Things have been rather calm during the following weeks after the entrance exams. No chaos, no crazy scheme and most notably no green haired menace to be seen. The days where the news would hound on another incident occurred by the town idiot were soon switched to mundane, more uninteresting things (besides heroes of course.). Some were overjoyed at finally having a shred of peace, before quickly devolving into a constant loop of dread in realizing that it was only going to be temporary.
To the rest however, they were for the most part very confused. What happened? Where is that green lunatic they always see on the TV? Will the narrator just shut up and move along with the story?
...Maybe not the last one, but it seemed appropriate at the time.
Nevertheless, contrary to popular belief Izuku is not always a raving lunatic. There are times where the insanity and the wackiness must be set aside for the rational and the more composed. Just as the saying "all work and no play" can also be twisted to "all play and no work", there must be a time where one puts their nose to the grindstone.
...Although he hasn't found the time to do THAT just yet. In fact, the only times where he would actually be busy would be when either he is doing his hero analysis or helping someone out with their own projects.
Which is exactly the kind of person that Mei needs at the moment in her parents' garage.
WHIRR WHIRR! CLANG!
The sounds of tools can be heard as Mei fiddled around with a large engine, with Izuku by her side wearing his mechanic outfit and Mirio watching from a safe distance. The garage itself was big enough to house several vehicles, as both her parents were aficionados on automobiles and would use every opportunity to work on many cars of many brands and models. Knowing that their daughter would be working on machines, they allowed her to work at the garage. So long as she didn't do anything ridiculous like blowing things up or somehow creating sentient A.I
Obviously that wouldn't be the case, because any sane person would have the common sense to prevent that from happening. Not in a million years. Nope.
Mei held a hand out to Izuku, focusing on her work.
"Wrench!"
"Wrench!", said Izuku handing said tool to Mei.
TWIST! TWIST!
"Torch!"
"Torch!"
FWOOOOO!
"Moral Support!"
"Moral Support!"
This time Izuku hands her a blueprint of a highly complex machine, filled with measurements and calculations.
"*Shudder*ufufufuffu... oof, oh yeah, that's the stuff~"
If Mirio or Izuku were creeped out, they didn't show it.
"Sooooo... what exactly is this for, Mei? This doesn't look like any support item you usually work on.", said a very confused Mirio
Mei looked up from the project she was working on, already covered in grease and grime and with a smile real wide. "Well obviously you can't be a great inventor without trying out a few new things! I figured, if I'm building something for the heroes, why not something for the masses? That'll be double the profits! Double the exposure!"
WHOOOSH!
"And double the FUN! Woohooo!", yelled out Izuku switching back to his casual clothes. "Let me tell ya something guys, I wouldn't mind spending a pretty yen for this little number here!"
Mirio looked at the contraption with a bit of skepticism, and rightfully so. The "project" in question is a massive engine with two boosters on a sort of sleigh with a chair bolted on. While the thing wasn't a ramshackle, and knowing how this usually goes, he has more than enough reasons to feel anxious about it.
"Uhh, I'm not sure if this is even a good Idea. Are you sure Izuku can handle this?"
"Of course! Izuku is more than capable of cheating death!"
"DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!?"
"Okay you two, knock it off! Are we gonna do this now or what?" asked the green haired test subject.
Mei quickly turned to him, eager to get this started, "HECK YES! Now get on that chair, assistant!"
WHOOSH!
Izuku quickly switched into a crash test dummy outfit, and jumped on the chair. He buckled himself in before pulling out a helmet from his back pocket and putting it on.
He quickly gives a thumbs up towards the other two, "Alright! All set and ready to go!"
"Great! Just let me do a final check and we can begin the test run."
From there Mei gets a clipboard from the top of the tool cabinet nearby and begins the once over on the machine. Mirio, seeing that the inevitable disaster is delayed for the time being goes closer to Izuku.
"Ok, be straight with me here;Why are you volunteering to be the 'test dummy' for this thing? I mean, I know how much you like to mess around alot but this seems a bit too much right now."
Izuku was confused, "The heck are you talking about? This isn't the first time I've done something like this. Besides, you and the little gremlin-"
"I think you mean GENIUS!"
The green bean waved off Mei's comment, much to her dismay, "Yeah, sure, whatever. Anyways, it's not like the either of you do much to stop me anyways."
"True, but that's mostly because it ends with you being in such a ridiculous position that I can't help but laugh."
