Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the Certain franchise, the WWE, or the NFL. All I own are my own ideas.

A/N 1: I wanted to post this before the WWE Royal Rumble and the Lions/49rs game. I want the Lions to win, and the man from Chicago to win the rumble.

A/N 2: This has football, wrestling, religion, and politics in it. I am simply following the show, and whatever I could find on the fan wiki (which definitely needs to be streamlined). So I totally expect to be slaughtered in the comments. But, please give an honest review of the story regardless of your beliefs. And yes, I'm horrified about the story of Vince McMahon. And the accusation of Brock Lesnar (I never did like him. Look up other stories to know why). So please put that aside while reading this. This was made for fun, not anything else.

A/N 3: If you did like this story and left a positive review, thank you. And for AO3 viewers, all your kudos mean a lot.


The After Story

Chapter 1: Birthday Party – Kuroko gets shocked

Hello, my name is Mikoto Misaka. I'm 18 years old. Well, almost 18 years old. My birthday is coming up tomorrow. It's been an eventful 4 years. Where do I start? Well, I guess I should start with this. My clones, the "sisters", are still alive. It's a miracle. Believe it or not, my old enemy, the number one ranked level 5 Esper, Accelerator, helped saved them, by connecting to the network and having researchers analyze him. Along with some chemical treatments, the "sisters" have been saved. I have introduced my sister, specifically Misaka 10032, to some of my friends, but I am hesitant to introduce her to my closest friends. To do so, I would have to explain what happened, and considering that Kuroko and Kazari are a part of Judgement, I might get in trouble for all the breaking and entering and destruction I've caused. Even if I somehow dodge that bullet, it would be awkward regardless. Plus, they would totally leak that to my parents, my mom especially, and how the hell would I explain this to them? The "sisters" are getting anxious about meeting my close friends, so I will have to figure something out sooner than later, but for now, I will take this nice and slow.

Another event of note is that ITEM is now an informant for both Judgement and Antiskill. Barring details that I'm personally not privy to, from what I understand, the number 4 level 5 Esper, Meltdowner, killed her subordinate, Frenda Seivelun, after Frenda betrayed ITEM to protect her own skin. Understandably, Ruiko was devastated at the news. See, as I learned later, Ruiko was actually saved by Frenda when she was attacked by a member of another underground group, SCHOOL, over an Indian Poker card. Some kind of misunderstanding, with SCHOOL thinking that the card had information about Tweezers, a mystical item they were searching for, under the orders of the second rank Level 5 Esper, Teitoku Kakine, also known as Dark Matter. What happened between SCHOOL and ITEM is a long story for another time. Once the matter between ITEM and SCHOOL was resolved, Judgement and Antiskill found out about Frenda's death, and ITEM's various other crimes, and ITEM was given a choice – Life in prison or becoming informants about underground activities and monitoring the board of directors, to make sure they don't get out of line again. Since ITEM determined that prison sucks, and that they value their freedom, they agreed to become informants. ITEM's leader, Shizuri Mugino, however, was institutionalized for her decreased mental capacity, her guilt about Frenda's death being too much for her to bare. ITEM is now run by Accelerator, his own involvement in ITEM's activities another story in it of itself.

Every once in a while, I see Ruiko visit Frenda's grave, daisies in her hands, Frenda's favorite flower apparently. Ruiko always looks so sad whenever she visits. I want to help her, but I don't know how to. Plus, it isn't really my place to do so. I suppose it doesn't help that me and ITEM's member, Kinuhata Saiai, have gotten closer after fighting over that bust upper Indian Poker card, although we are still far from friends. Rumor has it that Ruiko has invited her to my upcoming birthday party, and that she has accepted, although I have no idea if that is actually true or not. If it is, I have no idea what either one of them could be thinking. Oh well, only time will tell.

While I am thinking about it, all of my female friends now have huge boobs themselves. At least C cups, some even DD's. Meanwhile, entering into my adulthood now, I'm stuck at A cups. I think that my boyfriend has noticed how much I bitch and moan about it. I've noticed him snickering about it before taking me in his arms and trying to comfort me. Sneaky bastard. We have yet to go all the way, wanting to wait until we're both 18, but it is still nice to be with him, regardless. Still, I wish he wouldn't make fun of me before trying to comfort me, even if he does try to hide it. I don't know, maybe I'm being paranoid again, but I have a feeling he's up to something. Course, that may just be my jealousy and insecurity talking again. Yeah, even I'm aware of how angry and mentally unstable I am. After all the shit that I've seen and been through, can you blame me? At least I haven't had to deal much with what my boyfriend's had to deal with. Because, yikes, I'd think I'd just lose it.

I don't think I've introduced him yet, have I? His name is Touma Kamijou, the unluckiest person you'll ever meet, most likely. Although even that bad luck doesn't stop him from having a gaggle of girls surrounding him at all times. To be fair, most of them are people he's either rescued or protected at some point, but that still doesn't mean it doesn't piss me off sometimes. The worst one of them though is a chick called Index. The most idiotic name I've ever heard. She so annoying. The story goes that Touma rescued her from some magicians, and that she belongs to a church that Touma was destined to protect. What utter nonsense. She fell in love with him when he rescued her. Although his memory was destroyed doing so, so he doesn't even remember doing so. That also explains some of the interactions he's had with me, but that aside, Index has been my romantic rival ever since Touma rescued me from my suicide mission to rescue my "sisters" from that damn experiment. It's true that she fell for him first, and it's also true that at first he told me that involving myself with him was too dangerous, but in the end, he decided to be with me, so she needs to just accept that and move on! To rub salt in the wounds, she's yet another one who "grew" over time. As if she couldn't piss me off even more. At least the other girls in Touma's circle know their place, or at least have no interest in him. Which is a huge relief.

Actually, I have to laugh. The girl that was giving Kuroko a hard time about actually working at the Tokiwadai Middle School open house a few years back is actually the little sister of one of Touma's old neighbors. What a small world it is. From what I heard, her and her brother moved to another district once all of the craziness of the church started. She still writes to Touma, but is in a happy relationship of her own, so I don't have to worry about her. Touma seems happy about the letters, and he at least tells me about them, even if he won't let me read them. It makes me happy that he's so honest with me.

I'm sure there will be other events happening in the near future that are diary worthy, but this should be it for a while. Just needed to clear my head and put it all into perspective before moving on with the next chapter in my life. Hopefully one with a lot more peace, a lot less violence…and a whole lot of sex. Can't deny it, I'm really fucking horny. And him being surrounded by other ladies isn't helping in the slightest. Tomorrow, when the party is over, I hope he's up for me riding him.

Mikoto smiles at the pun she made as she closes her diary, leans back in her computer chair and sighs contently.

I wonder how this party is going to go. I haven't had a proper birthday party since Kuroko arranged one for me after I became a level 5. I'm having a hard time remembering if that was before or after we became roommates. I do remember that it was before I met Uiharu and Saten. I guess that means that this will be the first time I celebrate my birthday with them. I guess that might go some way in explaining why Saten would invite Saiai. She wants to go all out. I wonder who else is coming. It's practically a surprise party with how little information I know about it. At least they acquiesced to my request for some red velvet cake with buttercream frosting. And a side of strawberry cheesecake. I don't care if that makes me fat or look like a pig. I've had a craving for both. If they get both from that one shop in the garden of learning, it's going to be fantastic.

Mikoto puts her diary back in its hiding place and looks around.

"Never thought I'd say this, but I actually miss Kuroko being my roommate, even if I don't miss her trying to woo me into an ill-conceived romance. Even after I got a boyfriend she still didn't stop. Touma may be uncomfortable with it, but I'd bet if I actually went for it, he'd try to join in and make it a threesome."

