King Andrias vs Yujiro Hanma
"Honestly, Marcy, I like you. Always have. I begged the Core to consider an alternative host, but... alas." King Andrias said, the Taiwanese girl strapped in the chair, the helmet of the Core dangling over her head.
"Andrias, I consider you my friend, but I'm gonna give you a fair warning." Marcy said, surprisingly calm. "If you don't let me go right now, my friend will not be gentle with you."
Andrias let out a bellowing laugh. "Please, you've basically broken what friendships you have left. Who can you possibly have left?"
"A warrior." Marcy declared bravely. "Someone who defies logic and physics in order to see the wicked punished."
"Relying on myths and fairytales, Marcy?" Andrias smugly said. "That's so unlike you."
"It's no myth, Andrias. He's a warrior of destruction and wrath and will stop at nothing until the wicked are broken in spirit and body. He's also my dungeon buddy."
"Is that so?" Andrias said. "Then by all means, call him."
The Core let out a roar of whispers, as if demanding Andrias to not drag this out.
"Oh please, what friend could she have?" Andrias chuckled. "Besides, I'm fairly certain she's making it up to stall for time." He looked to Marcy. "So go ahead; call him."
"Okay, just bring my phone over." Marcy requested. Andrias picked up Marcy's cellphone and brought it over, holding it to her bound hands. "Okay, just let me scroll through my contacts…" Running her finger down the screen, she smirked when she saw the name she was looking for. "Perfect." She pressed her finger over the name. "Now hold it up to my ear."
"I know how a phone works." Andrias frowned, doing as she asked.
After a few rings, someone answered, "Hello?"
"Hey, YH! How's it going, Dungeon Buddy?" Marcy asked. "How's the clapping crusade going?"
"Clapping Crusade?" Olivia repeated.
"It's going quite well." The recipient said. "I just finished clapping Hisoka."
"Ooh, even that guy isn't safe." Marcy said. "Anyways, I need your help."
"Got yourself in a pickle, have you?"
"Sharp as ever, YH." Marcy complimented. "Anyways, I'm in Amphibia and Andrias is about to really mind rape me."
"Hey, don't make it sound weird!" Andrias complained.
"Say less, my friend. Be there in ten seconds."
The recipient hung up, Andrias looking at the screen. "What just happened?"
"I warned you, Andrias. Now you're in trouble." Marcy said with a smirk.
"Oh please, Anne is on Earth while Sasha is hiding somewhere." Andrias waved it off. "What friend could you have left to save your butt?"
"Did somebody say booty?"
Andrias nearly jumped out of his skin before turning around to an unusual sight. The man standing before him was bigger than the average man, being an extremely well-built man standing about 6'3" and weighing about 265 pounds (190 cm and 120 kg). His neck was exceptionally thick even, and his legs are extensionally long. He had red wavy hair, thick black eyebrows, and red eyes. Despite his muscular form, he was also athletic in frame, vast shoulders, chest area, and, somehow, less or at least slimmer legs. Despite that, his body is still trained to the utmost limit. His abnormal back muscles take the shape of a demon when he gets serious in a fight. He was shirtless and wore black pants, along with Chinese-style shoes. He also wore a pair of aviator sunglasses.
"What in the world?!" Andrias gasped. "Who are you and when did you get here?!"
"He just appeared out of nowhere!" Yunan yelled.
"So, you're King Andrias." The man said with a sultry grin. "You were actually quite low on my list, but seeing that my Dungeon Buddy was in trouble, I decided to go ahead and move you up a bit."
Andrias gave the human a confused look before turning to Marcy. "Marcy, who is this human and how did he get here so fast?"
"This is my Dungeon Buddy, Yujiro Hanma." Marcy explained. "He goes by many names; the Strongest Creature on the Planet, the Ogre, but he only goes by one name."
"Oh? And what's that?" Andrias asked.
"The Booty Warrior!" Yujiro declared proudly, slurping lustfully.
"What?" The King did a double take.
"You heard me, you bubble butt beauty." Yujiro said. "And I'm here for some big, big, king-sized booty."
