" Everyone chanted at Bowie.

"WAH!" Bowie said.

"Challenge time!" Chris said. "It's a dueling stick tournament! You have to knock the other person into the water to win!"

Confessional: "Dueling stick deez nuts in your mouth lmao." Zee said.

MILLIE VS. RIPPER...

"Time to die nerd." Millie said as she swung at Ripper.

Ripper used his fart powers to dodge it.

"You NERD!" Millie said as she knocked Ripper into the water.

ZEE VS. BOWIE...

Bowie swung at Zee, but he missed. "Ha! Missed me!" Zee gloated.

"GRRRRRRR!" Bowie said as he hit Zee.

"OUCHIES!" Zee said, trying to regain his balance. "THAT'S IT!" Zee pulled out a shotgun and shot Bowie.

"OUCHIES!" Bowie yelped. "CHRIS! HE'S CHEATING! NO CHEATING!"

"Violence is funny so I'll allow it!" Chris said.

Bowie then used his bald head to reflect sunlight into Zee's eyes.

"AAAAAHHH! MY EYES!" Zee screamed before Bowie hit him into the water.

PRIYA VS. SCARY GIRL...

Priya absolutely demolished Scary Girl. Like, obliterated. She didn't stand a chance. It was so bad that I'm not even gonna tell you what happened.

WAYNE VS. RAJ...

"GRRRRR! YOU SUCK!" Raj said.

"NO! YOU SUCK!" Wayne said.

Wayne attempted to strike Raj with his stick, but Raj caught it and snapped it in half.

"HAH! Now you have nothing to attack me with!" Raj boasted. "NOW DIE!"

Wayne also snapped Raj's stick. "FUCK!" Raj exclaimed.

"What do we do now?" Wayne asked.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" They both said.

Wayne did paper, while Raj did scissors.

"Well shucks!" Wayne said as he jumped into the water.

MILLIE VS. BOWIE...

"AAAAHHHH!" Bowie screamed as he clutched at his gunshot wound.

"Ummmm..." Millie said. "I'm not sure how comfortable I am with this."

"KNOCK HIM INTO THE WATER OR YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED!" Chris yelled.

"He is literally dying." Millie pointed out.

"Do it." Chris said.

"Fine." Millie said as she knocked him into the water.

PRIYA VS. RAJ...

"Cheating?" Raj said.

"Yes, Raj." Priya said. "Cheating."

"NO FUCKING CHEATING!" Raj yelled. "GRRRRRRR!"

"SHUT UP!" Priya yelled. "GRRRRRRR!"

Then they had an epic gamer battle that lasted for a really, really long time. Priya won.

MILLIE VS. PRIYA...

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL THE FART FAIRY FROM ME!?" Priya asked.

"HOW DARE YOU BE STUPID!?" Millie asked.

Everyone gasped at this betrayal of friendship.

"YOU POOPYFACE!" Priya yelled as she stole Zee's shotgun from earlier, and started shooting Millie.

"OOH! EEH! AAH! YAAH!" Millie said as she repeatedly got shot.

"HAHAHAHAHA! DIE, MILLIE! DIE!" Priya screamed.

By the time Priya was done, Millie was just a bloody mess on the ground. She was undeniably dead.

"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Chris laughed. "SHE ACTUALLY DIED! PRIYA WINS IMMUNITY, EVERYONE ELSE IS UP FOR ELIMINATION!"

AT THE ELIMINATION...

"Alright bois, it's time to hand out the marshmallows!" Chris said. "Priya won immunity, so she's safe!" Priya caught her marshmallow.

"Ripper, Wayne, Raj, Bowie, and Zee are also safe!" He said. "So now it's down to the two girls, Scary Girl and Millie!"

"Holy shit if they vote me out over a dead person." Scary Girl said.

"They didn't!" Chris said. "Scary Girl is the last one safe, and Millie is eliminated!"

Millie was still dead. "Don't act surprised, you deserve this after what you did to Priya!" Zee said.

BOOT OF SHAME...

"Any last words, Millie?" Chris asked.

Millie was still dead.

"Okay bye." Chris said.

Millie's remains sank to the bottom of the ocean.

"What? Did you expect her to steal Zeke's gimmick?" Chris asked. "She's dead you idiots. God, people like you don't deserve to watch Total Drama Island!"

Votes:

Millie - Priya, Bowie, Wayne, Raj, Zee, Ripper, Scary Girl

Scary Girl - Millie

17th - MK

16th - Julia

15th - Damien

14th - Nichelle (Deceased)

13th - Axel

12th - Chase

MERGE

11th - Caleb

10th - Emma

9th - Tipper

8th - Millie (Deceased)

Girls: Priya, Scary Girl

Boys: Bowie, Ripper, Wayne, Raj, Zee

Notes:

Millie is out because we needed Girlboss Priya to get another W OMG SLAYYYYYYY