The Loud House: Revamped

by Jamesdean5842

This is my own version of the Loud House where I move to Royal Woods, Michigan. When I move to Michigan and Meet the Loud Kids, The Entirety of the Universe will change forever. Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. The Universe now has a bunch of new Champions. Self Insert OC story. Crossovers with other shows later on. Mixed genres. Multi-crossover. Harem later on.

2323. WET BANDITS REVENGE

This is for where we battle the Wet Bandits.

HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES

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At breakfast, Halinora was thinking about her father as she was looking at a photo of her and her dad. She was looking at it and crying.

Me: Halinora? Are you okay?

Halinora Hatfield: (Crying) Why did he do what he did? I don't understand J.D.

Me: Oh Halinora. I don't know why either.

Halinora Hatfield: I wish I could just go to Hell and find out why myself.

Me: Maybe we can. We've been to hell many times before and it's not pretty.

Halinora Hatfield: Really?

Me: Yeah. Lets go after breakfast.

Halinora Hatfield: Okay.

We had breakfast.

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In the 7th Circle of Hell, Violence me and Halinora were walking through the the terrifying landscape of the River of Boiling Blood, The Phlegethon. The screams were horrible and the heat was terrifying.

Halinora Hatfield: This is awful.

Me: It sure is. Halinora are you sure you want to do this?

Halinora Hatfield: I know it's wrong but I need answers.

Me: Okay.

We walked and then we saw a man that was REALLY BADLY mangled up and cut and slashed and burned all over and he was in a lot of pain.

Me: Oh man. Mr. Hatfield?

Halinora Hatfield: Dad? Dad? It's me. Halinora.

Harry Hatfield: Ha-li-no-ra?

Halinora Hatfield: Yeah dad.

Harry Hatfield: Stay away from me Halinora. I don't want you to see me like this. I deserve to be here for everything I did.

Halinora Hatfield: I'm not leaving till I find out why. Why did you wind up here? What did you do and who did you kill back then before I was born?

Harry Hatfield: That is a crime I can never forgive myself for. I hated myself since that day.

Me: What do you mean?

Halinora Hatfield: (Voice Breaking) I don't understand dad.

Harry Hatfield: It was 2 years before you were born Halinora. The person I killed was a business man that made us all miserable. I was under the impression that he was out to kill us. So I murdered him and killed him in front of everyone. Before he died I was cursed that in 17 years I would be taken here to Hell and burn forever. I didn't believe his words at first. But they came true. I did my best to raise you into a good girl and I'm proud of you for that. But I am now here being punished by the sins I caused to so many people. I realized what I did back then and tried to put it all behind me. But my sins were inescapable. Now here I am down in Hell being punished for all of them.

Halinora was crying hard.

She then ran to him and hugged him and cried and wailed hard.

Halinora Hatfield: (CRYING AND WAILING) OH DAD I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS! I STILL LOVE YOU! (CRYING!)

Me: Oh man. Mr. Hatfield I'm so sorry.

Halinora Hatfield: (CRYING) DADDY I LOVE YOU! YOU DID NOT DESERVE THIS! WHY!? IT'S SO NOT FAIR! (CRYING) I'M SO SORRY!

She was really crying hard and it made my heart hurt seeing her like this.

Harry Hatfield: I know Halinora. But do all the good things that I failed in. Don't make the same mistakes I did. I will always love you Halinora. Never forget that.

Halinora Hatfield: (Crying) I won't dad. I won't.

Harry Hatfield: Take care of her J.D.

Me: I will Mr. Hatfield. I will.

After that we went back home.

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We came back home and Nico saw Halinora crying.

Nico: What happened?

Me: We went to Hell so Halinora can get some answers.

Nico: Oh no. I thought she found out about thatt.

Me: She didn't get the whole truth. So we went and confronted her father in the 7th Circle of Hell.

We told them everything.

May: (GASP)

She went and hugged Halinora.

May: Oh Halinora. I'm so sorry.

Camie: Oh man. Halinora that is awful.

Nico: That is awful. Halinora if there is anything we can do for you just let us know about it.

Halinora Hatfield: (Sniffles) Okay.

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Walking through a scary and haunted forest on a really creepy planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Jack O Lantern, April Fool, Beer Fairy & Her Poromon, FLAMETHROWER FLATULENCE, Squidward Primed to Explode and Dan Backslide as well as Juvia Lockser, Bluehilda, Vina Vexen, Nikki Clemmington, Trixie Lulamoon XIII, and Randy Boggs and we were there for an amazing rescue.

THUNDERCLAP!

Lightning struck in the skies. And it gave a REALLY OMINOUS setting.

Me: Man this is one scary and creepy planet.

Camie: It sure is scary.

Himiko: It really gives me the creeps.

Tsuyu: Same with me.

Lola: Yeah. Me too.

Lana: It sure is scary.

Fluttershy was whimpering and shaking in fright. She was hugging Lincoln.

Lincoln: It's okay Fluttershy. You'll be alright.

Xenia: Fluttershy is really scared of this planet huh?

Nico: No kidding.

Juvia: I'm really looking forward to this.

Nico: Juvia, I want to thank you, Jack O Lantern, and your teams for coming.

Juvia: No problem Nico. Juvia excited for this.

Qin: We all are Juvia.

Camie: Yeah.

Bluehilda: We're all so pumped for this! (FLEXES MUSCLES) YEAH!

Nico: You really love flexing those muscles, huh, Bluehilda?

Bluehilda: Oh yeah! It means I'm pumped and ready for anything! I'm ready to show that I'm a good witch! Sure I had some bad apples in my tree but I'm ready to show that I'm good!

She turned into a tree with Boohilda's on it and she was the only Bluehilda on it.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Me: That is for sure.

Nico: They unfortunately had to go back to their own world

Me: Yeah but at least they had a great time.

Brittney: Yeah and Zuzu said she is gonna visit the team every now and then for Lincoln and to help us from time to time.

Lincoln: She is part of my harem after all.

Nico: True.

THUNDERCLAP!

Fluttershy screamed as lightning struck and hugged Lincoln.

Lincoln: Oh there there Flutters.

Me: Oh boy.

Maria: Lets stay together.

THUNDERCLAP!

Fluttershy: (SCREAMS) (WHIMPERS)

Lincoln: There there Flutters.

Camie: This is one scary place.

Xenia: No kidding.

We heard more thunder.

THUNDERCLAP!

Qin: Geez!

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves an emergency and we're in for a funny one with this rescue: we got word that The Platypus Brothers have been sighted here in this forest.

WE GASPED!

Nico: That's right, they're among the jerks Xehanort let out, and among the jerks who didn't get hit with that lethal curse you put on Flip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Pablo, Anderson, and Trina Riffins.

Me: So, we got to deal with those beaver-tailed buttfaces again, eh? Well, we've got more than a few lethal pranks in store for those pieces of crap.

Lincoln: And it gets worse, those four buttfaces brought an army of pumpkins to life using a black magic spellbook that was located here. So, we're going to use our pranks to make them explode like what happened with Jack-O-Lantern in Endsville.

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.

Ed Cowart: We got here as soon as possible.

Lori: So, those beaver-tailed morons are here, perfect. And I literally had to tell Caleb not to break out any more lethal weapons, he heard about them from us, and needless to say: he's pissed.

Cage Blunt: Not surprising though, since he did die at the hands of his own brother eight years ago.

Caleb Maxwell: My brother was a jerk and a criminal, but he didn't abuse me, he knows I'd kick his butt if he did.

Hunter: (German Accent) Und he's serious, I've seen how strong he is before his transformation.

Me: Oh boy.

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Philip) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted our "favorite" duck-billed jerks, they're 20 yards away, and they have their army of animated pumpkins with them and they're coming after us.

Nico: Let's get them and kick their butts back to Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: And destroy their pumpkin army by unleashing pranking hell on them. (Sensed massive armies of musclebound thugs) Uh oh, heads up, I've spotted massive armies of musclebound thugs heading for us, and you're not going to like this bit of news: these thugs were hired by some old enemies of mine.

Me: WHAT?!

Nico: Even though Flip's finally out of the picture, there's always some dumb ass still wanting to kill us.

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of one massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings and medium sized elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the other massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the other massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on The Platypus : Thank you.

Sakura Avalon heard a Pokemon cry.

Sakura Avalon: Look here!

We saw a Spectrier!

Me: Spectrier! Wow!

Xenia: Cool!

Varie: Poor thing is hungry.

We gave it apples.

Spectrier: Ahh thank you.

She ate them.

Me: No problem.

Poromon: Wanna come with us?

Spectrier: I would be honored.

Me: All right then.

Sakura Avalon: You won't regret it.

We were flying in the air, and we saw our targets: Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, our "favorite" jerks, and like Lincoln said, they have an army of animated pumpkins with them.

Lincoln: There they are. Alright, let's use our pranks on those pumpkins and splatter those jerks with pumpkin goo.

Me: Watch this guys.

I got to work and set up lots of pranks and then the Platypus Brothers didn't suspect it. Then I had them on a whoopee cushion.

LOUD FART!

Then Jack bursted out laughing hysterically and then all the pumpkins laughed and then a bucket fell on the brothers heads and then they slipped on a banana peel and then rolled down a hill and a dynamite stick in a beehive exploded and blew it up and bees went into their mouths and they screamed and then got stung all over. The pumpkins were laughing hysterically and they exploded as they were laughing themselves to death! Then the brothers drank nuclear hot sauce milk and fire exploded out of their mouths. They jumped into a pond and got bit by a bunch of electric eels and then got zapped. Numerous pumpkins exploded as they laughed hysterically. The brothers got hit with 12 pies from 12 pie catapults and got electrocuted some more and all the pumpkins all exploded all at once and then the big pumpkin laughed and he exploded with a huge explosion!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He splattered his innards everywhere! All the spirits went back to the Underworld!

JACK WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

The pumpkin army was gone and The Platypus Brothers were covered head to toe in pumpkin goo and guts! TRIPLE YUCK YUCK YUCK!

THAT MADE THE PLATYPUS JERKS SO MAD, AND WHEN THEY SAW US APPEAR, THEIR RAGE WENT OVER THE TOP BATSHIT CRAZY!

Cheesly: YOU STUPID LOSERS! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

Nico: You did this to yourself, loser.

Caleb Maxwell: Oh, and another thing.

Caleb Maxwell charged out and punched Cheesly so hard in the face, he sent him flying into Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, and they all crashed into a tree, and when he did, a black book flew out of Cheesly: it was a black hard-covered book with a silver pentagram and silver embroideries printed on the cover along with embedded red jewels.

Caleb Maxwell: Using black magic for selfish reasons like revenge always has consequences when the dark powers aren't treated with respect at all.

Alpine: GIVE THAT BACK!

Caleb Maxwell: Go jump off a cliff!

Everyone: OOOOOH! BURN!

Nico: Damn, you just burned them bad!

Cage Brunt: Not as bad as this.

Cage Brunt fired blasts of dark fire at them which exploded and tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of them thanks to Lincoln's Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse still on them.

Phillip: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!

Caleb Maxwell transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) The only ones who are going to pay are you four.

Caleb Maxwell fired bullets from his Caleb Maxwell's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Twin Pistols of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice, hitting them in the shoulders, and the blood that came out of their shoulders turned into blood red rubies.

Cage Brunt: Wow.

Me: Okay, now that we've got you all pissed off.

JACK WAS REALLY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND HE WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING SO HARD THAT HE COULDN'T STAND IT!

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Spectrier charged at them and fired energy blasts and blasted the brothers.

I fired pies and blasted them all over with exploding pies!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Nico: Nice one!

JACK WAS REALLY LAUGHING MORE!

Juvia: RAIN SPEAR STORM!

She fired water magic and blasted them with rain spears!

Poromon: You wanna see something scary?! Well HERE!

THEY SHOWED THE TRAILER OF THE MOVIE!

Poromon: HERE! (SHOWS THE TRAILER FOR BLOOD AND HONEY) LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE ISN'T IT! YOU LOOK AT IT!

Platypus Brothers: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE!?

Poliwag: YOU LOOK AT IT!

Platypus Brothers: WHAT HORROR!

Manaphy: LOOK AT IT!

Horsea: LOOK AT IT!

Jirachi: LOOK AT IT!

Tentacool: LOOK AT IT!

Mevya: LOOK AT IT!

Hoppip: LOOK AT IT!

Emolga: LOOK AT IT!

Eevee: LOOK AT IT!

Gatomon: LOOK AT IT!

THUNDERCLAP!

Mascots: WE WANT ALL OF YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

THEY SCREAMED IN HORROR AND CRAPPED THEMSELVES!

Jack O Lantern was LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

William: Eevee!? You too!?

Bianca (Pokemon): And you as well Emolga?

Emolga: Yeah.

Eevee: We want to get in on the fun

Eddy then put a record player next to them

Eddy: Listen to this.

Eddy then played THE MAN IN GAUZE!

THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS SCREAMED IN PAIN FROM THE HORRIBLE MUSIC!

Then the record flew out and bashed the 4 of them on their heads!

CRASH!

Qin: OUCH!

We laughed hysterically!

Eddy put a bed near them and they landed on it and then...

BOING!

They got launched by a spring and then fell down and smashed into it and got entangled into the spring.

Nico: Nice!

Ed: I know where you're going with this Eddy. (Gets into the bed) Nighty night.

Eddy placed an ice cream cart near them and then it went at them and ran up a tree and then...

KRASMASH!

It smashed onto all 4 of them!

Ed: The Platypus brothers are in pain now. They'll have too call ya back.

WE LAUGHED!

Me: Sniff on this Vomitpoopers!

I sprayed them with skunk juice from my armpits!

LOUD FART!

LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!

Eddy: I was gonna place a skunk near them

Me: Sorry Eddy but I did bring the next best thing. My stinky pits.

WE LAUGHED!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That is true.

Eddy then placed a street light near them

And then...

KRABLANG!

It fell onto them.

Brothers: Ouch.

Eddy placed a concrete pipe near them and it rolled and crushed them.

Qin: Nice!

SEMI TRUCK HORN HONK!

A Semi Truck driven by Nico appeared and ran over them!

KRASMASH!

HONK HONK HONK!

Nico: 10 4 good buddy!

Me: Copy that Nico!

May: Haven't seen you drive your semi truck in a long time.

Nico: I know.

Eddy then walked over to a nearby tree and chopped it down and then...

Eddy: TIMBER!

The tree fell right on top of the 4 brothers!

CRASH!

Ed: Good morning tree!

Eddy went over to a nearby sandbox and threw a pail and bucket and then the brothers grabbed the bucket and then the sandbox fell on them.

CRASH!

Sand piled on them.

I whistled and then there was a rumble!

Platypus Brothers: HIPPOS!

They got trampled by a massive stampede of hippos!

Nico then got out Weather Wizard's Ridewatch and then activated it.

Then...

LOUD THUNDERCLAP! ZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!

All 4 brothers got struck by lightning!

Qin: OUCH!

I then snapped my fingers and then...

AIR WHISTLING!

And then...

SUPER MEGA KRASMASH!

A HUGE HOUSE CRASHED ONTO THEM!

They were mangled up bad!

Manaphy was juggling dynamite

She threw it and it hit them and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Poliwag rolled grenades like bowling balls and they hit them and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Poromon: Take this!

He got in a tank and drove it and ran over the 4 brothers.

Horsea poked a jaguar with a stick and it roared and followed her and then she jumped and the jaguar mauled the Platypus Brothers!

Jirachi put bullseyes on the brothers and we fired at them!