"Hmm, you do have a point there."
"Yeah, but what I'm asking is why are you doing this A DAY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS?"
"Why else? We gotta make a good first impression after all!"
"Are you really taking this thing to school!?"
CLANG!
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR MEI!?"
"I TOLD YOU THAT THEY ARE NOT 'THINGS'! THEY ARE MY BABIES AND YOU SHALL RESPECT THEM AS SUCH!"
"AS SOON AS THEY STOP COMBUSTING OUT OF NOWHERE I WILL!"
"DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE THIS CLIPBOARD DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU JACKED UP, JERKOFF JOCK!"
"UP YOURS, LITTLE MISS BLOW-UP ROBODOLL!"
"OH YOU SONNAVA-!"
AWWOOOOGAAAA!
The verbal fight was quickly cut off by a sudden wail, rattling the entire garage and sending several objects in disarray.
Mirio and Mei can only stare at Izuku in shock, both of their hair ruffled roughly by the raging human siren. Izuku for his part looked at the two with arms crossed and a pout.
"As much as I love to hear you two go at it, CAN WE GET THINGS MOVING NOW!?", he yelled.
Mei was the first to recover, "Uhhhhh yup! Places people!"
Mei and Mirio quickly gained some distance away from the contraption as Izuku got cozy in his seat. From there Mei went to her laptop where she quickly began putting in the commands to begin the test. Soon the sled began to rumble as the engine began to start, the boosters shortly after emitting flames.
"ALRIGHT IZUKU, ARE YA REAAADYYY!?", yelled Mei over the deafening noise. She got a thumbs up from Izuku.
"TEN!...NINE!...EIGHT!..."
WHIIIIRRRRRR!
The sled begins to hover slightly, the sudden thrust blowing everything around the garage into a jumbled mess. The rattling and rumbling begins to get more violent as the sled shakes uncontrollably. Mirio sees this and begins to hide behind a few heavy objects while Mei continues the countdown regardless.
"SEVEN!...SIX!...FIVE!..."
WHIIIIRRRR-BOOM! BANG! POP!
The sled now begins to sputter as a few cogs and bolts fall out from it. Smoke now emerges from the engine and blinds Izuku as he tries to wave away the fumes.
"*Cough!* *Haaack!* *Wheeze!* Ugh, for all your planning I don't think 'eco friendly' was on the list!"
"FOUR!...TH-Ok this is getting too boing-THREETWOONEGO!"
BOOOOOOOOOOM! CRAAAAAAAAASH!
The sled bursts out from the garage...now leaving a decent size hole on the wall, completely missing the open door. Now suddenly alarmed the two rush out towards the open to see their green haired lunatic leaving a trail of smoke behind him.
"WEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFTOOOooofff...!", Izuku's ecstatic cry gradually went out as he was now seen as nothing more than a speck in the distance.
Mirio and Mei could only watch in silence as they try to take in all of what happened just a few minutes ago, their faces struck deadpan.
"You know..." said Mei, "...maybe you were right about doing this before school..."
"...You don't really mean that do you?"
"Nah, not really. I'm just demoralized at the fact that my baby is going to be nothing more than a wreckage before school starts."
"Well hopefully it won't do major damage..."
"..."
"...*Sigh* nevermind, I forgot that we we're talking about Izuku for a bit..."
Inko was in the middle of her day off, enjoying a nice hot cup of tea while watching a lovely soap opera on the tv. She loves her little boy, she always will, but there are times when she needed time for herself. After all, she did wanted a nice quiet life after spending so much time serving in th-
BZZZT!
We interrupt this program to bring you this special news bulletin. Just a few hours ago the heroic duo known as Water Hose was in the middle of a vicious battle against an A-rank villain Imasuji Goto, otherwise known as Muscular, when suddenly a large metallic contraption suddenly crashed right on top of the villain rendering him unconscious. Both heroes are in critical condition, suffering numerous injuries and have been rushed to the hospital. Meanwhile the villain has been apprehended by authorities and will be brought to trial for numerous charges against him, including murder, extorsion and armed robbery.
As for the contraption in general, it appears to be some sort of makeshift flying vehicle that was under testing, although the purpose of said flying contraption remains to be known. The driver of the vehicle, Musutafus' own troublemaker Izuku Mydoriya, was flying from the Musutafu District before a major malfunction caused him to lose control of the flying vehicle before crash landing on the villain. We asked Mydoriya to comment on the situation and this is what he had to say:
[Shows a badly singed and clothes tattered Izuku, wobbling slightly side to side]
"PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa...!"
