A Loki problem
Summary: Loki was truly starting to hate bugs especially after being turned into a snail and Pepper Potts finds herself with shape shifting powers it's a shame she's back to being that tin can.
Chapter 1 a bug problem
Loki was truly starting to hate bugs and pest of all sorts of sizes he had to deal with shape shifting flies and now he was dealing with turning himself into a snail.
"Mother," Loki said to himself. "Mother."
His mother was nowhere to be spotted, so he called out for his brother instead.
"Zeus, Zeus, Zeus but why?"he wondered.
Zeus didn't answer either and then it dawned on him. He was alone in a big castle with no help to go to and no one to answer his call. He didn't know what to do now that he was trapped in this situation. He had no idea, what to do so instead he asked his father.
"Father? Father, are you there I have a bit of a problem."
Footsteps were heard tapping along the floor and out came a plum man with a long white bread and an eye patch with white skin wearing all black clothes even his cape was black.
"Ah, who called?"asked Loki father stopping deadly close to where the snail was.
"Father it is I. I've been turned into a snail," said Loki.
"By whom?"he wondered.
"Good point and I really don't know. I just know I've been turned into a snail," said Loki.
"Oh, dear. You're a snail."
Loki stared at his father blankly and nodded his head. His father picked his snail self up very slowly.
"Hmm, maybe a trip to earth might help us."
"Maybe a trip to earth might help us," mocked Loki. "Maybe, a trip there might help us if we ask the great and famous Hazel Stark."
"Of course, but what would a girl of iron know about magic?"
For his father made a point magic had one weakness and that was iron and an iron suit would be strong enough to form a weak point in his magic.
"Perhaps she well be worth seeing while you visit a healer. I refuse to be care by you the last time I was turned into a bug you almost sat on me. No, off fence father of mine."
His father didn't seem to be hurt by the comment instead he just laughed.
"This is true my son. Now, come along of we go."
And, so the pair went through a portal hopping through it and off they went.
Chapter 2 a magic issue
There was a nice good looking Doctor Pepper can on the table again and for the life of him Tony Stark couldn't work out what it was and why it was there in the first place. Then he remembered the adventure of Pepper Potts being turned into a Doctor Pepper, Hazel a nice can of coke that had her own battle cry and the General being a can of lemonade.
"Jarvis has a wizard entered this place?"he wondered.
"Not that I know off, sir."said the AI.
"Ah, Pepper. Did a wizard dropped by?"he wondered.
"Of course not Tony," said the can in ever such a polite voice.
"Then how did you?"
"Oh, this new trick. I've been studying magic."
"Magic from whom?"
"Magic form this old man at the park. All he ask is for a dine and he taught me how to shape shift and here I am. A can again."
"Out of all the things you've could've turned into. It had to be a can," said Tony.
"Of course," said Pepper Potts with such delight that Tony Stark didn't want to ruined her parade. "It's ever so much fun I can even do this."
She transformed into a golden crown.
"Ta-da."
"Ah…"
Tony Stark was lost at words and then to make matters worst a person broke into his tower sending Jarvis security system to go off.
"Sir, there's intruders," said the AI. Computer chipped.
"Oh, no," said the crown. "I'll do something about it Tony."
She transformed into a knife.
"Thank you, Pepper for being so much help," said Tony Stark having a hard time believing whether he meant it or not.
And, just then a plum man with a snail appeared into his tower.
"You must be the great and famous Tony Stark," said the man.
"I am. And, you?"
"I am Odin and this here is my son Loki, uncle of Thor."
"Ah, Thor? Zeus his father isn't he?"
"Indeed, why do you ask?"
"Dealt with them before. One took my daughter on a wild ride and now she's Iron Girl, loving the suit and the action. So, what appears to be the problem?"
"My son a snail," Odin said.
There was a pause between the two of them and Pepper Potts decided something else was better for this situation.
"Did that knife just transformed into a can?"Odin wondered.
"She did."
"Ah, I see, similar problem."
"It appears so though my friend seems to have somehow been taught."
"Has she paid for her lessons?"wonder Odin.