BANG DING! BANG DING! BANG DING DING DING DIGN!

Qin: YEAH!

Tentacool fired Chicken arrows and they skewered them and eggs came out of their mouths.

JACK O LANTERN WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY EVEN MORE!

Poromon: Okay. Here's a present for you.

He gave them a present and it was ticking?

Cheesly: Huh?

And then...

LOUD FART EXPLOSION!

IT WAS A STINK BOMB!

Billy: (LAUGHS) You got hit by my stink bomb! (Puts a nose plug on) NOW THAT'S A STINKY MEATBALL!

SEAL BARK!

Me: OH GOOD GOD! BILLY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE THAT WITH!?

Billy: Its full of mayonnaise, skunk oil, doodies and more.

Me: OH SWEET STINKY FUCKSACKS!

Nico: Better them than us!

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Camie: Nice one!

Poromon: You got a stain on your shirt!

Alpine: Where!?

Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted all 4 of them!

Poromon: MADE YOU LOOK!

Poliwag saw a beehive and he jumped and slapped it with his tail and it got onto Alpine's head and he screamed and pulled it off and they got stung all over!

Nico: Nice one!

Qin: That is gonna hurt!

Camie: Ouch.

Horsea got into a jet.

Horsea: Here we go! GERONIMO!

She divebombed and then smashed onto the brothers with a tremendous crash!

KRASMASH!

They wobbled and then tripped and fell face first into a pile of elephant shit!

KRASPLAT!

Cheesly: OH REAL MATURE RAJ!

N'Dugo: Bad guy falls in poop! Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh! Ready?

Kip and Baleto: READY!

(They all throw their heads back in hearty laughter)

WE LAUGHED TOO!

Raj: (India Accent) I had to go somewhere for nature to call!

Nico: TMI, Raj. TMI.

Raj: Sorry.

Qin: That was funny!

Jack O Lantern was still laughing hysterically!

Dorothy Disaster, Penny Pinkie Pie, and Juvia Lockser: It's showtime!

Suddenly, the blue eyes of Dorothy Disaster, Penny Pinkie Pie, and Juvia Lockser turned neon blue and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with stars, elemental forces, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and as they approached the Platypus Brothers, they left colored energy, stars, elemental forces, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Dorothy Disaster: I honestly thought we'd lose track of you jerks after the whole thing with Xehanort.

Penny Pinkie Pie: But, we knew you'd return, now we can take you jerks down.

Juvia Lockser: And send you back to Lynn's Table where you'll remain as humiliation fodder forever.

Suddenly, Dorothy Disaster, Penny Pinkie Pie, and Juvia Lockser were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with stars, elemental forces, and magic surrounding the vortexes, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes with red eyes glaring at The Platypus Brothers: the red eyes of eternal judgement.

Nico: Oh nuts.

Me: This is gonna get messy.

Lincoln: In a really huge way.

Then, as the vortexes fade, Dorothy Disaster, Penny Pinkie Pie, and Juvia Lockser emerged, but they were changed forever.

Juvia Lockser grew from 7'9" to 8'3" in height, she has metal gold braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large azure blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long azure blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon midnight blue eyes and an azure blue energy aura with stars, rain, water, ocean waves, magic, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with azure blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with azure blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Star, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Star, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws on the bottom of her blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with azure blue crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and azure blue gems on the gold lightning bolt links and she has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck. Juvia Lockser has on her Fairy Tail Guild outfit and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, rain, magic, water, ocean waves, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and The Fairy Tail Guild symbol surrounded by water, magic, and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an azure blue gem with neon glowing azure blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Juvia Lockser felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive azure blue angel wings with blue tips on the large azure blue feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized azure blue angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive azure blue angel wings and her eleven massive and long azure blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings grew larger and longer for her new body. Juvia Lockser has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large azure blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Juvia Lockser's massive Juvia Lockser's Fairy Tail Guild Water Magic Maelstrom Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Fairy Tail Guild Water Magic Maelstrom Phoenix Angel Justice and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of azure blue energy, stars, rain, magic, water, ocean waves, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Juvia Lockser's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Fairy Tail Guild Water Magic Maelstrom Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Fairy Tail Guild Water Magic Maelstrom Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded azure blue gems and a phoenix and The Fairy Tail Guild symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large azure blue gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with azure blue gems for eyes and large gold phoenix head with azure blue gems for eyes and large azure blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with azure blue gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with azure blue gems for eyes and large azure blue gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an azure blue kanji with water drops in between the kanji below the phoenix that said, "Juvia Lockser, Water Mage and Member of The Fairy Tail Guild, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Master of Water and Water Magic, Friend of Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of The Fairy Tail Guild's Many Enemies, Archenemy of Jack-O-Lantern, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Water, Magic, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ジュビア・ロクサー、水の魔術師、フェアリーテイル・ギルドのメンバー、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、水と水の魔法の達人、多くの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する将来の妻、フェアリーテイル・ギルドの多くの敵の破壊者、ジャック・オー・ランタンの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、パワーズのマスター友情とエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄、そして星、水、魔法のマスター、フェニックス、エンジェル

Juvia Lockser has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY TAIL WATER MAGE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY FAIRY TAIL GUILD RAIN WATER MAELSTROM MAGE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY FAIRY TAIL GUILD RAIN WATER MAELSTROM MAGE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY FAIRY TAIL GUILD RAIN WATER MAELSTROM MAGE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

Dorothy Disaster grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black and dark blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long dark blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a black and dark blue energy aura with stars, fire, water, winds, earth, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a tornado, hurricane, volcano, and flood emblazoned on her forehead along with her tiara and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, Disaster, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, Disaster, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her dark blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems embedded on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Dorothy Disaster has on a sleeveless black vest, sleeveless black top, long frilly black skirt, blue stockings, dark blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, water, winds, earth, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is The Disaster Dopant symbol and it's surrounded by fire, winds, water, earth, and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a dark blue gem with neon glowing dark blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Dorothy Disaster felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with dark blue tips on the large black feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized black angel wings with dark blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive black angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with dark blue tips and dark blue markings, Dorothy Disaster has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Dorothy Disaster's sword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and dark blue energy, stars, fire, water, winds, earth, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Katniss Khorne's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Weather Disaster Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Weather Disaster Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark blue gems and The Disaster Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with dark blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark blue gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with dark blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with dark blue gems for eyes and dark blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Dorothy Disaster has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large dark blue gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji with flames in between the kanji below The Disaster Dopant symbol that said, "Dorothy Disaster, Embodiment of The Disaster Dopant, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Floods, Wildfires, and The Forces of Nature, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Freddy Friday Gang, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Floods, Wildfires, The Forces of Nature, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ドロシー・ディザスター、ディザスター・ドーパントの化身、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、竜巻、ハリケーン、火山、地震、洪水、山火事、そして自然の力の達人、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛する守護天使であり、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、フレディ・フライデー・ギャングの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、アンバサダーでありビーコン宇宙への希望のマスター、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許しの真の女神、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅ヒーロー、そしてスターの達人、竜巻、ハリケーン、火山、地震、洪水、山火事、自然の力、フェニックス、そして天使

Dorothy Disaster has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DISASTER DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELEMENTAL NATURAL DISASTER MASTER DISASTER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELEMENTAL NATURAL DISASTER MASTER DISASTER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY ELEMENTAL NATURAL DISASTER MASTER DISASTER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

And Penny Pinkie Pie grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long pink hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, magic, balloons, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Pinkie Pie emblazoned on her forehead along with her tiara and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Party, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has a phoenix with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Party, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems embedded on the gold flame links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Penny Pinkie Pie has on a sleeveless pink sweater vest, sleeveless purple top, pink skirt, purple stockings, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, balloons, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Pinkie Pie and she's surrounded by magic, balloons, and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Penny Pinkie Pie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings with blue tips on the large pink feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized pink angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive pink angel wings and her Pinkie Pie's long curly tail grew larger and longer, Penny Pinkie Pie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Penny Pinkie Pie's sword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, magic, balloons, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Penny Pinkie Pie's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Gear Party Master Pinkie Pie Embodiment Legacy Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Gear Party Master Pinkie Pie Embodiment Legacy Alicorn Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and Pinkie Pie's cutie mark etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads with blue gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold Alicorn heads is a large gold Alicorn head with blue gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Penny Pinkie Pie has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Alicorn with blue gems for eyes and pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with gears and balloons in between the kanji below Pinkie Pie that said, "Penny Pinkie Pie, Embodiment, Gene-Slammer and Legacy of Pinkie Pie, Awesome Party Planner, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Laughter and Gears, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Cinder Fall from Drakus' Universe, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Magic Gears, Laughter, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ペニー ピンキー パイ、具体化、ジーン スラマーとピンキー パイの遺産、素晴らしいパーティー プランナー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、笑いと歯車の達人、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、ドラクスの宇宙から来たシンダー・フォールの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙へ、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、マスターオブスターズ、マジックギア、ラフター、フェニックス、エンジェルズ

Penny Pinkie Pie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PINKIE PIE EMBODIMENT LEGACY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY TECH GEAR LAUGHTER PINKIE PIE LEGACY EMBODIMENT ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY TECH GEAR LAUGHTER PINKIE PIE LEGACY EMBODIMENT ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY TECH GEAR LAUGHTER PINKIE PIE LEGACY EMBODIMENT ALICORN PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by the transformations of Dorothy Disaster, Penny Pinkie Pie, and Juvia Lockser, and when Lincoln saw Juvia Lockser and I saw Dorothy Disaster and Penny Pinkie Pie, we had an atomic red blush on our faces, hearts in our eyes, and our noses were bleeding. But, when Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip saw it, they went mad with rage and ran at them to kill them, but Dorothy Disaster, Penny Pinkie Pie, and Juvia Lockser fired three massive barrages of colored energy, stars, magic, water, rain, ocean waves, fire, wind, earth, balloons, gears, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip and sent them flying into a wall, they got back up, but they were so mad, they let out yet another loud bellow of rage.

Juvia Lockser: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Magic Water Maelstrom Fairy Tail Guild Water Mage Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Magic Water Maelstrom Fairy Tail Guild Water Mage Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, we've had it up to hear with you four jerks always coming after us to try and kill us for something that's all your fault.

Dorothy Disaster: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Natural Disaster Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Natural Disaster Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) As always, you four never learn your lesson being the brain dead thugs and bullies that you are.

Penny Pinkie Pie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Tech Gear Laughter Pinkie Pie Legacy Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Tech Gear Laughter Pinkie Pie Legacy Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) Well, now it's time we knock your heads in again.

?: Time for some pain, knuckleheads.

Suddenly, we saw a girl with long red hair and brown streaks, red eyes, red short-sleeved blouse, green sleeveless crop top, red skirt with Dai Gui on it, The Earth Trigram on her forehead, green angel wings, green stockings, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and in her hand is a nature greatsword.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Helena Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Dai Gui Demon, Sorcerer of Earth and Master of The Earth of The Golem, you're just in time.

Me: We were just about to kick their butts once again.

Nico: And now that you're here, now we can finally get the fun started.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and joined Juvia Lockser.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I was quite surprised when I found out you finally shown your faces.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made sure to stay hidden even after Xehanort freed you.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, you made a big mistake, your desire for revenge drove you out of hiding once more, and now, you're going down once again.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Hope you four are ready to dance with The Devil.

Lincoln, Juvia Lockser, Penny Pinkie Pie, Dorothy Disaster, Nico, Caleb Maxwell, and I went after The Platypus Brothers, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, azure blue energy, pink energy, black and dark blue energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Platypus Brothers and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, we attacked them with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Caleb Maxwell shot them multiple times and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at them as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico and Caleb Maxwell did with firing black and blood red energy slashes from his gold plated claws, and Lincoln, Juvia Lockser, Penny Pinkie Pie, Dorothy Disaster, Nico, Caleb Maxwell, and I attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving The Platypus Brothers even more madder than ever and they exploded even more with extreme rage and tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of them.

Cage Blunt: Caleb, Travis, let's use another combo on them.

Caleb Maxwell nodded, and he, Cage Blunt, and Travis Tackett both charged at The Platypus Brothers with Cage Blunt and Travis Tackett blasting The Platypus Brothers with blasts of darkness and kicking them into the air and Caleb Maxwell firing blasts of darkness at The Platypus Brothers, and it ends with Caleb Maxwell firing bullets at them and he sent them crashing down with a downward kick and four pillars of dark energy erupted and The Platypus Brothers were knocked down and out and Lincoln sent them back to Lynn's Table and back to their chained posts forever.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) And stay there.

Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and we powered down and Juvia Lockser's new body, clothes, jewelry, eleven massive and long azure blue wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large azure blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive azure blue angel wings and medium azure blue angel wings underneath are permanent, Dorothy Disaster's new body, clothes, jewelry, eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large black and dark blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive black angel wings and medium black angel wings underneath are permanent, and Penny Pinkie Pie's new body, clothes, jewelry, longer Pinkie Pie's tail, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting large gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive pink angel wings and medium pink angel wings underneath are permanent.

Eli: That'll take care of those jerks.

Lincoln: They weren't worthy of death, but being humiliation fodder for eternity, now that's the worst kind of punishment we can give to jerks like them.

Me: You said a mouthful. So, Lincoln, are you going to introduce us?

Lincoln: Sure.

But, before he could, Helena Ying Xiao had her hands on Lincoln's pecs, and she began kissing Lincoln on the lips and face, along on his pecs, arms, and ten-pack abs. When she was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks, his face had an atomic red blush, an In Heaven look in his eyes, and steam whistled out of his normal ears and large wolf ears, and we laughed.

Selene Arcangela: I think you should leave that to me, this is Helena Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Dai Gui Demon Sorcerer of Earth, and Master of The Earth of The Golem, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's Maria Ying Xiao's younger sister and the fourth eldest, and she's also a very powerful master over the forces of light and dark chi and she was also born with the powers of Dai Gui, The Demon Sorcerer of Earth, along with green angel wings, and she also has full fledge mastery over the powers of Earth, along with superhuman strength. Plus, she's the descendant of En Ying Xiao, the first Elemental Maiden from 3,000 years ago during the Shang Dynasty in China, and like Qin and her ancestor, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, she's also the master of the Atavism of The Elemental Maiden and she also has mastery of The Fires of The Phoenix. She moved to Royal Woods from China along with her sisters and she met Lincoln, and it was love at first sight. She heard from Lincoln of what we did in defeating Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and Girl Jordan redeemed Bai Tza, and she was amazed, and she began to teach Lincoln how to master the powers of Earth, and she knew of what Maria did in giving him her blood and that led to him getting the same powers as her and gaining the same powers as her along with becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps, and he wound up getting tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Thunderbird, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm. Lincoln made her a nature greatsword, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when Lincoln comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and she hated Lynn with a passion.

Camie: She did something for her to clobber her, didn't she?

Bai Tza: Wait, I remember it and I remember Helena all too well, Lynn tried to beat Lincoln to death, but with him being bigger in muscle mass and stronger than her, he turned the tables on her and left her really beaten to a pulp.

Lincoln: You also kept track all of the incidents that Maria and her sisters faced not long after we defeated Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and you joined us after Girl Jordan redeemed you, and it's so good to see you again, Helena.

Helena Ying Xiao: You too, Lincoln, and whoa, you've really really grown into quite the man.

