A few days before the meeting with the Midoriya household...
A very peppy Emi was on her way towards the Musutafu Precinct shortly after work, where she would talk about a certain assignment she could help with. While she isn't by any means against it, she couldn't help but feel as though there was something strange in regards to the assignment itself. This became apparent when she received a phone call beforehand from someone within All-Might's agency, asking specifically for her expertise. Knowing that her primary quirk is making people laugh (aside from her totally hilarious puns and jokes), and the fact that no one else wanted to take the assignment spoke volumes.
The phone call itself was enough to raise a few flags.
'Ms. Joke I beg of you! Please, please, PLEASE take the case!' the distraught voice from the other side says. 'I have already gone through all other contacts from the directories and everyone else is either unwilling and/or unable to do this!' CRASH! CRACK! SMASH! 'DETECTIVE, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF!'
A loud sobbing noise could be heard in the background. 'Where did I go wrong!? Tell me, WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?'
Another voice comes on in the background, now that of a teen. 'Uhhhhhh, I think you need to aim a bit higher. Also, I am LOVING the new beard! Going for a rugged manly man approach, chief?'
BLAM! BLAM! CRASH! 'GET OUT OF HERE MIDORIYA!'
BOING! BOING! 'WOOHOO! WOOHOO! HOOHOO HOO! SSSSOMEBODY STOP MEEEE~!'
The first voice comes back on, sounding like he's also about to come to tears. 'Please...please tell me you'll do it...please?'
This would have been enough to just hang up now and save herself the trouble. To just walk away and save her self from the absolute insanity and outright wackiness that would befall her in the foreseeable future. But after having second thoughts, she just couldn't.
One, this was someone from ALL-MIGHT's agency, meaning that whatever it was she was going to get into was important if it caught the attention of THE #1 HERO. Two, literally no one else wanted to do it, which means that if she took it and managed to accomplish it it would bolster her hero career immensely. Finally, she would be lying if she said that she didn't have a bit of curiosity about the kid. I mean, the guy was on the local news almost every two weeks if not more often if you include the newspaper and internet.
With someone like Izuku, there was bound to be attention sooner or later. Although not sure if that's for better or for worse on that one. She figured she would find out sooner or later, and with that she arrived at the station where a slightly tipsy Naomasa gave her the run down on the assignment.
Become a tutor/babysitter of one Izuku Midoriya, make sure he stays out of trouble, report on anything suspicious that occurs with him around and to make sure he never EVER gets close to someone named Katsuki Bakugo. Pretty straightforward stuff to be honest.
Surly, this wouldn't be too bad, right?
Back to present day (or where we left off last chapter, in case you need recap...idiot)
Today was a somewhat weird day for Emi so far. Nothing much really happened in the morning when she received the files from a hungover Naomasa. During her visit at the Midoriya residence there wasn't really much out of the ordinary, although the green haired kid certainly gave quite a first impression.
The fact that he was a total mama's boy was adorable. No wonder the kid was so behaved in the house.
Unfortunately his good behavior quickly left right after he set foot outside. Today was a hell of a day to not take her car. She ran after the little speedster, and quickly found him at the beach. She then recalled passing out later, then recovering from being splashed in the face, then seeing him and his friend taking care of another friend who was also found unconscious.
Now, she and a guy named Mirio were looking at a pink haired gremlin stabbing food with tools and a well casually dressed Izuku literally inhaling the entire meat stock of an american-style resteraunt. Both already lost their appetite a while ago
Heh, inhaling the entire meat. Leedleleedleleee... Sorry, was just reminding myself of something. Moving on now.
"Sooooo...does this happen often?" she asked Mirio, who was quietly sipping some soda.
"Not really, only when he's really hungry." He replied, quickly reminding the two gluttons for their manners before continuing. "At first it was difficult to do so without worrying about his budget, but then one of the heroes took an interest in him."
'Well this is new', Emi thought. "Really? I thought none of the heroes wanted anything to do with him."
