"Argh" I said as I rose from my bed in my apartment.
It was a shitty apartment: the windows were broken, the electricity was cut off, and the walls were moldy. I looked at it with pure disgust in my eyes.
'The third Hokage, also known as the Good-for-Nothing Hokage. He gave me this apartment.' I thought with hatred towards the current Hokage.
'When I first read the manga, I didn't realize how bad it was. I am basically being isolated by everyone in the village, and the delusional old man can't do anything. He has no power, and his strings are being pulled by people with more power than him. He is just not cut out to be Hokage.'
'It has been four years since I was reincarnated into this hell. I would say that my last life was better than this. At least I had absolute freedom to do anything I wanted in it, but now it's the exact opposite. I am being monitored by the ANBU, Hokage, Danzo, and the Council. One wrong move and they can find more reasons to monitor me even heavier. That is the reason why I am quite monotonous. I had no reason to show my weaknesses to my spectators.'
I looked at the only clock I had in my apartment, which was over the door in my bedroom. The clock read 11:55
"Perfect timing, the Hokage will bring my monthly allowance in around 5 minutes. I should eat and mentally prepare for the annoying conversation I always have to have when the Hokage is visiting. I'll have to listen to his idiotic and delusional ramblings about the will of fire, how the villagers will someday start respecting me, and how I will become a magnificent ninja." I thought, soaked in annoyance.
I walked to my bedroom door. I opened it, and walked out. Then, I walked to my fridge and opened it too.
"Seems like I ain't got shit to eat," I thought as I saw the empty fridge with only a quarter-full carton of milk and half-eaten ramen noodles in it.
'Should I eat that? I mean I have a fox in my belly, so I won't die.' I thought sarcastically as I took the noodles and the carton of milk from the fridge, I then kicked the fridge door shut and walked to my kitchen table where I started eating.
Just as I was sitting down, I heard the door open. I just kept eating, but after 30 seconds I saw the Hokage enter my kitchen with a stoic face like mine. He took out an envelope from his pocket and placed it on the table across from me. Then he sat in a chair next to the envelope.
I looked at the envelope before speaking, "get out." I said in a monotone voice. This didn't surprise the Hokage, "even though you live here, this is still my property. You will not command me to leave my own property." He said, narrowing his eyes.
I just sighed before eating my last bowl of noodles and drinking the milk. After eating and drinking, I threw the carton and cup on the floor as I walked toward the mailbox. The Hokage just watched me.
I walked next to the envelope and grabbed it. After that, I opened it and counted the money inside.
In the end, I counted that there were 10,000 ryo. "What's this?" I asked, narrowing my eyes. "What is it?" The Hokage just asked. "You know exactly what I mean." I said in a monotone voice. "You took 20,000 ryo out of my allowance." I threw my allowance on the ground and looked at the Hokage while I bent my arm so it looked like I was demanding the money.
"Oh, that's what it is. The council has decided to decrease the amount of money you'll be given in allowance. I'm sorry, but pretty much everyone else was for it." The Hokage said in his monotone voice.
What I heard made me mad, furious even. I looked at the Hokage, my face changing from monotone to one of pure rage. To say the Hokage was surprised was an understatement; he had never seen me show emotion on this level. The other thing he was also surprised about was that he sensed my killing intent; he had never thought that a 4-year-old boy could insert killing intent. But I was a living proof that a mere toddler could insert it.
"How do you think I'll survive with only 10,000 yen if my fridge is already empty of 30,000 yen?" I asked angrily, my killing intent growing as I spoke
'Incredible, a mere toddler emitting killing intent is unheard of. The council can't get wind of this.' The Hokage thought as he took another 20,000 ryo out of his pocket and handed it to me, with my killing intent disappearing and my furious face becoming stoic again.
The Hokage stood up and started walking away, "It seems that I have nothing to talk to you about anymore. I'll take my leave now." The Hokage said and left my apartment.
"It seems that my killing intent works; Zabuza will have a surprise ahead of him if we meet." I thought. "If I remember correctly, he used it against Team 7." I continued my train of thoughts before going into my bedroom and jumping into my bed.
"I believe it's high time to meet the fox, but how will I manage that when they are monitoring me?" I thought in disdain for the villagers.
'If I remember correctly, I should have to put myself into a dangerous situation, where I unintentionally go into my mindscape in order to ask for his chakra.' I thought, while brainstorming for other ways to meet him.
I thought about it for almost an hour, but no ideas came to mind. So, if no other ideas come to mind, I have to get a tactic on how I can get all surveillance out of my way. I thought, making the decision that I would try to put myself in a dangerous situation that would make me subconsciously go into my mindscape.
'The thing is, I will only talk to him if he helps me escape the dangerous situation. I'll have to make a plan to escape the situation." I thought while groaning, "Another problem for my plans!" I thought in annoyance.
"I remember that this was originally Jiraiya's plan. He made Naruto sign the frog contract. That means that if I were to find or steal a contract, I could go to the same canyon that Jiraiya pushed Naruto off of, and jump down myself."
I thought before realizing a problem again. "But for that, I'll need the fox's chakra. But surely he would lend me his chakra rather than die and have to take years to reform. I will have to gamble this. Otherwise, I'll have no chance of contacting it." I thought, trying to detect more flaws in the plan.
With some thinking, I found one flaw. 'One of the flaws in this plan is that it will take years to complete. There is a possibility that I won't find a contract, so I'll have to plan on how to avoid the surveillance that's always stuck in my ass. For the plan to avoid it, I'll probably need high skills and knowledge of stealth, power, speed, and basically everything else power-related.' I thought before sighing again.
'I would like to finish this before I join the academy, which is in two years. I don't even know if it's possible though. I'll probably need some clone jutsu to evade the surveillance.' I sighed again, before a genius idea popped into my head.
'What if I steal the scroll of sealings? There will be many jutsu that will be of extreme importance for me, and who knows, maybe there will be some extremely rare or dangerous contract sealed in there.' A smile crept onto my face as I thought of that.
'Wait, how will I steal that? I could use the sexy jutsu, but this has to be a 100% foolproof plan, and I can't get caught. I also don't know how Naruto actually did it.' I thought while smashing my head into a pillow.
'Everytime I think of something, a new problem emerges. I also don't remember where the scroll of sealings is, I would need to search for it.' I smashed my head into my pillow a second time as I thought of new problems.
'I could maybe steal the scroll if I made a brand new jutsu that I thought about once when I read Naruto. No one would expect it, but I would need to do insane research to create it. I think it's my only option to actually have a chance in stealing the scroll of sealings though.' I rose up from my bed, and started walking. I put my sandals on, and walked out of my apartment, placing my keys in my pocket.
'I guess I'll first see if it's even possible to make the jutsu, and for that knowledge I will need to read a couple of books.' I thought as I began walking towards the library.