Lincoln then wrapped his arms around Helena Ying Xiao and he leaned his head down to her right trapezius and he slowly bit her on the right trapezius and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Helena Ying Xiao with colored gems on the gold lightning bolt links with colored crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Helena Ying Xiao saw them and she knew she became part of his harem and are among his many future wives, and they kissed on the lips as we cheered.

Jack was STILL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!)

Nico: Geez! Are you still laughing!?

Jack was laughing hard!

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!)

Xenia: That is a big yes.

Horsea: I piloted that jet good like in Manaphy's drawing

Manaphy: You sure did.

Qin: That divebomb move was awesome.

Camie: Yeah.

Jack was still laughing hysterically!

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Motormaster: Next time we do this, I get to be the truck.

Nico: Good idea.

Qin: Yeah.

Jack was still laughing!

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Me: Okay we know all that was funny Jack.

Warpath: And next time, I get to be the tank.

Poromon: Good idea.

Jetfire: (Australian Accent) And next time I get the jet mates.

Camie: Yeah!

Qin: Awesome ideas.

Jack was still laughing hysterically!

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Nico: Jack, please calm down before you puke.

Jack was still laughing and then..

VOMIT STORM!

HE THREW UP AS HE WAS STILL LAUGHING!

Xenia: Geez!

Nico: Too late.

Jack was still laughing and he was also rolling on the ground and laughing some more.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) He is really laughing himself silly!

Qin: He keeps this up he will die!

Me: He can't die ever. He was given eternal life by Grim remember?

Qin: Oh right.

Nico: He'll stop laughing eventually.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Wait where's Fluttershy?

Lincoln: I think I know.

Lincoln went over to a hollowed out tree and inside it was Fluttershy and she was REALLY SCARED!

Fluttershy: (WHIMPERING)

Lincoln: Flutters?

Fluttershy: This planet is worse than Nightmara!

Me: The planet from Welcome to Camp Nightmare? Uh oh. Maybe coming here for our fight with the Platypus Brothers was a bad idea.

Rainbow Dash: She's always scared of everything.

Me: Not helping R.D.!

Rainbow Dash: Sorry.

Lincoln hugged Fluttershy.

Lincoln: It's okay Flutters.

Qin: Man she is scared of this planet.

THUNDERCLAP!

Fluttershy whimpered!

Nico: Should we stay or go?

Lincoln: We'll stay.

Me: We just got to take care of the Anothers here.

Camie: Yeah.

Eli: Speaking of which. (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Another Jack O Lantern, April Fool, Beer Fairy & Her Poromon, FLAMETHROWER FLATULENCE, Squidward Primed to Explode and Dan Backslide.

Lola: Whoa! This will be funny.

Lana: Yep.

Me: Okay Jack you can stop laughing now. We have the Anothers to face.

Jack O Lantern: (LAUGHING) (THEN STOPS) Oh sorry.

Qin: Jeez Jack we haven't seen you laugh that hard since the Halloween last year.

Nico: Do you need some water?

Jack O Lantern: I'll be okay.

Qin: Good.

Lola: Who's up for this?

Me: Juvia Lockser, Bluehilda, Vina Vexen, Nikki Clemmington, Trixie Lulamoon XIII, and Randy Boggs.

Nico: Nice.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Another Jack are 4 people. But 1 of them is immensely strong.

Qin: WHOA!

Lola: Wow.

Nico: There they are!

Out came Another April Fool, Beer Fairy & Her Poromon, FLAMETHROWER FLATULENCE, Squidward Primed to Explode and Dan Backslide.

Nico: Oh boy!

Another Flamethrower Flatulence farted big!

Me: WHOA!

Another April Fool: (In a girls voice) This will be good.

They reverted back and they were the gene-slammers of The MTG Elementals, MegaDarknessBagramon, and Shademon and Luminamon!

Nico: (GASP!) Eleanor Elementia, Lucille Noir Satarra and Layla Lumina & Shanna Shade Amano!?

Nene Amano: Sisters?! Oh wow!

Piper: The gene-slammer of MegaDarknessBagramon!? (Faints)

FWOMP!

Me: Wow! Awesome to meet you girls.

Eleanor Elementia: Same to you J.D.

Lucille Noir Satarra: And awesome to see you again Nico.

Layla and Shanna hugged Nene.

Layla Amano: You've grown so much Nene.

Shanna Amano: You sure have.

Nene: I know. I have a lot to tell you.

Piper woke up thanks to smelling salts from Laney.

Piper: It involves me.

Lucille Noir Satarra: We can't wait to hear it.

Me: What elementals are you gene-slammed with Eleanor?

Eleanor Elementia: Water, Air, Earth, Fire, Lightning, Brushfire, Wildfire, Dust, Fusion, Roil, Torrent, Sulfur, Crater, Cinder, Scoria, Firefiend, Wolfbriar, Ivy, Lava, Tempest and Storm Elementals.

Me: Wow! That's a lot of them!

Xenia: NO kidding!

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: No ice?

Eleanor Elementia: Ice too.

Qin: Cold.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Just checking.

Me: Yeah.

Me: By the way is the Another Jack friendly or hostile?

Layla Amano: Friendly and she is a gloomy and fun one.

Me: Ooh.

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They glowed and the anothers were separated.

Me: Action time!

We blasted the Anothers all over!

I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: That was awesome!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: And now we wait.

But then...

KRASPLAT!

A pie hit Nico square in his face and knocked him down and then...

LOUD FART!

He landed on a whoopee cushion and it let out a loud fart!

Nico: HEY! Two pranks in a row?!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) Someone got you good Nico!

Luan: That was a Pie for some Gas! (LAUGHS) Get it?

WE LAUGHED AT THAT!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Luan!

Nico: (Sarcastically) Hardy har har.

Nico got up.

Nico: OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!

Nico liked the pie.

Nico: Yummy! Banana Cream.

Qin: Nice.

Nico: But still, WHO IS THE WISEASS!

Me: LOOK!

We saw ANOTHER JACK O LANTERN!

Qin: There's the Another.

Nico: Yep.

Another Jack: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair, purple eyes, black clothes and had black angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Crow Dopant and on her skirt and she had a darkness sword.

Me: (GASP) Cheryl Crow!?

Cheryl Crow: Good to see you again J.D. And yes I know I sound like the famous singer but my name is spelled differently.

Me: That is true. Cheryl is the Embodiment of the Crow Dopant and is a master of crows. She also is a VERY FUNNY prankster like Jack and knows how to make people laugh.

Nico: Nice!

Jack O Lantern: But were you cursed with immortality?

Cheryl Crow: Yes I was. I lived ever since 1023 AD.

All of us: WOW!

Qin: For 1,000 years! That is amazing!

Me: Yeah.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Cheryl Crow: No he didn't because I pranked him by spraying myself with Invisible Spray and scared the living crap out of him.

WE LAUGHED!

Me: The Mascots, SpongeBob and Patrick did the exact same thing to us and to many people in Bikini Bottom.

Camie: That was funny!

Cheryl Crow: (LAUGHS) Yeah. I scared him and sent him running into his bathroom.

Qin: That is funny.

Zocks and Kaito: Zenkaiju gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Me: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln: Yeah.

We did so.

Me: Lets get it on!

Nico: (gets out Jack O Lantern's Ridewatch) Trick or treat!

Ed: And smell my feet. Give me something good to eat!

Eddy: Shut up ed!

May: (Gets out Beer Fairy's Ridewatch) Time for a drink!

Maria: (Gets out Squidward Primed to Explode's Ridewatch) Time to eat some patties!

SpongeBob: MARIA YOU CAN'T EAT ALL THOSE PATTIES AT ONE TIME! MARIA!

Maria: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?

SpongeBob: NO WORSE! It'll go right to your thighs!

QUACK!

Maria: My thighs?

She saw that her thighs were huge!

SpongeBob: And then you'll blow up!

UH OH!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

MARIA WAS BLOWN INTO A THOUSAND PIECES!

Maria: Ouch.

Bluehilda: (Gets out April Fool's Ridewatch)

Man: I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY! I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY!

April Fool: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?

Bluehilda: Time for some laughs!

They used the powers of Jack O Lantern, April Fool, Beer Fairy & Her Poromon, FLAMETHROWER FLATULENCE, Squidward Primed to Explode and Dan Backslide and blasted the Another.

Mantis Deadman, Hurricail, Spider Evo, Zinger, Bomb Dimension (Jetman) and Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman) then came.

Me: Whoa! Nice team Mantis Deadman.

Mantis Deadman: Thanks Nico.

Horsea: Maria, are you okay!?

She used her water powers and like the T-1000 at the steel mill she reformed and merged back together and was whole.

Xenia: Wow!

Maria: Whew! That was close.

Qin: Nice.

Maria: I guess even if I'm blown to a thousand pieces, I can still reform myself.

Nico: Nice one.

Horsea cuddled up to Maria.

Maria: I'm okay Horsea.

HOrsea: Good.

?: That was intense though!

WereGarurumon came!

Me: Whoa! WereGarurumon!

Xenia: Awesome.

WereGarurumon: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.

Nico: Wednesday Addams Were Garuru!? Whoa!

Me: Wait is she?

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, black clothes and had blue angel wings and had the Crest of Friendship on her forehead and WereGarurumon on her shirt and on her skirt and on her arm was a Crescent moon and she had wolf ears on her head and a wolf tail.

Wednesday Addams Were Garuru: Yes I am Wednesday Addams cousin as well as a member of the Addams family. I got this! (ECHOING) WOLF CLAW!

She fired a blade of energy and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: That name's a mouthful.

Wednesday Addams Were Garuru: I know. I get that a lot.

Xenia: Yeah.

Bluehilda: That was so awesome! And do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Wednesday Addams Were Garuru: I sure do. When me and Nico were battling a massive angry mob out to kill Uncle Gomez and Aunt Morticia and family.

Nico: We weren't going to stand for them going after the Addams. So we sent them packing.

Me: The Addams Family went through a terrible history over the centuries and it involved a lot of persecution and angry mobs and more.

Wednesday Addams Were Garuru: That's right

Wednesday went up to her.

Wednesday: It's good to see you cousin.

Wednesday Addams Were Garuru: You too cousin Wednesday. Awesome to see you and how much you have grown.

Wednesday: I know.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Wednesday hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Wednesday Addams Were Garuru: Same here.

We later went back home.

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After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem and family, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Hunter Drake Michaelson, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Brunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Bluehilda, Vina Vexen, Nikki Clemmington, Trixie Lulamoon XIII, and Randy Boggs are heading to Barovia, one of the Domains of Dread in the Plane of Shadow in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're going to destroy Count Strahd von Zarovich, the powerful Vampire Lord of Barovia.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Barovia, one of the Domains of Dread in the Plane of Shadow in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're going to destroy Count Strahd von Zarovich, the powerful Vampire Lord of Barovia.

Me: I heard about him from Sheila and the others, he's one dangerous vampire lord.

Nico: All the more reason to take him down and kill him.

Cage Blunt: Let me be the one to end him.

Caleb Maxwell: Are you trying to get into trouble with the council again?

Juvia Lockser: We knew everything from Cage and Travis, and the council's on our side since they've known of what we've been doing.

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We then saw a hawk made of yellow flame fly through the skies and many of Strahd's army of vampires were burned.

Lincoln: The hawk made of yellow flame, she's here.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with yellow streaks and yellow headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she has on a necklace with a red gem pendant, she's dressed in a sleeveless yellow crop top, white bridal gloves, crimson red skirt, yellow stockings, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, yellow fire, white flames, swallows, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Hawk, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and red pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the eight girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Darlene Huanghuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Hawk.

Darlene Huanghuo: That's right, and I got the eight girls away, but that vampire's on his way now.

?: You will all pay for interrupting my dinner!

We then saw our target, Count Strahd von Zarovich, the powerful Vampire Lord of Barovia, and he was heading for us.

Caleb Maxwell transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.

Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) You've claimed your last victim, now prepare to die.

Caleb Maxwell shot more vampires that came with Zarovich in the heart, and they turned to ashes.

Sylvester: Nothing will remain of your miserable empire after we get done with you.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: This is where your hold over Barovia ends here. Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight and Brawler-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Cage Brunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Juvia Lockser's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Count Strahd von Zarovich, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Suddenly, Cage Blunt went at Count Strahd von Zarovich and he bit him and drained him dry of blood and he gained his Vampirism, Advanced necromancy, Shapeshifting, Superhuman strength, Swordmanship, Animal communication and control, Toxic mist manipulation, Absolute sociopolitical power, and Intimidation. When Cage was done, Count Strahd von Zarovich was dead and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That's it for Zarovich, now his rule over the land is over. (To Darlene Huanghuo) And it's so good to see you again, Darlene.

Darlene Huanghuo: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Suddenly, Darlene Huanghuo perched her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and she lifted herself up to Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach. When Darlene Huanghuo were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

We snickered.

Darlene Huanghuo: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.

Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Darlene Huanghuo and hugged her, and Darlene Huanghuo is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and even more massive white angel wings and larger medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Darlene Huanghuo: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 9'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind man from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard ten-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.

Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.

Arpina Huoqiang: And so do we, this is Darlene Huanghuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Hawk, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and his classmate in Gym, and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of yellow fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Hawk, along with having angel wings along with having intense yellow fire powers. She's known as The Heroic Warrior of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, and she's an incredible hero who defends the innocent. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of yellow fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Darlene hates Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion, because of what that bastard's tried to do to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat him up and sent him to jail with two black eyes and an irreversible super double mega wedgie.

Me: I was laughing my butt off when they did that to him, it was so hilarious.

Nico: I got to see that one day, what Selene told us, it's got to be really really hilarious.

Lincoln: Trust me, you're going to laugh your butt off when you see it, and now that you're here, Darlene.

Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Darlene Huanghuo's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Darlene Huanghuo: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Darlene Huanghuo with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Darlene Huanghuo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Darlene Huanghuo.

Darlene Huanghuo had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Darlene Huanghuo's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, and with her hands still on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Darlene Huanghuo had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was pounding like a drum. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Azumi Shinou, Hinano Hoshikita, Lilia Saijou, Mio Tousaka, Noa Aoi, Sana Murafuji, Subaru Nanyo, and Yukari Mikoshiro from Pole Princess!

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Azumi Shinou, Hinano Hoshikita, Lilia Saijou, Mio Tousaka, Noa Aoi, Sana Murafuji, Subaru Nanyo, and Yukari Mikoshiro from Pole Princess!

Nicole: Thank goodness Darlene got the girls away from that vampire.

Lincoln: And getting away from his army. Are you girls okay?

Azumi Shinou: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Azumi Shinou and the other seven girls saw who saved them from Count Strahd von Zarovich, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 9'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, ten-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his arms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links and jade beads from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armor on the joints and gold finger dragon claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Azumi Shinou: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Azumi Shinou: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Azumi Shinou, Hinano Hoshikita, Lilia Saijou, Mio Tousaka, Noa Aoi, Sana Murafuji, Subaru Nanyo, and Yukari Mikoshiro with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and everyone was shocked to find out that the villain we went after was Count Strahd von Zarovich, the powerful Vampire Lord of Barovia from Dungeons and Dragons.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating that vampire lord down, and finally, Cage Blunt draining him dry of blood and acquiring all of his powers and sending him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered wildly as everyone hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him, Lincoln and Darlene Huanghuo have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: So, this is the first time you let someone else drain a vampire dry of blood.

Lincoln: The first time though, I've still got a reputation to uphold as a vampire slayer.

Nico: Along with showing all evil vampires who's in charge.

Victoria Kurenai: That's right, Lincoln still shows those evil vampires that he's in charge and if they get any ideas, they die.