Mirio gave a sheepish look at the statement , "Most don't, either because they couldn't handle his erratic personality or he would simply outshine them." He then quickly shifted into a bright smile, " But then Sir Nighteye decided he would be the one to support him"
"Sir Nighteye!? Not to be rude or anything, but he doesn't seem to be the type of guy to help him of all people!" 'I might need to speak with him later on about this'
"Heh heh, yeah you would think that, but it's actually quite the opposite! When I first started my internship with him, it turns out he is a sucker for comedy! He would always watch the news whenever Izuku came on, and he never fails to get a laugh out of him." They both looked at the eating duo, still devouring everything in sight.
Mirio continued with his explanation "Well, Izuku and I became friends shortly after the sports festival. When he found out about my internship with Sir Nighteye, he immediately began hounding me for a tour. When I told this to Sir Nighteye, he began hounding me for him to come visit his agency. I finally caved in, and not only did Izuku come for a tour of the place, he also got to be on a patrol route with the both of us!"
"Unbelieveable!"
"Oh you better believe it, Ms. Laugh-a-lot!", exclaimed Izuku peeling out from the mountain of food. "Me, TinTin and All-Might's Little Helper were out there in the streets, fighting crime and having a grand old time! HAHAHAAAA! Speaking of time...!" FWISHH! He quickly swipes Miro's soda, ignoring the indignant "HEY!"
GLUG!GLUG!GLUG!BUUURRRRRRP! "TIME FOR A REFILL!" FWOOSH! Izuku now arrives at the soda machine, pulling out an OUTRAGEOUSLY HUGE CUP of out nowhere. "*Looks at the reader* Remember kids! Drink moderately and responsibly!"
Okay then, putting aside the strange PSA for a minute, we find a middle aged man just entering the restaurant. You were wondering when he would show up, eh?
With a hint of nervousness, he goes to the register where he quickly sets a black, strange bag on the counter. The lady on the counter doesn't seem to notice this, and promptly greets the man.
"Welcome sir! How can I help you today?"
"Y-y-yes hello! I would like a bacon cheeseburger combo with large fries, no salt please."
This would have been a typical day, if it wasn't for the fact that the man was quickly darting his head around every moment, as if someone was looking for him. It was also another big red flag as he made sure the bag was close to him at all times.
"I'm sorry sir, we are currently out of meat for the time being."
"WHAT!?" Yells the man, leaning forwards and startling the woman as well as bringing himself attention to the rest of the patrons, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOU ARE OUT OF MEAT'!?"
"O-our last customer ordered a large serving of food and we are not able to get any shipments in until next week."
"Next week!? This is outrageous! I have been spending all week working on a project of mine, and I wanted to spend the day celebrating with a nice juicy burger! Is that too much to ask!?" The man quickly grabs the woman by the collar, bringing her face to face. "WELL!? IS IT!?"
"N-no sir!"
"That's what I thought!" He then shoves the employee to the side, before turning his attention to the wide eyed patrons. "Now then! Who is the idiot that ordered so much damned food."
WHHIP! All fingers point to Izuku, who was still too busy filling up his soda.
Mei was too busy eating, not really knowing or caring what was going on. Mirio and Emi however had the decency to look worried and slightly embarrassed at the man, although he didn't notice it.
"Hey you! Green haired brat!"
"Huh?" Izuku turned towards the voice "You talking to me?"
"Yes I'm talking to you! Who the hell do you think you are, ordering all that food?"
Izuku set his large cup to the side and went into a thinking pose. "Well there are a lot of things that I am and am not, but for the sake of simplicity I would say uhhhh...", he struggled to find a word, before turning to the folks at his table. "What's that word that describes when they really like eating, but not in a good way?"
"A glutton?"
"Being a pig?"
"*NOM NOM NOM* MORBIDLY OBESE! *NOM NOM NOM*"
"Being hungry! That's right!" Izuku focused on the man again "Hungry is my final answer!"
"Wha- I, uh, I mean-THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" The man is steaming now with rage, " I demand you compensate for this outrage!"
" Compensate? well I don't have anything to give you at the moment buuut..." WHOOOOSH!
Izuku now stood tall, dressed as the Colonel " There's, I-I say, there's a nice chicken joint down over yonder that can really fill up that shriveled up stomach of yours (stage whispers to reader) although the grub is more, I say, more dryer than a smoldering bearded mug of a certain number, I say, number 2 zero."
