AC: HEY EVERYONE WELCOME BACK FOR MORE "PASWG & SOUL EATER: LOVE, CHAOS & SINS" MAN I'M FUCKING PUMP AM I RIGHT DARK AC
Dark AC: HELL YEAH WHAT ABOUT YOU EVIL AC
Evil AC: FUCK YEAH BITCH
Boxer: you got issues AC
AC: I know *look at readers* now peeps it been long since I did this but the computer was being a dick so I quit until I'm ready to do a new chapter
Dark AC: yep so we're back like she said the story is close to the anime
Evil AC: also if you people remember what the angels wear on each episode then you good by the way their genderbend self wear the same clothing except in boys clothes
AC: now before I start let me tell you what Scarf and Kimono are wearing in this chapter ahem Scarf is wearing a white shirt, black biker vest, blue jeans and dark red sneakers while Kimono is wearing a red Chinese Qipao/dress with short sleeves, it reach above her knees with slits, white silk ribbon around the waist and black slipper-like shoes
Panty: nice AC
AC: thank you now Panty Disclaimer
Panty: *sigh* AdorableCeline do not own PASWG or Soul Eater if she does then I fuck every boys I see
Stocking: you already doing it you skank ass whore
Panty: *growl* YOU WANNA FIGHT STOCKING THEN BRING IT ON BITCH
Stocking: *growl* LIKE WISE BITCH
AC: *took out a machete* if you two fight during this session I'll chop off your boobs...DO. I. MAKE. MY. SELF. CLEAR
Panty&Stocking: *gulp in fear* yes ma'am
AC: good *put away weapon before looking at readers* now enjoy this story my cute pikachu
Dark AC&Evil AC: because it's going to be one hell of a ride
Chapter 3: Death Race 2010
Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom V-Vroom V-V-V-VROOM
A groan was heard inside a immoral hotel before the biker plop down on the pillow as he wrote another x mark on the wall. "Come on are you fucking kidding me" Panty said in anger "faster does not mean better you asshole" she karate chop at the dude.
"dude you're one hardcore angel, you get my motor running" biker said.
Panty glance at the wall before pointing at the x "how is this fair look how many times you cum, I only scored once and it wasn't that far"
"you know what babe, you're more like a devil than angel"
Panty frown in distaste "real fucking profound you too old to rock leather pants by the way" she turn on the TV showing today's news "seriously you look like Mick Jagger's grandpa" she said truthfully. She blink at the TV "huh? What's going on here?" she asked herself.
"This is incredible turn of event, if you just joining us an unman sports car" Panty stare at the car before laughing.
"haha that thing might be even faster than you"
"no way, nothing can out race my ride...wait what?" the biker said.
Panty blink in shock "hey is that Stocking with Socks and Boxer?" she look closer at the TV "wait is that Scarf and Kimono?" she gasp when she saw a group of teenagers on their back "holy shit that's Soul, Maka, Liz, Patti, Black*Star, Tsubaki and Kid with them" Panty said in shock.
Suddenly her phone rang before she answer "this is Panty"
"where you at?" Gaterbelt asked. Panty stare into space as she tried to make up an excuse.
"I..am uh...visiting the elderly in a nursing home" she lied.
"don't lie to me, you're at that Immoral Hotel" Gaterbelt said. Panty curse before another call came through.
"whoops got another call" she answered her phone before someone spoke.
"Panty are you watching TV?" Stocking asked from the other line.
"nope so what's up" Panty said.
"You diddle another douche bag, get your skank ass out here and help us" Stocking yelled.
Panty groan "fine I'll go, Jesus calm down is not like this dude is rocking my world or anything" Panty hang up before putting on her clothes. The biker dude look at Panty before speaking.
"I wasn't kidding my bike is wicked fast" he said. Panty turn to him and smiled.
"yeah guess what fuck face, a little technique doesn't hurt" she throw up the keys to the bike as she spoke "oh and thanks for the ride" she smirk.
Group of people waiting by the bus stop before suddenly vehicles zoom right past them. Soon they were tumble over as air blew past them.
Stocking, Socks and Boxer along with Kimono and Scarf are next to the ghost while the Soul, Maka and Tsubaki are riding on Kimono's back and Black*Star, Liz, Pattie and Kid are riding on Scarf's back. The ghost twins growled in anger as they tried to catch the damn ghost "get out of the way losers that means I'm going to run your asses over" the ghost laugh "and no one can stop me"
"he swallow over every innocent citizen and spewing the blood of no more innocent victim" the reporter said "it's a warning case of wall rage"
"C'mon" Stocking said ramming into the ghost making it laugh.
