AC: hello everyone and welcome back for more "PASWG & Soul Eater: Love, Chaos & Sins" sorry it took so long since I have a major writer block
Dark AC: yeah but we're back so in this chapter we meet Nova and introduce Brief
Evil AC: now before we start you guys get to meet a new character that you never seen before
AC: that's right my friend now Boxer Disclaimer please
Boxer: AstralComet do not own PASWG or Soul Eater but if she does then it would already have a crossover
AC: thank you *look at readers* now enjoy this story my cute pikachu
Dark AC&Evil AC: cause it's going to be one hell of a ride
Chapter 4: The Turmoil of the Beehive
*PASWG Theme Song*
Daten City; sometimes it feels like a bothersome place where everyone wants to be #1, especially in high school. The guys wants the girls to like them while the girls wants the other girls to want to be them. However, sometimes being the best means being the worst.
A book is shown in the hand of Garterbelt before he slam it close. Suddenly, four angels came crashing down with Boxer and Panty on their bed, Socks sitting in his chair and Stocking on the toilet before urine came out from the toilet; with Garterbelt using the umbrella to cover himself. He drop the umbrella and frown "good morning angels. It's so nice for your grace us with your presence today."
Panty sat up on her bed as she glare at the priest "this is who I'm waking up to?" She spit "asshole."
"I'm not gonna stop what I was doing, so you only had yourself to blame for what you bout to smell, priester douche bag." Stocking said dully. Socks scrunch up his nose in disgust.
"I'm going to ignore that and keep on talking, but first." He looks around the room "where is Kanzashi and Scarf?"
"Here." Everyone turn their head to see the twins walking through the door, wearing their tracksuit "sorry Garter, Kanzashi and I was jogging." He sniff the air before covering his nose "holy shit what's that smell?" Stocking laugh while Kanzashi shook her head.
"Alright privates, we have a serious situation on our hands." The angels plus the ghosts are sitting on the couch and listening to the priest.
"Yeah I bet." Panty roll her eyes "let me guess, you want us to hunt it down."
"Or it's a world glory Shit storm." Boxer said dully.
"The only Shit storm is what's coming out of your mouth on a daily basis, but I'm prepared for it this time." Chuck reach behind Garterbelt and pull the man by his tie "ladies and gentlemen, and Panty and Boxer meet our client." The man straighten his tie as he talk "the Principal of Daten City's Academic institution since we only have one here apparently."
"Our client?" Kanzashi ask in confusion.
"Yeah I'm sure Miss Panty don't do old dudes." Scarf said truthfully. Panty smile softly at Scarf before she ruffled his hair.
"You know me so well." She look at the priest "but yeah he's right, I don't do old dudes." The Principal blink before speaking.
"Oh well that's just... oh never mind. Look the problem is that our students are missing, well, going missing- ouch." He said right when Chuck bite on his head "some of them are still there. I called the police but they can't figure it out."
"Sound like the work of a ghost." Kanzashi answered.
"It's not the work of the ghost, it's the work of the devil himself. Please save our school." The Principal said before running down the stairs and started dry humping Panty's leg "oh geez that feels amazing just a little to the left." Scarf pick up the old man and throw him away from Panty.
"Leg rape? Are you kidding me?" He said, glaring at the Principle. Panty pet his hair thus calming him down before speaking.
"Yeah way to go for asking us for help like we are ever going to fucking say no."
"I knew you'll agree. Okay hookers, go watch your assess in the sink and get to high school before that ghost swindled anymore students." Garterbelt said, while Chuck begin humping on the Principle's head "remember, you're incognito so try not be yourself."
"Can I rip off that dude's balls off, Miss Panty?"
"Damn Scarf, you're sadistic."
At Daten City high school, the students are talking in the hallway before a pink hummer came crashing through the wall. A red carpet rolled out before the gangs came out of the car. Panty is wearing a white shirt with dark green tie, red plaid skirt and black dress shoes with white socks. Stocking is wearing a black sweater with white shirt underneath and blue tie, blue plaid skirt and black dress shoes.