The man was not amused " So this is a joke to you, is it? Well then, how about I make it more serious!?"
Things were escalating very quickly, and Emi for her part was not going to let this go any further. "Woah there, old timer! There's no need to start any fights here. I'm sure we can all settle things in a nice an peaceful-"
CRRRAASHH! She was interrupted by dodging a cash register thrown her way. Thankfully the register didn't hit anyone else, but it was enough for the other patrons and employees to quickly realize the situation and began running out the exits. Mirio and Mei, also realizing the situation got up from their seats as well.
The man now started convulsing very violently as dark green ooze began to seep out from his face, quickly enveloping over his body. Tentacles sprouted out from behind and began grabbing furniture and other objects, destroying everything around it.
Emi quickly switched to her hero persona. "Mei! Izuku! You two get out and make sure the civilians stay away from the area. Mirio, you stick with me!"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Awww..."
"Izuku you are already in thin ice! I am not going to have you arrested!"
" Teach, I already faced enough baddies to know how this whole shindig works! He won't get a single hit from m-"
SLAAM! BAAM! "IZUKU!"
Their cry goes unheard as a thrown fryer slams into him, sending him through the wall and onto the street before hitting oncoming traffic. He crashes onto the windshield of a car, causing a domino effect as other cars began crashing into each other and several other objects. Several bystanders have begun calling the police while others run away from the chaos. The screams and car noises are just icing of the cake as panic and confusion spread around the area.
Meanwhile the fight had already fired off as the slime villain threw more furniture at the two while simultaneously swiping at them with his tentacles, however his movements were too sluggish, allowing the duo to easily dodge all incoming debris.
"GRRR, STAY STILL DAMMIT!"
"Sorry, not in the mood for jello right now!", leave it to Ms. Joke to have a one liner ready. "Mirio! See if you can get a hit on him!"
"On it! POOWWWEEERR!"
Mirio quickly charged forward, easily avoiding any hits from the monster. He quickly closes the distance as the delivers a right hook-SQUELSH!-only to find his fist embedded in the slime.
"What the-!?" He cries out as he tries to yank his hand out of the slime. Unfortunately, the composition of the slime is too thick, making it impossible for him to move around. As he realizes this, the villain begins to ensnare him further in the slimy goop. It only took a matter of seconds before he was fully encased. The slime villain cackled madly as he begins to inch closer to Ms. Joke, failing to notice the slight smirk on her face.
"HAHAHA! IS THAT ALL YOU HEROES GOT! HAHAHAHAHAH! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT YOU WERE INCOMPETENT BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!"
By this time the restaurant had been virtually destroyed, revealing a crowd of bystanders surrounding them at a considerable distance. They cried out as they saw the young man get caught by the slime villain, and grew worried for him when the villain began gloating.
"HAHAHAHAH!"
...and gloating.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
...and gloating.
"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
...okay now I'm beginning to think he has a bit of a breathing problem. This was made more evident as it became more difficult for him to use his tentacles by how much he was twitching. That and the apparent tears he's been shedding.
" I'm all for laughing at your own joke, but there's no need to force it" Ms. Joke gave a big thumbs up. "NOW MIRIO!"
Seeing the signal, Mirio gave a quick wide smile (which is stupid, considering his situation) before quickly phasing out of the slime and into the ground. The slime monster gave a loud cry of surpris-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
Oh, never mind. He's still laughing. However, his laughter soon got cut short as a naked Mirio suddenly shot out from below ground. Before the slime villain had the chance to register the fact that he was looking at a highschooler's junk, Mirio quickly gave a impressive roundhouse kick towards the eyes, managing to knock them off the main body.
"GYAAAAAAHH! I'll kill you for that!" Slime villain, now devoid of vision (sort of) began to move much more erratically. reactivated her quirk to prevent the villain from causing further damage.
BA-BONK! "OW!"
Oh, so now the sleeping beauty decides come in eh?
