Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!
Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?
Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?
Derpy: I don't know.. Each year you wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.
Saten: ... I've been working on that, I saw a bunch of Jason Voorhee's movies as preparation for Nightmare Night.. Nothing he can do will scare m-
Master Sword: Hey Saten..
Saten: (screams in fear snd accidentally bucks Sword in the stomach).
Master Sword: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?
Saten: Well don't sneak up on me like that!
Derpy: (sarcastically) Yeah, your gonna do FINE tonight Saten.
Master Sword: You guys coming to the Maze?
Trixie: Yes.. But not wait at this moment..
Master Sword: Well... Looking forward to you guys being there.. Especially you Derpy.
Derpy: Best not get romantic on Nightmare Night.. Ruins the mood of the night.
Master Sword: (chuckles) fair enough.. GrannySmith says I swear to much, and may need to tune that down a bit.
Trixie: Well, she's not wrong.
Master Sword: When was the last time I swore to much.
Derpy: Well... There was the event with the snake.
CUTAWAY: Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!
Students: (turn quite)
Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!
Audience: (gasps)
Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!
Principle: Mr Sword, please.
Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.
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