ON SLED:
Sword: I can't believe it! We were supposed to save Christmas, and we completely blew it! We failed Santa!
Saten: No. No, we didn't fail Santa. The world failed Santa. The poor man just gives and gives and gives, and everyone just takes him for granted. Hell, I didn't even think he existed until last night.
Sword: I agree. But what are we supposed to do now? Christmas is doomed.
Saten: Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.
Saten: But we can make things right
PONYVILLE/THE NEXT DAY:
Reporter: This just in, reports from all over the world says that no presents have delivered. We can only assume that everyone has been naugh-
Saten (runs infront of camera): Wait! I know what happened to Santa!
Reporter: Wha?
Twi (from her house): Saten?
(Saten wheels out Santa).
Reporter: Santa?!
Saten: That's right! It's Santa Claus! And the reason there was no Christmas this year is that this man is sick. Very sick. He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice. The workload of filling our Christmas lists has overwhelmed him. And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year. But there's a way for us to help him. If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands and ask for only one Christmas present every year, there may still be hope. I know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice, even in hard times, but if we don't, we may have to give up Christmas altogether.
Reporter: You heard him folks. Will we take just one gift a year, can we live with that?
Various people: One is enough... One's enough... I can live with that.
Hardrocker21: Okay, just one.. But if it's a gym membership, someone's getting punched in the fucking face!
End of episode :)