Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
'Oh yeah, this is going to be hilarious.'
Naruto had assigned his team the mission of working together and completing 20 missions in a week, as a way to get them forming a leadership dynamic without him around. It was also a chance for him to mess with Jiraiya, who had returned to Konoha. It would seem that it took several years, but news of him becoming a Jonin had finally reached Jiraiya.
"Now, the Summoning Jutsu is pretty hard, so don't be ashamed if you can't do it at first."
"SUMMONING JUTSU!"
"Jiraiya-boy, why did you summon us?" Ma toad asked as she and Pa toad were summoned in front of Naruto, with Naruto giving a smirk to the stunned Jiraiya. Naruto crossed his arms and stared at Jiraiya with a wide grin, because this was going to be hilarious to him.
"He... okay, okay okay... Actually, he summoned you, not me?"
"This whippersnapper summoned us?" Pa asked as he turned around to look at the person Jiraiya pointed at, Naruto, and he had to admit to being skeptical of a young boy summoning him. Naruto could help but keep his smirk going. He looked at Naruto, and he raised his eyebrows when he felt something was off about him. "Ah... is this Min-"
"Minato's Legacy, yes." Jiraiya cut him off before he could reveal that Minato was Naruto's father.
"I know the 4th Hokage is my Dad." Naruto deadpanned.
Jiraiya threw his arms up in the air.
-The Next Day-
"Seriously... the Rasengan... I mastered that years ago."
Naruto held a Rasengan up in the air to show off his mastery of the technique, and Jiraiya just threw his arms up in the air again.
"Okay, but how about taking it to the next level... you know it isn't a complete technique, right?" Jiraiya said as he put a smile on his face.
Naruto smiled.
This was fun.
"How about this... I call it the Big Ball Rasengan." Naruto increased the size and density of the Rasengan in his hand. "This is the Ultra Big Ball Rasengan... the Super-Ultra Big Ball Rasengan... and here is the Planetary Rasengan." Naruto increased the size of the ball even bigger, and then tripled it's size, before he shrank it down again and made several more Rasengans float around the main Rasengan.
Jiraiya shook his head, before he stared with eyes wide open.
"This is the Wind Release: Rasengan..." Naruto created wind blades around the Rasengan.
Jiraiya's hands went to his head as his jaw dropped.
"What the..."
"I can also do this... Rasengan: Flash." Naruto stated as he created another Rasengan, and he pointed it at a nearby boulder. The Rasengan exploded and fired itself as a BEAM of spiralling chakra, turning the Melee style Rasengan into a long distance powerful move. The boulder was turned into dust, and an entire line of trees behind it were knocked down when the trunks were destroyed.
"He added an element..."
"Oh, the Wind Style: Rasengan and Rasengan: Flash are just the incomplete versions of this..." Naruto stated as he held the Wind Style Rasengan above his head, and he pushed it to the next level. "The Rasenshuriken..." Naruto threw it.
"He threw such highly dense chakra!?" Jiraiya was shocked.
Naruto controlled it so that it cut nearly all of the trees nearby him, and Jiraiya saw the Rasenshuriken changing directions so easily in the air. Naruto sent it deeper in the forest, before the attack exploded. The explosion was huge and carved out a large portion of the forest, and the shockwave knocked out trees that were around the explosion, sending them flying, before the shockwave reached Jiraiya. The man braced himself.
"Oh... oh..." Jiraiya was just stunned.
"I can do more with it... like this, the Ink-Splatter Rasenshuriken... and the Magnet Release Rasenshuriken... the Lava Release Rasenshuriken... oh, the Fire Release Rasenshuriken, and lets add on the Wolf Wisdom Decay Rasenshuriken... and the Boil Release Rasenshuriken... and the Scale Powder Rasenshuriken, and the Water Release Rasenshuriken as well... and lets just show that I can use another Rasenshuriken on top of that." Naruto raised his hand up and he started to create more Rasenshuriken above his head with various different attributes and elements to it. Jiraiya could only watch as an insane amount of control was shown.
An INSANE amount.
"Blue Fire... Magnet Release... LAVA Release... Boil... Wolf Wisdom Decay... so many things."
"Oh, you haven't seen anything yet." Naruto grinned as he threw all of the attacks up.
High.