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After Lincoln and all of us beat down and killed Count Strahd von Zarovich, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Darlene Huanghuo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Darlene Huanghuo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 9'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his ten-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Darlene, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Darlene Huanghuo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Darlene Huanghuo: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Cage Blunt: (Groans) Oh man, I think I made a huge mistake draining that monster dry of blood, I feel something about to happen.

Suddenly, Cage Blunt was surrounded by a very massive vortex of black and blood red energy with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are vampire bats, phoenixes, and angels surrounding the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with blood red eyes. Then, when the vortex faded, he emerged and was changed forever.

Cage Blunt grew to 9'5" in height, he now had massive and powerful muscles and ten-pack abs, he has on weighted gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs, he now has fifteen large black and red planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller black and red planets orbiting around his waist, he has blood red highlights in the bangs of his long dark brown hair going down to the upper part of his back with blood red phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and on the two strands of hair in front of his face and he has a large gold halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blood red eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, blood, shadows, vampire bats, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a black and red vampire bat emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with red iris, he has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Blood, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on a Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems in the black crescent moon links and blood red crystal links and black vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Blood, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant. Cage Blunt has on a new outfit: a long-sleeved black shirt, black vest, black pants, black knee-high boots with vampire bats for the buckles, long black leather trench duster coat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, blood, shadows, vampire bats, phoenixes, and angels and on the back is a red cross with a vampire bat in the center of the cross and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a blood red gem with neon glowing blood red lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Cage Blunt felt a sharp pain on his wider and muscular back, and then, massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out of his back with a wingspan reaching 20'0" and medium sized black angel wings with blood red tips grew and sprouted out underneath with a wingspan reaching 15'0" and then, another set of black angel wings with blood red tips grew and sprouted out underneath his medium sized black angel wings with a wingspan reaching 10'0", and his long dark brown tail grew larger and longer, Cage Blunt has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand, and he has on black fingerless gloves with a blood red phoenix, blood red dragon, blood red angel, and blood red skull on them and he has gold-plated armor on his fingers and gold dragon claws covering his fingers and smaller planets orbiting around his fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Cage Blunt had gained the same weapons as us, but then, the weapons began to merge together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, blood, shadows, vampire bats, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cage Blunt's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and red cross etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged midnight blade, large black vampire bat heads with blood red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large black vampire bat heads with blood red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large black vampire bat heads is a large black vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the pommel, and he also gained the same pistols as Caleb Maxwell holstered on his hips, Cage Blunt has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the left gold Bracer, large gold Elemental Belt of Eternal Bravery with gold vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver and Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip. There's a blood red kanji with crescent moons and skulls in between the kanji below the cross that said, "Cage Blunt, Vampire and Member of The New York Police Department's Nightshift, Friend of Captain Don Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, and Hunter Drake Michaelson, Pursuer of Justice, Slayer and Killer of Mafia Gangs and Crime Lords, Son of Vampire James Blunt, True Immortal and Omnipotent Warrior of The Universe, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Master of Darkness and Blood, Awesome and Powerful Defender of Many Innocent People, Master of The Black Gates, Amazing And Powerful Student of Many Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, True Immortal Hero, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, and Master of Stars, Darkness, Blood, Vampire Bats, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ケイジ・ブラント、ヴァンパイア、ニューヨーク市警の夜勤隊員、ドン・ウィッテン大尉の友人、カーター・ケンリック、ロキシー・ドレイク、ジャック・ハワード、ジャズ・ジャクソン、カフス・レーン、ケイシー・アントニオ、バフィー・ブレイン、ヴェシー・ハリス、アビー・スミス、トラヴィス・タケット、リーラ・サリアーズ、ピース・サリアーズ、クロノス・チェイス、ハンター・ドレイク・マイケルソン、正義の追求者、マフィア・ギャングと犯罪王の殺し屋、吸血鬼ジェームス・ブラントの息子、真の不滅にして全能の宇宙の戦士、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームのメンバー、闇と血のマスター、多くの罪のない人々の素晴らしく強力な擁護者、ブラックゲートのマスター、多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄であり神、極度の悪、黒い心、サディスティックの破壊者でありスレイヤー、妄想的、力に飢えた、精神異常者、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情の偉大な神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、救いようのない心の黒い悪党の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君の破壊者、宇宙と天空の使者、調和の大使、友情・純潔・希望・勇気・愛、真の不滅の英雄、友情・希望・愛・勇気・正義の大神、星・闇・血・吸血コウモリ・フェニックス・天使のマスター

Cage Blunt has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL DEMONIC SHADOW BLOODY DARKNESS VAMPIRE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL DEMONIC SHADOW BLOODY DARKNESS VAMPIRE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL DEMONIC SHADOW BLOODY DARKNESS VAMPIRE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!

Nico: HOLY CRAP!

We made a mirror and when Cage saw it, he was stunned.

Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) No way, did I transform? This was due to feeding on Count Strahd von Zarovich, this is so awesome.

Cage powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large fifteen black and red planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen black and red smaller planets orbiting around his waist, Third Eye, longer tail, and massive black angel wings and medium black angel wings and small black angel wings underneath his massive black angel wings are permanent.

Travis Tackett: That was really incredible, you transformed just like Caleb, now criminals are in a world of hurt.

Caleb Maxwell: I think you mean they're already on a one-way trip to Hell, and that's right, but this'll no doubt alert your dad, Cage.

Cage Blunt: I know.

Lori: We've got to meet your dad one day.

Caleb Maxwell: Lori, are you trying to get into trouble?

Nico: Jeez, Caleb, you really are a stickler for the rules.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces are heading to Sirena Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 9'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Plus, we found out Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that more muscle-bound thugs are coming.

Mother Pisces: Whoa, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Mother Pisces, and it's perfect for our first date, shall we?

Lincoln, Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces dived into the water and they had fun swimming in the ocean and they also saw the marine life there, then, they went back onto the sandy beach and they had a softball game, and Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes began sucking the massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more as veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.

Lincoln: Nice try, you thugs!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and ten-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces are in your harem, Linky.

Cartia Goltschmidt, Tanya Splosionblast A.K.A. Recluse, and Mother Pisces showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Jenna: And those musclebound thugs had some nerve trying to kill them.

Serena Logan: They're just trying to make things worse.

Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Aliana, Universe 666 Bryony, Universe 666 Celosia, and Universe 666 Mable, they're going to get a nasty case of karma.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs that came out to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.

Maria: Too bad Flip's kicked the bucket, now I can't give him the finger anymore.

Nico: You know we made a clone of that mutant.

Lincoln: He's right, along with clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III to join Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy who are still imprisoned at Lynn's Table.

Eli: That's right.

Maria: Oh right, I forgot. Well, let 'em have it.

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in the Flip clone's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, the Flip clone's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

The Flip clone farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: Even though Flip's gone, I can still do that to his clone.

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: And you're right, you can still do that to his clone, but don't forget to do that to the other jerks.

Nico: Connor's right, we still got the clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, Brad Uppercrust III, along with Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, Mandy, and Mindy who didn't get cursed to get that treatment.

Me: And it won't be long before we catch The Wet Bandits and Walter Peck and throw them back in Lynn's Table, throw Lumpus back in prison, and give Margie The Black Abyss.

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Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.

Nico: It's Luncheon Kingdom this time.

Mary: Cool! That one is my favorite.

Me: Nice.

Spiderman: Me and MJ will go with.

Mary: And me too.

Nico: Okay then. Lets go.

They went in and it activated and they were in LUNCHEON KINGDOM!

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The Luncheon Kingdom is the eleventh kingdom visited in Super Mario Odyssey. This location, inspired by Italy (or more specifically by Pompeii), is a combination of lava/volcano and food themes. It is the greater location of Mount Volbono, the volcano, and is inhabited by Volbonans. It is visited after both the Snow and Seaside Kingdoms have been visited. When Mario and Cappy first visit this kingdom, Bowser and the Broodals have stolen the Stupendous Stew as food for the wedding reception, and Spewart must be fought; after his defeat, Mario and Cappy must make their way to the remaining Stupendous Stew atop the volcano to pursue Cookatiel. However, they are blown off after the volcano erupts. Therefore, they must reach the pot a different way. After defeating Cookatiel, Mario and Cappy attempt to visit Bowser's Kingdom, but their journey is interrupted by Bowser and the Ruined Dragon, sending them crash-landing into the Ruined Kingdom.

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Mary: Wow!

Spiderman: This is amazing!

Nico: It sure is. The ocean is made of soup.

Mary: This is my kind of place.

Nico: Who are we fighting?

Nicole: Well for Round 1 it's gonna be Spewart again for another round.

Nico: Okay then.

Nicole: He's over in the the main terrace where the Stupendous Stew is being made.

Nico: All right. Lets go.

They were off.

Spiderman: Who has eyes on him?

Mary: I do. There he is!

They saw him and they landed.

Spewart: Well howdy everyone!

Nico: You sure like to take a beating Spewart.

Spewart: We Broodals are tough.

MJ.: We can see that

Spiderman: Lets see if you're tough enough!

Spewart: Lets start this hoedown!

Nico: YEAH!

Spiderman wrapped him in webbing and Mary Jane kicked him in his face and Mary fired waves of energgy and blasted him.

Nico: YEAH!

Spewart was mad now!

?: (Echoing) ELECTRON CANNON!

A massive blast of lightning and energy hit Spewart and blasted him all over.

MetalKabuterimon came and with it was a girl with orange hair, red eyes, orange clothes and orange wings and had a tiara with Magma Dragoon on it.

Miranda Dragoon: Miranda Dragoon, Embodiment of Magma Dragoon.

Mary: Wow! Chili Queen Miranda. Awesome to see you.

Tecna: (British Accent) You are looking good I might add Miranda.

Taranee: Boy I'll say!

Miranda Dragoon: You too Tecna and Taranee and Mary wow its been a while.

Mary: It sure has.

MetalKabuterimon: (In a girls voice) And this is gonna be electrifying.

Nico: Shizuka Metal Kabuteri! Wow! Been a while.

MetalKabuterimon: It sure has.

Nico: We can talk more later. Lets get him.

Mary: YEAH!

Nico: (gets out Jack O Lantern and Eagle Deadman's Ridewatches) Time for this eagle to drop some pumpkins!

He activated them and fired pumpkins and blasted him all over.

Spiderman webbed him up and MJ kicked him.

Miranda Dragoon fired blasts of fire and burned him.

Mary fired energgy waves and blasted him.

Nico: YEAH!

Shizuka reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, yellow and black clothes and had blue angel wings and had MetalKabuterimon on her forehead and on her skirt and had the Thunder Spirit kanji on her black sleeve and she had a lightning sword.

Shizuka Metal Kabuteri: Take this! (Echoing) BOLLO THUNDER!

She fired a blast of lightning from her hands and blasted Spewart far! They got 30 power moons as a result. Sky Blue moons!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Mary: Compliments to the chef!

Miranda Dragoon: YEAH!

They all high five.

Nico: How do you know Mary, Taranee and Tecna?

Miranda Dragoon: I know Mary because she made my favorite nuclear hot spicy dish. It was called the Exploding Belly Buster Gumbo.

Mary: It's gumbo made with the hottest ever peppers on the planet with my dads hot sauce. It's called that because it can blast a massive hole in your stomach and kill you.

Nico: WHOA! That must be lethal gumbo.

Mary: Oh it is and Miranda is the only girl I know that loves it.

Nico: Wow.

Miranda Dragoon: Yep and I met Taranee when she battling Raythor and Gargoyle.

Nico: Wow! They must've put up a challenge.

Miranda Dragoon: Oh they did and it was awesome.

Nico: Wow.

Miranda Dragoon: And I met Tecna when she and the Winx Club were battling the Trix. I fired a blast of fire and burned Icy and Darcy and marked them.

Nico: Nice!

Shizuka Metal Kabuteri: Yeah that sure is.

Mary: What about you Shizuka? Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Shizuka Metal Kabuteri: I sure do. When me and Nico were in Science Class and we made an amazing Tesla Coil powered by Cold Fusion.

Nico: It was really cool.

Mary: Even though I'm mostly associated with cooking that is really amazing.

Nico: It was.

Nico and Shizuka hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Shizuka Metal Kabuteri: Same here.

Nico: Would you like to join us?

Miranda Dragoon: We would be honored.

They left and we cheered wildly for them.

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We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Lance Loud: Honestly, Lynnie, I'm still that surprised that Lincoln's attracted a ton of girls.

Lynn Sr.: Even Rita and I were stunned, and after hearing all of the trouble he's been through because of Chase Young's Dark Side turning Principal Huggins, Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into those monsters from years ago, they wanted to protect him and make them pay.

Rita: But, in the end, those Dark Sides finally got The Black Gates and they'd since healed and repaired things with Lincoln.

The mascots were having a nice day at Preschool.

Poromon: Another nice day at preschool

Poliwag: You said it.

Manaphy: I love it.

Horsea: Me too.

The teacher was looking up something on the computer.

Poliwag: It's snack time!

Poromon: Oh boy!

They went and got their snacks. No beer this time.

Manaphy: (slurping apple juice) Ahh.

But then...

Teacher: (SCREAM)

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Back at the estate we were watching TV and I was reading the paper.

Me: Oh they busted another of those Anti-TLPS Organizations.

Nico: Good.

The phone rang.

Megan McCallister: I'll get that.

She answered it.

Megan McCallister: Hello? Team Loud Phoenix Storm World Tree Estate, Megan McCallister speaking.

PHONE GARBLE.

Megan McCallister: What!? How did that get on there!?

Karla Grimm: What is it?

Megan McCallister: We'll be right over Ms. Evans.

Nico: The Mascots teacher?

Megan McCallister: Right. Bye. (Hangs up)

Nico: What did the mascots do this time?

Megan McCallister: Well Nicole is not going to like this one!

Nicole: What is it?

We were told everything and then...

Nicole: THERE'S WHAT!?

UH OH!

Megan McCallister: I shit you not!

Nicole: Whoever did that is a Dead Man!

We went to the preschool.

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When we got there Nicole looked it up.

Nicole: Someone really did put porn on this computer!

Camie: Who in their dumb mind would do that!

Nicole: Someone who has a death wish! Maybe we can trace this to the source.

Lisa Loud: Allow me to do so.

Nicole: Be my guest Lisa.

Poromon: We didn't do it this time. We swear!

Nicole: I know you guys didn't.

Eli: They are telling the truth. They had nothing to do with this.

Lisa Loud was tracing it.

Lisa Loud: Location found.

Me: Wow that's fast.

We saw that it was located outside the Springfield Radioactive Crater.

Me: That's... The Spuckler house.

Bart: The Spuckler House? I'm amazed Mary Spuckler's family is still around.

Me: I thought they were dead because of the corruption that went down in Springfield.

Lisa Simpson: I actually looked them up and they were not involved in any way.

Lockdown: I honestly think they weren't that bad

Nico: Me too.

Qin: But Lisa didn't you and Bart have a lot of friends with them too?

Lisa Simpson: We sure did. And their kids are great people.

Camie: How many kids do they got?

Lisa Simpson: I counted 44 kids.

WE GASPED!

Lincoln: Jumping Comic Book Strips!

Lisa Loud: Gadzooks!

Camie: That is a TON of kids for one family!

Me: Boy no kidding! I've watched all the episodes of the Simpsons from over the last 35 years and that is amazing that they have so many!

Nico: No kidding! That is more kids than the Loud House or Warren's family.

Warren Loud: No kidding. Almost double what we have.

Xenia: Geez!

Me: Lets get over there then.

