So turns out Saten and Trixe never actually went skiing before, so started at the bunny hill. Lead by a intructor named Thunder.

Thumper: All right you two, my name is Thumper, and I'm gonna be your cool ski instructor. We're gonna take it slow, take it easy, make sure everybody has a goood time. 'Cause what is skiing about? Having a good...? [puts his left hand to his ear, hoping for an answer. The two blankly stare at him] ... Time, that's right. Now, just a few safety things to keep in mind: First of all, look straight ahead when you ski. You look down, you're gonna fall, you're gonna have a bad time. Also, be aware of skiers around you. You run into another skier, your skis are gonna cross, gonna have a bad time. You with the white hair you first.

Trixie: Sure.. (goes up to him).

Thumper: Alright pretty lady, we're gonna do this without any poles until we know our two primary feet positions. To go slow, we wedge our skis together [he puts his indices and thumbs together; front ski tips touch], in the shape of a slice of pizza. Then to go faster, we put 'em parallel, like... French fries. [begins to drift forward] You see that? [wedges the skis] Pizza, [lines up the skis] French fries, [wedges the skis] Pizza, [lines up the skis] French fries. [moves farther away each time] ... Okay, go.

Trixie: (tries to go down) (But skis out of control and falls)

Thumper: Okay, you see what she did?! She French-fried when she should've pizza'd. You French-fry when you pizza, you're gonna have a bad time!

Trixie: Ow.

The meeting, meanwhile. Phil and Josh are presenting the time-share plan.

Phil: And so, we think we can convince you to buy one of our combos that's opening right here in Phase 4.

Josh:That sounds like a GREAT investment opportunity!

Master Sword: I-I'm sorry, but none of us can really afford to own our own vacation condo.

Twilight: Yeah, and to be honest, we're just doing this meeting because of the two nights free deal.

Phil: Oh, I know, that's what everybody says - "Not me, I can't afford it." But what if I told you you could own one of our properties for only eight thousand dollars!

Derpy: Wait. For only eight thousand dollars we can buy a condo here?

Phil: Well you see, "time-share" means you buy the condo with about twenty other people like yourselves [exits screen left and immediately enters screen right] You [puts his hands together] "share" the condo with other investors and pick the [points to his watch] "time" you want to stay.

Josh: [makes a fist with his right hand] Share, [makes a fist with his left hand] time. [joins his fists together]Time share.

Derpy: So then it's not really ours.

Phil: Sure it is, one twenty-fourth and a half yours! You see, time-share has made it possible for even working-class people like you to say, "I've got a little place in Aspen."

Josh: Try it. Try saying it. "I've got a little place in Aspen."

All three: I've got a little place in Aspen.

Phil: Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Twlight: [looks at her watch] Listen uh, it's been thirty minutes. We'd like to go hit the slopes now?

Phil: Woll uh, you still gotta come to the time-share luncheon. We did give you a free condo for the weekend.

Sword: Well your ad said we only had to attend a thirty-minute meeting.

Phil: Right, but this isn't that meeting. The luncheon is that meeting. [the three just look at him] Don't worry, you're gonna have a great free meal at the luncheon.

Bunny slope, later.

Saten: Your getting better Trix.

Trixie: So are you.

Stranger (skis over): Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, red boy?

Saten: Well I'm... catchin' on pretty fast, I guess. Who are you?

Stranger: I'm Tad. I've been skiing for twenty-two years. Think you could beat me?

Saten: Probably not.

Tad: What's your name, hot shot?

Saten: Saten Twist.

Tad (laughs): Saten WASTE is more like it.

Skier: Hahahaha, WASTE!

Tad: Alright, how about a race, then? You and me.

Saten: Dude, I'm just learning.

Tad: OooooOOOOooo! [starts moving and squawking like a chicken, ending up facing the confused Saten] Looks to me like you're not a "hot shot" after all.

Saten: I never said I was.

Tad: Oooooooo!

Tad's friends: Oooooooo!

Tad: You may think you've got what it takes, but as long as I'm around, you'll always be number two! [the two other skiers left] See ya later, Darsh! [laughs, kicks some snow into Stan's face, and skis away].

Saten: What just happened?

Trixie: I'm not sure.

Saten and Trixie is such a adorable couple. I love them.. :)