"Haven't seen anything yet?" Jiraiya questioned when the attacks vanished up into the sky. The clouds parted ways when the techniques all passed them, and he was a little confused by that. He looked at Naruto, who created a black sphere styled Rasenshuriken above his head, and he looked serious as he kept his eyes on the sky.
"The explosion... is going to be big."
"How-"
Sage Art: Super Tailed Beast Rasenshuriken was Naruto's most raw power ninjutsu that he had, and the combination of so many elements and techniques made it something that only 1 person had ever been capable of kind of surviving it. He had used it against Kaguya herself, and she had absorbed parts of it to protect herself from it. The attack was too much raw power for a single person to easily handle.
The explosion was the size of a moon.
It was the most marvellous ninjutsu of all time.
Jiraiya watched as a MOON sized light and exposions appeared in the sky, and ALL of the clouds in the sky were cleared away as if they had never existed. All of the weather on the entire continent was changed in that instance, and he saw the shockwave from the explosion was traveling down towards the planet at an alarming speed.
'Tailed Beast Ball Rasenshuriken.' Naruto stated in his head as he threw it up.
The attack hit the shockwave and exploded in a country-sized explosion, and it prevented the shockwave from the first attack from reaching the planet and causing earthquakes and destruction on a wide scale. It was an attack that was powerful, but the sheer power of it wasn't even needed since getting hit by even one of the Rasenshuriken that made it up would be a death sentence for pretty much anyone anyway.
"You've... incorporated so many different elements together, and even Kekkei Genkai..." Jiraiya was just... unable to process what he had seen. Naruto, with a single head, had been able to utilize the ultimate form of Shape Manipulating and Elemental Manipulation on a level that should be impossible.
It took 2 hands to use Kekkei Genkai elements because you were suppose to mold each fusion element in one hand and then bring them together, but he combined easily 3 elements in some of those Rasenshuriken with one hand.
It should be impossible to do that.
"Since I mastered my Tailed Beast, I can do this too... the Super Mini-Tailed Beast Ball." Naruto created a small spiralling ball of black energy, before he let it fade away. It wasn't as impressive as the display he did before that changed the weather of the planet. "Oh, and I can do this as a joke kind of." Naruto stated as he raised one finger up.
Jiraiya was too surprised to laugh.
Naruto created a tiny Rasenshuriken on the tip of his finger.
"Oh... cute..."
"Oh, and I can create Big Ball and Ultra Big Ball versions of those other Rasenshurikens I showed you earlier... but that would just be overkill." Naruto was ENJOYING looking at Jiraiya collapse onto his ass when the shock of hearing that hit him. "... Magnet Release: Rasengan." Naruto showed another elemental Rasengan variant to Jiraiya.
He was enjoying this too much.
Seeing Jiraiya just too stunned for words.
"So... do you have anything new to teach me that my father had trouble with, or that you have trouble with?" Naruto asked Jiraiya with a smile.
-The Next Day-
"So... can you explain what I'm suppose to do?"
"To master Sage Jutsu, one must stop existing as a mere creature, and become one with nature by not moving. Then, one must balance the natural energy they can absorb with their chakra, their spiritual and physical energies... to create a more powerful chakra." Naruto and Jiraiya were in the Toad village at the moment, with Jiraiya smirking.
'Even after 50 years, I never mastered Sage Mode. Even if he is a genius, Minato never learned how to master Senjutsu in a way that let him use it to fight.'
Naruto smiled.
'Oh... this is going to be hilarious.' Naruto thought, since even in his first life, he had mastered Sage Mode in a week of being introduced to it. Naruto kept his face straight as he watched Pa toad lift a giant toad statue.
"Using Senjutsu boosts all of a person's abilities."
"So, I just stay still and try and absorb the energy around me, and then balance it?" Naruto asked with his best effort to keep his sly smile from his face.
He was having fun.
"Ah, but it isn't so..." Pa stopped.
Naruto stopped moving, and Pa was able to see as Naruto started to collect natural energy around him. He absorbed it into himself, and then perfectly balanced it. Pa stepped by in pure shock when Naruto achieved a perfect balance on his "first try" with the ability. Naruto opened his eyes to show they were his only toad trait, along with the senjutsu eye marks.
Jiraiya and Pa were both stunned.
'He... NO TOAD TRAITS!?' Jiraiya was stunned.
On his first try!?
