Might as well continue for a bit I figured to myself.
Wanting a RV.
goes to a RV store to buy one of his own, but because of his poor credit rating, he is only qualified for a smaller dilapidated.
Pony: You're never gonna own a better RV. I don't mean that in a good way. I mean literally. This is it for you, you know? It's this or a wagon.
Saten: Jee, I don't know.
Pony: You look like a man who can make a decision. I know your buy this. Why? Because I heard somebody tell me you "can't".
Saten (angrlily): I'll show him! (buys the RV).
Thrilled with the new RV, Saten takes Trixe, Derpy and Dinky on on an excursion, despite them not even wanting to go.
Driving on remote back roads and ignoring everyone's suggestion to turn back on the main road, he ends up teetering over a precipice. The gang escape before the RV plummets over the cliff and explodes, leaving them stranded in the wilderness with no food or supplies.
Saten: Do not worry, I'm an experienced woodsman Now you all stay here while I go over this way and try to get my bearings.. (goes away from earshot) What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all! (echo) I've murdered us all! I've murdered us all! ... Uh oh.
After Saten ineptly builds a crude lean-to shelter, he and Dinky set out for help. The other two stay behind, and manage to build a more sturdy shelter and start a fire despite knowing nothing about camping.
Saten and Dinky lose their clothes during a fall into a raging river, but hide their nakedness with leaves and mud. After a frigid night's sleep, Saten tries to steal honey from a beehive, only to be attacked by the bees, but evades them by jumping into a mud pit. A nature photographer takes a picture of Saten Twist covered in mud and unable to talk from all the honey, mistaking him for Bigfoot, and soon the forest is inundated with Bigfoot enthusiasts and reward seekers.
Derpy and Trixie are rescued, and Trixie identifies the monster as her husband, thus adding to the conspiracy.
Saten Twist is soon captured and taken to a lab for testing. The authorities allow Saten to return home after scientists agree that he is "either a below-average person or a brilliant beast." While watching the news coverage of the whole debacle, Saten worries about being mocked by Master Sword, until Trixie consoles him, calling him "my brilliant beast.", and kisses his cheek.