Nico: Ms. Evans we're having the mascots head out with us.

Ms. Evans: Okay.

We were off to the Springfield Radioactive Crater.

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We arrived at the Spuckler Farm.

Lisa Simpson: Good to see this place still standing.

Me: Boy its been almost 6 years since then.

Nico knocked on the door.

Cletus Spuckler answered.

Cletus Spuckler: Hey y'all must be here to fixin the pluming.

Nico: Actually we are not plumbers. We're Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Cletus Spuckler: Well pleasure to have y'all here. And Lisa Simpson been a while.

Lisa Simpson: You too Cletus.

Bart Simpson: Its been a while.

Cletus Spuckler: That it has younguns. I take it y'all must be here because of Elijah's prank.

Bart: Whoa so Elijah sent that porn.

Me: Elijah Spuckler?

Bart: He's the technogenius of the Spuckler Clan. He is also quite the mischief maker.

Me: Smart guy isn't he?

Bart: Yeah he sure is.

Cletus: Before you say anything, me and my family have put Springfield behind us

Me: That's good you did Cletus.

Cletus: Yeah. Elijah come here!

We saw a black hair kid with overalls and he had a laptop.

Nicole: So you're Elijah Spuckler?

Elijah Spuckler: That's right. Pleasure to meet you all.

Nicole: You too Elijah. I'm amazed you have good prowess in computers.

Elijah Spuckler: Thank you.

Huffer: I hope you're aware of how bad porn is, especially in places for little kids!

Elijah Spuckler: Yes and I'm sorry.

Nicole: It's okay. Just don't do it again. Besides I can never bring myself to hurt a kid.

Nico: Good Nicole.

Me: By the way Cletus how would you like to work for the M.O.E. Much better money for you.

Cletus: Well okay then.

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RD Lisa: Excellent tracking skills, my Prime self

Lisa Loud: Thank you very much.

Me: Yeah that was well done.

We later went back home.

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Later we were watching TV

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than our favorite punching bags and gluttons for punishment, Marv and Harry A.K.A. The Wet Bandits, and they've come out of hiding and are out for revenge on Kevin and his family along with us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: So, you morons have made your move.

Lincoln sounded the alarm.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're in for one brutal fight: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than our favorite punching bags and gluttons for punishment, Marv and Harry A.K.A. The Wet Bandits, and they've come out of hiding and are out for revenge on Kevin and his family along with us.

Alinta Nephthys: So, the next two jerks are none other than The Wet Bandits, those jerks who stole over $500,000,000 from the cult, now I can transform and let those boobs have it.

Nico: That's right, you told us those boobs stole money from you guys and you swore to take them down.

Cage Blunt: I've heard of them, they're seriously the most incompetent home robbers in the city of Chicago, and they got beat by a little kid.

Lincoln: Along with me and my Guardian Angels who've had past dealings with those boobs, and we made them our favorite punching bags when we brought back the favorite of our past times: the humiliations. Now, we can capture them and send them back to Lynn's Table after Alinta transforms.

Me: Right. And we know where they're heading.

Lincoln: Kevin's house, I just alerted Kevin and the rest of the family of those boobs, and they have the whole place wired with traps.

Nico: Those boobs are in so much trouble now. Alright, team, let's get going and take those boobs down and make 'em scream like little girls.

Lincoln: We've already got a few gags ready for them.

Me: Okay.

We got ready and the previous group came

Trap Jaw: Can me, Beast Man, Unicorn, Hsi Wu, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Shendu, Captain Cold, Cantwell and Wiggum go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you can.

Qin: Yep.

Me: The Wet Bandits have made their move.

Camie: Yep.

RD Sam Sharp: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: MegaKabuterimon next.

Qin: Whoa!

Lola: Electric.

Nico: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figure were in the vision: the figure is none other than Suguru Geto, the main antagonist of the manga miniseries Jujutsu Kaisen, and he's coming here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to Suguru Geto, the main antagonist of the manga miniseries Jujutsu Kaisen, and he's coming here to destroy us.

Nicole: I knew we'd face him, he's a former Jujutsu Sorcerer and partner of Satoru Gojo. He began to develop a deep hatred for all non-sorcerers, planning to create a world consisting only of jujutsu sorcerers and curse users and he was the orchestrator of the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons, a jujutsu terrorist attack on the cities of Kyoto and Shinjuku.

Ariana Abner: There's absolutely no way I'm letting a piece of crap like him live any longer.

Lincoln: Same here, Ariana. Suguru is going to pay for his crimes against humanity.

Nico: And so much more. Alright, team, let's go, we got to take down our favorite punching bags and send them back to Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: But, not before Alinta and I show them the true meaning of the word pain, and once we get done pounding them, you're next, Suguru Geto.

Ariana Abner: Your crimes against humanity have gone unanswered for far too long, you will face eternal damnation for your crimes, Suguru, after we take care of one final piece of business The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys have with another of their old enemies.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us went out to Chicago to help Kevin and the rest of his family take down The Wet Bandits, and once we get done with them, Ariana Abner and Lincoln along with me and Nico are going to destroy Suguru Geto.

We were off to Chicago.

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CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

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We arrived.

Beast Man: Good old Chicago.

Nico: Yeah.

Megan: Memories.

Numbuh 274: What sould we do while waiting?

Me: Well there's...

Our stomachs growled.

Me: Oh man we're a little hungry.

Nico: I could go for a Chicago style pizza.

Shaggy: Like we know a great pizza place.

Me: Really Shaggy?

Shaggy: Like yeah. Follow us.

We arrived at Giovanni's Pizza.

We went in.

Me: Wow.

Unicorn: Nice pizza place.

Shaggy: Thanks.

We got our pizza and Shaggy and Scooby ordered us a REALLY MASSIVELY long pizza! It was a huge 10 foot wide and 60 foot long pizza.

Me: WHOA! What a pizza!

Shaggy: Like yeah and we ate this whole thing together.

Scooby Doo: Reah.

Sakura Knudson: Boy Shaggy I remember the last time you had a pizza this big and you called it the biggest pizza you and Scooby ever made.

Shaggy: Yeah those were good times.

Emma Gale: Boy that is cool guys.

Shaggy: Yeah.

We got to eating.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.

Nico: (eating) Really cheesy too.

Pain Yatta: Good thing there's no candy on this one

Me: Still good though.

Camie: Yeah.

We were eating and it was delicious.

We were really eating and after 20 minutes we finished the whole thing.

Me: Ahh.

Nico: That was delicious!

Hsi Wu: It was very tasty!

Nico: No kidding! (BURP) Oh pardon.

Shaggy: Like it sure was. Glad you all liked it.

Emma Gale: It was awesome. I'm stuffed.

Camie: Me too.

Varie: Yeah that was awesome.

Thetis: Glad you recommended this restaurant

Nico: Yeah.

Shaggy: Like we're glad.

Me: Yep. Check please.

We paid for the food and left a good tip.

We then went to Megan's old home.

Megan McCallister: The Wet Bandits are gonna be heading for our old home.

Killer Shrike: It's only fair that we head over there.

Me: Okay.

We were flying there

We arrived.

Roy Koopa: This must be it.

Me: Yep this is it.

Xenia: Wow.

Megan McCallister: Yep this is it. Our old home.

Mummy: This is a nice place

Me: Right you guys weren't around when we were here the first time.

Nico: That's right we were still battling the Legion Of Doom back then.

Xenia: Yeah.

Laney: I remember that.

Mummy: Yeah.

Megan McCallister: Let me show you guys around. I still got the key.

Megan got out the key and we saw that the house was for sale. We went up to the door and we went in and it was empty.

Me: Wow.

Megan McCallister: I know. This was our old house when we used to live here before we joined you all.

Nico: Wow.

Eli: Your old house is nice.

Qin: Yeah.

Fellbat: Where was your room?

Megan McCallister: Right up here.

We followed Megan and she showed us her room. It was a big room.

Megan McCallister: This was my room. It was teenage rathole in a way. Before the Wet Bandits came I was a teenage snob that mostly thought about older boys and all that. I didn't have time for family and all that.

Shendu: I guess that changed

Megan McCallister: Yeah after what happened with the Wet Bandits the first time and in New York City, I decided that things are more important than going on trips. Like family and being there for my brother. My brother was not being treated fairly among us so I decided from then on that I would always be there for him like a guardian.

Luna Loud: Just like me with Lincoln. You are I have so much in common dudette.

Nico: No doubt about it but good call there Megan.

Cornelia:I agree.

Kevin: Let me show you my room.

Me: Okay Kevin.

We went upstairs and saw that Kevin's room was in the attic.

Kevin: This is my old room.

Me: You lived up in the attic?

Kevin: Yeah I was pretty much isolated from everyone up here.

Me: It's really spacious though.

Kevin: Yeah it was home. And my old bed is still here too.

Me: Looks like no one has touched it in a while.

Lincoln: Yeah. But Kevin welcome to my world. When I met J.D. I showed him that I lived in a small linen closet,

Nico: Really?

Me: Yeah Lincoln first lived in a closet when I first met him. It was small to him but he said it was home and he wouldn't trade it for the world.

Nico: Wow.

Me: Yeah.

Qin: That is amazing.

Jean Bison: Well, the Wet Bandits are bound to show up any minute. Might as well set up some traps.

Fred Jones: Let me help. I AM a trap master, after all

Sakura Knudson: Can I help too? I learned a lot about traps when I was under Swartz.

Me: Go for it sis.

Fred Jone: Sure.

Kevin: Lets get them.

We went and set up NUMEROUS kinds of traps like the ones that Kevin used on them before.

We got all the traps set up.

Me: Okay traps are all set. But we're going to need an illusion to make it look like Kevin and his family moved back in.

Yakumo: Leave that to me.

Yakumo did just that.

Nico: Perfect. Our traps are all set.

Eli: Great. (Concentrates) I sense them. They are 750 yards away and closing.

Me: Right on time. Okay you Filthy Motherfucking Animals, Come and Get us!

I pulled out a 12 Gauge Shotgun.

Nico: This will be good

Captain Cold: We still need to wait a little longer

Me: Don't worry. They will come.

We heard a van pull up.

Me: Target sighted.

We hid and we waited.

Marv: Looks as good as it was earlier.

Harry: Yeah it does.

They went over to the door and then...

SLIP!

Harry and Marv: WHOA!

CRASH!

They slipped on some ice on the sidewalk.

Konan: Did you make that, Leonard?

Captain Cold: Yep.

Eli: Cool.

Me: Watch this one.

I used my powers and turned my hand into a red hot induction coil and put it on the doorknob and it glowed red hot and then Marv grabbed the Doorknob and then...

SIZZZLE!

Marv: (SCREAMS IN PAIN!)

He blew on it but it made it worse and then he stuck his hand into what he thought was snow but instead...

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He stuck it into a bucket of gasoline covered by a genjutsu and it exploded! BURNING HIM BADLY!

Cantwell: (laughs) Too bad I didn't bring popcorn!

Me: No but you got to admit that was awesome.

Nico: Yeah.

Kevin: Now Marv and Harry both have M burns on their hands.

Me: We both left our mark on them.

Nico: That was genius.

Eli: Harry's coming around to the back door.

Me: Allow me for that.

Nico: Okay.

I went over and he poked his head through the doggy door.

Me: Surprise!

BANG!

I blasted him in his head and blew him back out of it.

Nico: Nice one.

Me: They still have that curse on them.

Nico: Nice.

Me: Now for the main event.

Brad Morton: Entrance time!

We went at them.

Harry: (SCREAMS) I WILL KILL THOSE FUCKING KIDS!

Marv: What happened?

Harry: IT'S THAT GODDAMN TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

Marv: Where!?

Harry: They're inside the house you idiot!

Then the spirits of the house came and swirled around them and then they converged and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came!

Me: Hello idiots! Nice weather we're having, for your own buttkickings!

Wiggum: You two are in big trouble!

Harry: Bad enough you idiots busted us all those years ago. Now you had the nerve to off that Xehanort guy?!

Me: Xehanort was a much bigger threat to everyone all over the entire universe.

Nico: That's right you Dinguses! And besides we needed to get him out of the way before we have some fun.

Marv: What kind of fun?

Harry: SHUT UP MARV!

Me: Fun thrashing you! What else?

I snapped my fingers and then tools rained down from the sky and crashed onto them!

SMASH!

Nico: OUCH!

They got up

Marv: That whole Powerful Force in the Universe thing doesn't really work when everyone knows that you guys completed your main mission, does it?!

Eddy: Worked fine getting the drop on you two boobs, didn't it?

Me: Yeah you morons! There are still other evils out there that are just as dangerous.

Marv: Oh.

I pointed up and then Marv and Harry screamed and HUGE BUCKETS OF WOOD STAIN FELL ONTO THEM!

Nico: Nice one!

Lana and Lola were on a huge teeter totter and they catapulted stain into the air onto them.

Harry: Face the facts, morons. After this year's over, Team Loud Phoenix Storm is dead in the water!

Marv: Gonna have to find a new name now, little buddies. (laughs) How about Team Loud Chicken Storm?!

Ed: Chicken!

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Me: Hmm. Empty words chicken shit.

Nico: The world will always need us so like it or not we're here to stay.

Me: Here's a name for you two. Florrence Fuckindale and Dr. Joseph Twerpinston!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

THEY WERE PISSED OFF AT THAT REMARK!

Me: And another thing? Your mother was born in a whorehouse!

Ginger: How about I show you chicken power instead?!

She fired energy blasts and eggs and blasted them all over!

Carrie White: And here's one for you!

She dumped a huge amount of pig blood on them!

SPLASH!

Nico: OH YUCK!

Me: Top this! Lunch time wolves! (HOWLS)

Out came NUMEROUS WOLVES! And they jumped and mauled the wet bandits! Marv screamed like a little girl!

Peter Pan: We'll show you who's chicken! Watch this!

We got out an egg bazooka and fired it at them!

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

Peter Pan clucked and crowed!

Nico: Let the mascots have a shot

Me: Okay.

Poromon: Take this!

Poromon gave them atomic wedgies! Then Poliwag drenched them in liquified garbage slop!

Rainbow Dash: Take this!

She threw garbage pile pies and splattered them in their faces!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Horsea: Me next! Me next!

She dumped buckets of rotten vomit on them!

Qin: OH SICK!

Xenia: YUCK!

Manaphy: Take this!

SHE SPRAYED THEM ALL OVER WITH RAW SEWAGE!

Me: Nice one!

Poliwag: Watch this!

She DUMPED CHUM ON THEM!

Nico: Chum!? (VOMITS)

Me: Uh oh! Now every time Nico sees or hears chum he throws up like me!

Nico: AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT J.D.!

Me: I said sorry!

Maria: We'll fix that later!

We fired energy blasts and smashed them.

Tentacool: Take this!

Tentacool fired rotten tomato bombs!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Jirachi: My turn!

He fired watermelons and bashed their teeth out and splattered their faces in with it.

KRASPLAT KRASPLAT KRASPLAT KRASPLAT!

Nico: Take that!

Mevya: Let me try!

Mevya fired stinkbombs and they hit them and exploded!

LOUD FARTS!

Qin: OH MAN!

Me: Nice one!

Then Amora the Enchantress, Ice Demon, Six Gum Gang, Mr. Fizz, SkullMeramon, Felix Faust, BlackWarGreymon, Seadramon, General Schwarz and Gameface came.

Nico: Amora the Enchantress, Ice Demon, Six Gum Gang, Mr. Fizz, SkullMeramon, Felix Faust, BlackWarGreymon, Seadramon, General Schwarz and Gameface.