"I see... this isn't that hard to master... and... I see... I see... you can't absorb nature energy while moving and balance it... so I can have a Shadow Clone gather it for me if I ever need more." Naruto threw some practice punches.
He paused.
"Ah... I think I've got it, a fighting style like this might be better suited for senjutsu." Naruto started to go through the Frog Kata, much to the absolute astonishment of Jiraiya and Pa, who had NOT expected Naruto to just up and re-invent the fighting style they were going to try to teach him.
"Since you're connected to-" Pa started.
Naruto threw a punch that missed a tree, but the tree was destroyed.
"I get it, by manipulating nature energy around me, I can also extend the range of my attacks." Naruto knew what he was going to say, but he really wanted to prank Jiraiya. He also pranked Pa, who had not been expecting Naruto to just be able to so easily figure out and master such an honor art.
Pa looked at Jiraiya.
"This boy... he's beyond a natural... there has never been a Sage who mastered Senjutsu the first time they used it." Pa whispered to Jiraiya as he hopped on his shoulder. "... and one so young as well. This boy isn't just a genius... he's unnatural. It's as if nature was made to serve him." Pa couldn't help but be a little unnerved by it all.
Naruto grinned.
"Well... I mean, I'm sure Master Jiraiya could do this too if he really applied himself." Naruto smiled at Jiraiya.
Jiraiya winced.
"Sure..."
'I am going to train my ass off to master Senjutsu starting today.' Jiraiya wasn't about to let Naruto's smiling enthusiasm and belief in him down.
-The Next Day-
"That should get him stronger, and keep him alive in this timeline." Naruto was satisfied as he laid on the floor in his apartment.
"HEYOOO!"
"Don't kick the door open!" Naruto shouted when Fuu just kicked the door open. Fuu turned around and waved goodbye to the people she had been hanging out with while Naruto was away for a few days.
...
"It was you that made the giant explosion in the sky a few days ago right?" Fuu asked with a smile.
"How did you know?"
"Chomei told me." Fuu had been hesitant to believe it at first, but the village had been in a sort of uproar after that. Panic had set in quickly, but when nobody died and nothing really changed, everyone settled down again. It helped that nothing happened after that, but everyone was MUCH nicer to everyone around them at the moment. "I even made some friends with the civilians around here thanks to all the panic." Fuu couldn't be more appreciative of that.
"Civilians huh... I guess that's fine." Naruto didn't have a problem with her making as many friends as she wanted to make. "Just don't tell them you're a Jinchuriki, you never know when a spy for the Akatsuki is around... huh..." Naruto deadpanned on himself.
Nagato was alive.
Obito was also alive at the moment.
Naruto smiled.
'Right... Obito has Yagura under a genjutsu right now, and he's had him under genjutsu for so long that when it was broken, Yagura died from the shock.' Naruto would have to find a way to break the Genjutsu in a way that didn't end up killing Yagura... and to do that he would need to find the best medic in the world. Naruto rubbed the back of his head when he thought about Tsunade, since he was going to have to get her anyway.
Still, he had other matters to see to first.
-The Next Day-
Like Anko.
"So... you expect me to believe that you could just... get rid of this seal?" Anko asked Naruto with a narrowed expression.
Yep, Anko was slender and sexy again, Naruto was refreshingly amused by seeing her without all the extra fat.
"Yep, so I figured we could have a pretty fair trade. I'm sure you want that gone, and I'm young and hormonal, so I've got a lot of horny feelings in me. I can get rid of that burden, and you can help me with that... well... I'll get rid of that seal for you anyway, but you can still agree to the deal if you want." Naruto wasn't going to blackmail her into anything, or force her to do something she didn't want to.
"You say you can get rid of this?"
"Yep."
"If you actually get rid of this, I would happily be your sex slave."
"I don't need a sex slave, just some quickies now and again would be nice. I'm 11, so it isn't like anyone is jumping to fuck me, so it would just be nice to bang somebody." Naruto's hand started to glow yellow.
"Makes sen..." Anko stopped talking.
Naruto shoved his hand in her chest.
There was no blood because his hand just sort of slipped through her torso. It was the same ability that he used on Obito during the war to grab the Tailed Beasts from him, and the same power he used on Hinata to pull out Toneri's control sphere from her soul. Naruto grabbed ahold of Orochimaru's chakra inside of her body, and the seal started to fade away from her neck. Without Orochimaru's chakra inside of the seal, his essense, the seal faded away into nothing.