"Shut it, narrator!" Yelled Izuku as he was now holding the eyeballs that knocked him in the head as he was trying to get up. "Now then, what the heck is the deal with these!?" He held out the eyes that were in his hand. "I get they were keeping an eye on me, but this is ridiculous!"
Well take a look at the fight going on right now.
"What fight?"
Fight right next to you!
"What?" He looks to the side and sees the fight that was currently going on. At the moment, the slime villain is still being restrained by Ms. Joke's quirk while Mirio (now fully clothed) switches to a different tactic as he now begins to scoop away from the main body. He puts the eyeballs in his pocket and observes the scene in from of him.
'Ohhh I see what he's up to' thought Izuku 'wearing him down till he's nothing but a single serving...not bad...darn, now I'm hungry for jello'. He also sees Ms. Joke slightly trembling, sweat gracing her features. 'Oh boy, she doesn't look too hot. Looks like she's about to pass out in a few minutes!'. It would only be a matter of time before she is forced to deactivate her quirk, which might give the Slime villain a chance to recover. Seeing no other choice, there is only one thing to do...
"Welp! Might as well stick around until this whole thing blows over. But firrrsst~!"
WHOOSH! Izuku quickly changes into a maid uniform, now with an added apron! "I need to clean up all this rubbish!", says the cross-dressing weirdo as he pulls out a massive vacuum cleaner and a broom from the front pocket of said apron. He begins to sweep up the debris while simultaneously vacuuming up all the slime scattered everywhere.
Meanwhile Ms. Joke is struggling to keep up her quirk up, exhaustion now catching up with her. It proves to be futile as the slime villain's laughter now begins to die down, now replaced with deep staggering breaths. The slime villain was also not fairing any better, seeing how his overall mass has decreased by the amount of slime lost from Mirio's attacks. His small slime body is in a daze, convulsing at several intervals.
"Hehe-*cough!cough!*-hehehehe-*wheeeeze*-please...p-please no more, hehehe..."
Finally, collapses to her knees as she can no longer keep up. Mirio quickly halts his attack, rushing in to support her.
"Ms. Joke, are you okay?", he asks worryingly.
"I-I'm okay big guy, just a bit worn is all."
"Good, I'll get you to a safe spot to recover" Seeing that the slime villain is still dazed by the afterglow (is that word appropriate in this context?) of the laughing hero's quirk, Mirio quickly carries Ms. Joke towards the perimeter border, where the authorities and paramedics have already made their presence known. It seems Mei managed to get help. He will have to thank her later.
Mirio calls to the nearest police officer "Sir, please make sure she gets treatment ASAP. She's suffering from quirk overuse."
"Yes sir!"
The officer and several others quickly take Ms. Joke to an ambulance. Mirio rushes back to the scene, only to find that the slime villain has already recovered from his dizziness.
"OHHHHH THAT"S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THIS ALIIIIVE!"
'Damn it! He's reabsorbing the slime!' He positions himself in a runner's stance before shooting out towards the villain.
'This has gone long enough! I'm going to end this fight right now!'
He cocks an arm back, ready to give the final blow.
"POOOOOWWWWWEEEERRRRRRRRRR!"
"NOOOOO!"
He reaches the villain and-
...
...
...
The scene pauses. Now bare with me here this is for a good reason. This next part happens very fast, so this must be done with slow motion. I apologize in advance for any inconvenience.
Now picture this: We see Mirio (still naked, if you don't know) about to punch the Slime villain in a virtually destroyed American restaurant. The Slime villain is blind, not knowing he is about to be knocked the [TUSTI-FRUTSI!] out. Mirio is now in the process of delivering the punch, which would completely splatter the villain and end the fight.
"(Now in slow motion voice)-RRRRRRRRRRR-"
Oh, the fight still ends but in a different way. You see, just as he delivers the punch a mop of green hair appears in his peripherals. His head turns very slowly to see a very scantily dressed Izuku coming in with a vacuum hose, unaware of his surroundings. The hose reaches the villain, which quickly sucks him up and entraps him in the case.
"-RRRRRRRRRRRR-"
At this point, Izuku slowly turns his head towards the voice. Only to see a fist heading towards him. Mirio quickly adjusts his aim so that it doesn't hit Izuku. Unfortunately he realizes he overshot the distance and is now in the process of crashing into Izuku.
