Hey folks!
Well as you have already been told by some dumbass in a funny hat and he handed you this letter that you are currently reading you know that I am goin up to the spirit in the sky. Unless my lift goes down then its El-Schorchio baby! Don't be sad and yada yada
See ya on the other side
Okay so my CO has told me that as this is my final chance to say what I want to you I need to make this letter more heartfelt to provide you with some comfort so here goes ...
I am sorry I was such an arse hole as a kid I didn't really mean to be like that and getting in to trouble was more like trouble was trying to find me. I really was trying to make something better of myself being in the Navy gave me purpose even if my superior officers on the ship say I am the ships clown, but I really was trying, the navy gave me purpose and I was someone useful. Most of the time. I was trying to become someone you could be proud to call your son.
I hope i have not disappointed you I do want both of you to be happy and not sad that i am gone. I really hope i have gone to the spirit in the sky. In my things there is a book called "touchy feely nursery rhymes" in between each page there should be around a thousand dollars. Call it repayment from all the times you had to bail me out from the boys in blue. Just don't ask where i got it because i can't tell you as well you know. Unless you get a Ouija board.
I guess this is it my last words. To die will be an awfully big adventure. Which was said by peter pan which is kind of ironic as i am never going to grow up
Forever your son
Leonardo. Why did you call me that it sounds so posh or old fashioned