Naruto pulled out a purple chakra.
He crushed in his hand.
"That felt weird..." Anko stumbled back.
"There you go, Orochimaru's seal is gone now. Now that the seal is gone though, you're going to need to train harder for sure."
"Huh?"
"The seal and the seal sealing the seal leeched your chakra and nutrients, so you needed to eat more to compensate for it. Now that the seal is gone, if you keep eating the way you do now, and stay kind of lazy... you'll become very fat, very quickly." Naruto deadpanned at her. Anko was strong, but she wasn't a training nut like others. The reason that she had been able to eat as much as she did was because of the seal, and with the seal gone she wasn't going to be able to eat nearly as much without gaining a lot of weight.
If Naruto could prevent Anko from going fat, he was going to prevent it.
"Me, fat... never!"
"Anko, you're 24 years old and a woman... your metabolism is about to nosedive. Half of your diet is dumplings and sweet bean soup, and you hate spicy food. You're famous for your diet around Konoha." Naruto deadpanned.
Anko blushed.
"Okay... train more, eat less... so... we going to bang now."
"Well, we can do that when I'm in the mood. Stop by my apartment whenever you're in the mood to bump parts." Naruto was glad that Anko was so easily satisfied, and he was even more glad that she seemed like she was going to take his advice seriously. Anko becoming fat had led her to becoming an academy teacher, which... Anko was only an okay teacher in his time.
Anko was more useful to Konoha as an active shinobi than she was an academy teacher, so if he could stop her from retiring her active duty status he would like that.
"How do you know so much about Orochimaru's seal?"
"Don't know a lot about the seal, but the method I used didn't need me to know anything about the seal at all. Still... I guess... that is my dick you're grabbing there." Naruto deadpanned when Anko stopped him from walking off, and she grabbed his dick.
"Just seeing what I'm working with."
"Well, I'm 11, don't expect much right now from that. Still, I know a woman's body pretty well, so I'm sure I can... really get you going in..." Naruto reached back and grabbed under her skirt. She never wore panties, like Fuu, instead she just wore a mesh bodysuit under her skirt. He had pretty easy access to her parts.
"Oooooh." Anko backed off of him when she felt a SPIKE of pleasure shoot through her.
'Stage One of Rasengan training, make spirals of chakra inside of the target... I just made tons of tiny, thin, chakra spirals too weak to hurt a person, but more than enough to absolutely mess up her G-spot.' Naruto had assaulted her G-spot with a severely incomplete rasengan inside of her body, a simple stage one version of it that wasn't even in it's ball form. He formed the spirals inside of her vagina right where her g-spot was, and the stimulation had nearly caused her to orgasm right away.
"WHAT was that?"
"THAT, is what you have to look forward to. If this-" Naruto grabbed his dick. "-ever leaves you feeling unsatisfied, just know that these..." Naruto raised his hand and showed his fingers. "... can leave you more satisfied than any man will ever leave you feeling... of course, that is just one of my tricks... who is to say what other tricks I have up my sleeve. Like this for example." Naruto's hand glowed golden.
5 hands spawned from his hand, and grabbed Anko.
She was held up in the air by 4 of the hands, while the 5th hand grabbed one of her boobs. All of the hands disappeared when her free taste was over.
"You know what brat... I'm going to enjoy being your sex slave."
"No you won't, because you're not my sex slave, we're just fuck buddies. I don't want a sex slave, I'm not THAT kind of pervert." Naruto deadpanned, and she only grinned when her teasing seemed to get a reaction from him.
"Sex slave, Anko Mitarashi... sounds good to me."
"Not a sex slave, or any kind of slave."
"Ah, that's cute... you think I'm not a sex slave."
'Damnit... I should have gone with somebody else to get rid of these horny thoughts. Anko is an absolute freak at times... and while that sounds sexy... I wonder if I picked the wrong woman?' Naruto glanced back at the laughing Anko. He sighed to himself, since she seemed... a lot less burdened with the seal gone than he remembered. '... She's like a female me... I better be careful about not cumming inside her... ever... SHE is the last person who I want to make a baby with.' Naruto couldn't imagine the absolute hell spawn that would be his and Anko's children.
The nightmares would later keep him up at night.
Chapter End!
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