Boxer is wearing a long sleeve white shirt with loose dark green tie, dim grey jeans and black shoes. Socks is wearing a black sweater vest with white long sleeve shirt underneath and blue tie, black and blue scarf around his shoulders, dark blue jeans and black shoes.
Scarf wears a white short sleeve shirt with white scarf, blue pants and black sneakers while Kanzashi wears a white short sleeve shirt, red plaid skirt and black boots. Everybody stare in awe "are we in a music video?"
"Are they celebrities?"
"We're angels dick." Panty said after she puts on her glasses. Socks roll his eyes behind his shades.
"You do know incognito right? It's the opposite of that." The gangs then walked down the hall as everyone stare at them in awe or took a picture of them.
"Who knew the schools here is actually different than on heaven." Panty nods, agreeing with Boxer.
"Yeah especially the perverts."
"You know for the minute there, I actually thought you know what it's like up there." Panty smirk at her sister.
"I said the perverts in school, Stocking. Now I wouldn't know that if I pay attention now would I?"
"True story." Kanzashi open the map of the high school as they look over it.
"Okay so where do we go from here?" Suddenly, a scream is heard making everyone to turn their head to see a figure running blindly, being covered by bees. Panty pulled down her glasses with a questionable look.
"What the actual fuck?" As the figure came closer, Panty change her panties into a gun and began shooting, killing the bees and revealing a boy underneath them. The ginger head boy tripped and sliding across the floor.
"Ugh was that necessary?" Stocking frowns, glaring at the boy. Suddenly, a girl pushed them before standing in front of him.
"Need a hand?" Said a suave voice. The boy looks up to see a beautiful girl, smiling at him. She had white hair in a bob cut; bangs swept to the side, magenta eyes, silver hair clip and lilac skin. She wears a white sleeveless shirt with plum vest, plum fingerless gloves, navy blue skirt and black knee high boots.
The boy blush, staring at her in awe "holy Mary mother of..." The girl chuckles while the gangs watch them. Panty gagged before spotting a bee hive on the floor, and so with her arms behind her head, she smirks.
"Hey girlfriend." She kicked the hive "catch." The girl dodge the hive without turning around before it hit the boy in the head and fall on top of him. He screams while the angels laugh and the twins covered their mouths "hey let's take this one home and call it a day."
"Yeah. Said it's a creepy bee ghost or something, I'm down." Kanzashi glared at the angels while Scarf tried to calm the boy before bumping into someone thus knocking the hive off his head.
"Oh Briefers, darling." The boy known as Briefers or Brief for short looks up to see football players with cheerleaders on top of them. On top is two people sitting on a throne, frowning down at him. The girl had long blonde hair and violet eyes wearing a pink cheerleader outfit while the boy had long copper blonde hair and sea green eyes wearing a pink jockey jacket with white cuffs, white shirt, blue jeans and black sneakers.
"I hope you're ain't running around with my precious bee hive on your head, now are you?" The crowd gasp as Brief shivered in fear before bowing down.
"I'm so sorry."
"Hey it was a good look on you. Why you take it off?" Boxer smiles as they surround around Brief before looking up "but seriously who those guys?"
"Ew, is that wannabes I smell? I'm sorry but this school belong to my boyfriend and moi."
"You're the fucking janitor?" Boxer said, glaring.
"Yeah. We met the principal and he's way hotter." Kanzashi said, frowning at the girl.
"The name Barby and this is my boyfriend Ken." She said, sitting comfortably on his lap "you may address me as queen Barby, your majesty or goddess. Allowed them to explain."
"Queen Barby, our majesty, goddess." Barby raise her hand, quieting the crowd. Scarf raise an eyebrow before speaking.
"Wait you said your name is Barby and Ken?"
"Yes that's right." Ken answered.
"Isn't that the name for two Barbie dolls that had low occupation?" Stocking nod her head.
"Yes and I'm allergic to plastic." Kanzashi laugh along with her brother while everyone watched in shock.
"Come on guys, let's get out of here before we catch slut face." As they walked away, Panty step on the bee hive, crushing it as Barby glared at them while her boyfriend try to calm her down.
"Oh no. No one walk away while we're being worshipped and how dare you called us plastic."