CRASSSSHHH!
Authorities say that the case is still under investigation, but regardless of the outcome there is one thing certain about this: Musutafu is absolutely terrifying.
This is generic reporter girl from a random village, EXPOJP-TV...
Mamadoriya's eyes twitched as she realized that she would have to go pick up her son (not for a lack of trust, but for a lack of patience). Now with the fact of her day off being ruined, she went to her room to change and gather her things before leaving.
She made extra sure to bring the rolling pin with her this time. She also made a quick mental note to make a stop at both Mei and Mirios' place in the meantime. God help them.
The Next Day
After many months of preparation, along with all the trials and hardships of going into a prestigious school such as the illustrious UA the time has finally come to take the first few steps into greatness!
While the fact that he was going into the heroics left a somewhat bitter taste in his mouth, he couldn't really deny that it did a good job of inflating his ego. In fact, he felt so ecstatic he decided to sing his way to school.
"Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride, Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no!-
I got to keep on movin'!"
"But mother's gonna break my sides, I'm running and I won't slow down, hell no!
I got to keep on movin'!"
Weird choice of lyrics, but okay...
Ignoring the weird looks from the other students, he wandered around the hallways of the school before he found the door to his homeroom. He quickly did a mental check on his person to make sure every thing was in place. The school uniform he is wearing is custom made to his exact measurements, avoiding any sag and wrinkles. He made sure his black leather loafers were polished to perfection (because really, what else could he wear? Tennis shoes? *scoff* please!).
Running a hand through his slicked back hair, he also made sure that there was no strand out of place. Finally, he quickly did a breath check (to prepare for that very rare moment of sudden lip locking)
With everything in place, it's time to make the scene.
"Heheh, showtime!"
BAM!
His sudden entrance startles the entire class, including a certain four eyes and Bakago.
"GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNIN' 1-AAA! Today's a fabulously sunny day, no clouds on sight but very steamy later on in the afternoon! That's the humidity I'm talking about, among other things...", he gives a flirty wink and grin to the girls he spotted in the classroom. A few blush while others return the gesture in kind.
Some of the boys weren't too thrilled about that (Take a guess on who; No rewards will be given). Others seem amused, and the rest seem uninterested in the whole ordeal.
Bakugo on the other hand...
"Dammit Izuku! I told you to not show your sorry ass here!", he yelled angrily.
"Language! We are at the illustrious U.A and as students we must set an example!"
"Fuck off four eyes before I kill you!"
Izuku just gives his frienemy a wide smug grin, further pissing him off, "Oh come on now, ol' buddy ol' pal, I thought you would be happy to see me here!"
"Like hell I would be! DO you have any idea how much crap I had to put up with since your little stunt back in middle school!?"
"For your information, blondie, you were the one who wanted to, in your words 'KiCk mY LOoNy AsS BaCk To TooNToWn'. I was just acting in self defense."
"Self defense!? You knocked me into the fucking sky with a wooden floor THAT YOU TOOK FROM THE HARD TILE FLOOR!"
Iida took a double take, "Wait, what was th-?"
"Ehh, tomato tomahto, same difference. Honestly man, I didn't think you would be the guy that likes to spit hairs that much."
Iida took his chance to intervene," Excuse me, Midoriya, but I think what you meant was 'splitting hairs'."
"Hmm, really? And what did I say?"
"You said 'spitting hairs' "
"Ah! Well thank you, Iida, for that lovely piece of info! I'll be sure to care about it next week!", He ignored his classmate's offended gasp, "Now then, what was I gonna do?...Ah!"
WHOOOSH!
Izuku quickly slid by a certain pink skinned girl, who after she saw the whole ordeal just sat in amused anticipation.
" *johnny bravo voice* Hey there foxy mama. You from outer space? Cuz' I think that-HEE!HAH!HUH!- you're out of this world!"
"Pfffft-hahaha! R-real smooth there, du-dude! Hhahaha!"
"...Okay, not the reaction I was going for but alright. So, you got a name Pinky?"
"Yeah! Name's Mina! Mina Ashido! Nice to meet you!"
"Nice to meet ya too, sweet cheeks! Speaking of cheeks, I wonder if she's here too...?"
BAM! Another student bursts through the door, breathing heavily from running to class.