"aw you trying to catch me kitty cat?" he asked "well bring it on bitch but to be honest, I don't think you'll be able to handle what I'm packing" the ghost said as they crash into the mall "that means I have a big dick"
"fucking asshole and his dirty talk" Scarf said.
"yeah no one need to know that" Kimono scoffed in disgust. Soul looked down at Socks with a worried look on his face.
"Socks do you need help?"
"No I'm okay just stay on Kimono" Socks said. Soul nod before Socks growl in frustration "man I hate this ghost, me and Soul were suppose to go on a date but he fucked it up"
"hey calm down Socks you'll have another one okay" Stocking smiled at him.
"Yeah and you can finally have fun with him" Boxer said.
"like you...oh wait you didn't ask Black*Star out yet so haha" Socks said.
Boxer begin to stuttered "w-well y-you see...um...we haven't go out yet and well"
"better step up Boxer or someone steal him from you" Socks laugh along with Stocking while Boxer mumble under his breath.
Liz who is her Spartoi outfit is looking around trying to find Panty "where the hell is Panty?"
"fucking another man" Scarf said.
"which I should be doing right now" Boxer said.
Black*Star glare at Boxer "then go ahead slut" Boxer cringe at his crush's word.
"well I can't because you're too beautiful Black*Star"
"yeah whatever Boxer" Black*Star snort in disgust.
"damn whatever you did Boxer must had piss him off" Stocking said as Boxer sigh sadly.
"Wow these boots are fantastic" Panty said driving on the motorcycle before she turn her head to see an explosion "ha bingo" she smiled going faster to her destination. On the other side of the mall, an customer is chewing out an lady who bowing down for an apology while the lady continued to talk to her in anger. Soon two vehicles and two fox ghost ran/drive past the store before bunch of cops cars crash into the window, pushing the lady away while the employer smiled in joy.
"Haha not even close" the ghost said. Suddenly Panty jump through the glass window and driving on the stairs before jumping towards the ghost. The ghost looked up in confusion before they crash into each other.
"hey there shit pickle, so where you going in such a fucking hurry?" Panty asked.
"who cares where I'm going as long as I get off" the ghost said "oh good one that means ejaculate specifically"
"yeah I got that, trust me creak breath if there one thing I know, it's a big o" Panty said.
"It's about time did you mount everything on the way here?" Stocking asked angrily.
"hi Panty" Patti waved.
The ghost looked back and forth between them "huh you guys know each other?"
"no I did not but I make sure to do that next time" Panty began to take off her panties while the ghost chuckled
"oh a show, take it off" the ghost ram into Panty to the wall "I bet you like it rough" they crash into the store as Panty came outside with clothes on her. Stocking and Socks laugh at her.
"that what you get for being late" she said as Kimono and Scarf catch up to them. Panty shook off the clothes before she gasp.
"where the hell did Backlace go?"
"um is that over there?" Black*Star asked pointing at the ghost. They looked up to see Panty's panties on the ghost's head.
"hey what's on my face?"
"Ah my gun is on your face, well technically it's my panties" Panty said.
"Well it does smell like I'm going really fast" the ghost lick the garment making Panty groan, Boxer cringed and Socks smirks along with Stocking.
"ugh stop licking that right now"
"bet you never said that before" Socks said making Soul laugh. Panty growls before jumping into the car.
"move over" she said as Stocking move in the passenger seat "go See-Through go"
As they chase after the ghost, the reporter began to talk "it seems our angelic saviors had finally reunited and ready to take down ghostly fiend" he pause as police cars drive past them "the police had finally arrive look like we don't need our angelic heroes after all" the began to shoot at the ghost putting bullets holes in him.
"hey that's our job you thieves"
The ghost starts to become annoyed as he shook off the bullets before spinning around "take this and take this" he said as the car began to spin out of control "suck it coppers" as the ghost stop spinning, bunch of police cars was sent flying into the air. Panty, Stocking, Socks, Boxer, Kimono, Scarf and the Spartoi looks up in shock as they dodge the falling cars. The ghost laugh before he saw a barricade "huh are you trying to make a barricade? What are you a spartan army? I'm going to knock the fuck out of you doughnut eating dipshit" he said as the car ram into him before more cars ram into him.