Hoppip: Take this!

Hoppip fired ROTTEN CHEESE WHEELS AND BLASTED THEM BOTH!

Xenia: Yeah!

Amora: Wow! Nice shot!

Ice Demon: Yeah!

Ice Demon: That was a good ice shot, Leonard!

Captain Cold: Thanks!

Dixie: The rest of the pranks were just as funny.

Goof: They sure were.

Wilbur: You said it!

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah those were fun.

Seadramon: (to Poromon) Sorry you saw porn in your kindergarten class.

Poromon: No we weren't even looking at it. But yeah

Mr. Fizz: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Platypus Brothers.

Nico: We sure did.

Amora: (to Sakura) I hope you take care of that Spectrier.

Sakura Avalon: I will.

?: That's cool.

A figure came and it was STEAMLOID from the Go-Busters movie Protect The Tokyo Enetower!

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Steamloid was created when Enter infected a factory pipe with the "rust" MetaVirus to prevent the Go-Busters from releasing their Buster Vehicles or MegaZords, while he reworked Tokyo Enetower to Vaglass' diabolical plans. This Metaloid had the ability to convert water into a unique steam that can rust the special alloy the Buddy Roids and MegaZords use to the point of rendering them unworkable. He went to Tokyo park with some Buglars to gain water to produce this steam only for Hiromu to arrive on Cheeda Nick and blast him with his Ichigan Buster. The other Go-Busters then arrived and transformed so Steamloid sent his Buglars in. Mid-battle, he cornered Nick, Gorisaki, and Usada (who accompanied their partners to battle) and used his mist to cripplingly rust them before retreating. Later, whilst Enter hacked into the Tokyo Enetron tower, Steamloid got more water and told Enter that this much effort was a waste for one tower but Enter reminded him that his job was to distract the.

To Enter's surprise, the Go-Busters used their new ally FS-0O to get past the steam by going underwater but Enter summoned an army of Buglars designed to slow them down so much that the transfer would be complete by the time they'd even reach Steamloid. Whilst the other Go-Busters fought the Buglars, Red Buster fought Steamloid and used his super speed as an advantage but was soon smacked down. However, before he could be hit by the steam, Hiromu damaged him by clogging his pipes with stones although the monster was still strong enough to overpower all three Go-Busters. Before he could finish them though, FS-00 appeared and took him down with it's missiles at which point the Go-Busters re-transformed and proved immune to the Buglar's firepower. However, with his pipes destroyed, his produced steam diluted enough for Enter to transport four blank slate Vaglass MegaZords to drain the rest of the Enetron. With the Buglars taking the brunt of the attack, the Steamloid retreated up the Tower only to be cornered by the Go-Busters. Hiromu then kicked him through a wall whilst Yoko and Ryuji held him in place and the trio destroyed him on his way down with their Ichigan Busters. Steamloid didn't even have the chance to hit the ground before his death, being obliterated in mid-air by the supercharged shots hitting him.

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Eli: Steamloid! I remember you! You were going to try and destroy the Tokyo Energy Tower.

Steamloid: That's right Eli. Good memory.

Eli: Yep.

Steamloid: Too bad I wasn't adapted in America.

Devon: It would've been nice to get a New Zord

Me: That would have been so cool!

Qin: Yeah!

Xenia: It sure would.

Nico: Lets get it on!

Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?

We got the battles underway!

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Sakura Avalon, Astro Man, Buster Bunny, Anna Hotteling, Zixx, Carrot, Vambre, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Amora, Choushinseiki, Evil Drill Man, Piranha Jones, Chicken Ball Z Mandy, Demon Beatrice, and Chunky Chicken - Nico's rescue was Us battling The Platypus Brothers with crazy pranks and Jack O Lantern was LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY till the Anothers battle began!

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Amora the Enchantress was first

Amora (to Sakura): Nico's rescue was battling The Platypus Brothers with crazy pranks. (laughs) Jack O Lantern was LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY till the Anothers battle began!

Sakura Avalon: Yeah he was laughing so hard that he couldn't control himself.

Astro Man: The pumpkins the brothers brought back were laughing hysterically too and they exploded and went back to the afterlife.

Buster Bunny: It was funny!

Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure was.

Starshine Sparkle: We haven't seen Jack or anyone laugh that hard before.

Spyro: Boy no kidding.

Amora: Yeah that is funny! Lets do it!

Sakura turned into an Anodite form named Manas!

Sakura Avalon: MANAS!

She used the core medals for Amora, Lego Amora and Yost Amora and they fired waves of magic and smashed them down.

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Thetis, Cold Man, Britney Crosby, Eiji, Mindy, Jake, Layla Heartfilia, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, RD Sam Sharp and Sirens (Samurai Jack) VS The Ice Demon, Bakuryuuki, Coldsnap, Jasdevi, Red Dark Magician, Angry Archer, and Evil Magic Man - We battled Jack O Lantern, April Fool, Beer Fairy & Her Poromon, FLAMETHROWER FLATULENCE, Squidward Primed to Explode and Dan Backslide who are the gene-slammers of Water, Air, Earth, Fire, Lightning, Brushfire, Wildfire, Dust, Fusion, Roil, Torrent, Sulfur, Crater, Cinder, Scoria, Firefiend, Wolfbriar, Ivy, Lava, Tempest and Storm Elementals in Magic The Gathering and they are gonna be in one person as well as the gene-slammers of MegaDarknessBagramon, Shademon and Luminamon as well as the embodiment of the Crow Dopant. (PANTING) Someone get me some water

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Ice Demon was next.

Ice Demon (to Thetis): We battled Jack O Lantern, April Fool, Beer Fairy & Her Poromon, FLAMETHROWER FLATULENCE, Squidward Primed to Explode and Dan Backslide who are the gene-slammers of Water, Air, Earth, Fire, Lightning, Brushfire, Wildfire, Dust, Fusion, Roil, Torrent, Sulfur, Crater, Cinder, Scoria, Firefiend, Wolfbriar, Ivy, Lava, Tempest and Storm Elementals in Magic The Gathering and they are gonna be in one person as well as the gene-slammers of MegaDarknessBagramon, Shademon and Luminamon as well as the embodiment of the Crow Dopant. (PANTING) Someone get me some water

Maria gave him some.

Ice Demon: Thanks Maria.

He drank it down.

Ice Demon: Ahh. Needed that.

Thetis: Yeah that was a lot of Elementals for one person.

Cold Man: And we were shocked that there REALLY Was a gene-slammer of MegaDarknessBagramon and that was cool.

Britney Crosby: It sure was awesome.

Rarity: It sure was darlings.

Sweetie Belle: I agree there too.

Gill Grunt: Yeah that was awesome.

Ice Demon: That is amazing! Lets do it!

Thetis turned into ULTIMATE THETIS And used the powers of Overflow!

Thetis: OVERFLOW!

She used the Core Medals for Ice Demon, Snow Ghost and Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt and they fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed them down.

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Right Suzuki (ToQger), Clown Man, Fright Rider, Cleo Ulysses, Humphrey and Kate, Patrick Smash, Lucky Seven Sampson, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang, Resshaki, GoGoki, Siren Sara, Princess Ophiuchus, Ripper Roo, Evil Talking Cake, and Momakase - Lincoln's rescue was in Barovia, one of the Domains of Dread in the Plane of Shadow in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, and he went there to destroy Count Strahd von Zarovich, the powerful Vampire Lord of Barovia

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The Six Gum Gang was next.

Runt (to Right): We heard Lincoln's rescue was in Barovia, one of the Domains of Dread in the Plane of Shadow in the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

Lunk: He went there to destroy Count Strahd von Zarovich, the powerful Vampire Lord of Barovia

Right: Yeah that was really cool.

Clown Man: It sure was.

Fright Rider: Yeah that was amazing.

Pinkie Pie: It was amazing!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure was.

Featherweight: I agree there too.

Sprocket: Yeah that is for sure.

Goof: Yeah that for sure.

Dixie: I'll say.

Wilbur: Yeah.

Runt: No kidding. Lets do it!

Right turned into BOB THE BLOB!

Right: BOB THE BLOB!

He used the the core medals for Six Gum Gang, P.T.O.O.E.Y., and Proper Patrol and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and slime and smashed them down.

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Gwen Tennyson, Magic Man, Bulma, Shannon Littlefield, Nefertimon, Paildramon, Shakkoumon, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz, Time Man, Ed Bighead, Creepy Heap From The Deep, Spike (Tex Avery), Wolf Dogcatcher, and Golem (Courage The Cowardly Dog) - Luncheon Kingdom for Round 1 and Mary Knudson loved that one

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Mr. Fizz was next.

Mr. Fizz (to Gwen): Luncheon Kingdom for Round 1. (laughs): I bet Mary Knudson loved that one

Gwen: Oh she did and it was really awesome for her as a chef.

Magic Man: They battled Spewart of the Broodals for another round for Round 1 and it was awesome.

Bulma: They sure showed him.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it sure was.

Cozy Glow: You should have seen what that place was like.

Hex: The ocean was nothing but scalding hot soup and the village was amazing to see.

Mr. Fizz: That is cool! Lets do it!

Gwen turned into Heatblast!

Gwen: HEATBLAST!

She used the Core Medals for Mr. Fizz, Big Brother and Common Cold and they fired waves of energy, fire, bones, blood, skulls, ghosts, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.

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Mizore Shirayuki, Sword Man, Shazam, Andrea San Juan, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Monet, Fluttershy, Lilja, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon, Denshiki, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, McWolf (Tom & Jerry Kids), Pineoctopus, Red Claw, and Mzingo's Parliament - The mascots had a great time at Preschool UNTIL IT WAS RUINED BY A CYBERHACKER USING PORN!

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SkullMeramon was next.

SkullMeramon (to Mizore): The mascots had a great time at Preschool. UNTIL IT WAS RUINED BY A CYBERHACKER USING PORN!

Mizore: Yeah no kidding! That was crazy to see!

Sword Man: That is something Quagmire would have done but he didn't have computer expertise.

Shazam: We traced it to the Spuckler house outside the Springfield Radioactive Crater.

Denshiki: So the Spuckler Family is still alive. I thought you all got rid of them too for their hand in the corruption that lead to Springfield's destruction!

Shazam: That's what everyone else thought too. But They decided to live alone.

Fluttershy: Nico said that the aren't really bad people.

Lilja: Yeah that is true.

Tornado Bolt: The Spucklers are what we call silly idiots and they are not really evil.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) What they do is funny.

Stealth Elf: Yeah.

SkullMeramon: That is true. Lets do it!

Mizore turned into Arctiguana!

Mizore: ARCTIGUANA!

She used the Core Medals for SkullMeramon, Gesomon and Apemon and they fired waves of ice, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and wood and smashed them down.

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Ingrid Third, Grenade Man, Jinx, Cody, Talia Al Ghul, Black Cat, Kaya (One Piece), Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Ludwig Koopa and Roy Koopa VS Felix Faust, Tokusouki, Ozzie Ostritch, Queen Bee Deadman, Universe 666 Swartz, Mr. Mascot, and Universe 666 Cronus - So the Spuckler Family is still alive!

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Felix Faust was next.

Felix Faust (to Ingrid): So the Spuckler Family is still alive! They're honestly not that bad

Ingrid: No they aren't and Lisa said that she and her family helped them many times before and also Bart has Mary Spuckler in his harem.

Grenade Man: That's true but MAN you should see how many kids they have.

Jinx: Yeah that is a lot of kids.

Sunset Shimmer: I agree there.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) You should see how many of them there are.

Sunburn: Yeah that is amazing.

Felix Faust: That is amazing! Lets do it!

Ingrid turned into Shadowman!

Ingrid: SHADOWMAN!

She used the Core Medals for Felix Faust, Hex and 2016 Charmcaster and they fired waves of magic and fire and darkness and smashed them down.

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Nikiya, Turbo Man, Axel Manning, Marron, Hinatsuru, Suma, Makio, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Fellbat and G1 Iron Bison vs BlackWarGreymon, Choujuuki, Heatstroke, Sagat, Uvula the Sea Hag, Miriam, and Billy and Mandy Blue Fairy - The Wet Bandits have made their move

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BlackWarGreymon was next.

BlackWarGreymon (to Nikiya): The Wet Bandits have made their move. Too bad they waited until after Xehanort bit the dust

Nikiya: Yeah what a waste on that.

Turbo Man: But it is so funny that we're doing all this to them.

Axel Manning: Yeah it sure is.

Applejack: We're all getting a good laugh out of it.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure is funny.

Flashwing: Yeah it sure is.

BlackWarGreymon: I agree. Lets do it!

Nikiya turned into FOURARMS!

Nikiya: FOURARMS!

She used the Core Medals for BlackWarGreymon, Okuwamon and Blossommon and they fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.

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Poromon, Burner Man, Caren, Poliwag, Shinichi Saruhara, Beros, Alessa Garcia, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Dimitri LouSteau, and Jean Bison VS Seadramon, Hyakujuki, Big Lenny, Gazimon, Victor (Spongebob), Earth Kang, and Universe 666 Salem - The Wet Bandits are getting hit with CRAZY PRANKS!

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Seadramon was next.

Seadramon (to Poromon): The Wet Bandits are getting hit with CRAZY PRANKS! I hope you participated.

Poromon: Oh I did. I gave the two atomic wedgies and more. I even gave them rotten egg slop baths.

Burner Man: (LAUGHS) That was so funny!

Caren: Yeah it was!

Poliwag: I gave them chum baths and it was awesome!

Rainbow Dash: I made them eat garbage pile pies.

Scootaloo: Yeah that was funny.

Whirlwind: It sure was!

Seadramon: (LAUGHS) They sure were funny! Good pranks guys. Lets do it!

Poromon turned into OMNIVORACIOUS!

Poromon: OMNIVORACIOUS!

He used the Core Medals for Seadramon, Kuwagamon and Shellmon and they fired waves of wind, lightning and energy and rainbows and smashed them down.

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Ink Rose, Frost Man, Suno, Yusuke Godai, Chomper, Jain - Lightsworn Paladin, Celestia - Lightsworn Angel, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz, Jakki, Evil Pharaoh Man, Helmut, Evil Stone Man, Dr. Neugog, and Evil Sun - Those Wet Bandits just won't learn!

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General Schwarz was next.

General Schwarz (to Ink Rose): Those Wet Bandits just won't learn! At least it's not Christmas now

Ink Rose: No thank goodness and this time they don't have Xehanort to help them anymore.

Frost Man: But Megan and Kevin are REALLY letting them have it too.

Marv: (SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL OFFSCREEN)

THEY LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Suno: (LAUGHS) That is so funny how Marv screams like a little girl!

Princess Luna: It sure is funny!

Moondust: Yeah and they got dumped on by birdseed and are being nibbled on by Pigeons.

Snowdrop: That is funny!

Gari: I agree there!

Blackout: That always cracks me up!

General Schwarz: Yeah it sure does! Lets do it!

Ink Rose turned into Ultimate Ink Rose and used the power of Shadowman!

Ink Rose: SHADOWMAN!

She used the core medals for General Schwarz, Soap Shadow and Madame Noir and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down

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Margo, Time Man, Arrowette, Charlotte Hazelrink, Vivi Nefertari, Marle, Orta, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Rotwood, and Brad Morton VS Gameface, Sekaiki, Evil Desert Man, Vapor, Pirate Queen, Sumo Wrestler Army, and Bulldozer - The Wet Bandits will never mess with us or Kevin's family again!

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Gameface was next.

Gameface (to Margo): The Wet Bandits will never mess with us or Kevin's family again! It's game over for them!