Throughout the day, Barby tried to stay on top and keeping their title. She first show off her bag only for the angels to drive through and ruin it then she tried to giving a dangerous chemical to them but Panty sneeze causing some to spill on Brief, who screams in pain. During cheerleading practice, Barby and the crew are practicing their cheers before she spotted Panty, sitting on top of men with Boxer before more men came causing the girls to fall.
Next Barby is showing off her skills, twirling and throwing the baton while Ken smiles as she grab the baton. Stocking watch in confusion before looking at the batons in her hand. She then starts to spin them around like they were swords before catching them as Barby glared at her. Suddenly, the girls was torn to shred before all boys took a picture while Ken covered his girlfriend with his jacket.
The most biggest thing is that her own followers worships the angels, copying Panty's look and her pose before one girl bump her, making her bump into Brief who landing in the trash. The final straw was when she walking down the hall, only to see everything being replaced with wallpapers of Panty and Stocking along with Boxer and Socks. Barby growls in anger, stomping her shoes while Ken sigh.
"This is outrage." Barby clench her fist in anger "how dare they replace us with those whores."
"Sweetie calm down. It's not worth it." Barby turns around and glared at Ken.
"Not worth it?! Ken, we have been king and queen of this school only for those losers to ruin everything." Ken frowns, crossing his arms and glaring.
"Listen Barby, I don't care about the title what I care about is trying not to get caught by the deadly assassins." She gulped "that's the whole reason why we're here to keep a low profile, and if Nova caught whiff of us then we're doomed." The former king and queen shivered in fear, knowing it true. If Nova know that they're here, hiding from her and inside the school then she'll sent one of her assassins "besides we'll get them okay?"
"Fine."
"Man those guys overthrow Ken and Barby from everyone's hard drive." Both of them turn their head to see some nerds talking by the locker. "I mean those guys are last news." Said the first nerd.
"Yeah considering their beta test had expired." Said the other nerd "you know what shocking? The girls think Boxer and Socks are way hotter than Ken, but I think they like Scarf the most."
"Man I'm so ready to collect a new nightlight for my collection of our queens. But I want the Kanzashi one since she's so adorable." The nerds throw out the merchandise of Barby and Ken while unbeknownst of them, the former king and queen are glaring at them with pure hatred. As they listen to them talking, their form began to change into something similar to a ghost before walking up to the nerds.
"My fellows nerds it's time to get rid of those nasty virus and refresh our hard drive. Behold of our new king and queen." The nerd open his locker to reveal a whole new collection of Panty and Stocking along with Kanzashi. The nerd smiles at the merchandise before hearing a voice behind them.
"I know I didn't hear what I think I heard. Try that again you nerds."
"Or do you want to end up like the others?" The nerds turn around with fear on their faces before screaming. Farther from the hall, the same girl who was talking to Brief, smiles wickedly before turning around the corner as she took out her phone, speed-dialing the number and waiting before hearing a voice.
"Hello?"
"Hi Lust, this is Nova." The girl known as Nova smiles when she heard a gasp.
"Mistress Nova?! Where are you? You haven't tell us where you went."
"I'm sorry for leaving you without any notice." Nova said as she walked down the hall "listen Lust, I'm at Daten City's high school and I found two ghosts that had slip from our fingers."
"You mean #38 and #35, Mistress?"
"Yes and I need you to come here after school when it gets dark." Nova said before she leaned on the lockers.
"Understood."
"Good see you then." She hung up and smirked wickedly. She then looked up to see Brief running with a panic look on his face, running past her while she watch him with a dull look before it change into an amusement "this just got interesting."
"Okay class listen up. You kids are still particularly embryo so if you had sex, you die." The teacher slam his fist onto the table "Understand?" As he talked, Panty is playing with a miniature version of herself.
"Hey Stocking, look how cute this is." She smiled "it even move when you stick a finger up her."
"Scandalous Panty. Collect all five, you freakin' hopeless." Stocking said, chewing on a piece of candy.
"And your point is?" Scarf looks up and blink, staring at Panty.
"You know, it actually cute."
