Dark Heroes

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Naruto x Harleen x Diana (Wonder woman)

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''Normal Speech''

Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls

(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)

(Dark over lapping echoes)

''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''

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Author's Note

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Harley's Outfit

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I have added a link to my Profile. The color is changed to orange (Along with an orange wig) to fit the theme and she also has modified claws that can sprout claws along with a synthetic like mask with fox ears she can put on along with an attachable tail.

http:/cerena(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/C-Fox-by-Night-118240113?q=boost%3Apopular%20fox%20hero&qo=10

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Story Start

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''Seriously how does that work?'' Harleen asked as Naruto chuckled and shrugged as they drove down the road. Ever since Harleen had seen Dena she had been shocked into a bit of a stupor. Dena was tall, busty, blond, and very bubbly. In fact Dena was more of a twin then Harleen then Edna. ''T-That doesn't make since. You're pulling my leg Mistah N.''

Naruto rose his right eyebrow and his mouth twitched into a semi-smile.''We have giant killer robots, aliens, and alternate earths being wiped out of existence every other decade. Why is this so crazy or impossible?''

''Well aren't you the one always screaming out about logic and stuff like that?''

''Only because I stumbled upon Tropes and Idioms one day,'' he said with a sigh as they stopped at a red light. ''Tropes and Idioms have ruined my life.''

''Aaw, Poor Mistah N,'' Harleen said as she rested her head on his shoulder. ''Is there anything I can do for my little Ramen cup?'' she asked as a choke laughter escaped Naruto's lips.

''W-Wha?'' Did I really hear her right?

''Your new nickname. I know you liked ramen so I thought it would fit. Do you like?'' she asked as a few more snorts escaped from the blond as the light went green and he continued driving down the street.

''It's...creative. Just be sure not to call me that when were fighting crime. Can't afford to burst out laughing and getting a bullet in my ass as a result.'' he remarked as Harleen burst out into a fit of giggles.

''Hey Mistah N you're rich right?'' she asked as Naruto mulled over it.

''Well I'm no Bruce Wayne or Oliver Queen but I'm pretty well off; mainly because I won the lottery.'' and 80 percent of it went into my secret base, equipment, and all the rest of that stuff I want. Cause shit, maintaining a secret headquarters is expensive as hell, especially the god damned Wi-fi. I need to ask Batman how the hell does one maintain a massive supercomputer in an underground cave.

"How come you don't have your own house outside the city? You know, a nice big yard and a hot tub.''

''Hot tub? What would I need a hot tub for?'' he asked as Harleen leaned over and whispered something in his ear. Naruto's eyes widened as he began blushing furiously. ''Thanks for the instant Boner Harleen.'' Okay the Joker wasn't just insane, but completely fucking retarded. A good girl would never be willing to do...That.

''Aaw I'm sorry Mistah N. Let me take care of that,'' she said with a saucy grin as her hand rested on his crotch. She then began to pull down his zipper resulting to Naruto swerving to the side slightly and almost running into another car.

''H-Harleen!'' Naruto cried out as his face went red. And then when Harleen erupted in a fit of giggles he was confused.

''Gotcha!'' she said with a goofy grin. ''I can't believe I got ya.''

''W-What the hell are you talking about?''

Her laughter had calmed down rather much, but she was still giggling quite a bit. ''I heard all about how you're this big flirt, but it turns out mister smooth-talker can get just as flustered as us regular folks.''

''I...I can't believe you.'' Naruto grumbled as he couldn't help but feel a bit proud despite the embarrassment he was feeling. A partner who could fluster and prank him with the best of them was definitely someone he believe he would have a great partnership with.

''Aaw I'm sorry.'' she said as she stroked his chin. ''Forgive me?'' she asked as they pulled up to the street and began to park by the curbside.

''Just this once.'' he said as he unlocked the doors and stepped out. ''I'm going to go take a bath.'' he said as a grin formed on Harleen's face.

''Ooh I'll join you.'' she said, but now that Naruto was on to her little game he reacted accordingly.

''I hope you bring your water wings then. I have a habit of splashing,'' he remarked hoping to get a rise out of her.

''Okay,'' she simply said as it was no big deal. She grabbed onto Naruto's arm and lovingly snuggled against his shoulder. ''I'm quite flexible so I'm sure we both can fit in somehow.''

'Aaw crap!' Naruto thought as his attempt to fluster Harley backfired. ''Well look at it this way. I can wash your back and you can wash mine.''

''Well why not just stop there? We can wash each other's fronts too. Just so you know I like bubble baths.'' she said, batting her eye lashes at him.

'You've won this round Harl, but I assure you no one outwits Naruto in the end.'

Much to Harleen's dismay Naruto had changed his mind about the double dip. So currently she was enjoying a lonely bath as she began to think about the past few days. 'Naruto is such a sweet guy not to mention he actually pays attention to me. Not to mention he is so cute and flustery; like a kitty cat. Oh wait...that's not right! Anyway...I wonder what I'm doing wrong? Any other guy would have jumped me by now. Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way; maybe Mistah N likes the kind of gal who plays hard to get or a homemaker? And those don't work I'll go back to trying to seduce him.'' she said as she sunk into the water where only her head was above the water as she relaxed.