Mikoto laughs for a moment, imagining the look on his face, before abruptly stopping, a miffed look filling her face now.

"Course, if that did happen, little miss hypocrite would likely try to join in and make it a foursome…or, worse, try to convince him into dumping me and being with her. I guess in this scenario I would have cheated first and that would make her in the right, but still. Not a pleasant thought."

Sighing, an exasperated sigh now, Mikoto stands up, stretches, and walks over to her closet, grabbing her newly bought parka and umbrella.

"Well, sitting around here all day isn't going to be fun. I think I'll go for a walk. Maybe I'll go shopping for a gift for myself. Or maybe I'll surprise Touma at his apartment. Even if we wait to have sex, it'll still be nice to see him. If he's not busy party-planning that is."

Mikoto puts on her parka, grabs her keys and wallet, and heads out the door of her new apartment. Being in high school now, and almost 18 at that, the city now allows her to pick her own place of residence. So she bought an apartment close to the mall, not far from her boyfriend's own apartment, and not too far from a park. The perfect spot for her. Considering that Touma was the one who found this place for her and helped her move in, it might have been the luckiest thing he's ever done.

Mikoto smiles again.

Not only is this place in the perfect location, but it's also big enough that, if Touma ever decides he'd like to live together, we could do so comfortably. I don't think that was his intention in helping me get this place, but damn if that's not convenient.

Mikoto opens her umbrella and begins her walk, walking down a flight of stairs before walking onto the empty sidewalk, rain pelting her umbrella. The rain has lasted for about a week straight, and while people still went on with their daily lives, less and less people have been going out. Today seems to be the worst of it. Luckily, it is supposed to clear up tomorrow. Still, it seems like Mikoto is the only one walking outside at the moment. A little suspicious, but peaceful, nonetheless. After all, the less people around, the less of a chance someone will start trouble with her. And being that her powers are magnified and enhanced in the rain, using them would be extremely dangerous.

Deciding that she would like to buy some sexy lingerie instead of her usual "childish", as Kuroko would put it, clothes, Mikoto decides to stop by Seventh Heaven. She looks around for a bit before finding an adult store that she's never been into before. She was even ID'd before she could enter. Considering the store is 18 and up, she is denied entry at first, before she explains that she is 18 tomorrow and is friends with law enforcement, so it is okay. Making a deal with the bouncer and store owner, who rushes over to the commotion, Mikoto is given permission to look around, but must come back tomorrow to make any purchases, which the store will put on hold for her.

"Okay, that seems fair" says Mikoto.

"Then feel free to look around" says the owner.

The bouncer simply nods. Mikoto walks inside and sees all sorts of sex toys, dirty videos and magazines, and, what she came in here for, sexy clothing. Looking around some more, she finds a light blue dress, that is practically see-through. Beside it, on a shelf, she sees matching bra and panties.

"Hmm. If it's just us, and I wear this dress, it'll turn him on to no end. Even with my…lack of goods. In fact, this dress looks big enough to still be wearable even if I develop some more. I should try this on."

Mikoto slips into the nearby changing room and tries on the dress. Even as a woman, she could see how this would be appealing to men. She is practically naked, being able to see her chest and most private area, even through the cloth.

"I still wish I had more to show, but I'm sure he'll be happy with my body. Even through this thin veil of a dress."

Getting dressed in her normal clothes, Mikoto grabs the dress and continues to walk around, looking at the sex toys next, then at the magazines and videos. After picking up a couple of things from each section, she heads to the counter.

"Okay, I've made my selection. It may not be tomorrow, but I will be back to pick this stuff up in a couple of days" says Mikoto.

The store owner nods and says, "Yeah, I'll put these aside for you. Just get them before the end of the week or they're going back on the sales floor. I hope you enjoy your birthday."

Mikoto gives the store owner an irritated look before sighing and saying, "I wouldn't have to come back if you just sold me this stuff now, but whatever. Thank you for the birthday wishes."

Mikoto walks out of the store, making sure not to be spotted by anyone. After all, she is still technically under 18, and if anybody found out she was in the store, the store and herself would be in big trouble.

They might even shut the store down, which would suck. There are things in there I want to try. And stuff in there I want to watch with him. Damn, am I really the horny one in our relationship?

Luckily, she remembered to grab her umbrella before she left the store. Walking around the rest of the mall for a few hours yielded little results, so Mikoto heads over to the grocery store to pick up a few things. She then makes her way back to her apartment, to put her foodstuffs away before grabbing a few ingredients and her umbrella again. Pulling out her cellphone, she dials a familiar number. After a few rings, a voice answers her call.

"Hello, Mikoto. *Yawn* What's up?" asks Touma.

Mikoto frows her eyebrows.

"Why are you so groggy? Spend all day beating your salami?" Mikoto asks jokingly.

Touma wipes the sleep from his eyes.

"Normally, maybe. Today, I just got back from my classes and from planning your party. Damn remedial classes. Why do you ask?" asks Touma.

Mikoto smiles, although Touma can't see it, and says, "I think you know why. As much as I'm looking forward to the party, I think I'm looking forward to the afterparty more."

Touma blushes.

"W-Well, we…we can discuss that more later. Was there something else you wanted to talk about?" asks Touma, embarrassed but also slightly nervous.

Mikoto picks up on this and laughs.

"No, not really. Just wanted to let you know that I really, really want to have sex with you tomorrow. Oh, and I was wondering if you're up for having me come over and cook some lunch for us. I just got back from the store, and I picked up some food I think you are going to love. Almost as much as you love me."

Touma says jokingly, a smirk on his face, "Conceited much, aren't you?"

Mikoto shakes her head and says, "Maybe a little. If it's any consolation, I love you too. Almost as much as you love me."

Touma laughs and says, "Yep. Definitely conceited. But that's just one of the things I love about you."

Mikoto can't help herself and asks, "Oh Yeah? What's some of the other things you love about me?"

Touma says slyly, "Just wait until tomorrow and I'll let you know in a more personal way."

Mikoto shivers, her imagination taking over. Letting out a sigh of anticipation, she says, "God, I can't wait for tomorrow."

Touma shakes his head.

If I can put her in such a horny state with just some honest words, I wonder how she's going to react to what I got her.

Letting Mikoto soak it in for a few moments, Touma eventually says, "As for today, I would love lunch. As much as you love me. Those classes can be such a bitch. You're so talented to be able to reach level 5. I can't even reach level 1. Magically or scientifically."

Mikoto blushes, then says, "Well, your right hand is talented. And I'm hoping you'll allow that talent to be used in more ways than one tomorrow."

Touma asks, "Damn girl, just how horny are you?"

Mikoto blushes redder and says, "Well, I'm in my post-period horniness."

Touma smiles and says, "If that's the case, then get your ass over here. Even if we refrain from insertion, we can still have some fun before lunch. I think I owe the almost birthday girl that much."

Smiling, Mikoto says, "Say no more. I'll be right over."

Hanging up the phone, Mikoto excitedly heads out the door, barely closing it behind her. She rushes over to Touma's apartment, and upon making sure that it is empty at the moment (unfortunately for her, Index still lives here, having nowhere else to go), kisses him wildly.

An hour later, Mikoto is in Touma's kitchen area, grilling up some Kobe beef she found on sale earlier, her body still feeling the many kisses Touma's lips laid upon it.

That was the best preview ever! I can't wait for tomorrow's main event! EHHH!

Mikoto can't help but squeal a little, happiness (and a little wetness) bursting out of every pore. Looking over her shoulder, Mikoto sees Touma lying on his couch, a WWE PLE on his TV, and an American football championship game (GO LIONS!) playing on his phone. However, instead of watching either, his eyes are fixed on her cooking them a meal. His eyes are half-lidded, exhausted even before all the work he did to satisfy her.