"I beg your pardon?" Andrias gasped. "What even is a 'booty warrior'?"
"A Booty Warrior is a creature that has taken the path as a being vengeance and punishment to the booties of those deserving of said punishment." Yujiro explained. "The path of the Booty Warrior is a path few know about and even fewer can survive. Those who have been spotted by a Booty Warrior, woe their booty, for as sure as the sun will rise, their booty will be pulverized."
The King gave him a blank look. "You're being serious? Okay," He smirked before pulling out his laser sword. "Let's have some fun!"
He lunged forward, aiming to simply stab the human, only for the Ogre to catch the blade by the tip with his bare hands.
"Wha-?! How?!" Andrias gasped in disbelief.
"I don't care about your toys, Andrias." Yujiro said, practically pulling the weapon from the King's grip and tossing it aside. "Now, toot that ass up."
Now getting serious, Andrias called in his mech, the Dyoplasauros, and got inside. "Even you cannot grasp the situation you have created!"
But before the King could make the first move, Yujiro had already closed the distance and bitch slapped him right back out, destroying the power suit and sending Andrias to the floor, his arm and leg torn off and revealing his cybernetics.
"Sweet Olm, how is this possible?!" Andrias cried out. How could you have broken my spine with a single hit?!"
"The ways of the Booty Warrior doesn't make sense to lesser beings like yourself." Yujiro said, approaching the fallen King. "Did you think you could violate the bodies of young girls and think I wouldn't notice?"
"Wait, what?" Andrias stammered. "It's for my master to transfer into their bodies!"
"So, you and your master are freaks, violating young girls and using their bodies for nefarious acts?"
"You…You're making it sound weird!"
"Nah, I'm saying it how I see it." Yujiro said. "You be doing some freaky shit, using young girls for plans of conquest. But now I'm about to conquer your gigantic booty."
"You can't win!" Andrias shouted in deviance. "Once my master transfer into the girl-"
"You mean this girl?" Yujiro said, pointing at Marcy who was now sat on his shoulder.
"Hello!" Marcy said with a wave.
"Impossible!" Andrias gasped in shock. "Master, help me!"
The Core let out a roar, as several of its mechanical tentacles at the Ogre.
"Oh, I almost forgot."
Setting Marcy down, Yujiro casually slapped the tentacles away before approaching the Core, then with a single punt, sent the giant machine flying upward into the sun.
"How can this be?" Andrias said in disbelief.
"I already told you, the ways of the Booty Warrior make no sense to weaklings like yourself." Yujiro said as he approached the fallen King. "And now, it's time for you to pay for the sins of your past. For pushing away the few friends you had and tearing apart your own home."
"Wait, what do you think you're doing?!" Andrias demanded.
"What anyone should have done for quite some time; standing up to you." Yujiro answered. "And now, to conquer that giant booty."
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
One painful clapping later…
After punishing the King, Yujiro single handedly saved Amphibia, standing outside the city of Newtopia with Marcy and her friends.
"I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this ordeal, Marcy." The Ogre said.
"Yeah, I have." Marcy nodded sadly. "I'll go back, even if it means I have to move away."
"We'll keep in touch, Marcy." Anne said. "No matter what, we'll never drift apart."
"So, we still on for Creatures and Caverns next week?" Yujiro asked.
"You bet, big guy!" Marcy declared.
"Good, because my Warrior is ready to level up." Yujiro said, rubbing his hands together. "No, I must be off. It's Thanos' turn to buy lunch."
"Thanks again for your help today, Mr. Ogre." Sasha said.
"Not a problem." Yujiro said before turning to Marcy. "And remember, Marcy; Change can be difficult, but it's how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes, you have to let it go. But of the things you let go you'd be surprised what makes its way back to you."
Marcy smiled. "Thanks, big guy."
Yujiro smiled back before turning away, walking through a portal to hunt his next target.
Nothing special, just a joke I thought up after watching several videos about Yujiro Hanma as the Booty Warrior. Look them up on Youtube, they're pretty funny, which served as inspiration for this. Hope you at least had a good laugh.
Anyways, back to regular stories!