"Thank you, Scarf." Panty smiles at Scarf, who blush sheepishly before she was handed a pack of condom.
"Now past this around to everyone but you're still going to die."
"Huh? Is that gum?" She took it, open it and chewing it like gum before blowing a bubble making it look like a shape of a penis. Suddenly, a scream spooked her causing her bubble to pop in her face.
"Guys, you have to help me." Panty glared at Brief with anger in her eyes.
"What the fuck, geek boy."
"Please you gotta help me." Scarf stood up and put his hand on his shoulder.
"What's wrong? What got you so scared?" Brief stared at Scarf for a few second before speaking.
"My friends had been taken just look." He took out his phone to show the picture of a locker with blood on it "and when I mean 'friends' I mean the guys in the hall." Scarf's eyes widen before taking out his phone.
"I'm calling Kanzashi so she can bring Boxer and Socks to our location."
"Whoa." The whole gang are in the hall, staring at the locker with surprise. Panty put her hand on her hips and frown in boredom.
"Look like someone was attacked by some ghost." Socks agreed.
"Yeah and it cause a lot of trouble." Suddenly, Brief stood in front of them and panic.
"See I told you. The aliens are going to take us and eat our brains."
"What the fuck? Are you fucking crazy?" Boxer asks. Kanzashi and Scarf walked past Brief, and sniff the locker before a growl escape from their throat "huh? You found something?"
"Yeah we did and it's foul." Kanzashi snarled, glaring at the locker with pure hatred "this is a work of a ghost."
"Two ghosts to be exact." Scarf growls. The angels jaws dropped in shock.
"Two ghosts? Hell yeah." Boxer grins while Socks smiled and the Anarchy sisters chuckled. Brief look at them in confusion while still panicking.
"What so funny? I told you that my friends are in danger."
"Yeah we heard you but where will we find these ghosts?" Scarf asks before Brief smirk.
"Lucky for you, I happen to be a ghost hunter." He then turn around to show them his PKE meter "I even got this PKE meter on my birthday."
"Holy shit, those things are for real?" They said in unison.
"I hope you kept the receipt because it might be broken as hell or it was their plan to make you look like a Comic-Con douche." Panty said as they walked around the football field, late in the dark. Kanzashi giggles at Panty's comment.
"Yeah and whose plan was it that we have to follow ginger snap here?" Stocking said as Scarf chuckled before they stop as Brief check his pack.
"I don't understand it usually worked." Boxer kicked the PKE meter and barked.
"Work like a piece of shit." Suddenly, it went off causing Brief to freak out as Boxer smiles "well what do you know? I fix it." Right when he said it, the PKE meter blew up covering Brief in soot from head to toe. Soon they hear a familiar and annoying voice throughout the darkness.
"Well isn't the delight. I thought we'll never see our favorite slut bags again." Suddenly, the stage light was turn on, moving around before stopping on Ken and Barby as the whole field light is turn on.
"You two again?" Scarf asks.
"I thought you two were put in the trash." Panty said, kicking grass.
"And that entrance was way too big for you."
"Please we have the biggest entrance throughout the whole school." Ken said, smirking evilly.
"Man that is one thing that I don't need to know. Booger flick in your face." Panty said, flicking her nose at them. The two lovebirds laugh before grinning sinisterly.
"Aww that was almost adorable. We'll give you something to flick about when you see what we have in stored." Both of them jump down and towards the football players before they were launched into the air. Suddenly, they shed their skin to reveal their true form which is a bee and wasp under their disguise. Brief began to shivered in fear as his face turn red.
"Oh my god, it's a real ghost and they're going to kill us all." He said before foaming from the mouth, and fall unconscious.
"Can it get any fucking obvious?" Panty said, dully.
"She's a bee, she's a queen, she's a queen bee. Yeah we freakin' get it." Stocking said. Scarf and Kanzashi growl as their eyes change color.
"And he's a king wasp. That's splendid." Socks said with boredom in his voice. The ghosts laugh, crossing their arms as they smirk down at them.
"I hope you can withstand us because there will be punishment in our class." King Wasp grins evilly. Boxer snap his fingers. On cue, the twins to change into their ghost form before changing their garments into weapons.