"*Huff!Huff!* Oh god! Am I late? Please tell me I'm not late!"
Izuku turns around and brightly smiles upon realizing who arrived.
"*GASP!* There ya are! I was wondering when you'd show up!"
"O-oh! It's you! The crazy guy at the entrance exams!"
"Yup! That's me!"
The girl bowed deeply in gratitude, " I forgot to thank you for saving me during the entrance exams! I was trying to find you but you just disappeared!"
"Well I'm not one to miss dinner, and if mama's not happy, ain't nobody happy!"
"Oh, well r-regardless I still wanted to let you know how much I appreciated it."
"Not at all! Now then..."
He quickly went to her and slid his arm around, earning a small "eep!" from Uraraka and a loud cry of surprise from the class.
"Damn, that guy's really going for it! So manly!", said Kirishima
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, HUH!? THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT FLIRTING WITH CHICKS!?" yelled out Mineta.
BZZZZT! "GAHHH!" THUD!
Jiro looked at the convulsing purple-nurple in annoyance, "Ok, I know we just got here and don't know each other but can you please shut up? That really hurt my ears."
Ignoring the minor distraction, Izuku asked, "How about we ditch this classroom and head towards the infirmary? I don't mean to brag but I'm told I can do a mean mass-"
FWWIP!
"GAH-MMMPHHH!HMPH HUMPH MMM!"
The whole class suddenly gets up in alarm as Izuku is quickly silenced by what appears to be a... scarf?
"That's enough out of you, Mydoriya.", says a very tired Aizawa, emerging from under the desk in a sleeping bag. He quickly switches his attention towards the rest of the class.
"As for you lot, it took you longer than 5 seconds to quiet down even with the problem children here. How disappointing..."
Aizawa took out a gym uniform from his sleeping bag, " I am your homeroom teacher, Shouta Aizawa. And yes, that is how you say my name and whoever says otherwise is an idiot, damn idiotic hero clown..."
Ignoring the last part of that sentence he went on, "Now I want all of you to wear this uniform and head out towards the P.E grounds. Don't bother asking me about orientation or the rest of that nonsense because this is the Heroics course. I am here to teach you how to become heroes worthy of that title. From here on out, you either throw yourself into this course..."
SWIP!CRASH!
"WEEEEHEHEHE!GERONIMOoooo...!"
THUD!
"...I'm okay...I think...ouch..."
Aizawa's eyes become stern and calculating as he looked at the now pale white faces of his students.
"Or I will throw you out of this classroom, understood?"
Without even answering him, they all quickly raced out of the classroom not wanting to be next target of his rage. Aizawa for his part takes a quick glance towards the now broken window before calmly walking out the classroom himself.
'He might be a pain in the ass, and he might also be the most annoying student I've ever have... but damn he makes for a good stress reliever.'
Don't let Mamadoriya hear that.
She might share her ways of relief.
Later, at the UA P.E Grounds
After quickly changing into their uniforms, Aizawa briefly explained the basic rules of the quirk assessment test. When told that they were no longer required to hold back on their quirk usage, they became very exited.
"Really? Sweet, we get to use our quirks!"
"This is going to be so much fun!"
"...Fun you say?" muttered Aizawa.
Well damn, you shouldn't have said that boys and girls.
"Ok then, how about I make it more fun? Whoever makes it last loses. No Exeptions."
"What!? But that's so unfair!", cried Uraraka.
Aizawa was quick to counter that statement. "Oh? And you're saying that villains will play fair? How about accidents? Natural Disasters? You think mother nature will just wait her turn till you show up? This is UA! Here is where you will truly learn the phrase 'Plus Ultra!'. This is where you and the rest of the Hero Course will struggle for the next three years!"
Aizawa then looked towards the rest of the class, "Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugo! I want the both of you here front and center now!"
The two quickly stepped forward, with Bakugo begrudgingly looking at the teacher while Izuku shot finger guns at his teacher without a care in the world. The rest of the class seemed a bit confused as to what was going on. Aizawa ignored them, focusing on the two problem children instead.
"Before we begin this assessment, let me remind you two that you are here in UA only because the principal deems it illogical to deny you two and let your abilities to waste. While I concede that point, let me also remind you two that you are both already on probation."
"What the fuck!?"
"Wow, not an hour passed and already I'm on thin ice. Must be a new record!"
"Quiet Midoriya, or should I call your mother and let her know that you were expelled because you decided to be a smartass?"