As more cars ram into the ghost, he begin to become smaller and smaller until he had enough "that's it I'm outta here" the angels, ghosts and spartoi looks up as their eyes follow the ghost before he landed on the ground in a shape of a box. Panty, Stocking, Socks, Boxer and Scarf along with Kimono who are now human stare down at the ghost while Soul, Tsubaki, Maka, Kid, Patti, Black*Star and Liz stand behind them.
"ah ride of the fast lane just make you die quicker" Scarf said.
"True to that bro" Kimono said dully.
"that means you're dead" Stocking raise her sword before Panty stops her.
"hey chill the fuck out let me get my panties first" Panty reach down only to see the ghost is gone. They looked up to see the ghost fall off the bridge as he snickers.
"hey get back here you stupid ghost" Black*Star said as he jump over the edge along with Soul.
"Black*Star wait up"
Black*Star and Soul landed on the hood of the truck where the ghost went under it "okay right here" the ghost said "and. I. am. in" the ghost transforms the truck into his own image causing both boys stare at him in shock. The ghost look up at Black*Star and Soul before smirking at them "well well I got guests" they gulped "well let's have fun ladies" he laugh before speeding off. The other look in shock while Stocking and Panty looked at the scene dully.
"that's not good" they said in unison.
Stocking side glance at Panty "now you do realize this is all your fault"
"I'm aware of that thanks" Panty said "but that didn't means you can destroy my panties okay"
"fuck the panties what about Soul and Black*Star?" Kid yelled angrily.
"we'll get them calm the fuck down" Panty said before she grin at the car and the weapons in the back seat.
"Being made without fiber glass is awesome" the ghost said "it's payback time you scum pigs which I'm saying because you're all cops"
"you're such an idiot Black*Star" Soul shouted.
"well sorry Soul I just want to catch the damn ghost" Black*Star groans "how are we going to tell Nova now?"
"I don't know? Maybe we should tell her it's still alive" Soul said.
"Wait did you two say Nova?" both boys glance down at the ghost "as in 'The Nova' with white hair, wears a tie and love to manipulate people? That Nova?" the ghost asked.
"yes" they said in unison.
"and you know this bitch?" he asked again.
"yes" Soul and Black*Star raise an eyebrow.
"impossible that bitch is the most powerful person in the organization fuck even powerful than Corset, there's no way you know her" he said.
Black*Star and Soul glance at each other and smirk evilly. Soul turns his head to the ghost "really? did you heard about her having seven assassins under her command?" he asked. The ghost looks up at the two before he gasp in shock mix with horror.
"no...fucking...way" he said "you two are..."
"hey fatass" they turn their head to see Panty running on cars "how about you let me help you lighten up your load" she said shooting at the ghost.
Panty jump in the air before the ghost roar at her making her lose focus and landed on top of the truck. She took out two machine guns before running up on the ghost "are we rolling?" the reporter asked.
"you two better duck" Panty said as Soul and Black*Star duck their heads when Panty came close. Panty began to shoot at the ghost who is now crying out in pain as she continued her attack. Once that done, one of his tires was busted before he turn to another road while groaning in pain.
Panty throw the guns away before sniffing her hands, thus pulling them away from her nose in disgust "gross gunpowder smells like old hag stain" she said before laying down. Black*Star stares at Panty.
"where's the others Panty?"
"they're coming" she said.
"hey what's wrong? Hey dick angel are you giving up already?"
"Dude look in front of you" Soul said making the ghost turns his head in shock. Down the lane is a pink dot with two ghost coming straight for him.
"no way" he said as Stocking stand on the hood of the car "what is this a challenge? What you playing chicken with the rooster bitch?" he smirk "I'll give you credit though you got some massive balls" he speed up making Black*Star and Soul hanging on tight while Panty fly off the truck.
Stocking grab her sword and bend down as the ghost got closer. When he got close enough, Chuck steer the car to the right before Socks yells.
"Black*Star, Soul jump in now" Black*Star and Soul jump in the car before Stocking slash the ghost across the side. As they drove off, the ghost was slice in half.
"shove it up your exhaust pipe that means ass" he said as he fly off the road.
"Hey let go of me, its not my fault you look like Hilter" the boy said.
"keep this up brat and you'll going to regret it" the man said before the ghost came crashing into the train station causing a chaos.
The boy looked around before smiling "yeah fucking a"
Socks checking on Soul while Boxer hug Black*Star "Black*Star don't you ever scare me again" he said making Black*Star blush.