Margo: Yeah that is for sure!

Time Man: They are getting humiliated big time right now.

Arrowette: I agree there and it's funny.

Princess Celestia: I agree there too but seeing all those pranks on them is funny!

King Solar: I agree there too.

Solar Eclipsa: It sure is awesome.

LOUD FART!

BILLY FARTED IN HARRY'S FACE OFFSCREEN!

Amber Morning: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Spotlight: Yeah that was!

Gameface: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was awesome! Lets do it!

Margo turned into Ultimate Margo and used the power of XLR8!

Margo: XLR8!

ZOOM!

She ran fast and used the core medals for Gameface, Soap Shadow and Electropede and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.

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Beast Morphers Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Fourze Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Steamloid (Go-Busters)

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Steamloid was next.

Steamloid: You guys REALLY put the hurt on those dorks.

Nico: We sure did!

May: It sure was funny!

Steamloid: I'll say! Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of The Wet Bandits, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on those boobs.

Nico teleported back with them.

Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!

Fourze Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Beast Morpher Rangers: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: BEAST X BLASTERS!

They summoned their blasters and they fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then he fell to the ground and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Steamloid you have failed this city!

Devon: Virus Eliminated!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.

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We regrouped.

Me: Time for some more buttkicking!

Caleb Maxwell: I've had it up to hear with you bastards.

Nico: Uh oh.

Qin: EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE'S GONNA START TEARING AT THE MORONS WITH HIS VENOM-FILLED MOUTH!

EVERYONE RAN FOR COVER, AND THEN, THE HUMILIATION BEGINS!

Caleb Maxwell: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, NOT ONLY ARE YOU TWO BOOBS CONTINUING TO CAUSE NOTHING BUT GODFORSAKEN HAVOC, BUT TO ALSO FIND OUT THAT YOU TWO HAVE ALSO THROWN IN YOUR LOT WITH XEHANORT IN ONE LAST ATTEMPT TO GET REVENGE ON US FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT! I SHOULD TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB AND FEED YOU TO THE VULTURES!

WHOA! CRUEL! THAT ALSO MADE MARV SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

Caleb Maxwell: YOU TWO ARE ABSOLUTE PILES OF GARBAGE WHOSE ONLY WAY OF MAKING A LIVING IS ROBBING HOMES BLIND WITH NO ONE HOME, ONLY TO BE BEATEN BY A KID FROM CHICAGO AND A KID WITH GUARDIAN ANGELS FROM MICHIGAN! YOU ARE BOTH ABSOLUTE GUTTER TRASH!

WE GASPED IN HORROR, AND MANY OF US DID TONS OF WILD TAKES!

Me: OH MY GOD!

Nico: HOLY SHIT! I WOULD'VE EXPECTED THAT FROM SEBASTIAN, BUT FROM CALEB, DAMN!

Nicole: NOW, THAT WAS JUST CRUEL!

Caleb Maxwell: I'VE DEALT WITH THIEVES AND ROBBERS WHO ARE WELL-KNOWN PROFESSIONALS AND THEY ACTUALLY GIVE THE COPS AND I A CHALLENGE, YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF TWO-BIT SORRY EXCUSES FOR ROBBERS AND THIEVES!

Me: DAMN!

Cage Blunt: Even I didn't expect that.

Lori: This is literally gross, he's spewing all their dirty secrets for all to hear!

Lincoln: Should we stop Caleb?

Me: In a minute, he's about to do the grand finale.

Caleb Maxwell: YOU ARE BOTH ABSOLUTELY THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, YOU'RE PILES OF TRASH WHO KNOW NOTHING ELSE BUT TO ROB HOUSES BLIND AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF TRYING TO FIND A JOB! YOUR MOTHERS ARE A PACK OF POLAR BEARS, YOUR FATHERS ARE A PACK OF FIGURE SKATERS WHO STINK LIKE THE SUBWAYS OF NEW YORK CITY!

CALEB MAXWELL FIRED BLASTS OF DARKNESS AND DARK FIRE AT MARV AND HARRY WHO SCREAMED LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND THEY GOT BURNED BADLY AND MASSIVE TONS OF GOLD, GEMS, JEWELRY, AND OTHER CURRENCIES EXPLODED OUT OF THEM, THANKS TO LINCOLN'S GESSIUS FLORES VENGEANCE CURSE STILL ON THEM!

Marv and Harry: Ouch.

They shook off the soot, but now, they were pissed!

Marv: I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID JERKS!

Harry: WE AIN'T LETTING YOU WIN AGAINST US AGAIN!

BUT, WE SAW A SMIRK ON ALINTA NEPHTHYS' FACE FORM AS SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY A CRIMSON RED AND YELLOW ENERGY AURA WITH STARS, FIRE, FLAMES, PHOENIXES, AND ANGELS!

Alinta Nephthys: (Smirks) And there it is: your final words, and now, you're about to receive your rightful sentence, and that is HARD CORE DISCIPLINE, BITCHES!

Suddenly, Alinta Nephthys was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and Defender of Nephthys flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on its stomach and red eyes glaring at The Wet Bandits: the red eyes of eternal judgement.

Nico: WHAT THE?!

Me: SHE MEANT IT, RIGHT?!

Lincoln: SHE DID! SHE REALLY DID! NOW, IT'S HIGH-TIME THOSE TWO GOT THE THRASHING THEY'VE BEEN ASKING FOR!

Then, as the vortex faded, Alinta Nephthys emerged, but she was changed forever, and now, the flames of judgement are about to burn The Wet Bandits.

(CODA BY HANS ZIMMER PLAYS AT 3:25 TO 4:24)

Alinta Nephthys grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large crimson red and yellow planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair with yellow streaks and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the Sigil of Nephthys and the Defender of Nephthys emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Defender of Nephthys and a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and crimson red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Alinta Nephthys has on a crimson red short-sleeved blouse, crimson red frilly shirt, crimson red skirt with the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on it and the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys on her right arm was glowing, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys and Defender of Nephthys, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Alinta Nephthys felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive fire angel wings with red tips on the large feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized fire angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive fire angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Alinta Nephthys has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and white fingerless bridal gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Alinta Nephthys' massive fire greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Alinta Nephthys' Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Sacred Nephthys Defender Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Sacred Nephthys Defender Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and Defender of Nephthys and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Alinta Nephthys has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the symbol of The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys and Defender of Nephthys, a phoenix, and angel that said, "Alinta Nephthys, Gene-Slammer of Defender of Nephthys, Warrior of The Sacred Order of The Flames of the Phoenix of Nephthys, Powerful Master of Fire and The Sword, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Billy McLean, Archenemy of Master Xandred of Drakus' World, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Flames, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Defender of Nephthys"

アリンタ・ネフティス、ネフティスの守護者のジーン・スラマー、ネフティスの不死鳥の炎の神聖教団の戦士、火と剣の強力なマスター、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使、そして未来の妻リンカーン・ラウド、ビリー・マクリーンの軽蔑者であり破壊者、ドラクスの世界のマスター・ザンドレッドの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使、そして宇宙への希望の灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真不滅の英雄、そして火、炎、星、フェニックス、天使、ネフティスの守護者

Alinta Nephthys has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEFENDER OF NEPHTHYS-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SACRED PHOENIX FLAME FIRESTORM NEPHTHYS PHOENIX DEFENDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SACRED PHOENIX FLAME FIRESTORM NEPHTHYS PHOENIX DEFENDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY SACRED PHOENIX FLAME FIRESTORM NEPHTHYS PHOENIX DEFENDER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Alinta Nephthys' Super Angel-Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Wet Bandits saw it, they tried to run like chickens, but Alinta Nephthys fired a massive barrage of crimson red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Wet Bandits and sent them flying into a wall, they got back up, but they eventually decided to switch to trying to get revenge on us.

Alinta Nephthys: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Sacred Phoenix Flame Firestorm Nephthys Phoenix Defender Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Sacred Phoenix Flame Firestorm Nephthys Phoenix Defender Phoenix God Angel Love) There's nowhere for you two to run, now it's high time for you two to face your punishment.

Lincoln: That's right, Alinta, those two have robbed their last house.

Savannah Nephthys: And we're getting our money back that you stole from us, you pigs!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Alinta Nephthys.

Then, Savanna Nephthys, Adara Nephthys, Aithne Nephthys, Anala Nephthys, Calida Nephthys, and Enya Nephthys transformed and joined Lincoln and Alinta Nephthys, same went with Aalish Nephthys.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You two should've stayed hidden, but being the fact that you two have the brains of a fruit fly, you don't think anything through, but either way, we're taking you two down.

Lincoln, Savannah Nephthys, Adara Nephthys, Aithne Nephthys, Alinta Nephthys, Anala Nephthys, Calida Nephthys, Aalish Nephthys, and Enya Nephthys: Prepare yourself, Marv and Harry, The Sacred Order of The Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys are coming for you!

Suddenly, a huge phoenix of pure fire flew high above the Earth as a huge ball of fire and it is a signal that The Fire of the Sacred Phoenix is coming: to take Flip's life, and the bravery and determination of Lincoln and The Sacred Order of the Flames of The Phoenix of Nephthys caused The Wet Bandits to let out a war cry and charge at them and us: big mistake, dopes.

Lincoln, Savannah Nephthys, Adara Nephthys, Aithne Nephthys, Alinta Nephthys, Anala Nephthys, Calida Nephthys, Aalish Nephthys, and Enya Nephthys went after The Wet Bandits, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange, red, and yellow energy, crimson red and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Wet Bandits, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, they attacked them with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated dragon claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and Savannah Nephthys, Adara Nephthys, Aithne Nephthys, Alinta Nephthys, Anala Nephthys, Calida Nephthys, Aalish Nephthys, and Enya Nephthys also did the same by firing orange, red, and yellow energy slashes from their massive greatswords and gold-plated dragon claws, and he, Savannah Nephthys, Adara Nephthys, Aithne Nephthys, Alinta Nephthys, Anala Nephthys, Calida Nephthys, Aalish Nephthys, and Enya Nephthys attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving The Wet Bandits really mad, and they gave us The Stink Eye!

Nico: OH! OH! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE US THE STINK EYE!

Me: THEY JUST DID! OH! IT'S ON NOW!

WE ALSO JOINED IN AND PILED ON AND WE VICIOUSLY PULVERIZED AND MONGRELIZED THOSE TWO BOOBS AND I LET OUT A LOUD BELLOWING ROAR AND POUNDED MY CHEST LIKE A GORILLA AND THAT CAUSED THOSE TWO BOOBS TO SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AGAIN AND TRIED TO RUN ONLY FOR LINCOLN TO USE HIS ELEVEN MASSIVE AND LONG WHITE WOLF TAILS TO TRIP THEM!

Hunter: (German Accent) This is for all of the times you two have tried to rob Kevin and his family in the past.

Hunter threw a stink bomb and it exploded and they were covered in stink lines! PU!

Ed: WHO STEPPED ON A DUCK?!

Me and Nico: They did!

Jake: Tme to make you guys green around the gills!

Tsukasa: Possibly by making you vomit.

Kamen Ride: Forever Green!

Tsukasa turned into the green rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Green Rangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!

They turned into the Green rangers of Mighty Morphin, Zeo, Turbo, Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue and Time Force!

Nico: It's BUTTKICKING TIME!

We went at them and smashed and bashed and pulverized them all over.

Megan, Karla, Lockdown and Huffer used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Megan and Karla's powers and Lockdown and Huffer's weapons 100-fold.

Megan McCallister and Huffer: STAR LASER BLAST!

Lockdown and Karla Grimm: SUPER LASER BLAST!

Sydney of the UA World and Trap Jaw: WATER TRAP BLAST!

Nanette of MHA and Beast Man: LIGHTNING BEAST BLAST!

Sheila of Lupin III and Unicorn: FIRE UNICORN BLAST!

Georgina of the Rescue Bots and Hsi Wu: EARTH SKY BLAST!

Rice of Eon Kid and Killer Shrike: STAR CRAB BLAST!

Maxxine of Zi-O and Mummy: TIME MUMMY BURST!

Kendra of Charlie Brown and Shendu: FIRE EARTH BLAST!

Qin of Motorcity and Captain Cold: ICE KOMODO BLAST!

Lisa Simpson of Springfield and Cantwell: HINDU CHAKRA BURST!

Homer Simpson of Donuts and Wiggum: DONUT GURU BLAST!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., TransMechanoid, Tex Gravity, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!

They fired waves of energy and blasted the.

Pinkie Pie, Megan, Kevin and me: LAUGHING PRANKS BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to end your home robbery spree for good and send you two back to Lynn's Table. PRANK ELEMENT STYLE: IRON BOARD DROP!

Lincoln dropped hot irons on their faces! OUCH!

Jessica Shannon: PRANK STING STYLE: BEE BUSH!

She covered the Wet Bandits' crotches with honey which attracted bees and they got stung and Marv screamed like a little girl again!

Peni Parker: PRANK WEB STYLE: WEB WEDGIE!

Peni fired webs that latched onto their underwear and she pulled hard and gave them a really brutal wedgie.

Jessica Kaios: PRANK FIRE STYLE: BURNING HEADS!

Jessica Kaios fired blasts of fire at their heads and set them on fire!

Yuna Kamihara: PRANK WATER STYLE: SLIME SLIP!

Yuna Kamihara fired slime at the floor which made The Wet Bandits slide all the way to a cabinet full of paint cans.

Marv and Harry: UH OH!

CRASH!

They were covered in paint!

Marv and Harry: BLECH! (SPITS)

Toph: PRANK EARTH STYLE: CONCRETE DROP! Hey, Marv, look up!

He did so and saw it. Uh oh.

Suddenly, Toph dropped concrete on them and they got bruised badly!

Marv: I'M GONNA KILL YOU JERKS!

Makoto Nanaya: Oh, shut up! PRANK WIND STYLE: SPINNING WIND!

Makoto Nanaya fired blasts of wind, and made those two boobs spin around like crazy!

Sari Sumdac: PRANK LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO SINK!

Sari Sumdac had those two boobs' hands on a sink that she hooked to a generator, and as soon as she hit the switch, they got electrocuted so bad, we saw their skeletons!

Fuu (Samurai Champloo): PRANK NATURE STYLE: DURIAN STINK BLAST!

Fuu fired a Durian Bomb at The Wet Bandits, and it exploded and they stunk bad!

Frosta: PRANK ICE STYLE: FREEZING BIKINIS!

Frosta fired blasts of ice, and The Wet Bandits found themselves in bikinis made of ice, and they were freezing.

Entrapta: PRANK LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER LOBSTERS IN YOUR PANTS!

Entrapta made lobsters made of lightning and shoved them down The Wet Bandits' pants and with every time they got pinched, they got electrocuted.

Jinx (League of Legends): PRANK EXPLOSIVE STYLE: EXPLODING CIGARETTES!

She shoved cigarettes into their mouths, and she lit them and ran, and then...!

KABOOM! THEY EXPLODED!

Rottytops: PRANK MAGIC STYLE: ACNE MISHAPS!

She fired waves of magic at The Wet Bandits and made acne appear on The Wet Bandits' faces!

Wet Bandits: AAAAAHHHH! WE'RE HIDEOUS!

Rottytops: Hi, Hideous 1 and 2, nice to meet you, I'm Rottytops.

Risky Boots: PRANK BLADE STYLE: ARROW TO THE KNEES!

She fired arrows that it The Wet Bandits right in the knees and that hurt like Hell!

Fluttershy: PRANK NATURE STYLE: BIRD MAYHEM!