"...Shutting up now."
"U-uh excuse me, Aizawa-sensei...", called out Uraraka
"What is it?", he replied.
"Uh, w-why are they being punished on the first day? They haven't done anything wrong."
"...Where are you from?"
"Oh! I'm from Yokkaichi."
"So not from around here then. Ok..."
Aizawa looks over his class once again, his expression still stern.
"How many of you live or have been in Musutafu?"
In response, several students slowly raised their hands, sort of knowing where he was going with this.
"Ok, those that raised their hands step forward."
Todoroki, Tokoyami, and Jiro were the ones who stepped forward.
"You three will explain the situation with these two, after the quirk assessment. We wasted enough time as it is."
"Yes, Aizawa-sensei!"
"Good. Let's begin."
And so begins the quirk assessment... again shortened to a simple yet efficient montage, as prescribed by your local shrink. Remember, if you or a loved one has experienced the symptoms that include but are not limited to:
-Short term memory loss
-Seizures
-Hallucinations
-Diarrhea
-FEELING FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
-Depression
-Severe Cringe
-Listening to Heuy Lewis and the News
-Speaking in Tounges
...then you may be entitled to financial compensation. Speak to your 4th dementional lawyer for more information.
Test 1: Grip Test
Along with getting a grip on reality and owning up to the task at hand, this is a simple test of strength that challenges even the most hardy men. Even now the boys of 1A have mostly decided this was a way to prove their manliness. Unfortunately, 'mostly' meant that only Izuku and Kirishima have decided to test their manliness.
"HGGGGNNNNNN!"
"UUHHHHHHGGG!"
"HUMMPHHHHHH!"
"RRRRRGGGGGGHH!"
...by apparently doing bodybuilding poses while gripping the device.
"I see you're a disciple of manliness as well! You lift by any chance? RRRRAHHHH!" asks Kirishima as he moves into a different pose. Izuku on the other hand is now shirtless, providing a nice source of eye candy to the girls and donning sunglasses.
"*Arnie Voice* Yah! I do my best to hone this pristine temple of man called a body! Now pose with me, little man! SHOW ME IRON YOU'RE PUMPING! HEAUUUGGGHHH!"
"RAHHHHHH!"
"HRRRRRGH!"
"HEAAAAAGAUUWAAHHHH!"
Aizawa is on the sidelines watching this abomination of a show, and is currently contemplating quitting his job as a teacher. Unfortunately, Nezu has already denied his resignation.
Do not ask how that is possible.
Test 4: Sustained Side Jumps
"~It's not unusual to be be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about-"
"ITS CALLED SIDEWAYS JUMPS FOR A REASON, MIDORIYA!"
"~IT'S NOT UNSUSUAAAAAL TO SEE ME CRYYYY! I WANNA DIEEEEEE!~"
...That boy ain't right.
Trial 5: The Pitch
While the prospect of throwing a ball across the field isn't really fun or exciting, when you are told that you're allowed to go absolutely nuts with your quirk it does put a nice twist on things.
Some of the throws were more impressive than others, and some weren't able to get as far as they hoped due to their limitations with said quirks. Some of the highlights include Bakugo when he resorted to small-scale violence, as well as Uraraka practically saying "screw gravity" and letting the ball float off into space. However, the most impressive one was when Yaoyorozu teased the whole class by flashing them followed by exposing her cannon and shooting her shot for all to see.
When you arrange words in a certain way, you can make even the most chaste of sentences sound more dirty. While irrelevant, it is some food for thought.
Each one had their turn, until Izuku came to bat.
WHOOSH!
"AHOY SCALLYWAGS! Ye be about t' witness the most amazin' cannon shot ever seen this 'ide of the islands! Waghhaahaha!", yells out Izuku with the enthusiasm of Barbarossa.
...who also apparently had dressed up as a pirate without anyone looking, shocking the class once more.
"Huh!?Where the hell did that guy pull that outfit from!?", asks Sero.
"Hahahaha! You go, pirate dude!", says Kaminari.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MYDORIYA!? WERE ALREADY IN DEEP SHIT AS IT IS!"
"SHUT IT T-N-TWAT! I don't needs' ye t' start natterin' utter shite to me! Now then!", he gestures wildly to the class, "Watch as I pull a cannon from out me' pants!"
With that said, and with an unnecessary grand wave of his hands he quickly shoves them down his pants. Several of the girls quickly shield their eyes.