"okay and you're forgiven" Black*Star push away from the hug and kiss his crush's cheek.
Soul raise an eyebrow "by the way what did he say to piss you off"
"he said he look like stripper wearing tight leather pants" Socks answered.
Soul laugh "man that's fucked up"
"thank you Soul" Black*Star and Soul high-five each other.
Stocking shook her head before she spoke "rad now let's collect the coins and get out of here"
"hey did you ruin my panties? You own me a new pair if you did" Panty yelled from the chopper.
"hey we kill the damn ghost" Stocking looked around in confusion "the bell should be ringing that how it's work right"
"yeah that's weird" Panty agree.
"Maybe the ghost isn't dead" Liz said.
"or maybe it decided to give up" Tsubaki said.
Kid raise an eyebrow "that's stupid"
"I agree with Kid that does sound stupid" Maka said. Suddenly they a sound of the train as they had a deadpanned expression before the ghost appears again.
"I ain't dead yet" he said changing his form into more demonic.
"Three times a row?" Socks asked.
"oh yeah I could do this all day ask around" Panty said.
"its true she's a giant slut" Stocking said.
"all I need to do is get a hold of Backlace and finish him off for good" Panty looks at the reporter crew "hey get me close and I'll give you a flash of my panties"
"your panties?" the reporter asked.
"fucking go" Panty shot at the glass causing the crew to flinch.
"Should we record this?" the cameraman asked.
"doesn't matter just do what she said" the reporter said.
Stocking glance at the train "let's go See-Through" she jump on top of the train and smirks "that's what I'm talking about" the ghost twins followed after Stocking. Panty looks at the train before jumping on it.
"now" she said before landing on it's face.
"Oh yeah yeah turn it up, let's go all the way" the ghost said as hydro rocket came out of nowhere "oh yeah I'm going fast, yeah baby" right before Panty or Stocking got close to the panties, they were sent flying as the ghost went super fast.
The ghost zoom past the train before everyone was sent flying because of the wind from the ghost "oh yeah I didn't even use protection, pedal to the metal the all time" he said "I think I'm gonna blow, oh yeah"
"he's so disgusting" Panty groans before her eyes widen as seeing Chuck's lips far "Chuck" she said catching Chuck's attention "I just realize something, with men its not about quantity or speed" she said before smirking "it's about how stretchy they are"
Chuck shook his head "ready?" Panty asked as Chuck shook his head harder. Panty jump in the air making Chuck's lips stretch farther before flying towards the spike and letting go of Chuck.
The ghost look at her in confusion "where you going?"
"don't you worry I'm coming back" Panty said grabbing her panties as it change into a gun and flying back towards the ghost. She landed on his face, smirking at him "okay I'm done here, its not you its me so" she smirks even bigger "repent motherfucker" she said before shooting at the ghost.
"This is my stop" he said before exploding. The train crash into the dead end before it lean forward from the crash. The reporter scream in horror before the bell rung signaling the ghost's death. The others are going back to the church before Panty spoke "so how many are there?"
"three heavens" Stocking answered.
"cheap and disappointing"
"really? cause you seems to be enjoying yourself" Socks said.
"huh everybody like to go fast but without good technique what the point" Panty said.
Panty held out her panties in disgust "gross I'm so not wearing these again"
"haha jokes on you Panty" Kimono said while her brother chuckles.
Panty growled "shut up you assholes" everyone started to laugh as they went back towards the church.
Somewhere in Daten City, lies a tall building with devil wings coming from the side. Inside a giant office, a girl in her teens with magenta eyes is sitting in a black chair looking out her glass window. She sigh before the phone rang. She answered the call before speaking in her suave and alluring voice "so was the mission a success?"
"Yes Mistress Nova, ghost #37 is destroyed" the caller said.
"good and the hoodlums" she said.
"still destroying the ghosts" the girl smiled.
"wonderful and soon I'll be unstoppable" she said. Suddenly the caller voice became dark.
"Mistress Nova I got some details for you and it's about Corset" Nova eyes widen before smirking evilly.
"really?" she asked "tell me 'Pride' about my lovely idiot" Nova chuckled evilly as she gets some information from her assassin about Corset.
AC: well chapter finish what you think
Dark AC: nice
Evil AC: awesome
All: cool
AC: good *looks at readers* well peeps review and we'll see you soon bye
Dark AC: bye
Evil AC: bye
All: bye
P.S. Nova will make her first appearance in the next chapter so stay tune folks