"I do believe she has. Why, is that a must?"
He's never bother with magic before thought it was all a mess, and a dribble scram.
"If you don't pay for your lessons then you're label as a sell out and marked as one of the children of Hell."
"Hell does not sound like a good thing," said Tony going slightly pale.
"It truly isn't. Awful place to be especially while on a Monday," said Odin.
"Pepper did you pay for your shape shifting lessons?"asked Tony Stark.
"Of course, Tony," said the can.
"Oh, good. You're not going to Hell then."
"Now, how do we fix this? Because I don't think Pepper can turn herself back into a human much how your son can't."
"Hmm, perhaps we need to see Zeus. If my youngest can help fix this mess."
"That's a good place to start," Tony paused. "Who's Zeus?"
"Ohh, I know," said the Doctor can of Pepper. She tilted to the side and tumble down the table and rolled off the edge with no skill what's so ever.
Chapter 3 fix a upper
Zeus was having a wonderful day until the most oddest pair came into sight a slow moving tin can and a snail with a green shell on its back.
"Ah, what an odd day."
And, then two men were heard with an Iron Girl screaming with happiness in the background and a Spider Man telling her to slow down as he swung from web to web. Perfectly normal, for New York, Zeus frowns and thinks to himself about this type of situation. He thinks it's perfectly normal.
"Can I help you two?" Zeus asked.
"We have a shape shifting tin can and a taking snail problem," said the Great and famous Tony Stark.
"Ah, I see," Zeus said with joyful news. "How, wonderful. It's a shame I can't do anything about this situation."
"You're kidding," said Tony Stark.
"Mrs. Potts well have to find a way to change herself as for Loki he well have to find an object to change himself back."
"An object and what is this object?"asked Tony Stark.
"It's simple. It is called the Tesseract all he needs to do is obtain the object and then he should return back to his normal self. It might also help Mrs. Potts as well."
"Find the Tesseract got it. So, Odin up for an adventure?" Tony Stark wondered.
"I don't see why not very well you two come along."
"Tony," said Pepper Potts. "Please help."
For you see Pepper Potts had enough of this strange thing called walking.
"Well your children be coming with?"asked Odin.
"No, I think they're fine. The grandkids are at boarding school and Hazel being tame by her men."
In the background it didn't sound as if Hazel was being tame at all in fact she sounded as if she was having lots and lots of fun.
"That's fine then off we go." Tony Stark picked up Pepper Potts and walked off the moment Odin picked up Loki.
Of course things weren't as easy then plucking the Tesseract off the ground for a small group of blue aliens calling themselves the Ravegers came down from their space ships mocking the humans. And, it was times like this where Tony wished he brought his iron suit.
"Hang on Tony. I've got this."
Pepper Potts had transformed herself into an arrow. What was he going to do with an arrow without his bow? He wonder to himself, beside he was more of a tech person then a bow person that was more of Hawkeye thing.
"Well, look who we have here boys. A bunch of human wimps, ain't that right boys," said the leader of the group. He wore a brown clothing and a thick brown trench coat with a red Mohawk.
"Hazel," Tony silently yelled for his daughter.
"And, look what else we have here. King of Asgard as well standing with a lone human and his Doctor Pepper," the Ravergers grinned.
"Careful this Doctor Pepper can become a very powerful weapon," said Tony Stark.
"I can help," cried Pepper Potts only this time turning into an umbrella. Tony Stark blinked three times as he allowed it to drowned on him that his friend can shape shift into house hold objects.
Tony Stark cleared his throat and held the umbrella in his arms.
"Thank you, Pepper Potts for being very helpful. Hazel!"
"Yeah, incoming yar blue head," yelled Hazel Stark as she jet all the way in. Tackling out three Ravegers and shocking the leader as she done so, giving them punching and kicks to the point they scatted and ran for their ships. "Alright, now we touch the blue shiny thing."
She landed on the ground where Spider Man, Apollo and Herms arrived.
Tony Stark leaned his umbrella to the Tesseract and he held the hand of a woman in a blue dress with dark red hair meanwhile Odin placed his son onto the cub and Loki appeared once again.