"We have a honeymoon sweet for Mr. and Mrs. Song plus five singles. Is that correct," the clerk asks
"Yes!" River piped up from her seat at the nearby bar
Ten and Nine make faces of confusion. Amy and Rory just smirk. Rose and Martha have looks of bewilderment on their faces when not one but three Doctors step up.
"Well I'll be staying with River," they announced simultaneously
"You?" Twelve asked incredulously
"Well I am her husband after all," Eleven replied smugly
"I am too!" Twelve bit back
"I'm the oldest and her wife. That gives me precedence," Thirteen smirked
"Precedence!?" The other two echoed in disbelief
The three oldest began to bicker loudly
"Wife? Husband?" Ten murmured to himself
"Shut up!" Amy shouted
That brought all conversations to a halt. Everyone stared at the mother and daughter duo waiting for them to speak.
"I'm sorry for the confusion my loves," River began," but I only ordered 5 singles. Which means all three of you will be sleeping-" she corrected herself as she heard Rory choke on his drink
"Sorry, all three of you will be rooming with me," she finished
"River," Eleven choked out with a blushed
"Melody," Twelve laughed
Thirteen simply walked over to her and kissed her. They beamed at each other
"My clever little wife," Thirteen smiled
"Mmmmm three of you…how the mind races," River purred
Everyone who wasn't her Doctors groaned.