"Dammnit dude! We don't need to see your junk!", yells Jiro.
"Well I don't mind a show! Show me some skin, pretty boy! Wooooooo!", says Mina.
'What the hell did I do to deserve this?', thinks a distraught Aizawa as he sees this unfold.
Don't tell me this was my fault..., thinks a very embarrassed Momo, making herself as small as possible.
CLUNK! With a final heave-ho our captain seaweed manages to produce an eighteenth century cannon, which is actually too comedically large for it to be practical.
"Don't worry beauties! Ti's as big as th' one I pack fer' fun! Hahahaaa! Now we sha- URKK!"
This causes another round of blushes for the ladies of class 1A. However, just before he could lay anymore verbal piracy he is suddenly tied up in the patented hobo scarf made for the one and only Aizawa. As he ends up face to face with him, Izuku can see the barely restrained rage exhuming from the homeroom teacher, seething through his teeth and scarf.
"...Okay Midoriya, you've had your little fun... now hurry up and do your throw before I expel you right here and now... do I make myself clear?"
Izuku, for his part, was not at all fazed, "Not a briny problem, cap'n! I have this settled faster th' you can say 'mercantilism!"
Aizawa didn't even bother to respond as he threw the boy back on the field.
BASH!"OWWWW!"
Thankfully the cannon was able to stop his acceleration.
WHOOSH! Not wanting to waste anymore time on the test (however much he wanted to) he quickly changed his clothes and pulled out the softball.
"Hmm... a little small for my taste. Let's fix that!", and with a huff and a puff he quickly blows on the softball like a balloon, making it grow and grow untill it was just enough to fit snug in the cannon.
" Aaaaand now for the coup de grace!", he says as he takes out a match. With a stroke on his shoe, he strikes the match alight and lights the fuse.
FZZZZZZZ!
Izuku quickly plugs his ears and braces himself, his classmates following suit.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
The fuse gets shorter and shorter as everyone anticipates the inevitable boom, but what they didn't anticipate...
THUD! CLANK!
... Is the cannon suddenly clunking down pointing at the ground.
"IZUKU THE CANNON! SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH THE CANNON!", yells Ochako in horror.
"WHAT!?"
Izuku takes a look at the cannon and suddenly breaks out in sweat. Looking at the fuse he only has a few seconds before it goes off. Without a word he dashes towards the front end and tries to pick it up.
"RRRRGGG! *WHEEEZE*! ROCKY! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME FOR PETE'S SAKE!"
"I'm coming, bro!", replies Kirishima as he heads to Izuku and lifts up the cannon with him using his hardening quirk. Unfortunately, in his panic he severely overshot his strength and accidentally throws the cannon backwards, throwing Izuku inside.
"OH SHIT! TEACHER LOOK OUT!"
Aizawa, now with wide eyes and directly into the line of fire he only had enough to say a few words...
"MIDORIYA, YOU FULLY RIGGED, GRADE-A, PRANCING SON OF A B-"
KABOOOOOOM! CRAAASH!
Aizawa was not able to finish his sentence as Izuku collided with him, sending them both into the side of the school building and leaving a massive hole in the wall. The rest of the class were stunned silent as they stared out into the debris. Not only that, but the massive noise caught the attention of the other classes and gathered by their windows to see what had happened. One of them just so happens to be Mirio, who was on the floor just above the second years.
"Heeey! You guys alright?" Mirio yelled out towards the field. The others were too stunned to speak, leaving Bakugou to answer for them.
"Oh my fucking- It's fine, Tin-Tin! Mydoriya's just doing dumb shit again!"
"Oh!... Was he dressed as a pirate again?"
"Yeah! Shot himself and hit the teacher too!"
"Okay! I'll get Ishiyama-sensei to get that fixed real quick while you call his mom!"
"WHY THE FUCK DO I GOT TO TELL HER!?"
"BECAUSE I DID THAT THE LAST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED!"
"FUCK YOU BLONDIE I AIN'T DOING THAT!"
"WELL MEI'S NOT DOING THAT EITHER, SHE'S ALREADY IN TROUBLE WITH THAT DUMBASS FLYING MACHINE OF HERS'!"
FWWIP! CLANG! "URK-ACK!" THUD!
A few rooms left of Mirio's classroom we find Mei herself poking out of the window, looking down at the unconscious body of the boy in question after throwing the wrench.
"I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU!"