Fluttershy covered The Wet Bandits with honey then birdseed and summoned birds to peck on them and that made Marv scream like a little girl again.

Chronoa: PRANK TIME STYLE: YO MAMA INSULT MAYHEM!

Chronoa insulted The Wet Bandits, and did she let them have it: yo mama so ugly when she entered a contest of ugliness the judges said "sorry no professionals" yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven. yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew which is a soda. yo mama so fat that the sorting hat sorted her to ihop. yo mama so hot that mexicans use her as a spice. yo mama so hot that the simpsons simp for her. yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with dr. pepper which is a soda. yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills. yo mama so ugly when she looked out her window she got arrested for mooning. yo mama so fat when she made a playstation account the entire network crashed.

Lincoln and his harem: PRANK FINAL SMASH: PRANK MANIA!

Lincoln and his harem fired chocolate, caramel, peanut butter and various candies at them which got licked all over by kids. They, then covered The Wet Bandits with various gravies which then got licked by Ed. They then made The Wet Bandits do disco dancing in their underwear while being recorded, and they finished off by taking turns slapping, head bonking and eye poking The Wet Bandits, and they immediately went bonkers: the humiliating pranks were too much for them to take, and they lost their minds!

They screamed and ran to Sheila and Tom waiting for them outside!

Marv: We can't stand it anymore! Take us back! Take us back!

Harry: Don't leave us with those psycho kids!

MARV AND HARRY STARTED CRYING HYSTERICALLY LIKE BABIES AND THEY GOT HANDCUFFED AND SENT BACK TO LYNN'S TABLE!

Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Alinta Nephthys' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large crimson red and yellow planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive fire angel wings and medium sized fire angel wings underneath are permanent.

And we were still laughing our butts off because of what Lincoln and his harem just did to those boobs!

Nico: Lincoln, not gonna lie, but those pranks you all pulled on them was genius!

Me: They had it coming!

Lincoln: And the thrashing we gave them also got back the money they stole from the cult all those years ago and even more. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Suguru Geto.

?: I hope you've enjoyed that battle, for soon it will be your last.

Suddenly, the fifteen large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our large gold halos with four orbiting large gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from blasts of energy and the barrier really stood strong against them and we absorbed the massive blasts of energy and they made us even stronger.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent of blood) There's no mistaking the energy signal and the scent of blood from anywhere, come out now, Suguru Geto, or we will force you out.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Suguru Geto, the former Jujutsu Sorcerer turned worst curse user.

Lincoln: Suguru Geto.

Ariana Abner: The worst curse user and bane of the Jujutsu Sorcerers and humanity. Now, it's high-time we make you pay for everything you've done.

Suddenly, Ariana Abner's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a white and light blue energy aura with stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Suguru Geto, she left white and light blue energy, stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Ariana Abner: Your crimes have gone unanswered for years, Suguru Geto, you've caused nothing but pain and suffering to too many innocent people in your never ending quest to destroy humanity and make the world a place only for Sorcerers. You disgust me to no end, as The Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Su and member of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, I hereby sentence you to death for everything you've done.

Suddenly, Ariana Abner was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and light blue energy with stars and light surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, angels, and Hieratic Dragon of Su flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Suguru Geto: the red eyes of eternal death.

Me: WHOA! Incredible!

Nico: So awesome!

Lincoln: Suguru Geto has angered Ariana Abner, and now, the rage of Hieratic Dragon of Su is about to be unleashed.

Then, as the vortex faded, Ariana Abner emerged, but she was changed forever.

Ariana Abner grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large white and light blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her long light blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a white and light blue energy aura with stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Hieratic Dragon of Su emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Hieratic Dragon of Su with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light blue crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Ariana Abner has on a sleeveless light blue crop top, light blue skirt, light blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Hieratic Dragon of Su, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by stars and light and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a blue gem with neon glowing blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Ariana Abner felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with light blue tips on the large white feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized white angel wings with light blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive white angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails with white tips and white markings, Ariana Abner has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.

Suddenly, Ariana Abner's massive light greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and light blue energy, stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ariana Abner's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Hieratic Solar Light Fury Hieratic Dragon of Su Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Hieratic Solar Light Fury Hieratic Dragon of Su Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and Hieratic Dragon of Su and hieroglyphs etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dragon heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold dragon heads with light blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold dragon heads is a large gold dragon head with light blue gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Ariana Abner has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large light blue gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Hieratic Dragon of Su's head with red gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with suns in between the kanji below Hieratic Dragon of Su, phoenix, and angel that said, "Ariana Abner, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Su, Member of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Light, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Despiser and Destroyer of Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Light, The Powers of Hieratic Dragon of Su, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

アリアナ・アブナー、スーのヒエラティック・ドラゴンのアバターおよびジーン・スラマー、ヒエラティック・エジプト・デュエル・モンスター教団のメンバー、善の強力な力、悪者のスラッシャー、光のマスター、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛する守護天使であり、リンカーンの未来の妻であるラウド、ダーク・ロリの軽蔑者、ダーク・ルアン、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、ダーク・チャンドラー、キルジョイ・ハギンズ、そして残りのリンカーンの敵たち、ゾーク・ネクロフェイズの軽蔑者であり破壊者、ダーク・バクラ、そしてヤミ・マリク、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力のマスター、要素、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして光のマスター、スーのヒエラティックドラゴンの力、ドラゴン、フェニックス、エンジェル

Ariana Abner has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HIERATIC DRAGON OF SU AVATAR-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EGYPTIAN SOLAR STORM LIGHT FURY HIERATIC DRAGON OF SU DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EGYPTIAN SOLAR STORM LIGHT FURY HIERATIC DRAGON OF SU DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY EGYPTIAN SOLAR STORM LIGHT FURY HIERATIC DRAGON OF SU DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Ariana Abner's Super Angel-Hieratic Dragon of Su Avatar-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Suguru Geto saw it, he summoned one of his curses to attack her, but Lincoln absorbed one of his curses into a black orb he summoned which caught Suguru Geto's attention.

Suguru Geto: Well. This should be interesting.

Then, Ariana Abner fired a massive barrage of white and light blue energy, stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Suguru Geto and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but he only smiled.

Me: No way, did Ariana just transform?

Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Suguru Geto apart and make him pay for everything.

Ariana Abner: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Solar Storm Light Fury Hieratic Dragon of Su Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Egyptian Solar Storm Light Fury Hieratic Dragon of Su Dragon Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, boys, let's get him and wipe that smirk off his face.

Me and Nico: Now, you're talking!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Ariana Abner.

I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.

And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and we joined them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You know, I'm not that surprised that you'd show up, Suguru.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After everything you did, it was only a matter of time before we ran into you.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You said it. Time for us to smash you down and send you straight into The Black Abyss.

Ariana Abner, Lincoln, Nico, and I went after Suguru Geto, who continued sending more cursed spirits at us but Lincoln kept absorbing them into black orbs he created, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and light blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Suguru Geto and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated dragon claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire and elemental blasts at him as well and Nico and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated dragon claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Ariana Abner also did the same by firing white and light blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword and gold-plated dragon claws, and he, Ariana Abner, Nico, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts.

Suguru Geto summoned centipede-shaped cursed spirits to attack us. But, Lincoln uttered one word to them.

Lincoln: Die.

Then, each and every one of them in the swarm violently exploded.

Suguru Geto summoned his Cursed Spirit, Rainbow Dragon, and sent it after us, but Lincoln tamed it and he became its new master, as Rainbow Dragon was absorbed into Lincoln. Suddenly, Suguru Geto summoned another of his favorite Cursed Spirits, Tamamo-no-Mae Incarnate, and he lifted his index finger up, and we saw a black ball of energy form: it was his technique, Maximum: Uzumaki, one of his most powerful techniques utilizing all of the Cursed Spirits he absorbed into one.

Suddenly, Lincoln formed more black orbs and the black orbs then began absorbing the 6,462 Cursed Spirits Suguru Geto absorbed in the past, and they went back to Lincoln as the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails transformed into large black wolf heads and they proceeded to devour the black orbs, and Lincoln gained all of Suguru Geto's 6,462 Cursed Spirits as the wolf heads changed back, and then, Lincoln grabbed Suguru Geto and he began sucking out his power and energy, and he and all of us assimilated Suguru Geto's Cursed spirit manipulation, Combat expertise, Charisma, and High intelligence, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done, Suguru Geto was extremely weakened and Lincoln tossed him into the air, and Caleb Maxwell fired a black energy bullet that hit Suguru Geto and it sent him to The Black Abyss. Everyone cheered wildly for what Ariana Abner, Lincoln, Nico, and I did as we holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down and Ariana Abner's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large white and light blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath are permanent.

Ariana Abner: Reap what you have sown, traitor. Thanks for helping me take down Suguru Geto, Lincoln, you too, J.D. and Nico.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ariana.

Me and Nico: Our pleasure, Ariana.

Suddenly, Ariana Abner wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his ten-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ahana Azura's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Hieratic Dragon of Su flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and light behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ariana Abner sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and light and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Luna: Oh man, that was one wild performance that we just saw!

Luan: No fooling, you four smashed Suguru Geto down and Lincoln absorbed all of those Cursed Spirits he'd taken along with sucking out all of Suguru Geto's power and energy, and he and all of us assimilated his powers and abilities

Me: And Caleb Maxwell sent him to The Black Abyss. So, Lincoln, who's the next girl we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS)

Suddenly, we saw a swan made of grey fire pass through the sky along with a golem made of earth appear in front of us.

Panda Faye Ling: Was that...?

Lincoln: It is, Panda, I think I know who we're meeting on my rescue tomorrow: Elena Huihuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Swan.

We gasped.

Selene Arcangela: I knew it was her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Elena Huihuo is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and his classmate in Gym, and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of grey fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Hawk, along with having angel wings along with having intense grey fire powers. She's known as The Wealthiest of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, as she happens to be from a rich family and she's done many charities to help others in need. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of grey fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Elena hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, because of what those morons did to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat them up and sent them to prison with two black eyes and two irreversible super double mega wedgies.

Nico: Yeesh! Man, that was one painful thrashing!

Me: I still remembered that all too well. And that Golem made of Earth, was that...?!

Selene Arcangela: Yep, it's the next Ambassador of The Demon Sorcerers we're meeting on Nico's rescue tomorrow, her name is Melanie Ying Xiao, Ambassador of Po Kong, The Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain and Master of The Earth of The Golem, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's Maria Ying Xiao's younger sister and the middle child, and she's also a very powerful master over the forces of light and dark chi and she was also born with the powers of Po Kong, The Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain, along with green angel wings, and she also has full fledge mastery over the powers of The Mountains, along with superhuman strength, and she has a massive appetite that rivals that of The Saiyans and Lincoln and his family and she never ever gains weight. Plus, she's the descendant of En Ying Xiao, the first Elemental Maiden from 3,000 years ago during the Shang Dynasty in China, and like Qin and her ancestor, Emperor Han the Dragon Emperor, she's also the master of the Atavism of The Elemental Maiden and she also has mastery of The Earth of The Golem. She moved to Royal Woods from China along with her sisters and she met Lincoln, and it was love at first sight. She heard from Lincoln of what we did in defeating Shendu, Dai Gui, Po Kong, Tso Lan, Hsi Wu, and Tchang Zu and Girl Jordan redeemed Bai Tza, and she was amazed, and she began to teach Lincoln how to master the powers of The Mountains, and she knew of what Maria did in giving him her blood and that led to him getting the same powers as her and gaining the same powers as her along with becoming a master of The Fires of The Phoenix, The Waters of The Mermaid, The Lightning of The Thunderbird, The Winds of The Sylph, The Earth of The Golem, The Light of The Fairies, and The Darkness of The Shadow Wisps, and he wound up getting tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Thunderbird, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm. Lincoln made her a nature greatsword, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, when Lincoln comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and she hated Lewis Travolta with a passion.

CLANG! CLANG!

MY JAW AND NICO'S JAW DROPPED TO THE FLOOR AND ELI CLOSED OUR JAWS!

Me: WH-WHA?!

Nico: THE AMBASSADOR OF PO KONG?! OH MAN!

Eli: And did you say she has a massive appetite that rivals that of The Saiyans and you and your family?!

Lincoln: Yep.

Luna: No fridge at home was safe from her, nor any restaurant or fast food place was safe from her, it was like she has ten black holes for a stomach!

Luan: We're surprised she wasn't banned from any of the restaurants or fast food places here in town or all over the country.

Lori: Even Lynn was stunned herself, and she eats like a pig!

Lynn: Hey, I don't...!

Me: Don't even try to get out of it, Lynn, we've seen it.

Nico: Oh man, I've got some serious competition with her.

Lincoln: Word of advice: don't even back down if you challenge her in a food-eating competition, she can easily mop the floor with the competitors.

Lynn Sr.: She's won many of them the past seven years, and they named her The Bottomless Black Hole because of it.

Nico: Oh...damn.

Qin: Oh boy.

SkullMeramon: Another humiliation fodder recaptured.

Felix Faust: And in one of the most funniest way possible.

BlackWarGreymon: Damn straight.

Me: Yeah!

General Schwarz: (to Megan) I hope we can celebrate with pizza in this house.

Gameface: It'll be like old times for you

Megan: (GROANS)

Me: We had a REALLY HUGE pizza earlier

Qin: Yeah.

General Schwarz: Really?

Me: Yeah it was great. Most of us are not going to eat again for the rest of the day. But Nico may be hungry after seeing you know what.

Nico: You're right about that. But great job today everyone.

Megan McCalister: Yeah. (To the viewers) This was awesome and fun.

Me: It sure was.

We later went back home and had a good meal at Lynn's Table for Nico and everyone else. Then we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END

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Another awesome fanfic done.

Boy those Wet Bandits just will never learn!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Mantis Deadman, Hurricail, Spider Evo, Zinger, Bomb Dimension (Jetman) and Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman) as well as Ippei, Catherine Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky, Gwen Stacy, Jenna Jetman, Leona Thundaro and Ameno (Naruto) and we're going to the mall for some fun and we're going to battle May's Akuma form named 460 Below and she is cold and also Also Vanya Volcanic - Avatar of the Volcanic Monsters Is going to transform against her. And we'll meet the Keyblade Knight of Klendathu during that rescue. Also we're going to battle Mantis Deadman, Hurricail, Spider Evo, Zinger, Bomb Dimension (Jetman) and Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman) who are the gene-slammers of Crusadermon and Dynasmon and Sorcerymon. Also we're going to meet the gene-slammer of MegaKabuterimon and her name is Aaliyah Kabuteri.

Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Aurora Oceania, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Tefnuit, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Oboro from Taimanin Asagi

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Kentucky, but we got bad news: Simon Pure, a vampire and one of Spawn's enemies has been sighted, and he's on another one of his fanatical rampages to "cleanse" the world, we're killing him and sending him to The Black Gates, and we're going to meet the next of the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of The Brotherhood of The Fire Fist Duel Monsters, her name is Elena Huihuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Swan, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and his classmate in Gym, and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of grey fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Hawk, along with having angel wings along with having intense grey fire powers. She's known as The Wealthiest of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, as she happens to be from a rich family and she's done many charities to help others in need. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of grey fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Elena hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, because of what those morons did to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she and Lincoln beat them up and sent them to prison with two black eyes and two irreversible super double mega wedgies.

Next up is where we destroy Lumpus for good and we're going to make sure that Moose NEVER terrorizes Camp Kidney or Prickley Pines again.

See you all next time.