Here's best of Ditto.. If anyone is curious how he "normally" behaves..

Read THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS to find out Ditto's backstory and stuff.. As well as his connection to little Scootaloo..

Ditto's age is unconfirmed.. But implied to a few centeries old..

Basically.. He was a sadistic villain who managed to redeem, but he still has much of his sadism.. Celestia made him a cop, to give him a use for said sadism.. Which can often make Ditto a pretty dark character, espically for MLP.. But we love him for it..

SATEN TWIST - SEASON 3:

Shining: Boss, can you send this letter to the cakes instead of Twilight.

Ditto: I don't send letters, that's YOUR job.

Shining: I can't let her see me wait yet.

Ditto: Fine, whatever.. (takes the letter).

Shining: Your probably wondering why.

Ditto: Actually. I'm wondering why your not workiing wait now.. I don't pay you to stand around.

Shining: Well.. Me and Cadence are having baby.

Ditto: That's great, but please get to wor-

Shining: And we don't want Twilight knowing.

Ditto: I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW!

Shining: She will still find out.. But not yet

Ditto: This is why I never promote you.

Shining: But we plan on giving Twilight a surprise party over it.

Ditto: Are you even listening to me?

Shining: Glad you understand Chief.. Have a good trip.

Ditto: (facepalm)

SATEN TWIST - SEASON 3:

Ditto: (to crowd) Listen.. You all need to leave!

Mustache Crystal Pony: Did I mention this was a Royal Crystalling? When the crystaller holds the young one aloft, all of the Empire will share their joy and light, and the Crystal Heart will beat stronger than it ever has before!

Ditto: Yeah, yeah, I know how it goes. But you can't st-

Stubborn Pony: It really is a moving ceremony!

Ditto: I DON'T CAR-

Stubborn Pony 2: Maybe you changelings don't understand the the importance of this.

Ditto: Change... Look, EVERYONE makes mistakes!.. Can we just FORGET about that!

Stubborn Pony 2: Whatever.. Changeling.

Ditto: (growls angrily) One more word out of you, and I'll break your spine in hal-

Shining: (holds Ditto back) Listen to me.. Cadence is evacuating the area! You don't have a choice.

SATEN TWIST - SEASON 2:

Scootaloo Is caught in a dream, and cornered by the headless horse when suddenly it is magically zapped away and someone from canterlot warmly greeted her.

scootaloo: ... D- Ditto?

Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.

Scootaloo: Really?.. What did you do?

Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.

Scootaloo: (unconvinced)

Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..

Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?

Ditto: Well.. I'm here.

Scootaloo: (laughs)

Ditto: Yeah, yeah.. But anyway. Your scared of something.. Is it liking a boy?

Scootaloo: Noo.. I, I'm Afried Rainbow Dash won't think I'm as cool as she thought.

Ditto: Everyone has fears sweetie.. But facing them makes us stronger.. But if you don't, the nightmares will only get worse.

CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

SWEET APPLE MASSACRE SPOOF:

Ditto, Shining Armor and several other officers finally reached Ponyville but still couldn't find Big Mac yet.

Ditto decided to ask someone if they seen Big Mac and saw a fellow pony named Tom Foolery traveling and decided to fly over to him.

"Hello" Ditto greeted Tom.

"Oh hey.. It's the famish one" Tom said back.

"If you say so" Ditto said modestly.

"Say.. Aren't you chief of police now?" Tom asked.

"I.. Guess" Ditto said, still modestly.

"What brings you to ponyville. All out of donuts in canterlot?" Tom joked, and suddenly a laugh track was suddenly heard.

"... What the hell was that!?" Ditto cried, hearing the laughter.

"Sorry. Can't get rid of them" Tom admitted.

"Whatever.. We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders more people" Ditto replied making anouther laugh track.

"Wait, how is that funny!?" Ditto cried.

"They think EVERYTHING is funny sir" Tom groaned.

Anouther laugh track is heard.

"See" Tom groaned.

"Anyway.. I'm afraid I don't know where he is sir. But hope you get him. He killed Saten Twist and now I'll NEVER get the money he owed me" Tom admitted, making anouther laugh track be heard much to Ditto's annoyance.

"Yes, that always sucks dosen't it" Ditto chuckled, making the audience laugh even harder, and giving Ditto twice the annoyance.

Anyway. Sorry to bother you" Ditto said, flying off.

Ditto reached back to the other officers.

"You find out anything sir?" One of ponies asked.

"Sadly no, but we are running out of time... Where's my lead captain!?" Ditto cried.

Shining Armor, the said lead Captain ran into view.

"Here I am sir. Right. Indeed. Here. Indeed. Yes I am. Sir!" Shining Armor cried, giving a solute.

"We have to hurry up and find Big Mac.. After all. He thinks he can just murder three people and get away with it!?" Ditto cried out.

"Yes. I wouldn't bet a corn farthering on his escaping sir. No, not a corn farthering I'd indeed sir" Shining Armor replied, in a weird way of saying it.

"... Your still drunk aren't you?" Ditto groaned.

"Yes I am sir. Drunk from the party. Yes. From the the party. Indeed I am sir. Drunk from the party. Sir!" Shining replied.

SWEET APPLE MASSACRE:

"Big Macintose. You are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. They didn't give me there names" Ditto said.

"Well.. Actually. Cadence gave me the names of the victims before we left" The unnamed police pony admitted.

Ditto turned over to the unnamed police pony saying "well you could of tol-

Before the sentence was finished Big Mac seized the distraction and punched Ditto hard enough that the alicorn fell down on his face.

The unnamed police pony open fired on Big Mac but Big Mac barrel rolled against the ground, dodging the bullets and then grabbed his double barrel.

Big Mac was quick enough that he shot the unnamed police pony in the face, killing him instantly.

Ditto angrily runs over to Big Mac shoots Ditto in the gut, making Ditto fall to the ground in pain.

"DITTOO!" Screamed Scootaloo, and she tried running over to him, but the Big assho- I mean, Mac, pointed the gun at her, telling her "Stay, put, you little runt".

Whimpering in fear, Scootaloo stayed put.

"Leave her alone!" Ditto growled.

"No way., she's been annoying me all day. She's first!" Big Mac said, in dark humor.

"NO!"

"Too late!" Big Mac laughed, and prepared to kill Scootaloo wait then and there.

But suddenly Ditto had a huge adrenaline rush, and ignoring the pain in his chest, he sprinted towards Big Mac.

Before Big Mac knew what hit him, Ditto grabs him, breaks his arm, and smashes his face into a tree, knocking out a tooth, and leaving B.M. unconscious.

"You were saying?"

A few days later. Big Mac was violently thrown into his prison cell by Ditto.

"These court people are wimps. If it were up to me, your be hung by now" Ditto said to the prisoner.

"Yeah, fuck you two!" Big Mac mocked.

Ditto was in no mood and punched Big Mac's still broken arm, causing Big Mac severe pain.