"I know you can't stop looking at my body, but you should get some sleep before we eat. I have the wrestling recording, and I'll let you know if the Lions score a touchdown. I know how much you and I love an underdog story. This is going to take a while anyways. With how late it's getting, I might turn this into a dinner anyways."

Touma smiles and says, "Okay. Thanks Mikoto. I love you."

Mikoto smiles at him before returning to her cooking.

"I love you too. Now get some sleep."

Touma nods and closes his eyes. Within 5 minutes, Mikoto can hear his light breathing, and knows that he fell asleep. Somehow, she is able to cook, watch the WWE Royal Rumble, and watch the Lions/49rs game almost simultaneously. The Lions going up 2 scores, looking like they are going to crush the 49rs (A/N fingers crossed), and …P… winning the Rumble (also fingers crossed). Making a note of who scored what, so she can recap for her boyfriend later, Mikoto finishes cooking what has now become dinner for them. An hour later, she wakes Touma up, and they enjoy the steaks, watching the fatal 4-way WWE Universal Championship match (surprisingly not the main event, that being the woman's Royal Rumble Match), and watching the Lions beat the hell out the 49rs (now, ironically enough, 49 to 7). Mikoto stays over for the rest of the night, returning the favor from earlier after the PLE and Championship game is over. Mikoto snuggles into Touma's arms and chest as the two of them, exhausted from their long but exciting day, fall asleep.

A good 10 hours later, Mikoto wakes up to the sound of someone singing…badly.

"For she's a jolly good fellow. For she's a jolly good fellow. For she's a jolly good fellow. That nobody can deny."

Mikoto looks at Touma, stunned at his bad singing, but amused, nonetheless.

"I know, I know. I've been told I'm tone deaf before. Anyways, happy birthday, Mikoto Misaka."

Touma hands Mikoto a tray of food, consisting of some strawberry crepes, an omelet, some toast – lightly buttered, and a glass of orange juice. In other words, Mikoto's favorite breakfast.

"Ah, you didn't have to do all this" says Mikoto, an embarrassed blush quickly filling her cheeks.

Touma rubs the back of his head and says, "After everything you did yesterday, I figured I should return the favor. Besides, I want this to be the best birthday you ever had. Pulling out all the stops."

Mikoto chuckles and says, "Pulling out, huh? Like hell you are. Not today of all days."

Touma blushes now.

"Well~" begins Touma.

"UGGH. Here I was, about to wish Mikoto a happy birthday, calling a truce for today, only to walk into this. Perhaps I should cum back later" says a third voice.

Mikoto and Touma turn their heads, only to see Index standing by the door, a half-exasperated, half-smartass look on her face. Touma looks worried, while Mikoto looks stunned. Before long though, what Index said hits her, and she bursts out laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! CUM! OH THAT'S FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Seeing Mikoto laugh puts Touma at ease, and he begins laughing too. Index can't help but laugh as well, her pun quite perfect. After about a minute, everyone stops laughing.

"Okay, Mikoto, here, happy birthday" says Index.

Index hands Mikoto a box. She also leans down near Mikoto's ear.

Index whispers, "Okay, Mikoto, you win. I'll back off for now. Just don't break his heart, okay. Or I'll snatch him up. It's not like I don't know you two fooled around yesterday. I smelled it the moment I got back. If that doesn't end my pursuit once and for all, I don't know what will."

Before Index pulls away, Mikoto whispers, "Thank you, Index. I promise to take good care of him and his heart."

Touma blinks, unsure of what just happened. Both Mikoto and Index look happier than they did before. Although, with Index, Touma can see a bit of sadness mixed in as well. Nevertheless, whatever happened, Touma is grateful. He wouldn't want his two favorite women to fight, especially today of all days.

Noticing Touma's joyful silence, Mikoto says teasingly between bites of her delicious food, "He looks disappointed. I think he wanted you to kiss me."

Playing along for once, Index says, "Yeah, I think you're right. Just look at him, jaw slacked and drooling. You do know that's a sin. Well, if you're a real bible thumper, like 3 of them. Naughty, Naughty boy."

Mikoto takes a sip of her OJ and says, "Yeah, look down below and you can see the "son" rise in the east too.

Index blushes crimson at that and shoots Mikoto a look.

"You're not the only one who can make purrfect puns, you know."

Index bursts into giggles at that.

"Okay ladies, you've had your fun" says Touma, mock exasperation on his face.

Mikoto says, "And let me guess, now it's your turn to have some fun now."

Index says, "He just can't get enough, can he?"

Touma's head just droops, a resigned sigh escaping him. Mikoto and Index laugh again.

Mikoto pats the bed, and Touma sits beside her. Mikoto cuddles into him while finishing her breakfast. Mikoto shoots Index a look. Index looks confused at first before Mikoto nods her head like she's pointing at something. Index looks surprised, but does what she's told, sliding into bed on the other side of Touma. Mikoto, having finished her meal, puts her tray aside.

"I Mikoto Misaka, have decided that I don't want to wait to have sex with you until after the party. I have also decided that I want you as turned on as possible, which is why, if she is interested, Index can join us. Considering that she has waved the white flag, I want to give her something in return. But this is the only time this happens like this. And word of this does not leave this room, understand?"

Touma and Index are shocked, both of them slack jawed.

Barely waiting for them to recover, Mikoto asks, "Single or threesome, are you down for having sex?"

Touma nods his head, his body reacting on its own. Index looks conflicted. Mikoto is giving her everything she could ask for, given the situation. On the one hand, extramarital affairs are a sin, and so is coveting thy neighbor's wife. While these two are not married, the idea is the same. Plus as a member of the church, she is forbidden from having sex, at least not without the church's permission. On the other hand, she's been wanting to be with Touma for so long, and as she is still human, she has craved bodily contact. Now, it's being offered up to her on a silver platter. No strings attached, even. Well, none that wouldn't apply anyways. Feelings don't go away so easily, and Index still loves Touma, even if he's with Mikoto now. Being able to express that love in a more physical manner, even just once, would be enough to show him exactly how much she loves him. If she goes through with this though, is her body going to want more? Is she going to sin more by having more sex than she is given permission to have? Will she be forgiven regardless?

Index closes her eyes, tears forming on the corners of them.

"I…I…I want to do this! My body wants to do this! I want to show Touma how much I love him, just this once! But…But…Spiritually…Will I be forgiven?!" shouts Index.

Mikoto takes a deep breath and says, "Confess all things onto me, and all will be forgiven. I do believe it says that in the bible. Plus, being in love is not a sin. It's what makes us human. Story of Adam and Eve aside, God created us to be sinners. Besides, if he knows everything, then he knows all about your struggles. Hell, he himself would have created them! I'm sure, even if you go through with this, it will be alright."

Index opens her eyes. Mikoto wipes them off her face with a soft smile.

"I can't make the decision for you, but if I was you, I wouldn't let this opportunity pass me by. Hell, maybe we have this backwards anyways. If this turns out to be more fun than I thought, maybe I'll share him with you. Eh, sexually anyways" says Mikoto.

Index thinks for a moment, and without saying a word, kisses Touma…then after a moment, she kisses Mikoto, only a short peck.

"Thank you, Mikoto, for both the opportunity and pep talk. I'm sure God will understand. Let me help you make the two of you happy."

Mikoto nods and mounts Touma, unbuttoning and removing her shirt, then her (much to her dismay) somewhat useless bra, giving Touma a little show. Index, for her part, kisses Touma's neck and rubs her hand up and down his body. The combined effort from the ladies does wonders in making Touma hard, Mikoto feeling his package harden against her already moist lower region. Not wanting to wait any longer to become a full-fledge woman (and legal adult at that), Mikoto removes her blouse and panties, leaving her bare naked (her socks and shoes having been removed before bed last night). With encouragement from Mikoto, much to her surprise, Index removes her own clothes, leaving her stark naked for the second time in front of Touma. This time, though, Index's body is more developed, and she is naked by design.

