Dark Heroes

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Naruto x Harleen x Diana (Wonderwoman)

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''Normal Speech''

Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls

(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)

(Dark over lapping echoes)

''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''

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Story Start

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''Whoo hooo!'' Harley yelled out of the window of Naruto's car. Thankfully enough one of Naruto's neighbors were about Harley's size and it only took half an hour to find someone of the right size. A white prana jubilee halter top and a black miniskirt with a pair of shorts underneath. Her hair flailed wildly in the wind.

Naruto shook his head and chuckled at Harley's antics as she was such a ball of energy and it was refreshing. As they entered the mall they dove from store to store from Hot Topic to Forever 21 along with Sears and a few other places.

''How is this?'' She asked holding up two Evening gowns.

''Hhm...I go with the black one. '' He answered, trying not to let his imagination get the best of him and began picturing Harley in the sexy nightwear as his fellow blonde tossed it into the basket.

''Violet or Green?'' She asked snatching two cropped tube tops from a stand.

''I would definitely go with violet.''

So far that was how shopping was going. Bags and bags was starting to pile up as they filled with clothes.

''Geez Harleen I have super-strength but damn...'' The blond said in annoyance as his arms could hardly be seen from under the bags.

''Hey what can I say I outgrew my old stuff,'' she said as she proudly placed her hand against her chest. ''Besides you offered to take me out on a shopping spree? You're not changing your mind are you Mistah N?''

''Hey Harleen do you think you can use a different nickname or something?'' He asked as the former villainess paused and adorned a thoughtful looked as she tapped her one finger against her chin. Naruto sighed as it took the villainess several minutes before she settled on something.

''How about Narry?''

''You know what...just go back to what you were calling me before.''

Tank Tops, casual shirts, Jeans, Blouses, Slacks, Dress tops, Skirts, Dresses, Silk Tops, Leather Skirts, Panties, Formal Outfits, Gowns, Bra, Casual Shoes, Running Shoes, High Heels, edible Panties, Sexy night gowns, Lingerie, Thongs. Naruto couldn't help but shake his head at the growing collection of clothes. Harleen definitely did not pull her punches in her interests or her attentions. Whenever she put herself into something she gave her all apparently.

''You're going to need a new codename.'' Naruto brought up as they drove back to his place.

''Huh?'' She asked as she pulled her lips from her slushie.

''Well you can't go around calling yourself Harley Quinn anymore obviously.'' He said as turned a corner and they came to a stop at a red light. The streets were plenty busy and many vendors were out. ''Since you're going to be my Partner we need matching themes.''

''What you mean like fox-girl or something?'' She asked as she went back to sucking up her slushies.

''No I think Vixen would be better.'' he finally decided after taking a few minutes to think of fox themed names.

''Isn't there already a chick called that?''

''Yeah, but so what? No reason why you can't use that code name as well. Besides once I adopt my new persona it'll be a better match for you considering your personality and what I'm going to end up teaching you as a result.''

''Sounds fun...''Arriving in the parking lot and coming to a stop Naruto created Kagebunshin to carry in the bags. ''So what are we going to do next? Buy some cool ninja gear? Bust up some bad guys. Go patrol the city?'' She asked doing a peering motion.

''No we need to have you do some training. We need to make sure your body is back up to top physical condition before we get to any of that. Reason why I had you buy those 'plain and boring' clothes as you put it. Starting tomorrow the Training from Hell begins.'' He said as his fellow blonde meeped.

''Oh man...can we at least go out and have fun tonight then? Please?'' She asked batting her eyelashes.

''Sure why not,'' he responded with a shrug as Harleen squealed and hopped up and down with a cheerful grin. He figured that at least they could enjoy themselves before they started focusing on business. After they both showered up and got dressed they decided to catch an early movie before going out to dinner. Unfortunately Harleen took the longest time to decide on what damn outfit they wanted to get there so by the time they got there the lobby was almost empty.

"Two for 'Fast Five,'' Naruto said Dick, slapping a few dollar bills in front of the cashier.

The blonde behind the counter snapped out of the magazine she was reading and eyeballed the cash.

"Sold out." She said, popping her bubble gum.

''What? Son of a...Okay how about the Hangover 2?''

"Sold out too."

Naruto's eye twitched as he glanced in Harleen's direction who sheepishly shrugged. ''I wanted too look nice. Can you blame a girl?'

Naruto stroked his forehead as he took a few steps back and glanced at the options.

''X-men First Class?''

''Nuh-Uh!''

''Kung Fu Panda 2?'' Naruto asked with a slight eye twitch.

''Would you like to buy a vowel?''

Naruto face palmed and dragged it down his face, causing his whiskers to be pushed down and spring back into place. ''Ok...what isn't sold out?'' He asked, gritting through his teeth as he decided next time he was buying the damn tickets online.

''Thor or Bridesmaids along with Super 8.''

Simultaneously Naruto said Thor as Harleen suggested Bridesmaids.

''What?'' With a disbelief eyebrow raised Naruto thought about it and he supposed since he didn't know all that much about Harleen he couldn't say it was unusual.

''Well I never got too many chances to see romantic comedies. Mist...'' She paused and corrected herself. ''I meant he, the Joker always wanted to see some Horror Comedies or movies like Ice Scream and It.''

''Yeah I wonder why,'' The blond grumbled as he ordered two for bridesmaid. Thankfully enough the ticket lady was uncaring like a lot of people in the recent generation and was busy shuffling through her I-pod.

After they got the tickets, they went over to the concession stand and bought a large popcorn and soda.

''And now for me to sit in anguish for 124 Minutes.''

''Oh come on at least give the movie a chance,'' Harleen prodded him as she slipped two straws into the soda.

''You owe me...'' He said as a lecherous grin appeared on his face. ''You have to model some of those cute clothes for me.''

''Sure no problem.'' She replied nonchalantly as she started munching on the popcorn as Ad after Ad went by.

''Yeah...'' Aaw. It's not as much fun if the girl isn't flustered or anything.

Seeing as they were in the back-row the two could get cozy and wasn't bothered by the voices of others as the theater was mostly empty. Naruto put the popcorn in the middle of them so they both could reach it, and Harleen put the soda in the holder. The movie finally got going, and they got hungry. Maybe they should have went and got that dinner first.

Every now and then when they would both reach for the popcorn, their hands would brush against each others. They both smiled and tried to play it off but obviously they were having more of an effect on each other then they wanted to show, Naruto in particular. They would also sip the soda at the same time, and ended up bonking their heads up against one another's forhead. They both giggled, a little too loudly, because all the people in front of them kept turning around and going in this ticked-off voice, "Shhh! The movie!"

"Sorry." whispered back Naruto, and then he looked back at Harleen as they cracked up a little softer this time. As predicted Naruto got bored with the movie so he spent most of the time taking glances at Harleen and admiring every feature of her. As the movie ended the two left hand and hand enjoying the atmosphere the movie brought them apparently.

'You wouldn't hate me for falling for this girl would you Di? We just seem to click you know and I really do feel your reputation and your life will be better off without being connected to someone who is viewed as a murderer.' He thought as Harleen rested her head on her shoulder. For right now everything seemed to be perfect.