"-RRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP-"
Now to our regularly scheduled programming.
BOOOOOOM!CRAAAAAAAASSSHH! That right there is the sound of the two boys crashing into an (thankfully empty) office building. Nobody else was hurt, although the large dust was clearly an annoyance. As well as the comically large pile of debris that was dropped on top of them.
While Mei wouldn't consider herself a coward or weak in anyway, she knows she not suitable for combat whatsoever. She's an inventor for crying out loud! She wanted to make stuff to make it easier for heroes to beat up bad guys, not do it herself! Thankfully, after she was able to get the crowd away from the fight that was going to find she immediately set out to contact any heroes that were nearby.
Although by the time they arrived, the fight was pretty much over. Death Arms, Mt. Lady, Backdraft and Kamui Woods all head over towards the scene while Mei herself went over to the laughing hero herself, who was still recovering from her condition in the ambulance.
"Ms. Joke! Are you all right?" Mei asked
The heroine gave the worried pink haired girl a thumbs up, although it was a bit shaky. " Yeah I'm all right, kiddo. Just got a bit winded out, that's all.", she replied. " Also thanks for getting the civilians out of harm's way. I really appreciate it."
"Don't mention it, but what the others? Are they okay as well?"
The hero's smile diminished a bit, "Mirio was doing all right when we were fighting the villain, but then he had to take me over here because I was close to passing out due to quirk overuse."
"Couldn't he have apprehended the villain before taking you out of there?"
"Well considering the fact that we are in our civilian clothes with nothing to apprehend him with, might as well keep me out of harm's way right?"
"Well I would beg to differ, but what do I know? I'm not a hero." replied Mei rather nonchalantly. "Anyways, how are the others doing?"
"Not sure, but Izuku took one hell of a hit from the villain. Not sure if he's okay or not.", Mei noticed the slight worry in her voice but was quick to reassure her in that regard.
"Don't worry about Izuku, ma'am. I know him for a long time and I can tell you without a doubt that it will take more than a simple villain to take him out. I know, or else he wouldn't have survived most of my experiments!"
"Whew, isn't that a reli-wait what experiments?"
But before Mei could enlighten the female discount joker about the immeasurable progress she has made using the green haired nutcase as a guinea pig...
"MYDOOORIAAA!"
A really pissed Detective Naomasa storms towards the women, a deep frown adorned on his face. "Alright! Where the hell is he!? Where is that little [ACHTUNG!]!?"
"Detective? Are you okay?" asked Mei
"I am just doing dandy today, thank you for ask-OF COURSE IM NOT OKAY DAMMIT!" yells Naomasa. Mei was seriously caught off guard and was about to giver him a piece of her mind... only for someone to beat her to the punch.
"Detective!" exclaimed Ms. Joke, bringing attention to herself, "I understand that Izuku not the most well behaved of children, but I just saw him get struck by a villain and I will not have you take your anger out on him."
The Detective slightly deflated on her statement, "Apologies, Ms. Joke. But please keep in mind that I have been in charge of many, if not all, of the incidents that have occurred that was either started or involved by him. His quirk has already been proven to be increasingly dangerous, and he treats it as if it was just a game."
"I already know that, Detective. I have already read the files you gave me." she countered, "I have also read that he is also a child. Do you know how a quirk like that could affect someone of that age?"
"Yes, I can see where this is going but this does not justify the way he act-"
interrupts Naomasa in a more harsh tone, "Neither does this justify the way YOU act, Detective. I understand that you have a duty to serve and protect, but also keep in mind the reason why some crimes happen in the first place."
The last statement quickly shot down whatever reply the Detective was going to say. With only the bustle of authorities and civilians around them being heard, neither spoke for a tense moment. Mei herself was keen to keep herself quiet, both curious and somewhat afraid from what she had to say. Or rather, the implications that were given about her friend.
Then the Detective broke the silence by asking a single word. Just a simple question, without any anger nor disdain. A question asked in a quiet moment of resignation and maybe slight shame.
"Why?"
Ms. Joke, for her part, gave a small smile. A forgiving one.