Much to Mikoto's dismay, once Touma sees Index's bare breasts, he gets even harder, his package poking into Mikoto's now bare pussy with even more force. Noticing Touma getting uncomfortable, and knowing why, Mikoto removes Touma's pants, then his black boxers, leaving him naked from the waist down (his slippers being flung off along with his pants). Index takes care of the rest, removing his shirt before launching her lips onto his chest, kissing him up and down.

Remembering her request from yesterday, Touma begins using his right hand to grope Mikoto's breasts, much to her surprise and delight, not thinking he'd be interested in her meager chest. Mikoto isn't the only one surprised by Touma's movement, as he uses his left hand to slowly caress Index's most sacred extremity. Mikoto is more surprised that Touma isn't groping Index's ample breasts instead, but instead of questioning it, gets lost in the pleasure. Her hand roams up and down his cock, letting him in on the pleasure as well. Soon enough, though, Mikoto wants more, and she guides Touma's hand down to her own most sacred area. Touma inserts a finger into her, causing Mikoto to squeal in pleasure. Index orders Touma to do the same to her, and he does so. Already on the edge, once Touma inserts into her, Index orgasms, not willing to hold back. Mikoto joins her in orgasmic bliss after a moment, still not used to the sensations of sex (hell, she didn't even get the chance to masturbate until she got her own place, always worried that Kuroko would take that as an invite to do…unsavory things to her). Touma, more used to sex than the girls (having had somewhat inappropriate sex with his pink-haired teacher on occasion, which is no longer a secret to any of the girls in his inner circle, including Mikoto), is able to hold in his cum. However, he is close to exploding himself.

Sensing Touma's plight, once she recovers, Mikoto asks, "Do you have any…you know what? Fuck it. I'm not waiting any longer and neither are you."

Not waiting for a response, Mikoto slams herself down onto Touma…and immediately regrets it, as she feels nothing but intense pain at breaking her hymen, her previous orgasm doing nothing to numb the pain. In fact, it may even be causing more of it.

Index looks at Mikoto with pity and a hint of shock.

"I can't believe you just went for it. Even I know that must have hurt like hell" says Index.

Mikoto just nods, tears flooding her eyes. She takes a deep breath and tries to calm her body down. After about a minute and a half, the pain fades away.

"That took longer than expected, but I'm fine now. Okay, I know you can fight like a man when you want, now I want to see if you can fuck like a man to. Show me why your teacher broke the carnal rule to have fun with you!" shouts Mikoto.

Mikoto is taken by surprise when Touma begins thrusting without warning, strong and fast. Mikoto's body shakes as she tries to keep up with her bouncing. Mikoto loses herself in the new sensations running through her body. Not wanting her to feel left out, especially after inviting her to join, Mikoto suggest that Index sit cowgirl style over Touma's face, her back towards Mikoto. Index does just that. Touma begins eating Index out while Mikoto begins playing with Index's ample breasts, her jealousy fueling her lust for once. Touma eating Index out doesn't slow him down at all; matter of fact, it simply makes him go faster. Mikoto reaches orgasm again, her walls collapsing onto Touma's quite sensitive dick. This time, he has no chance at holding back, and explodes into an orgasm. His heat and little swimmers are felt inside Mikoto, the sensation indescribable. She thinks that she will get addicted to this, now that she can have sex whenever she wants.

Just wait until I pick up that stuff from that adult store. I hope they're still open when I go back.

The only one currently not orgasming at the moment is Index, but that changes in a hurry once Touma starts panting from his orgasm and Mikoto squeezes her boobs hard from her own orgasm. It almost hurts to have her boobs squeezed so hard, but the sensation of an orgasm quickly wipes that pain away. Her collapsing walls nearly rip off Touma's tongue, but he quickly readjusts to the situation and simply enjoys her taste instead.

It doesn't take long for Touma to stop orgasming, but it takes much longer for his lady companions to stop. Not that he minds in the slightest, his tongue and dick enjoying sensations he hasn't felt in close to forever (the fun he had with Mikoto last night was close, but this tops it, no doubt. Not just because of the threesome {though that is awesome}, but because he gets to go all the way with his girlfriend this time. Unprotected too, something he never thought she'd go for in a million years).

Once Mikoto and Index come down from heaven, Mikoto says, "Well, now this is quite the dilemma. I would like to switch positions, but I doubt you want to eat me out with your little swimmers inside of me. And I don't want to be left out of this next part. Hmm."

Index gets a smirk on her face.

"Well, I didn't think this would be used in a threesome, with me of all people, but go ahead and open your gift" says Index.

Mikoto raises an eyebrow but does as instructed. She unwraps the box and opens it. In it, she finds a…small vibrator? Mikoto looks at Index confused.

"It's called a bullet vibrator, or as I like to call it, a magic bullet. Not to be confused with the blender. One end goes inside of your hootch, and the other end is controlled by your partner. If he or she pushes the button, it will activate. I originally bought it for me, in case Touma changed his mind and wanted to be with me. Or I could use it solo. But I decided to give it to you instead. I figured you guys were going to have sex after your party and could use an extra spark. I never thought I'd be in bed with you guys when you decided to use it. And yes, I'm well aware that using that in any capacity on myself is against the church rules, and is a biblical sin, but I'm only human for fucks sake! I need a release every once in a while too, goddammit! *Ahem* Sorry about that. Lost myself there for a moment. Anyways, while Touma and I are…getting busy, you can have him use that on you. And, if you wish…"

Index blushes scarlet as she finishes with, "…I could always sexually service your body as well. It's your birthday, after all, and you are the one who invited me to join you. I…think it's only fair that I return the favor."

Mikoto says, thankful, "Thank you Index. That sounds good. Now how the hell do we open this fucking packaging?"

Touma laughs and says, "You've been trying to open that thing since before Index's speech. You must want round two badly."

Index says, "Oh. I didn't even notice."

Touma laughs even harder now and opens the drawer of his end table, pulling out a pair of scissors. He hands them to Mikoto, who takes them with a blush. Finally getting the package open, Mikoto puts the scissors back and hands one end of the magic bullet to Touma while separating their privates and inserting the other end into hers. Index gets into position. Noticing Touma getting soft, Index licks his cock, licking his leftover cum while also tasting Mikoto's aftertaste. Loathe as she is to admit it, they do taste good together. Naturally, this spontaneous almost blowjob gets Touma hard again real quick. Before Touma can explode again, Index inserts his dick into herself, slowly. The pain gets more intense the deeper he goes and maximizes the moment her hymen is broken. Like Mikoto, it takes her a few minutes for the pain to dissipate. Like Mikoto as well, there is very little blood coming out of her at having her cherry popped. Touma is surprised by this fact and asks the obvious question to the women.

"I'm confused. Why did both of you not bleed when I took your virginity? I mean, you did bleed, but not a lot."

Mikoto thinks for a moment, then says, "I don't know. If I had to guess, I'd say because I just had my period a few days ago, that I probably have less blood stored inside. I have no scientific evidence to back up that claim, though. It could just be a freak occurrence."

Index, through her pain, says, "Same."

Touma involuntarily jumps, making Index's pain even worse.

"Wait. If I'm reading between the lines correctly, are you saying both my girlfriend and my roommate have their periods at the SAME TIME?!"

Mikoto and Index blink, then look at each other, realization coming over them.

"I…" begins Mikoto.

