Saw South Park episode.. It was hilarious, and want to use it..
DITTO as SARGENT HARRIS YATES
SATEN TWIST as KYLE BROFLOVSKI
MASTER SWORD as ERIC CARTMAN
DERPY as LIANE CARTMAN
PINKIE PIE as BUTTERS SCOTCH
TRIXIE as STAN MARSH
APPLEJACK as CRIAG
Master Sword's backyard, he's on the edge of his roof wearing wings made from cardboard, a small crowd below him]
Applejack: This won't work, your not a pegasus.
Sword: This WILL work AJ!
Trixie: It's not gonna work; just come down from there.
Sword: [assessing the situation] ...Jeez, this looks a lot higher from up here.
Saten Twist [arrives in time to see Sword's attempt]: What's going on?
Pinkie: Master Sword thinks he can fly off of his roof.
BonBon: Yeah. He could die.
Trixie: Probably.
Saten: ... Do it! Do it Sword!
Sword: I'm gonna!
Trixie: I wouldn't if I were you. Those wings don't look very strong.
Saten (gets camera out): Don't listen to 'em, dude! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
Sword: Okay, here we go. [steps forward and gets ready to launch himself] Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. On this historic day, we remember the Wright Brothers: Orville and Redenbacher, whose dreams and visions inspired generations. And now, again, one man's vision ushers in a new era of aerial travel, proving the power of imagination and intellect. The magic... of flight! [he flaps his cardboard wings a few times to get some lift, then jumps off the roof. He heads straight for the ground and lands on his face with a grunt. Everyone is shocked, except Saten chuckles, who ends the recording].
Saten: That was fun (leaves)
Awkward silence.
(Everyone awkwardly leaves one by one. Only Pinkie remains, and she turns to watch the others leave. After a few seconds of uncertainty, she leaves too.]
HOSPITAL:
Derpy: Is my boyfriend gonna be okay!?
Doctor Hoof: Ma'am. I'm afraid that your boyfriend is... Incredibly stupid.. He thought he could fly with cardboard wings. The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall, which has... Put him into a deep coma.
Derpy: Coma... My God, fo- for how long?
Doctor Hoof: There's no telling. He may never recover. We'll just have to wait. And see.
TIME PASS:
Sword is asleep, with a full beard grown.
Sword: Eugh... [sits up, slowly opens his eyes.]
Derpy: My god, your alive! (hugs him)
[the doctor and nurse return]
Sword: Where am I?
Doctor Hoof: You're at the hospital, Master Sword. You've been in a coma for some time.
Sword: Coma... How long?
Doctor Hoof: It's been two days. Nurse, you can remove his face-warmer now.
Nurse Redheart: Yes, Doctor. [said face-warmer reveals to be the assumed facial hair, which she pulls off].
Doctor Hoof: Now, Master, you've suffered massive head trauma. Your road to recovery will be long and arduous. At least another two days.
TWO DAYS LATER:
Sword is eating soup in his hospital bed. His blonde hair all messy and uncombed, mostly from the bandages only half unwrapped.
Derpy: You're doing so much better, muffin.
Sword (angrily referring to other patients around him): Why the hell do I have to share my room with other patients?! This is bullcrap!
Derpy (hugs him): Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
Doctor Hoof: [at another patient's bed] I'm sorry, detectives, there was nothing we could do.
Ditto: Damnit! Another murder victim! For three years the Left-Hand killer has been at large and I've exhausted every lead! Maybe... I just don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore.
Cop: We'd better get back to the station, sir.
Sword (annoyedly): Good, because you assholes have kept me up for three hours!
Ditto: All right, let's go Murphy... Hang on a second, where are, where are my car keys?
Sword (annoedly): Probably in your front pocket, dumbass!
Ditto: [fishes around in the front shirt pocket and is surprised to find them there, then turns to the doctor] ... Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffered head trauma?
Doctor Hoof: Yes, it was pretty severe.
Murphy: What is it, Ditto?
Ditto: I've... Heard cases where people suffering head trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.
Murphy: Aw, come on, sir. That's silly.
Ditto: I know it's ridiculous, [turns right and walks off] but I'm gonna explore every possibility I can! [Murphy follows. They arrive at Master Sword's bed] Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you?
Sword: Not now, the nurse is gonna walk in any minute with my lunch.
Redheart (conviently comes in at that time): Twelve-thirty, Master Sword. Lunch time. [the officers are amazed at how timely the nurse came with the lunch]
Ditto: ... Young man, how did you know the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
Sword: I don't know, I just knew it. [receives the tray from the nurse and sniffs it, smelling Meatloaf] Aww man, this smells like meatloaf. Again?!
Redheart: Yep, meatloaf again. (lifts top, revealing it to be meatloaf).
[the officers get a little frightened]
Murphy: Jesus, how did he...?
Ditto: Little boy... [whispers to himself] Well it's a snowball's chance in hell but... [back to Sword] We were wondering if you could come down and see if your... New powers could help us catch the killer.
Derpy: He doesn't ha-
Sword: Okay!
Derpy: (grumbles annoyedly)