I decided to redo it cause you might notice how much i was changing up and redoing the old one.. Just decided to redo it all together.. Won't be as popular.. But will be a better take as I would delete the old ones..

SEASON ONE PART ONE:

EPISODE ONE - PILOT:

This series focus's on the title character and his cousin slash roommate, Derpy Hooves.

Saten Twist is a red pegasus with light red eyes and medium sized black hair. Much like Twilight, he two has his own set of friends, consisting of Derpy, Trixie Lulamoone (who in this verison, is actually normal when not stage preforming, in fact she's one of the nicest characters), and Glaze Wooden, the avatar of that MLP singer. All of them grew up and went to school together, and Saten is the only guy of the group, not that he seems to mind.

Back in their day Saten's group were actually petty criminals. Other than Trixie, who simply became as magician and ended up the "only sane one" in the group. Saten ended up a bit of a alcoholic, Derpy a stoner, and Glaze her dealer.

Surprisingly it's actually Derpy who was the bad influence on Saten, rather than the other way around. She's not as innocent as you would think.

Eventually Saten and Derpy ended up in Ponyville, from a small town named Fillydefia. The other two stayed behind at first. Espically Trixie, who's always travelling, which is why she lives in an RV.

Saten almost immediately develops a crush on AJ, despite Trixie being in love with him. Somewhat implying it's cause Saten has a thing for blondes.

Regardless, the date goes badly. But it doesn't stop Saten from drunkenly stalkingher sometimes (he's harmless though).

Also in the series is Master Sword, a green earth pony with short blonde hair and blue eyes, he also moved here, but from a unknown town. Sword was not orginally my character, he belongs to a friend, but my verison of him is actually my favourite character, given he's protrayed instead a comedic sociopath, but not to the point of being unlikable. He's still a loyal person, and will always do the right thing in the end (usually).. In mine he's very based on Roger from American Dad, to the point I would probably even ask Seth to do him.. I settled on Curtis Armstrong for Saten himself.

9PM AT NIGHT:

AppleJack: (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat is seen tiredly trotting home. Suddenly a red pegasus falls out the sky, and almost hits her, he usually wears a black outfit around him).

AppleJack: Saten Twist?

Saten: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack

AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?

Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little

AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of AA. Ah mean this is the third time this week.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear Applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.

Saten: I -I love you Applejack.

AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well..

Saten: Yeah.. So?

AppleJack: Look. I don't wanna seem like a mean girl, but it's time I told you blunt.. We're not a couple. So stop acting like we are.

Saten: Oh just playing hard to get.

AJ: Unfortunately not Saten.

SUMMERSET CELEBRATION:

Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit by the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.

Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..

Saten: You from canterlot?

Twilight: How do you know?

Saten: Can tell by the type of carriage.

Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.

Saten: No. No.. Just as long as you never end up becoming an alicorn princess.

Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird... I'm Twilight Sparkle.

Saten: Saten Twist.. Spelled with an E, my parents misspelled it and they never bothered to fix it after.

Twilight: Huh.. Well uh, see you around.

Spike and Twilight got out and soon met Pinkie, but joining their bizarre interaction her. Saten Twist was in thr background, and ended up stealing the carriage for no full reason other then boredom.

AppleJack was bucking apples, when she heard her name start being called up.

Saten: AppleJack! Up here!

AppleJack *looks up to see him*

Saten Twist!? What the hell are ya doing here!?

Saten: That dosen't matter. What do you think of my carriage!? *proves to be still riding in it*

AppleJack: Please tell me ya didn't steal that in some lame tempt ta win me back over.

Saten: That depends.. Is it working?

AppleJack: No. Not at all.. Now. Please go away. Ah'm busy.

Saten: Fine. Whatever. *flies away with it*

After flying in the carriage all day. Saten Twist saw there that there was something going on in the tree liberary. And peaked inside.

Pinkie: that's why. I threw this party, and invited everyone in ponyville.

Saten: *groans* Not me.. But oh well. Just me and my car- Crap. The carriage is gone.. Oh well. It was getting boring anyway.

EPISODE 2: (Based on a Fanfiction "Spike's Rainbow Dash")

Rainbow: I'M NOT F*IN' GAY!

Lyra: Are you sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.

Rainbow: F* YOU! *prepares punch*

Spike: Woah. Wooh. Calm down Dashie..

Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming down*

BonBon: Still a lesbian!

Rainbow: *growls and punches BonBon square in the face*

Rainbow: YOU STUPID #$%!

BonBon and Lyra run off in fear.

Rainbow: #$% THOSE #$, MOTHER #$ PIECES OF #$%!., HOW COULD THEY #$ SAY THAT!... FUCK!

Rainbow: I bet I could make even YOU fall in love with me!

Spike: Good luck with that.

Rainbow: No need for luck. I'm awesome!

Spike: Whatever you say.

Meanwhile Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.

Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this?!

Pinkie: Didn't you hear?

Derpy: Hear what?

Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in love with her.

Saten: Annnd, your taking advantage of your friends by going into their personal business by betting money on it.

Pinkie: I, I guess.

Saten: No fair, I was gonna do that!

Pinkue: Hey.. How about this. You can be on my team. And if neither wins. We're split the money.

Saten: ... Done *they brohoof*

Rainbow: Rairty!.. Rarity I need makeover.

Rarity: Haha. Very funny.

Rainbow: I'm serious!

Rarity: It'll take to lon-

Rainbow: *angrily* Rarity, I'm desperate!.. Now make me hot or I swear, I'll set your head on fire!

Rarity; Fine. Fine..

Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached by Derpy.

Derpy: Oh. There you are.

Rainbow: Hello Derpy.

Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?

Rainbow: Is what true?

Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in love with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.

Rainbow: Yeah. So?

Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?

Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.

Derpy: *gasps* You swore you'd never speak of that!

Down at Sugercubes. The tensions started rising. Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.

Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.

Saten: what is that suppose to mean?

Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.

With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville.

Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.

Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in love with you.

Spike: Really? Because I coul-

Dash: *bursts into laughter* You are sooooo gullible!

Spike: ...