...Needless to say, class was dismissed early today. While no one was expelled, Izuku was given detention for a week and was required to clean up the mess. The sentence was extended to include Mei when she attempted to fix the hole using a fast drying concrete machine, which caught on fire and caused extensive damage to the room closest to them, which so happened to be Class 1-B.
When he was offered a different room, their homeroom teacher graciously accepted, as he wanted to be as far away from class 1-A as humanly possible. Unfortunately, this also meant that they had to share a room with one of the general course students.
As for Izuku...
"Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait! Today was just a fluke! A snag! I promise to be good!"
"Izuuukuu~! What did I say about causing a mess~?"
"To not to do it! But it was all that stripping girl's fault! She tempted me with her bosom when she wanted a cannon!"
"*gasp* and you've been taking advantage of girls! This was not how I raised you! Seems like I have to teach you how to behave~!"
"Wait!No!Please! I'll be good! PLEASE! SPARE ME, I DON'T WANT TO DII-"
CLANG! THUD!
We find our lovable fool crumpled on the floor of the principal's office, with Mamadoriya putting away the frying pan back in her purse to the horror of the principal and several teachers present.
" I apologize for the trouble that my son has caused today," she said with an exasperated sigh, " I really wished he would at least make some friends before something like this happened."
As she easily picks up her son in a fireman's carry, one of the teachers finds the courage to speak to her.
"S-so Ms. Mydoriya, um, are you sure he'll be alright? I mean that was one hell of a smack you gave him.", says Yamada-sensei.
Inko looks back at him, but he notices that her eyes are more... distant.
"Of course. No matter what happens to him, he always manages to get back up again. I really don't like doing this, but there was only so much that scolding could do, and I don't want others to think of him as a menace."
"But surely there must be a different way of doing this. This seems a bit... unhealthy.", says Kayama-sensei.
"Well, unless you have a psychiatrist with the patience of buddha, then unfortunately this is all that I can do. I love my son, really I do, but I don't know now much more I can take this... excuse me."
With those final words she quietly leaves the office and makes her way out, ignoring the bizarre stares she gets from the other students. Her thoughts become more vivid as she walks through the hallways.
I don't know how much more I can take of this... I thought after leaving behind the group things would be more better for me, but all it does it make me remember why I joined in the first place.
Her face becomes more strained as she struggles to keep her composure, not wanting to accidentally snap her son in two.
It wouldn't matter anyways, it's not like it ACTUALLY hurts him. Nothing does, all he does is say "no" to damage. Ugh, I wish I had that power instead. There is so much I can do with it.
As she reaches her vehicle she gently places Izuku in the backseat, buckling him in. Then she makes her way to the driver's seat, still lost in thought.
I shouldn't think like that. Izuku is more than capable of taking care of himself. He can always fight on and not brake a sweat, but I'm not sure if he can keep himself in check...
Don't worry Izuku, I'll make sure you don't get to that point. I'll make sure you stay as my sweet young boy.
She grips her steering wheel tightly, staying focused on the road.
...Let me do it instead. I can do it. Let me take the brunt of it... let me get rid of them for you.
She doesn't even notice how her face begins to break out in a very wide grin.
Besides... I ENJOYED my job while it lasted...
Hello Hello! Kalbern Here!
Well now another chapter done! Great! Although the time it took to get this one out... eehhh not sure what excuse to come up with that.
On a serious note here, a bunch of stuff happened IRL that I just could not ignore. That, and I was kind of going through a bit of a writers block as well. Nevertheless I have to give thanks to my very good friend who used to write fanfics a while ago (A popular one I might add) and has always given me the courage and strength to continue on this.
Also I'd like to give another big thanks to the one user who suggested the cannon innuendo idea to me as it really helped move things along, because honestly this is fanfiction. You guys ALREADY KNOW what happens in the source material. You KNOW the characters. The main plotline is set in stone. I'm just here to break that damn stone and scatter it across the four corners of the earth. A pet peeve of mine is when a very well known scene is set out verbatim, and you just skip a third of it because you can predict it eyes closed. I tried to make sure this was not the case because holy crap was that a bitch and a half.
Also, I've been thinking of doing a reactfic of a sort just to keep the creative juices flowing. Probably won't post it, maybe I will but who knows. Whatever it's irrelevant to this right now. Wanna learn more, DM me. Or not. I don't reply often anyways.
Either way, I hope you enjoyed this and left a bit of a smile to you. Until next time!