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A/N: Now for Part 2 of Part 6! Thank you all for the reviews. And yes Aayla and Kit Fisto will get together. Saesee Tiin is gonna play match maker for them! Thanks for the idea
Part 6: Jedi Congeniality
Continued
"Let's see. You have beautiful eyes we need to enhance them!" Qecpfcne began on Adi's makeup.
"I'll try to get this mess back here worked out." Na'sheemenah attacked Adi's hair with a huge comb.
Adi glanced around the dressing room. She saw Miss Kashyyyk the Wookiee with pink frilly bows in her hair. She saw Miss Naboo, a Gungan with her ears twisted into a bun on her head. She saw creatures from every different planet dressed up. None of them looked suspicious. There was no way to tell who was a Sith lord and who wasn't!
"This is going to be harder than I thought." Adi said quietly.
"It sure is." Na'sheemenah said as she continued to fight with Adi's hair.
At that moment, Thamly returned with a banner that said "Miss Xorex".
"Here put this on, it's almost time for the competition." The hutt said.
"Oh, thanks." Adi put the banner around her neck and shoulder.
"You look beautiful!" Qecpfcne said as she finished Adi's makeup
Adi looked into the mirror. She had to admit, she did look nice.
"Oh and your hair is gorgeous." Na'sheemenah finished putting Adi's hair into a nice little bun with a braid hanging down.
"Thank you. But don't you think I need some nicer clothes?" Adi asked. She had changed out of her Jedi robes before leaving the temple and now wore an old robe and pants with holes in the knees.
"Oh! I can't believe we forgot the costume!" Qecpfcne said.
"We better hurry!" Na'sheemenah agreed.
The two ditsy Twi'leks ran off. Adi was now sitting alone in the dressing room. When suddenly Thamly and some of the other contestants wandered up to her.
"Noleta, I'd like for you to meet Armelle Uchuu, Miss Mon Calamari." Thamly pointed to a Calamarian wearing a green dress and a poofy blonde wig.
"Nice to meet you." Armelle shook Adi's hand.
"And this is Rini Ebtonolt, Miss Shili." Thamly introduced a tall togruta to Adi.
"Looks like Shaak." Adi thought.
"Nice to meet you." Adi shook Rini's hand.
"And this is Oudia Klay, Miss Aldaraan." Thamly pointed to a woman with red hair twisted into buns on either side of her head. (Princess Leia style).
"It's a pleasure." Oudia shook Adi's hand.
"The pleasure is mine." Adi said, politely.
"Oh! The music is playing! The competition is about to start." Armelle shouted.
"I'm not dressed yet!" Adi said, "Stupid Twi'leks!"
"Don't worry the host will stand out there and blab for thirty minutes, you still have time." Rini reassured her.
Adi was suddenly getting a strange feeling that evil was nearby. One of the four women around her was the Sith lord. She could just feel it.
At that minute Qecpfcne and Na'sheemenah returned with a lovely lavender gown for Adi. Adi quickly got into it just in time. The contestants were herded out on stage by stagehands. Adi and the others now stood in front of a screaming audience of various species. They were all holding up signs to show which contestant they supported. Every planet was represented, including Xorex.
"Who the heck is holding up a sign for me?" Adi wondered.
"Do you think she sees our sign?" Ki-Adi-Mundi asked.
"I hope so." Mace said, chuckling.
"I wonder if Adi will win." Depa said.
"I hope she will." Yoda said, "If she gets eliminated, she will not be able to be out onstage with the other contestants."
"She's looking at us." Mace whispered, "Everyone duck down behind the sign. If Adi knows we're here, she'll kill us, no doubt about it."
The four Jedi all crouched down behind their huge Xorex sign so Adi could not see them.
"Ladies and gentlemen and all you undecided changelings out there, meet your Miss Galaxy contestants." The host shouted.
The crowd applauded even louder.
"Tomorrow night we will have a question and answer session with these ladies." The host explained, "But right now, let's get ready for the swimsuit competition."
The audience was going crazy, especially the men.
"Alright." Mace snickered, "Swimsuits."
"This will be most amusing." Depa decided.
The contestants all went backstage to change. Qecpfcne and Na'sheemenah grabbed Adi and started redoing her hair and makeup.
"Uh, guys. What swimsuit do I hafta wear?" Adi asked.
"This." Qecpfcne picked up a skimpy yellow bikini with pink poke-a-dots that was hanging on the mirror, "Didn't you see it?"
"Yes, I saw it. I was hoping it was underwear." Adi said, "Why is it so…so…revealing?"
"Cause the person with the most revealing swimsuit always wins." Na'sheemenah explained.
"Didn't you see the judges?" Qecpfcne asked, "They're all men."
"Great." Adi muttered.
"And since they're all men, they're going to be look for more than skin." Na'sheemenah said.
"Excuse me?" Adi asked, could this get any worse?
"They're going to be looking for these." Qecpfcne held up two rubber bowl shaped objects.
"And those are…what?" Adi wanted to know, although she already knew the answer.
"Instant implants!" Na'sheemenah and Qecpfcne shouted together.
"Guaranteed to take you from an A to a D in less than thirty seconds!" Na'sheemenah said.
"Now hurry up and get into the suit." Qecpfcne shoved Adi into a small changing room and tossed the implants in after her.
"Here they come." Ki-Adi-Mundi said as the contestants came out from behind stage.
"There's Adi!" Depa cheered.
"Oh…my…word…" Mace stammered, "Adi has a chest."
"And skin." Yoda added.
"You perverts you told me we were coming here to support Adi not check her out." Depa snorted.
"I think that bikini is giving her enough support. So we'll just stare at her." Mace said.
"You all make me sick." Depa folded her arms.
Adi almost fainted as she made her way to the front of the stage. The audience went crazy when they saw her swimsuit or lack there of.
However when Thamly made her way to the front of the stage, the applause slowed. No one wants to see a Hutt in a swimsuit.
"Thank you ladies." The host said, "Thank you very much. Tomorrow night we will begin the interviews."
That night Adi paced around her hotel room, which she shared with Rini.
"Now let's see." Adi thought, "I know the Sith lord is someone I know. I only feel darkness when I am around Rini, Thamly, Oudia, and Armelle. But who is it?"
"I think I'll pick some flowers today." Rini said in her sleep.
"Hmm." Adi thought, "Rini talks in her sleep. I could find out some useful stuff."
Slowly Adi approached Rini.
"Rini." Adi said in her best hypnotist voice.
"Yes?" Rini muttered in her sleep.
"Are you a Sith lord?" Adi asked.
"What's a Sith lord?" Rini asked, still asleep.
"An evil person." Adi explained.
"No. I'm not evil. I like flowers and bunnies and kitties." Rini mumbled.
"Special kitties?" Adi wanted to know.
"Yes. I love all kitties." Rini replied.
"Thank you." Adi said.
"Well, it ain't Rini." Adi thought, "No Sith lord would admit to liking kitties. Or flowers and bunnies. So that leaves Thamly, Oudia, and Armelle."
…Who do YOU think it is?
To Be Continued…
