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Jedi Idol Part 2

"Welcome back to Jedi Idol!" Plo shouted.

The audience cheered like nobody's business.

"Tonight is the night where we pick our top five contestants!" Plo announced.

The audience is insane with cheering!

"And don't forget our judges, Mace, Depa, and Yoda." Plo paused, "Hey! All of our judges have only four letters in their names. Isn't that wonderful!"

The audience just sat there.

"Now we haven't a moment to lose." Plo said, "So let's announce the finalists! But first a commercial."

The audience booed.

The commercial said...

"I want waffles for dinner!" Some brat shouted.

"I want pancakes!" Another brat yelled.

"Kids you can have them both!" Their mom said, "With Stouffer's new Waffle and Pancake Casserole! Just three hours in the oven and you have a delicious and nutritious meal! Mmm! Waffles and Pancakes soaked in a syrup sauce and baked into a biscuit crust. It turns my mouth into a faucet just thinking about it!"

"Thanks mom!" The brats cheered.

"This is the best thing that has ever happened to me!" One brat said.

"Me too!" The other brat agreed.

The announcer said, "New casseroles from Stouffer's! Waffle and Pancake, Dog food and Lemon Chicken, Mayonnaise and Flamingo Tongue, and Tires with Ranch dressing! Buy them today in grocery stores everywhere!"

A few people in the audience rushed outside to throw up. Nasty casseroles! Eew.

"Okay then." Plo said, uncertainly, "Back to the eliminations! Now I'm going to separate you contestants into two groups. One is the group that will move on to the next round. And the other won't. Because they suck. Okay. Shaak!"

"Hi, Plo." Shaak batted her eyelashes.

"Last night you sang It's Raining Men. And the judges loved it, except for Yoda." Plo said, "Shaak will you go stand on the far left side of the stage?"

"Why? Do I smell bad?" Shaak asked.

The audience rolled their eyes.

"No. Just do it." Plo told her.

Shaak made her way across the stage. Plo moved on to Yareal Poof.

"Okay Yareal." Plo said.

"Hello." Poof replied.

"You sang Puff The Magic Dragon." Plo read off of a card, "And the judges thought it was dumb. Would you go join Shaak on the far side of the stage."

Poof rose and walked across the stage.

"Saesee Tiin." Plo said to his next victim, "You sang snicker the theme from Sesame Street."

"Sure did." Saesee replied.

"Right." Plo nodded, "Would you go stand on the far right side of the stage, please."

Saesee walked to the side of the stage.

"Adi!" Plo moved on, "You sang I Wanna Dance With Somebody. Mace and Depa loved it but as usual Yoda hated it. Would you go join Shaak and Yareal."

Adi made her way across the stage.

"Oppo you sang Lookin' For Love. The judges thought it was okay. But Yoda hated it. Big surprise. Would you join Saesee please." Plo told him.

Oppo joined Saesee.

"Evien you sang Do Your Ears Hang Low." Plo said, "The judges couldn't say anything because they were too busy laughing. Go join Oppo and Saesee."

Evien did so.

"And Yaddle." Plo said, "You sang Somewhere Over The Rainbow. And you wowed Yoda! You were the only performance Yoda liked. You should feel very proud of that. Would you please join Saesee, Oppo, and Evien."

Yaddle waddled across the stage. That was fun to type. Yaddle waddled.

"And last but not least Obi-Wan!" Plo said.

Girls cheered insanely, screaming like their hair was on fire!

"Obi-Wan you sang Something." Plo announced, "And all of judges, except Yoda, loved it. And you are going to join a group...after these commercials!"

The audience booed and hurled produce at Plo.

The commercial said...

"It started out as a simple slumber party..." A voice over announced, "But it ended tragically."

The commercial showed a group of girls playing Monopoly in a basement.

It then faded into a shot of one girl running out of a room and shouting, "There is a possessed chair in there!"

"This Septober, expect terror beyond your wildest imagination!" The voice over continued.

The commercial showed a girl falling off of a staircase, another girl getting knocked over, and yet another girl getting grabbed by the arms of a chair!

The commercial then showed the movie's title and the announcer read it for the illiterate folks watching, "Gweds and the Phantom Chairs¹ in theaters Septober 2056! Rated VD for Very Dumb."

Back to the show...

The audience looked down at their chairs rather nervously.

"Okay. Obi-Wan!" Plo shouted, "Go and join Shaak, Yareal, Eeth, and Adi!"

The audience cheered like a bunch of maniacs.

"Now let's ask the judges which group they think is moving on." Plo suggested.

"Let's don't!" Someone in the audience yelled.

"Why don't you just read the stinking results!" Another person shouted.

"Okay...Sorry people I have to kill time." Plo said.

"I think Shaak's group is moving on." Mace said, "They've got some hot ones! Last night they rocked the house! Oh yeah!"

"I think the same thing." Depa said.

"Copy cat." Mace muttered.

"Obi-Wan was just so adorable last night there is no way he is going home this soon." Depa said.

The girls in the audience screamed in agreement.

"And Yoda what do you think?" Plo asked.

"Force willing, they ALL will go home!" Yoda said, "Except Yaddle. She was terrific."

Plo said, "Well that's what the judges think. We'll find out the real results..."

"If you say "after these messages" I am going to beat your face in!" An audience member threatened.

"Okay..." Plo stammered, "After a word from our sponsors."

An angry mob rushed onstage and started attacking Plo.

The commercial said...

"Are you tired of that boring toaster?" The commercial asked...

...This is ridiculous! Let's just let Plo read the results.

We returned to the show to find Plo all beat up. His arm in a sling, a black eye, the works.

"And the group that is moving on is..." Plo opened an envelope, "Shaak, Adi, Yareal, Eeth, and Obi-Wan!"

The audience went insane with applause! The losing group wandered offstage, to go get drunk.

"WHAT!" Yoda screamed, "How did Yaddle get cut! How! How!"

Two security guards had to carry Yoda away.

"But I had the voting fixed! Yaddle has to move on!" Yoda yelled.

He was hauled away.

"So standing up here with me is your next Jedi Idol!" Plo cheered, "But who will it be! Tune in Wednesday to see them perform and cast your votes!"

"WAIT!" A voice offstage cried.

Everyone turned to look. It was...SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY!

...No it wasn't. It was Qui-Gon!

"I am out of the hospital and I want back in the competition!" Qui-Gon demanded.

"Oh crap." Plo muttered, "Okay. So these six will be performing on Wednesday²! Tune in! Be there or be..." Plo made a square with his fingers, "BOX!"

The audience rolled their eyes.

THE END for now!

¹Sadly, this is a real movie we made a few years ago. It's….interesting.

²Or Tuesday, Thursday, or Friday.

Sorry that this chapteris short, but remember it's only the chapter where we announce the finalists. The next chapter with actual singing is very soon to be out. We can only write so much a day...Actually Puff and I only spendtwototwo and a half hours together on most weekdays, and we spend 30 minutes walkingand a good deal of time watching Dr. Phil. And nothing gets in the way of Dr. Phil.