"Well this day just got interesting." Boxer grins while Panty smiled.
"Introducing rage slashing Barbie."
"This better not take too long cause I need a candy bar."
"Word that so let's get this started." Panty said as they prepared to fight.
"Barby Blast." Soon the football players ran towards them before Scarf and Kanzashi hit them with their tails. Panty gives them a thumbs up before running to the ball and kicking it. The football players followed the ball before Stocking hit it back with her swords making them follow it again. As they went back and forth, Queen Bee and King Wasp just watch with sweat drop on their forehead "they sure know their experience with balls, do they?" When those words left her mouth, King Wasp turn his head so fast, he's surprise he didn't get whiplash. Queen Bee look at her lover, who had the most 'WTF' expression "What? Was it something I said?" King Wasp said nothing just face palming himself and shaking his head.
By the sideline, Brief who had woke up is watching with pure interest "wow they sure know what they're doing."
"Heads up." Suddenly, a ball came towards him before he catch it in his hand.
"Huh? A ball?" He said before seeing a bunch of football players running towards him. Brief scream, frozen in place but before he was piled on, a hand grab him by the shirt and pulled him thus, making him drop the ball and away from the boys as they fall on top of the ball. He blinked in confusion before a suave voice was heard that send a pleasurable shiver down his spine.
"That was close huh?" He turn around to see Nova, smiling at him. "Hello darling, it's good to see you." She purred, smiling.
"It's good to see you too." He blushes "by the way, I didn't get your name."
"Nova."
"Nova." Brief smiles "that's a beautiful name. My name is Brief." Nova giggles.
"I like your name, Brief."
"Who are these guys?"
"Don't know but it smells fishy." Kanzashi said as Stocking poke the helmet with her sword. Suddenly, the helmet moved before turning into bees which fly away "I knew it."
"Make my day." Panty points at her gun at them before shooting "bee-gone." After the bees are gone, Panty blew at her gun while the guys came through.
"What happen?"
"Was I a bee just then?"
"Uh no. Stay in home Barbie decided to put bees in your ears." Socks said truthfully. Queen Bee and King Wasp glared at them as they smirk.
"So you know what that mean." Soon they started attacking with no hesitation.
"It's time for some extermination bee-itches."
"Panty, I'm gonna need you to stop making bee puns." Stocking said as she finish off the last bees. Queen Bee roared in anger as King Wasp growled.
"Curse those angels." Suddenly, he saw something from the corner of his eyes that send a shiver down his spine. He turn his head to his queen and spoke with fear in his voice "Queen Bee... we have to go right now."
"Not until I destroy these pests." She said as her king starts to panic.
"But." Before he say anything else, she change her form and change her stinger into a cannon with thousands of bees "Queen Bee no."
"It's about to be bring it Barby in here. Get out there and give them poison." She said sending bee missiles at the angels.
"Did she just shot bee butt at us?" Panty asks while running with Stocking, Socks and Boxer. Socks looked in front of them to see the football players holding Brief while Nova is standing in front of him.
"Hey need a lift?"
"You bet, cutie." The angels ran before Panty and Stocking jump on Brief while Boxer and Socks landing on Nova's hand.
"I see London, I see France." Soon they were launch in the air. Stocking and Socks took out the bees while their siblings is on their back before spinning around, and launching them towards the ghosts.
"Go get 'em you two."
"We girls can do anything isn't that right Barby?" Soon they shove their gun into the ghosts' mouth and grins "Barby dream house is sold separately. Repent Motherfucker." But before they pulled the trigger, King Wasp grab Boxer by the wrist and kick him before throwing him away. Panty gasp in shock "Boxer!"
"Get off my queen." He pulled Panty's hair and throw her away from them. Stocking and Socks stare in shock before they were send back when Panty and Boxer collided with them. They went tumbling back, rolling on the grass before Scarf came and stop them with his tails.
"You okay?" They groan as they open their eyes. Stocking look up at him and smiled, sweetly before petting his tail.
"Yeah thanks to you, sweetie." Scarf purred, smiling as his sister came towards them.
"What just happen?"
