Disclaimer: See chapter one.

A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! And Eowyn from Naboo, what don't we have against Qui-Gon? Just kidding! You know we love him! And no, Karen Rhine, you can't have what we're smoking. I pointed and laughed at you guys when I dxrove past the school the other day, btw. Now, on with the show!

Part 8: Saesee Tiin: Matchmaker

Four months after Part 7…

"Well, I'm glad we finally got a vacation from Jedi business." Yarael said.

The Jedi Council and some other Jedi were at the beach! They had taken a vacation to Xorex. Except for Adi. After winning third place in the Miss Galaxy competition she decided she would get too much unwanted publicity on Xorex. So she and Plo decided to stay back at the temple and take care of things like Qui-Gon. (Little did they know...Qui-Gon had snuck off to Xorex after he heard rumors that Obi-Wan was there.)

"Go surfing I will. Yes." Yoda said.

"Last one in the water is a smelly bantha!" Mace shouted.

The Jedi all rushed into the water. Except for Kit Fisto. Saesee noticed him lingering behind and walked up to his friend.

"Hey, Kit. Something wrong?" Saesee asked, "Self conscious about that new Speedo?"

"No. It's not that." Kit sighed.

Saesee leaned over to see what Kit was staring at. There he saw Aayla Secura lounging on the beach in her hot pink bikini with several other female Jedi.

"Wow." Saesee said when he saw all of them, "Shaak looks good in that one piece doesn't she?"

"No. That's not who I'm looking at." Kit replied.

"Bultar?" Saesee asked.

"No."

"Depa?"

"No."

"Surely not Yaddle." Saesee groaned.

"No. I don't want to move in on Yoda's girl. I'm looking at Aayla." Kit said.

"Oh." Saesee said. Aayla had a reputation around the temple. Most people thought that since she was a Twi'lek she was well…loose.

"She's so beautiful." Kit said, "And so smart and brave. I love her."

"Great." Saesee said, "Wipe the drool off your chin and we'll go talk to her."

"No!" Kit objected, "What if she doesn't like me?"

"She's a Twi'lek. Trust me. If you're male and alive, she likes you." Saesee said.

Kit punched Saesee, "How dare you talk about Aayla like that?"

"Sorry." Saesee rubbed his jaw, "But you know how Twi'leks are."

"Yes. But Aayla's different." Kit sighed, "She's special."

"Like Mace's cat?" Saesee asked.

"Yeah. Like Mace's cat." Kit said, "Only much less furry."

"So then I was like, shut up Adi, I know you won third place in Miss Galaxy but that doesn't mean you can just cut in line at the vending machine like that." Shaak told her pointless story.

"That's real nice Shaak." Depa rolled her eyes.

"Hey look." Bultar pointed, "Saesee and Kit are staring at us."

"Oh. Let's put on a show!" Shaak suggested.

"Like what?" Yaddle asked, "Dare I ask?"

"I have an even better idea. Let's go ask them to put sunscreen on our backs!" Depa shouted.

"Hey! What good would sunscreen do me? I'm already red." Shaak pointed out.

"I've got it!" Aayla shouted, "Synchronized swimming!"

The other girls all cheered and they ran into the water.

"What are they doing?" Saesee asked.

"I don't know." Kit replied, "But they're looking right at us."

"And smiling." Saesee said, "I'm scared."

The female Jedi all started swimming around. They all dove underwater and kicked their legs up in the air. They twirled around. They all did back flips in the water. They all formed a human pyramid and with Yaddle standing on top shooting water out of her mouth like a fountain.

"What the crap?" Saesee wondered.

"Maybe they're…drowning." Kit said.

"Oh! Then you need to go rescue them!" Saesee yelled.

"All of them?" Kit asked.

"No. You get Aayla. I'll get the rest." Saesee said.

"Look! Kit's coming this way!" Shaak shouted.

"I wonder what he wants." Depa said.

"Hello ladies." Kit said, "I happened to notice that you all were drowning."

"Drowning?" Bultar demanded.

Yaddle looked at Kit with tears in her eyes, "Is that what you think of our swimming routine."

"Well no…I thought…" Before Kit could finish his sentence the women all started wailing and sobbing.