"…guess so" finishes Index.

Touma sighs another resigned sigh and says, "And my bad luck strikes again. Great for getting me women, apparently, sucks for everything else. I just hope to God, who probably hates me at this point, that it's just you two who have synced up, and not every woman I know. Because if that's the case, I might as well just die in a sea of estrogen now."

Mikoto and Index look at each other again before looking at Touma, worried and sad looks on their faces.

"I'd laugh if that wasn't actually true" says Mikoto.

Index shakes her head and says, "I agree. But you know what else sucks? I've never seen anybody look sad during a threesome. Man up and take us, you big crybaby. Take revenge on us now for coming after you when our red rivers start flowing later."

That catches Touma's attention, who gives himself a slap to the face before saying, "Yeah, what the hell am I getting depressed for? I got two hot babes who love me wanting to fuck me. I need to man up and do my job. You two ready?"

Mikoto and Index nod, excited smiles adorning their faces, relieved that Touma is back to his happy self. Touma smiles back before surprising Index with his powerful, fast thrusting. Index is just as surprised as Mikoto was and is also having a hard time adjusting to this new situation. Mikoto laughs, remembering her own time, before yelping, Touma taking this opportune time to activate the magic bullet.

"You two shouldn't have let your guards down. Now, you two are mine!" excitedly shouts Touma, a determined look on his face. He thrust even harder into Index while smacking Mikoto on the ass before fingering the outside of her asshole. This action leaves Mikoto speechless, her eyes rolling into the back of her head, the sensations overwhelming her. Once he sticks a finger gently into her asshole, she lets out a scream so powerful the entire apartment complex hears it. Luckily, they know the type of scream that is, or Judgement and Antiskill would be knocking on the door in a heartbeat. This is only compounded when Index lets out a scream of her own at the exact same time, an orgasm flowing through her like she's never experienced before. Her walls are so warm and tight that Touma, experienced as he is, can't hold in his own orgasm, his little swimmers shooting into Index. Not that she has the capacity to feel anything but pure pleasure at the moment. Speaking of, Mikoto's body is so wrapped in pleasure that she squirts up and over the bed. She would have been embarrassed about it if she had the capacity to think at the moment. She is feeling pleasure so good that she is having an out-of-body experience. Index is close to having one herself, now feeling Touma's little swimmers making their way through her body. The heat coming from her core is indescribable. She knows that she must, but if she had it her way, she'd never give this feeling up.

It takes the ladies a full half hour to stop orgasming, and Touma barely even touches them more, his own pleasure filled orgasm leaving him barely in a state to think himself. Suddenly, both ladies collapse onto the bed, Index falling right on top of him, nearly headbutting him, and Mikoto, due to her previous positioning, falling face first near Index's butt, nearly falling off the side of the bed. Touma, being quick and strong, is able to lift her back onto the bed at the last possible second.

"Holy shit" says Index, the irony not lost on anyone, including herself.

"Where in the world did you learn to fuck like that?" asks Mikoto.

Touma just smirks and says, "I think you know. Komoe Tsukuyomi isn't just great at teaching school subjects."

Catching her breath, Mikoto says, "Hey Index, remind me to send her a gift-basket or something later."

Index nods and says, "Sure. I'll get her something too. That was fucking incredible."

Touma laughs and says, "It certainly is. I've never heard you swear so much, Index. I'm pretty sure even God himself is amused."

Index groans, a blush adorning her face like never before. Luckily, her face is currently buried in Touma's shoulder, so he can't see it. Touma laughs again, as does Mikoto, her face lit up with a happy smile.

You know, that was fun. Maybe I should seriously consider letting Index join us from time to time. No sense in making her unhappy, especially if she does back off about trying to get me out of the picture.

Mikoto closes her eyes, not caring that her ass is hanging in the air. If anything, she's hoping for a round 3. Which is part of the reason she hasn't removed the magic bullet yet. The other reason is that she's simply too tired to move.

Noticing her breathing slowing down, Touma looks over and sees Mikoto lying on the bed, ass hanging out, with a content look on her face.

Index notices this too, and upon separating her private part from Touma's, says to him, "I'd say mission accomplished. You satisfied your girlfriend on her birthday. And you didn't do a bad job pleasing me, either. Thank you, Touma. Thank you too, Mikoto."

Mikoto's response is a snore, already asleep, pleasure overtaking her even in her dreams. So much so, in fact, that the magic bullet removes itself from her body, her own wetness and gravity tag-teaming to make that happen. Probably for the best at that. Seeing Mikoto sleeping, Index and Touma follow suit. Index, too tired to really move herself, just stays where she is. Besides, this is one last opportunity to be close to Touma, and she'd be a fool to pass it up. Touma looks uncomfortable at first, but upon hearing no complaints from Mikoto, naturally, he just rolls with it. Eventually, Mikoto does get cold, and joins them in a group cuddle, still asleep, wrapping them all up in the blanket.

5 hours later, Mikoto, Index, and Touma open the door to Judgement Branch 177, where the birthday party is being held. Touma has his gift in one hand and Mikoto's hand in his other hand, their fingers interlocked.

Opening the door, Mikoto's ears are blasted with "Happy Birthday, Mikoto!" Mikoto looks around and sees her usual friends, Kuroko Shirai, Ruiko Saten, and Kazari Uiharu, but is also surprised to see Wannai Kinuho, Awatsuki Maaya, Mitsuko Kongou, and even Shokuhou Misaki and Saiai Kinuhata. The last two names on the list having her really confused.

Before Mikoto can express herself, Kuroko asks, "Not that anyone can really blame you, sissy, but how can you be late to your own birthday party?"

Looking at Mikoto for a second, then at Kuroko, Shokuhou says, "Well, that's pretty obvious. The way she's clinging to Touma like her life depends on it, again, would suggest -"

Kuroko covers her ears and says, "Ah. I don't want to hear about sissy and some…some…man being together!"

Mitsuko looks at Kuroko and says, "Wow, way to be mature about all this, Shirai. I, Mitsuko Kongou, think that it's lovely they're in a relationship."

Mitsuko fans out her paper fan and laughs.

Irritated, Kuroko looks at Mitsuko and says, "Of course you would think that Kongou. With all the men that surely come in and out of your room."

Mitsuko looks embarrassed and angry at what is being implied.

"I am in no way some kind of…Jezebel. You take that back."

When Kuroko says nothing, Wannai and Awatsuki have to hold Mitsuko back from attacking Kuroko. Kazari and Ruiko do their best to make Kuroko apologize, to no avail. Ignoring the chaos that she started, Shokuhou walks up to Mikoto, as does Saiai.

"See what happens when you open your big mouth, Shokuhou? Nothing but chaos" says Mikoto.

Shokuhou looks at the scene, then at Mikoto.

"Oh please. I could easily solve that situation with Mental Out" says Shokuhou.

Mikoto give Shokuhou a thunderous look, lightning coming out of her hand.

Shokuhou, never one to back down from a fight, says, "Maybe I'll use it on Touma too. I do seem to remember that he prefers women with bigger assets than you got."

Lightning comes out of Mikoto's whole body this time, silencing the room. Luckily, Touma's hand nullifies all Esper powers, or he would have been zapped straight to the hospital. Index, though, has to run to a safe zone. Luckily, she sensed what was going on and did so before the lightning storm.

"I'm going to kill you, Shokuhou!" shouts Mikoto, absolutely pissed.

Seeing pure fire in Mikoto's eyes, and knowing full well what she's capable of unshackled, Shokuhou backs down and says, "Relax. I was just kidding. I wouldn't do that. Besides, it's not like you don't have enough competition over him anyways."