"I kick their ass. That's what happen, you mangy mutt." Everyone looked up and glare at King Wasp. He growl at them while his lover change back to normal before glaring at her "and as for you." Queen Bee flinch under his hard stare "when I say something I expected you to listen to me. Don't ignore me just because you want to kill them."
"But."
"But nothing." He sigh, calming himself down before speaking "right now, we need to leave because while we were attacking these pest, I have spotted the assassin." Queen Bee's eyes widen in fear.
"You mean... they're here?" He nod.
"Yes sweetheart. One of the sinners is here."
"Um... excuse me." Both ghosts looked down and stare at the angels. Panty raise her hand and frown "sorry to intrude but what the fuck are you talking about?"
"And who are these 'sinners' you speak of?" Socks asks, quoting the word "sinners." The ghosts look at each other, wondering if they should tell them or not before looking back the angels.
"You really want to know?" The angels nod "okay but you better listen because we're only saying this once. The sinners are deadly assassins who work for this lady, who owned this secret organization."
"They are the embodiment of the seven deadly sins. They kill for a living, leaving no room for emotion and proving they're heartless being." Unbeknownst of them, an unknown sniper is laying on the rooftop, aiming their rifle at the ghosts. "You should be worry about them not us."
"Hey it's their job to hunt you down." Scarf said as Kanzashi nod.
"And it's our job to protect them." She said, agreeing with her brother. The ghosts snarled at them with anger in their eyes. The angels stood up and dust themselves before glaring.
"Fools. Don't you understand? There won't be any ghost for you to slay or hunt us down. These assassins will be doing your job by killing us, and soon they will come after you."
"Oh yeah? Well how about you two just die already." A gunshot was heard throughout the field causing everyone to look around. Soon an agonizing scream is heard making the angels turn their head, and gasp in horror. King Wasp is holding his stomach as Queen Bee tried to help but that's not what scare them. What scare them is the wound on the ghost that made frozen in horror.
A big gaping hole is seen with blood seeping out of the wound. There's no intestinal organs but the sight of it... it was scary. Soon another shot was heard before King Wasp is sent flying to the ground. Queen Bee scream, watching her lover bleed out from his head before degenerating into a pile of ashes. Tears were streaming down her face before roared into the night sky.
"COME OUT YOU COWARD. COME AND FACE ME LIKE A REAL PERSON." The sniper, now standing up, smirk. The sniper chuckle evilly before speaking in a feminine voice.
"Rock and roll." The female sniper fired her gun and letting the bullet fly across the air. She watch in amusement as the bullet crack through the ghosts skull before flying down. She put her gun on her shoulder, watching the ghost degenerate "piece of cake."
"Holy Shit. What happen?" Boxer asks as Panty grab the coins.
"Whatever happen we got knock off." She said, counting the coins "fuck eight coins from her and seven from him. Cheap bastards."
"Here come the geeks." As if on cue, the missing nerds fell from the sky and landed on the field. Scarf and Kanzashi change back to normal, walking to their masters before Brief came in front of them.
"Oh my god. Are you guys ghost hunters? That must be so cool of hunting ghosts, but what was that? Did you know who shot those bullets? Man I wish know because that will be so cool." As he talk, Panty looked up to see cute boys, helping each other stand.
"Hello hot boys." She giggle with lust "I wonder who I should ride cowboy tonight."
"Oh go ahead. You earn it, Panty." Socks turn his head to see Boxer staring at hot girls "and you too, Boxer." The blonde angels high five each other before running to them. Socks and Stocking sigh as Scarf and Kimono put their headphones on to cancel out the noise.
"I need some sugar." They said simultaneously. Soon Boxer and Panty started having sex with every boy and girl on the field making the people watching have a nosebleed. As they're having sex, Nova roll her eyes in disgust before looking at the side of the school, spotting the sniper.
The sniper had long yellow hair and black skin. She's wearing a dark brown cloak, and gray low heel boots. The only thing that sticks out is the white mask with eye holes that show her dark blue eyes.
Nova blink, staring at the sniper before a smirk appeared on her face. She cross her arms and lean onto the fences before mouthing out the words 'good job, Lust.'
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