"You don't even know talent!" Depa shouted.

"Let's see you put on a better show!" Shaak joined in.

"Shut up!" Came a yell from Mace who was a few yards away, floating in an inflatable ring that was painted to look like a giant Cheerio (Mace and his cereal. Honey Bunches of Oats with Strawberries!)

Soon they Jedi left the beach and returned to their condo. They condo had six bedrooms and six bathrooms. The rooming arrangements were like this: Mace, Yarael and Yoda. Saesee, Kit, and Eeth. Ki-Adi-Mundi, Oppo, and Master Ballimoth Kaleekay (who we met in part one. He's just a normal human and very sneaky.). Shaak and Bultar. Yaddle and Depa. And Aayla and Luminara.

They Jedi had all settled into their rooms for the night. Little did they know a dark creature lurked outside. It was searching for something and it was going to find it. No matter what…

"Aayla, is something wrong?" Luminara asked her roommate, "You want me to go next door and make Mace turn down his boom box? I'll bet Adi and Plo back at the temple can hear that!" The men were all throwing a party in Mace's room.

"No. It's not that." Aayla said.

"Then what is it?" Luminara wanted to know.

"I'm…I'm…" Aayla said.

"Oh my gosh! You're pregnant!" Luminara shouted, "Baby shower! Wait, who's the father?"

"No, Luminara, I'm not pregnant." Aayla said.

"Dang it." Luminara muttered, "I'm never going to get to throw a baby shower!"

"I'm in love." Aayla replied.

"Oh! You're getting married! Wedding shower!" Luminara screamed.

"No! He doesn't know I love him." Aayla said.

"Who is it?" Luminara wanted to know, "You have to tell me or I'll put you're bras in the freezer while you're sleeping!"

"I can't tell you." Aayla sighed.

"Oh." Luminara walked over to Aayla's suitcase and dug out all of her bras, "I'll just go put these in the freezer."

"Fine. Half the clothes I wear don't require a bra." Aayla said.

"Well dang it I'm gonna put 'em in there anyway!" Luminara marched in the kitchen and put all of the bras in the freezer. She then returned to her room.

"Hey Kit, you want a beer?" Saesee asked.

"No. I'm not in a partying mood." Kit sighed.

"Still upset about Aayla?" Saesee wanted to know.

"No!" Kit shouted sarcastically, "I'm upset that Qui-Gon isn't here to complain to us!"

"Alright. No need to be so touchy." Saesee said.

"Hey Mace go fix some pizza rolls!" Oppo shouted.

"Alright!" Mace said, "Then we can go toilet paper the girls' bathrooms!"

Mace danced down the hall and into the kitchen. He opened the freezer. Inside he found a bunch of bras.

"Oh that's real nice." Mace muttered.

He found the pizza rolls and closed the freezer.

The next morning…

The male Jedi were all too hung over to go anywhere, except for Kit. He went outside and sat one the balcony overlooking the lake. Suddenly he heard someone walk out the backdoor. He turned around and there stood Aayla.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't know anyone was out here." Aayla said, she turned to go back inside.

"Hey, it's a balcony not a bathroom. Come on out." Kit said.

"Okay." Aayla awkwardly walked out on the balcony and sat down beside him, "Nice day."

"Yep." Kit agreed, "What are you doing up so early?"

"I like sunrises. And I had to put my bras in the microwave." Aayla said.

"Okay." Kit stammered, "Not going to ask."

"Yeah." Aayla looked down at the beach, "Hey, someone's jogging down there. It looks like he's wearing Jedi robes."

Kit looked and saw the person she was talking about, "Yeah. I wonder who that is. It looks like he's being chased by someone."

Down on the beach…

"Stay away from me!" Obi-Wan yelled, "I don't want to be your apprentice, Master Hazza agreed to take me in!"

"Master Hazza's behavior is inappropriate!" Qui-Gon yelled, "Besides, you belong to me!"

"No!" Obi-Wan shouted, "I can leave whenever I want!"

"Not without telling me!" Qui-Gon said, "I was so worried when you disappeared!"

"Why afraid you would have no one left to nag!" Obi-Wan shouted.

The two Jedi continued to race down the beach.

To Be Continued……