Local Park. A crime scene at the docks is shown, complete with police tape.

Shining Army (as one of the cops): All right, make sure you get pictures of everything in this crime scene. [one officer takes pictures, another handles evidence gingerly. Sword walks in, holding a cane like Doctor House.

Officer 1: Who's the blonde?

Officer 2: He's supposed to be some kind of psychic.

Officer 1 (annoyedly): Aw, Christ!

Ditto: This is... where the body was found. [overhead shot] Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others.

Derpy: How come the outline is missing its hand?

Ditto: The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim, and keeps it as a trophy. [Sword walks around the outline, inspecting it.]

Shining Armor: Stand back, give him room! [moves to hold the crowd back] Come on, Sword, concentrate! What do you see in your mind?

Sword begins to concentrate and his eyes begin to twitch. First he sees a cupcake with chocolate topping and sprinkles, then powdered doughnuts, then a cup of vanilla ice cream - with sprinkles being added.

Sword: I see... Ice cream. Covered with... chocolate sprinkles... [he sees a hand holding Double-Stuff Oreo] Double-Stuff Oreos... [a second hand comes up and twists off the lower cookie] He ... He's taking the top of one and... [squeezes his eyes closed and sees another Oreo attached to the first one so there are two fillings between the cookies] ... And he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs! [the detective writes down what Sword is seeing] I see...ice cream, and sprinkles, and Quadruple-Stuffs!

Ditto: Jesus Christ!

Murphy: Sir?

Ditto: Tom Johansen, the owner of the ice cream shop!

Later that evening, Ditto, Mtuphy, and Shinning ring Tom's doorbell and he answers.

Tom Johansen: Yes? Oh, hello, detectives.

Dtto: Mr. Johansen, could we have a quick word with you?

Tom Johansen: Sure, come on in! [he backs up and leads them in. The three-o detectives tackle Tom Johansen once iside, Murphy tazes him] Code 6! Code 6!

Shining: Do it again! [Murphy shocks Tom Johansen again, causing more convulsions]

On the news, Police cars and vans have gathered outside and the siren lights are still rotating.

Ditto (to news reporter): He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him!

Tom Johansen: Why?! WHY?! [the officers haul him away]

Ditto: Congratulations, Master Sword. You just stopped the biggest killer in South Park history.

Murphy: We would give you a reward, but I guess that knowing the people of South Park are safe again is reward enough.

Sword: Guess again.. (holds outhand).

Murphy [walks over and hands him some money]: All right, here's a hundred dollars.

Sword: Sweeet.

Ditto: You have strong powers, Take good care of them. Make sure you use the powers... for good.

Sword: Of coarse.

THE NEXT DAY:

Sword dances around Ponyville, bragging to anyone who would listen.

Saten (Trixie and most of the main sic behind him) (angrily): Dude, what did you do?!

Sword: Oh, didn't you hear, Saten? I used my new psychic abilities to catch the serial killer. And I made a hundred bucks! [shows off the money]

Twilight (also angry): Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop! He wasn't a killer and you know it!

Sword: Ohhh? Then why did I see ice cream and cookies when I closed my eyes? Huh!?

Saten: Because your ALWAYS thinking of ice cream!

Sword: Do not doubt my powers, Saten!?

Saten: You don't have any powers!

Sword: Don't make me do it, Kyle! I can make your head explode with a single thought!

Pinkie (worried): Wuh be careful, Saten!

Saten (annoyed): He can't do crap!

Sword: Fine, Saten! You asked for it! Hee-at! [closes his eyes and starts making sound effects and hand motions. Pinkie screams and flees, AJ and Fluttershy go to check on her, but the others don't move).

Rainbow: Your embarressing yourself Sword.

Suddenly Ditto and Murphy run over.

Ditto: There he is! [they approach him, he turns around] We've got a little problem.

Sword: What?

Dittp: While the ice-cream store owner was in jail, another murder was committed.

Murphy: This body also had a missing hand and a bowl of corn flakes next to it!

Ditto: Which can only mean one thing!

Saten: Ha! You see?!

Ditto: That a copycat killer is on the loose! We need your psychic abilities to catch this new guy right away!

Saten: ... What?!

Murphy: We'll pay you up front this time! We've gotta catch this new guy before he kills again.

Sword: I'm afraid that my powers... are not for sale. ...And by that I mean they absolutely are for sale. Let's go!

CRIME SCENE:

Saten (there with Trixie and Twilight): This is fuckin' ridiculous!

Shining: Whattaya got, wunderkind? Are ya seeing anything?

Sword: No. Nothing.

Twilight: Yeah, sense when are Shinning Armor, Murply, and Ditto so god damn stupid!? Espically for Ditto.

Sword: Wait a minute. [his right arm twitches and he sees a bucket of chicken, then sees some chicken served next to the powdered doughnuts he saw earlier. His eyes are squeezed tight.] Fried chicken! It's tender and it's fresh! [sees some syrup poured onto the chicken] There's maple syrup... Maple syrup's being put on the chicken!

Saten: Yeah, I thought Ditto wa-

Michael Deets [approaches the 3, wearing a robe and baseball cap, acting extremely supicious, and covered in blood]: They're never gonna catch the serial killer. He's too smart.. Do you want to three my cotton panties? [whips open his robe to reveal himself dressed in a yellow bikini. Saten and the 2 girls are understandably shocked and a little afraid]

Twilight (to the cops): Hey! What about this guy?!

Shinning: Quite sis. He's havin' a vision!

Sword: It is fried chicken! [first he sees a plate of fried chicken, then the maple syrup, then some whipped cream, then some chocolate syrup, then a cherry on top...] Oh my God. It's a fried chicken sundae!

Michael Deets. [still next to Saten, Trixie, and Twilight] [brings out a mannequin torso and head and strikes up a conversation with it] "Junior, what are you doing out?" I'm sorry, Mother. "You come home right now and have sex with me!" No, Mommy! ... [leaves]

Trixie: Why have thing been so weird lately?

Saten (referring to Deets): Hey officers, does anyone know who that guy is?!

Murphy: Be quite you little brat, or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!

Saten: (sighs annoyedly)

Their right.. Part of the joke is that being such a incompetent cop, is the exact opposite of how Ditto normally is.. He's very smart.. However, he's also sadistic, short tempered, and dark humored.. Afterall, he did start off a villain..