Shokuhou's eyes glance over at Index. Mikoto's body seems to freeze, remembering what happened between all of them earlier. She blushes as well, the lightning fading away from the room. This raises a lot of eyebrows in the room, but nobody has the courage to ask about it.

Sensing awkwardness in the room, Saiai says, "Well, I see someone's still ultra-sensitive about her chest size."

Mikoto looks over at Saiai now. Looking her up and down, Mikoto says, "Right. Like you're one to talk. Why are you even here? This doesn't seem like your type of thing."

Saiai shrugs and says, "I was invited. Besides, I need some more friends, and we did bond over..."

Mikoto cuts her off and says, "Yeah, Yeah, I get it."

Shokuhou laughs, knowing exactly what they're talking about. Mikoto gives her an irritated look. Sensing this, Saiai says, "Yeah. Plus, Accelerator making a spectacle over dating one of your sisters is irritating too. Obviously, he's not harming her, but that doesn't mean it's not annoying watching him awkwardly trying to woo her. Idiot."

Mikoto freezes, for multiple reasons. One of those being…

"Wait. Sissy has a sister?!"

…That Mikoto hasn't told Kuroko, Kazari, or Ruiko the full details about Project level 6 Shift. All they know is that there was an experiment to try to turn Accelerator into a level 6, it was unethical, and that she put a stop to it. She gave no other details, even when pressed for some. What's even more concerning for Mikoto at the moment is…

Why the hell is Accelerator trying to date one of my "sisters"? Isn't murdering over 10,000 of them enough for that sick bastard?

Putting two and two together, Kuroko says, "Wait, when you say sister, do you mean sissy's clones?"

Mikoto turns her head lightning fast, staring at Kuroko.

"How did you…?"

Kuroko blushes and says nervously, "Oh, you know, through the grapevine."

Mikoto doesn't believe that for a second.

With more force, Mikoto says, "Kuroko".

Kuroko gulps and says, "Well, when you said that you, "had to put it all together", I got concerned. So I went over to your place yesterday to see what was up. You didn't answer the door, so I teleported inside. Not that I needed to, considering you left your door unlocked. Noticing you not there, I…kind of read your diary. I really wanted to know what was bothering you. When you mentioned some experiment and sisters, I had Saten and Uiharu help me look into it. Project Level 6 Shift was a nasty experiment that should never have seen the light of day. Looking into it further, I saw records of a mysterious figure breaking into research facilities and using electric shocks to destroy them. It didn't take me long to figure out what happened after that. Accelerator in the hospital with mysterious injuries on a night the wind turbines were rotating backwards. Yeah, that just screams you, sissy. I can see why you would want to hide it, but you really should have come to us for help. We at Judgement could have worked with Antiskill and shut the whole thing down. Sissy, you should trust us more."

Kuroko got caught up in her speech, so she didn't notice the uncomfortable silence in the room, nor did she notice the growing anger on Mikoto's face.

"TRUST YOU MORE! AFTER YOU BROKE INTO MY PLACE AND READ MY DIARY, YOU ASK ME TO TRUST YOU MORE. KUROKO!"

Mikoto unleashes a fierce electric attack with enough force to zap Kuroko and push her back against the wall. It's just under a lethal amount. It leaves Kuroko in an ungodly amount of pain and smoldering.

"Oops, I guess I should have held back a little" says Mikoto.

Saiai says, "Damn. You damn near killed her. I'm impressed."

Mikoto droops her head and groans.

"I'll apologize to her. When she regains consciousness of course."

Shokuhou and Kongou both say simultaneously, "Well, can't say she didn't have that coming."

Touma hesitantly asks, "Um, Mikoto, honey, is it safe to hold your hand again?"

Mikoto turns towards Touma and says, "Coming from you, that's almost mockery. To answer your question, yes, it is. Although I have one of my own. Why the hell didn't you use your nullification power to stop me?"

Touma blushes and rubs the back of his head.

"Well, the first time, I didn't stop you from threatening Shokuhou because I was embarrassed by my…previous endeavor."

Mikoto scoffs and asks, "Oh, you mean when your gaze dropped about 30cm when you first met Shokuhou? Yeah, I seem to remember that."

Index asks, "Oh boy, what the hell is with you, getting women to involuntarily show you more skin than they bargained for?"

Touma blushes scarlet.

"It wasn't like that. And I'm a teenaged man. Can you blame me?"

Index and Mikoto both sigh at Touma's reply.

Mikoto says, "To be fair, Shokuhou didn't exactly resist, pressing her boobs up against his arm."

Index exclaims, "That's even worse!"

Mikoto says, "Welcome to the world of meeting Shokuhou."

Shokuhou smiles, finding this conversation humorous.

Letting his blush ebb, Touma takes a moment to collect himself before saying, "As for the second time, I wasn't going to not let you express yourself. Still, I think you might have overdid it a little."

Mikoto takes a deep breath before pulling out her cell phone.

"Well, as everybody knows about my "sisters" now, I might as well invite them to join us. Considering their, ugh, "manufacturing" dates are scattered all around, I might as well treat this as their birthday too. (A/N I read another story that had the same idea. I don't mean to poach it; it just fits so well. Shoutout to the author (Skarlashka) who came up with it. Go read their story as well. It's called A Certain Special Surprise. You can find it on )

Mikoto dials a certain number, after a few rings, her call is answered.

"Hello, this is Misaka 10032. What's this about, big sister, asks Misaka with worry."

Mikoto smiles and says, "Meet me at Judgement Branch 177. I want to introduce you to some friends of mine."

"Misaka is unsure what to make of this, big sister. Is it not your birthday today? Wouldn't you want to spend it with your friends by yourself, Misaka asks with surprise."

Mikoto says happily, "That's why I'm inviting you."

"Misaka doesn't understand. But is on her way now, Misaka says, hiding her happiness at the surprise."

Mikoto's "sister" hangs up the phone. Mikoto smiles, then sighs.

I hope this isn't a mistake.

Turning towards Saiai, Mikoto asks, "Did I hear you earlier say that one of my "sisters" is dating Accelerator. After mercilessly slaughtering 10,000 of them, he has the balls and temerity to try to date one of them. If I had the power, I'd kill him myself. I don't give a damn if he did help them survive, he doesn't have the right to do that."

"Actually, Misaka-Misaka asked him out on a date, Misaka notes to her ill-tempered big sister."

Mikoto turns around so fast she creates a gust of wind around her.

"How the hell did you get here so fast?!" Mikoto practically screams in surprise and panic.

"When you called, Misaka was outside of the building. Misaka noticed electricity being shot through the window and came to investigate, Misaka says calmly. Misaka also came here to see why the case files to Project Level 6 Shift were reopened; Misaka further explains."

Mikoto puts her hand over her heart, trying to calm herself down, her heart racing.

Misaka 10032 looks over at Mikoto and asks, "Are you okay, big sister, Misaka asks with concern."

Mikoto nods and says, "Yeah. You scared the shit out of me, but I'm fine now."

Mikoto takes a deep breath and asks, "So, why the hell is another "sister" of mine dating that psycho?"

Misaka smiles and says, "Misaka-Misaka fell for him after he helped save our lives, Misaka replies with some happiness and a touch of trepidation."

Mikoto shakes her head and says, "That's bullshit! Don't you remember all the horrible things he did to you?! It's too much!"

Mikoto bursts into tears, the trauma rushing back to her. The helplessness she felt on the bridge that night coming over her. Touma quickly pulls her into a hug, letting her cry it out on his chest.

Misaka 10032 looks at the scene, strangely saddened by the whole affair, her emotional response having been updated over the years.