"Because sometimes they feel like it's them against the world."
That answer hit the both of them harder than they would of thought, for different reasons of course.
"...Very well then. My men and I will stick around and get statements from the civilians in the area. When you have a report ready, please bring them to me so that I can present them to my superiors. Just... make sure that he won't get into any more trouble. I can only do so much before they decide enough is enough."
Ms. Joke (and Mei) let out a sigh of relief
"Sure thing, chief. You can count on me!"
Naomasa just gave a tired chuckle, not really believing that at all. He bid his farewell to the both of them before leaving to continue his work. They were met with another moment of silence.
Mei was the one to beak it this time "Hey ..."
"Yeah?"
"About what you said just now... do you really think Izuku feels that way? About him being against everyone else?"
"Of course he thinks that! Question is..." she gives Mei a wide grin "How does he take it?"
Mei for her part returns her grin tenfold, "Something tells me he's going to take it as a challenge."
And what a hell of a challenge it will be.
Although the fight was already over, the heroes were keen on damage control. Backdraft assisted the firemen to put out the fires that had started during the fight while Mt. Lady and Death Arms cleaned up the debris, leaving Kamui Woods to assist the police in taking the slime villain in custody.
Which was surprisingly difficult idea, given how much the vacuum container was moving violently.
"CAN SOMEONE GET MY EYES PLEASE!? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! EVERYTHING'S DARK! I DON'T LIKE IT HERE! SOMEONE GET MY EYES, PLEEEHEHEHEAAAAEESEEE! WAHHHHHH!"
"Can you please shut up!" Yelled Kamui Woods. With every word his body slightly jerks with every violent movement the slime villain makes. Thankfully him and the other officers were able to quickly make sure that the villain was secured and was promptly taken away. Once the police left, he went to join the other heroes.
He quickly met up with Death Arms to see if he needed any help.
"There's no need, I'm just about done here actually." He replied, "Mt. Lady got most of it out of the way and Backdraft was able to put out the fires quickly, so it seems we got pretty lucky today."
"You're telling me, I'm just glad no one got seriously hurt. Although now I'm wondering when he will show up."
"Who? You mean that Mirio kid? He should be with Ms. Joke."
"No, not him. I mean him." says Woods.
"I'm not sure what you me-wait." Death Arms to a moment to think about it. Only to realize who Kamui Woods was referring to.
"Ughhh, no. Not him. I can take anyone else but him.", groaned Death Arms.
"Oh come on now, man. I know he can get annoying at times but you have to admit he's pretty funny."
"There is nothing funny about getting a wedgie from that guy! Do you have any idea how scared I was when that happened!?"
"Pffft, no" snickered Kamui Woods "I was to busy laughing to notice."
"Screw you, morning wood!"
"Okay whats going on here?" Mt. Lady meets up with the two arguing heroes. "Did something happen here?"
"Oh nothing" says Kamui Woods, ignoring the death stare from Death Arms, "We were just wondering when that green haired kid will show up?"
"Green haired kid?", asks Mt. Lady, "Who are you talking about?"
"I would like to know as well, Kamui." says Backdraft, now cutting into the conversation, "It sounds as though you and Death Arms have a bit of history with the person."
"Oh that's right you guys just got here recently. Well see, the thing is tha-"
They were all interrupted with a sudden rumbling noise coming from inside one of the buildings. Believing it to be another villain inside the debris, they all prepared from a fight. It soon became unnecessary as they saw a familiar face coming out. Or rather two of them, I should say.
"*cough!cough! Oh! Death Arms! Kamui! Boy am I glad to see you!" says Mirio, emerging from the pile of debris, "And I see you brought in help too!"
He quickly gives a thumbs up towards Mt. Lady and Backdraft. "Name's Mirio, 2nd-year student at U.A and Hero in Training! Glad to have you aboard!"
The two heroes give a deadpan stare at the blonde, now seeing the condition he is in. "Glad to see you too kid, but..." Backdraft points to Mirio's clothing, or lack thereof.
"Huh? Is there something wrong...?",Mirio finally looks down and sees the state he is in. "Oh crap! Izuku!"
