The other 3 are still meeting with Phil and Josh.

Phil: …And so you see it's the investment opportunity that keeps on giving.

Twilight: How many times do we have to tell you this? We don't want to buy shares in a condo!

Josh: And we certainly don't want to pressure you.

Twilight: Pressure us?! You kept us all day yesterday and then had a chair lift bring us back!

Phil: Heh-ey, you can leave anytime you want. Of course, that is, if you don't want the super-secret fun prize for attending the slide show.

Sword: [Rises from his chair angrily] No, we DON'T want the super-secret fun prize alright?! We just wanna ski! Come on, everybody! [leads the others towards the door]

Josh: I know! Have you ever considered going in on a time share?

Phil: That's only a couple thousand each, Josh!

Sword: Don't listen to 'em, let's just go! (They parents walk down the hall.

Derpy: My God, can you believe those people?!

Sword: Let's just get out of here. [opens a door across the hall. The three find themselves in a room exactly like the one they left across the hall]

Phil

Folks, I'm glad you're back, because we forgot to mention, time-share condos are still deeded properties!

Parents

Aaagh! [they turn around and walk out... er, in]

Phil

Oooo, you folks really lucked out this time. You're visitor number one thousand!

Josh

That means you can listen to our special offer for privileged members only!

Randy

That does it! I'm calling the police! [takes out the cell phone and begins dialing. One of the salesmen groans softly]

Saten has Thunder give him training though a cliche song montage.

Cop 1: All right, let me see if I got this straight. You two gentlemen are offering part-time limited liability [suddenly animated] ownership in one of your fabulous condos for the one-time price of eight thousand dollars?!

Phil: That's right!

Cop 2: Sounds to me like if anybody should be arrested it should be you people for passin' up such a great deal!

Cop 1: That's right, you're practically stealing condos at that price. "Book 'em, Danno!" [laughs/]

Sword:The police work for time-share, too? [the police draw their gun].

Phil: [menacing moves forward] The police, the mayor, even Celestia.. Perhaps now you see the severity of your situation. I think we shall all sit down... [backs up] and listen to the presentation.

Josh [draws his own gun and aims] Sit! [the parents go to the table and sit on the chair] Dowwwwn.

Phil: Now, you're probably asking yourselves... "Can my time-share condo turn into a profit?"

Josh: "What kind of cash flow can I realize from my investment?"

Phil: The answer might astonish you. For over ten years investors have seen their-

Sword: God, dammit.