"Misaka remembers it all. Misaka does not approve of such a relationship, and Misaka does not forgive Accelerator for what he did. At one time, Misaka may have, but not anymore; Misaka replies with righteous fury in her heart. However, all Misaka's have been given free will, so Misaka cannot interfere with what Misaka-Misaka wishes to do. Misaka has taken it upon herself to monitor the Misaka network to make sure Misaka-Misaka does not get hurt. So, big sister, please do not worry. If Misaka-Misaka is put into danger, Misaka will inform big sister right away, and if Accelerator is the cause, Misaka will fight alongside you to protect Misaka-Misaka, Misaka reassures her big sister, hoping to cheer her up."

Mikoto slowly calms down, her tears coming to a stop after a few more minutes. Suddenly, everyone in the room hears coughing.

"Damn that hurts. Sissy, you overdid it. At least I take some comfort in knowing we're not the only ones who will look out for you. Your boyfriend notwithstanding."

Kuroko slowly gets up from her crumpled position on the ground.

Looking at Kuroko, Misaka 10032 says, "Misaka would like to point out that big sister's current boyfriend is the one who beat Accelerator and saved Misaka's life, Misaka tells the rude girl big sister calls a friend."

Kuroko blushes as everyone in the room, save for Mikoto, her "sister", and Touma himself, look at Touma in shock.

"This…This loser beat Accelerator?!" asks Kuroko, beyond shocked.

Misaka 10032 turns towards her sister and says, "Misaka is stunned that such a fowl-mouthed individual is your friend. You need to pick better friends, Misaka notes with distain towards the girl with the outdated hairstyle of pigtails."

Shokuhou snickers and Mitsuko laughs at that statement. Even Mikoto cracks a smile at that jab.

Seeing Touma a little hurt by Kuroko's statement, Mikoto wipes away her tears and kisses him full on the lips, right in front of everyone. In fact, just to piss Kuroko off, she makes a show of it, French-kissing him and grinding against him. Kuroko just loses it, whooping and hollering, saying every profanity in the book. Mikoto doesn't care. All she wants is to cheer her boyfriend up on her birthday, like he's done ever since he saved her from herself. Everyone else politely looks away from the scene. Misaka 10032 looks at everyone and sees a surprising face amongst the crowd. Misaka walks up to Saiai and makes small talk with her.

Mikoto has to pull away, against her greater instincts, before she full-blown has sex with her boyfriend in front of everyone. Taking a second to catch her breath, Mikoto leans closer and whispers into Touma's ear, "You're not a loser. Especially to me."

Touma struggles to catch his own breath, the surprise make-out session catching him off guard. He hopes that Mikoto hugs him for a while longer, or things will get even more awkward for him. Because, as you can imagine, a surprise make-out session with a hot woman, especially a hot woman who happens to be your girlfriend who loves you, naturally brings about certain…reactions. If Mikoto were to move, well, those reactions would be on full display for the world to see. Even if it would be covered. He'd rather avoid that. Course, holding her close would only strengthen those reactions, so he's damned if he does, damned if he doesn't. Although his greater instinct is telling him if that's the case, then go with the option that's more fun, his brain is telling him otherwise.

Mikoto quickly switches positions, feeling exactly what Touma doesn't want the world to see, leaning her back up against his chest, still covering him (and stopping her from getting even wetter in the process).

Knowing that she's the center of attention at the moment, even if everyone but Kuroko turned away, Mikoto says, "I think it's cake and presents time. We can eat lunch afterwards. Who says we can't have dessert first anyways?"

Misaka 10032 knows what Mikoto is doing and is happy, but somewhat sad at the same time. As she was not born naturally, she doesn't have a birthday. Even if she goes from the day she was released from her incubation tank, she is not aware of what date that actually is. Plus, technically speaking, each sister would have a unique birthday anyways.

Mikoto can see the sadness in her "sisters" eyes. While everyone else grabs their gift for Mikoto (except Index, who gave her gift earlier during their intimate moment together with Touma), Mikoto calls her "sister" over.

"Misaka can't help but wonder why big sister would call her over during her birthday celebration. Misaka has no gift for big sister, Misaka says with a pout, sad that she forgot such an important tradition."

Mikoto smiles then clears her throat, catching the attention of everyone in the room (even Kuroko, who has finally calmed down from her temper tantrum, her body still wrecked with pain from Mikoto's earlier lightning-based assault).

"Everyone. I know that today is my birthday, but I want to make this unofficial Mikoto Misaka and "sisters" day. I want this to be a day we not only celebrate my birthday, but the births of my "sisters". To hell with the day they were actually made. I want this to be a day for them, so we can have some happy memories. Who's with me?"

Kazari and Ruiko say, "We are. If that's what you want, you got it. Everybody."

"Happy Birthday, Mikoto and The Misaka Sisters!"

Misaka 10032 looks at her big sister, then at everyone, surprised. She feels a warm feeling in her chest. Over the network, every one of the remaining Misaka clones stop in their tracks, stunned by the news they have received. Their big sister not only acknowledged their existence to her closest friends, finally, but she has also given up sole possession of her birthday to share it with them. They are touched beyond words.

Misaka 10032 has tears in her eyes.

"Thank you, everyone, Misaka says, unable to fully express her gratitude."

Mikoto pulls her into a hug, somehow still covering up Touma's reaction to her surprise lip-lock earlier (although, on that front, his body is finally calming down a little). Misaka is surprised by the hug, but hugs back, thankful for it.

Misaka breaks the hug after a few seconds to allow her big sister to receive her presents.

Kuroko sighs and asks Mikoto, "Hey sissy, how long are you going to stand there and hide your boyfriend's boner? We can't do cake and presents unless you sit down."

Mikoto and Touma both blush at that question.

Ruiko laughs and says, "Come on. You think we wouldn't notice. He is the only male in the building at the moment. You might as well just put a sign up it was so obvious."

Touma blushes crimson now.

Index giggles and says, "Well, I guess if all the blood rushes to his cheeks, it won't be rushing to other areas of his body.

Mitsuko and Shokuhou laugh and say simultaneously, "Well, he is surrounded by hotness. He can't really be blamed, can he?"

Mikoto looks at Touma and says, "Geez. Here I thought you were joking about being killed in a sea of estrogen."

Touma looks at Mikoto and says, "I was just joking. Mostly. Leave it to my bad luck to turn a joke into reality."

Even Mikoto has to lightheartedly giggle at that one.

"If it makes you feel any better, I planned on taking care of that when the party ends…or winds down, depending on how the rest of my birthday goes."

Misaka looks at Mikoto and says, "I find it interesting that you ended up dating him considering that the one time he took me to his apartment, I had to fight off the urge to be with him, Misaka says with a sly grin."

Index asks, "Are you kidding me? You mean when you helped him carry home his drinks and removed fleas from our cat? That time?"

Misaka 10032 nods.

Index looks at Misaka 10032, then at Mikoto.

"It looks like we've been romantic rivals even longer than I thought" says Index.

"Misaka feels the need to point out that while Misaka is a genetic clone of big sister, we are not the same person. My feelings and hers are not the same. The fact that we wanted to date the same person is just a coincidence, Misaka says with strong assertion."

Turning towards Mikoto, Misaka 10032 continues with, "That being said, if big sister would like me to swap in her place for a while, Misaka would not mind. Misaka would not mind knowing what sex is like with this young man."

Touma blushes even redder now. Mikoto shakes her head.

"No thank you. I've already shared him once today. I'm not going to do it agai – shit. I didn't mean to say that" says Mikoto.

Kuroko, horrified, says, "YOU WHAT!"

Mikoto says, "Fuck me and my big mouth."

Looking at Touma, Mikoto says, "Don't get any ideas. I'll do that on my own, thank you."