Izuku emerges from the pile, slightly dazed with a flurry of stars over his head. "dUUhh WhEre'S the LeAk, Ma'AM?" He quickly shakes his head to compose himself before massaging his head. "Ugghh...yeah?"
"Mind giving me a change of clothes?"
"Huh? Or sure! Let me just..." He straightens his maid uniform (ignoring the weird stares from the heroes). Then he reaches into his apron pocket and pulls out a fresh new set of clothes for Mirio. "There ya go, buddy! Washed and hand pressed just for you!"
"Thanks!" As he goes on putting on clothes, Izuku turns his attention towards the heroes.
WHOOOSH! He quickly transforms back into his casual clothes. "Well hello there folks! I'm sorry to say that you guys came a bit late to the party!"
Death Arms is not amused by that statement and begins to loom over Izuku, "Party!? You call this a party!? A massive villain attack has just occurred and caused thousands of yen in damages and you call that a party!?"
"...Well when you put it that way, then yeah that does sound a bit off putting. Also hold these for me would ya?"
"Hold wh-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?"
Izuku looked at Death Arms as if he was stupid, "The villain's eyeballs, duh. Anyways, I gotta head on over and see what Ms. Joke is doing. Later chumps!"
"Hey wait a-"
VAVAVROOOOOOOM!
"...moment" Again the heroes are gobsmacked as the boy runs away in a trail of smoke.
"Soooo...", says Mt. Lady, "Anyone mind telling me what that was about?"
Kamui answers the question this time, "Well that... is Izuku Midorya. I would go into further detail, but we would need to have a couple of drinks for this because it's one hell of a story."
Backdraft is surprised by the info. "That bad? But he's just a kid."
"An assumption anyone makes.", says Death Arms "But soon enough you will wish that you were patrolling a different area... that is if you don't lose your mind first. It's a miracle me and Woody here are still kicking. What you guys just saw today was only a sample of what happens here in Musutafu."
Needless to say, it was one hell of a welcome for the duo. Poor Mt. Lady, the only thing they forgot to tell her was the fact that he was a shameless flirt. Why didn't he do so just now, you ask?
Three words: Mamadorya's frying pan. He'd rather not get in any further trouble today.
Hellos Hellos, Kalbern here!
Well then here it is! Chapter 4!
I will be honest here, this one kind of gave me a bit of anxiety, mostly because I am not experienced in regards to fight scenes. I mostly want to do comedy and adventure, but I'll admit that I will have to do something like that at some point. Other than that, it just more of the grammatical issues in this chapter here. That and the fact that the website has a way of deleting every "Mt." or "Ms." in the page, so forgive me if any of that occurs here.
Now then I will now do something that I really kind of wanted to do here, and that is to answer a few things that you guys commented about the story. First off, Izuku will be paired with someone but too early to reveal at the moment. Come on, he loves the ladies but he likes freedom a lot more. Let him enjoy his final days as a Bachelor. They also have to pass the Mamadorya Compatibility Test.
Also, I see that you guys are really getting into his inner workings and the origin of his quirk. I won't say much because of spoilers, but I will remind you that this will be riddled with references and callbacks, so some of you are on the right track here.
Lastly, I am glad that this story is able to gain a chuckle or two from you guys. I am not a guy for drama or any other heavy stuff, so this is just perfect for me.
Now then, apart from this story (and the other one, which it kind of on hiatus for the moment), I kind of been thinking about doing another story as well to keep things fresh. I have a few Ideas and I'm not sure which one I should do. Not to say I will start on it right away, just want to know your feedback here, if you don't mind.
Now then here is what I am thinking of here for Ideas: MHA x Tf2 (An 'isekai reincarnation' type, if that makes sense), Little Witch Academia X Serious Sam (Serious Akko, 'nuff said), S.T.A.L.K.E.R X Let's go to Demon School (Iruma is too much of a pushover to say no to The Zone), and lastly Doom and Let's go to Demon School (this is the hell version of the quiet kid in class, starring Iruma). Results of actual story may vary.
Now then with all that out of the way, let me say again that I really appreciate you guys take the time to read this little project of mine. I wish you all the best and have a great day!