Dinky (at school): The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man, or even a smart man. He's my uncle, Saten Twist. creator of #Dun-da-da-dah #The Flaming Saten!
Student: The Flaming Saten?! You mean the Flaming Maggie, and your uncle didn't invent it, you wuss.
Dinky: It's not true. He invented it. Allow me to demonstrate.
Cheerilee: Are those liquor bottles?!
Dinky (nervously): I brought them for everyone.
Cheerilee: Take those to the teachers' lounge.
Maggie: I'm sorry you're mad, but this isn't personal. This is just business.. Pita and I were desperate.
Saten: Oh Pita is in on it two eh?
Maggie: Well, she doesn't know it was your idea.. But yeah.
Saten (angrily):: Well, you and your girlfrend just a customer.
Maggie: What? I couldn't hear you.
Saten: I said, you just lost a customer!
Maggie: What?!
Saten (screaming) You just lost a customer, Maggie!
Maggie: Yeah, you can use it!
The next day Saten is at Starlight Glimmer's house, she basically fills his role of "surrogate sister". Shared with Pinkie Pie and Twilight.. But Star is the main one.
Saten (pacing and mumbling): Stupid Maggie. Non-inventing, recipe-stealing, wanna say bitch, but still friend, maybe.
Starlight: Would you calm down. Maybe you can take consolation in that something you created is making people happy.
Saten (high pitched voice): Ohhh, look at me I'm making people happy! (flapping pegasus wings) I'm a lovely little butterfly flapping my butterfly wings! (skips around) I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, Lalalala! [leaves the room, slamming the door; pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door again]
Starlight (annoyed): Well, duh.