Mikoto takes a deep breath and says, "Earlier today, I was lying in bed at Touma's place, after having some sexual fun yesterday, when he "serenaded" me and brought me breakfast in bed. I was joking around with him when Index walked into the room. We made some sexual jokes, and when I was done eating, I invited Index to come have sex with Touma and me in a threesome. I wanted to give her something since she waved the white flag in her pursuit of Touma. I know that she loves him too, and I didn't want to see her sad, especially on my birthday. So, we took turns riding Touma, turning us into full-fledged women. At one point, I may have had an out-of-body experience the sex was that good. Regardless, it was a one-time thing, and he's mine now. Solely mine now. So everyone, please back off."

Everyone smirks when Mikoto used air quotes on the word serenade, figuring (correctly) that he must sing badly. Still, they are surprised by the rest of her explanation. Kuroko is downright pissed at this news.

"What the hell, sissy?! I may not like it, but I expected you to have sex with your boyfriend at some point. I'm not an idiot. But, after all these years of me trying to show you affection and get close to you, you go and have sex with another girl. WHO ISN'T ME? WHAT THE FUCK?!" Kuroko screams, her mind at its breaking point today.

Mikoto sighs.

"I don't know how to respond to that. Kuroko, after all the hints I've given you, and all the electric blasting I've given you, you have to know by now that I'm not romantically interested in you. I understand how you must be hurt by all this, but you have to know that it was a spur of the moment thing, and that it was more for Index's and Touma's sake than mine. I'm sorry if that pisses you off, but you will just have to get over it."

Kuroko says, "If I could move without feeling massive pain, I think I'd storm out of the building right now, at least till I cool off. For now, though, let's just move on with the party. You said you wanted to do cake and presents, right? Let's do that."

Mikoto says softly, "Kuroko…"

Kuroko turns her head away and asks, "Can someone hand si – um – Mikoto her present for me, please? I'm not in a position to move very easily."

Mikoto sighs and sits down on the nearby sofa, Touma sitting down beside her. Misaka 10032 sits on the arm of the sofa, next to her big sister. As this is the first birthday party she has attended, she wants to see first-hand how this works, so she can plan for her own next year (the warmth of thinking that brings a smile to her face, and a smile to the rest of the clones' faces as well).

Touma says, "Before gifts, let's do candles and cake. I'm sure Mikoto has something dear she'd like to wish for."

"You just want to sing badly again, don't you, inquires Misaka, amused by the story of your earlier attempt."

Touma groans.

Kazari says, "That's fine."

Walking over to the cake, she inserts 18 candles into it and lights them up with a lighter.

"Someone hit the lights" says Kazari.

Wannai says, "I got 'em", while Awatsuki pulls out her phone and says, "I'll record it for future prosperity."

In the ensuing chaos and bombshells, everyone nearly forgot that they were there as well. Mikoto smiles.

"What are you thinking about, big sister, Misaka asks curious about the answer."

Mikoto says, "I'm just glad I have so many friends. Despite my bipolar nature, you've all come to celebrate my birthday. That means the world to me."

Touma and Misaka 10032 say together, "Of course we would. We all love you."

Misaka adds on, "Our world wouldn't be the same without you, Misaka adds, showing love and affection."

Mikoto knows there are several deeper meanings to that statement. She can't help but smile wider.

"Me, me, me, me, me. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Mikoto and sisters, happy birthday to you."

Everyone sung the song, but everyone quickly glances at Touma when it was done, as he decided to sing the whole song…in baritone. Mikoto laughs, nearly blowing out her candles early.

"HAHAHAHAHA! I guess that's one way to hide your bad singing voice! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mikoto takes a minute to calm down before thinking of a wish.

I wish…that this happiness will last forever, no matter what trials and tribulations God and life throw at us.

Mikoto blows out her candles. Ruiko turns the lights back on, and Kazari begins cutting up the cakes (the red velvet with buttercream frosting and the strawberry cheesecake, both actually bought in the garden of learning).

Mikoto turns towards Touma and says, "You said that you wanted to start off the gift giving, right?"

Touma hesitates to answer.

"I…did. But given the sensitive nature of the gift and how this party's going, I don't know if I want too anymore."

Touma lifts up the box he's been carrying this whole time. Before anyone can react, Kuroko teleports in front of them all and rips the box from Touma's hand.

"What's in here? A sex toy?" Kuroko asks, accusatory.

Touma shakes his head.

"Of course not. I wouldn't give her that here, even if that was my gift" says Touma.

Mikoto says, "Even if it was, it's none of your business. Now give that back."

Kuroko says, "No. I need to make sure this is safe."

Kuroko opens the box and says, "I knew it. This is an Indian Poker card. I knew this gift was dangerous."

Saiai says, "Wait a minute. A silver Indian Poker card. Could that be the bust upper card we lost?"

Kuroko asks, "The what?"

Uiharu looks at Saten and says, "I can't believe it. You mean that really exist?"

Saten looks at Uiharu and says, "I told you so!"

Mitsuko and Shokuhou look at the card. Mitsuko looks agape and Shokuhou smirks.

"Shokuhou, don't you dare say it" says Mikoto.

Shokuhou looks at Mikoto and says, "I would never say that this is a pretty rude gift to give someone, but it's the perfect gift for someone whose so self-conscious about her lack of growth in certain areas."

"Grr. If my powers weren't being negated, I'd hit you with an even worse force than I hit Kuroko with, you condescending bitch."

Misaka 10032 stands up and grabs the card out of Kuroko's hand.

"To answer your question, rude friend who's on her last legs with big sister, this Indian Poker card supposedly grants the power to get bigger boobs in one's sleep. As big sister and Misaka are the only ones who do not currently possess big boobs, big sister's boyfriend aside, who has no desire for big boobs of his own, Misaka will test this herself, to make sure it is safe; says Misaka, hoping for bigger boobs herself, and is using this as cover."

Misaka sits next to Touma and closes her eyes, placing the Indian Poker card on her head. Mikoto shakes her head.

"Hey, isn't that dangerous for you too. If that really works, won't that mess with your hormone therapy?"

"Do not worry. Misaka is aware of the risk and wants to do this anyways. Besides, big sister is not the only Misaka here that would be willing to sacrifice herself for her family's happiness; says Misaka, hinting that she is aware of big sister's true intentions that night Misaka was saved."

Misaka blushes, flabbergasted that her "sisters" were aware of her intentions all along. Unable to stop her "sister", Misaka proceeds to open her other gifts, all stuff that she has been asking for. After that, she has some cake, then some lunch, all while her "sister" is snoozing away. When her "sister" wakes up, everyone is shocked. The bust upper indeed works, Mikoto's "sister" going from an A cup to DD's.

"It…works…" says Mikoto, stunned.

"Holy…shit…" says Saiai.

Saiai quickly turns towards Mikoto and asks, "When you're done using that, can I borrow it?"

Mikoto says, "…Sure" still stunned by what she's seeing.

Mikoto shakes her head and asks, "How to they feel?"

Misaka says, "These are heavy. I expect to have back problems in the future. But…"

Misaka touches her newly enlarged breasts.

"These are soft, bouncy, and are quite sensitive, especially in the nipple area. I love them. I wouldn't trade them for anything else in the world, says Misaka, happy that the card worked and about her new body."

Seeing the stunned look on Mikoto's face turn into a happy, excited smile, Touma says, "Happy Birthday Honey!"

Mikoto kisses Touma again, having never been more grateful for having him than in this moment. The card is safely returned to its previous box as the party continues long into the night. Kuroko eventually calms down enough to enjoy the rest of the festivities herself. Overall, this might just be the best birthday party Mikoto's ever had. Nothing can remove the smile from her face, especially after she gets another one on one with her boyfriend at the end of the night. Going to bed, she uses the card, dreaming of her new life and bright future.