Actually, I'll come back to the the Simpsons one.. I'll do the one HardRocker helps with..

To be honest, I was gonna do Road to North Pole "regardless" of if somebody helped.. It's just convient.. It's the perfect role for Master Sword.

I'll return to Sarah's one in next episode.. Just more excited in doing the darker episode first..

If your new to the series don't know why I label Sword as "villain protagonist" this episode shows why..

Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, you may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise man!

Sword: You know what. I'm killing him. You're driving me. Let's go.

Saten: Dri... Driving you where?

Sword; To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.

Saten: Really? Up to the North Pole? How do you expect me to get there?

Sword: We drive

Saten: I'm not driving you to north pole.

Voice: Bar closing

Saten: ... Okay I'll drve you.

FAKE NORTH POLE:

Sword: This is it huh?

Saten: Yep. This is it.

Teen: Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls? Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?!

Sword: ... Saten. Does the North Pole usually having teenagers.

Saten: Yeah, sure.

Sword: Hmm... Let me ask something else.. (pins him on wall pointing the gun) YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT!?

Saten: I..

Sword: You can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, dude! There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit! Nobody vomits at the North Pole! Except for Santa's wife because she has an eating disorder!

Saten: What?

Sword: Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!

Saten: Okay Sword, there's something I should probably tell you.

Sword: Fine (lowers gun)

Saten: I hate to tell you this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought you said Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? Or SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, you fool!

Saten: Guess we'll have to do this the hard way then.

Sword: you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Twist!? Because you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.

Saten: Oh, that's not fair Master. I don't think I have a negative attitude. I just don't think it's a good idea for us to embark on a potentially dangerous journey whe...

Sword: I still have a loaded gun.. Now drive me to the real North Pole.

Saten: What do I get out of this?

Sword: Well, what do you want?

Saten: ANything is fine.

Sword: Help me and ... I'll take you and Trixie with me to Los Pegasus.

Sword: I'll even pay for the greatest buffets.

Saten: Fine..