Wing: Alright, the four of you remember our condition, right?
Opal: Yes. We promise we won't be seen. We'll be careful.
Wei: Alright. And if you guys need any food, drinks or snacks, just text us. We'll bring some up.
Opal: Is Kuvira already gone?
Wing: Yeah, after arguing with mom and dad for 30 minutes [rolls his eyes and shakes his head]
Opal: [rolls her eyes] She's fucking ridiculous.
Wei: Tell us about it. You guys good right now? Got everything you need up here?
Ginger: We'd like some smoke too.
Wing: Here [pulls out a quarter of weed] You guys know how to roll, right?
Ginger: I do, I got it.
Wei: Need any booze too?
Opal: No, we've already got some.
Wing: Ok, we gotta get back to the party.
Opal: Wait- quick question.
Wei/Wing: Yeah?
Opal: Is Korra intersex?
Wing: Yeah. You guys didn't know that? [chuckles a bit]
Ginger: So, she really does have a penis? No bullshit?
Wei: [chuckles] Yes. You guys didn't notice the half chub on the field?
Maite: Not from the stands.
Wing: [chuckles again] Well yeah, she's got one. Kinda hard to miss sometimes. And she isn't exactly insecure or self-conscious about it. She doesn't really care if people know, not that anyone cares either. It completely suits her.
Ginger: Yummy! [gaping grin]
Wei: Oh lord [chuckles and shakes his head] Alright, we're out. You girls enjoy that newfound information.
[Wing and Wei leave Opal's room.]
Ginger: I feel like a kid at Christmas!
Opal/Asami/Maite: [laugh]
Ginger: Asami, you gotta let me take that bull for a ride! Just once!
Asami: [laughing] You don't wanna share Jargala, I don't wanna share Korra.
Ginger: Fuck! Ok, let's make it a foursome instead!
Asami: [laughing] That's still sharing and I'm not into that.
Ginger: Damn it!
Maite: [laughing] Come on, girl. Roll up. We've got some bodies to watch.
Ginger: Say less. Did you bring the wraps?
Maite: [holds up a few packs]
Ginger: [takes the packs from Maite] Thank you very much [goes and sits at Opal's desk]
[Ginger starts rolling up for her friends, while Maite mixes up a few drinks. They play some Ariana Grande and continue having some girl talk, until Ginger finally finishes. Meanwhile downstairs, the twins and all the guests were out back enjoying the pool, along with some blunts and drinks. Opal and the girls decide to watch and listen from her balcony, leaving her bedroom lights off so they aren't noticed. Jargala has on grey camouflage boyshort swim shorts, with a matching sports swim top. Mako is wearing red swim trunks, Bolin has green swim trunks, and Korra has blue and white swim trunks, with a white bandeau. All four of them had their bodies and tattoos on full display, mesmerizing many, including Opal and her friends.]
Ginger: Korra has a fucking back tattoo!? Omg!
Maite: Yeah, but what is it? Some kinda tribal symbol?
Ginger: I don't know, and I don't fucking care! It is hot!
Opal/Asami: Agreed [sip their drinks, gawking]
Ginger: And is that a fucking Venom tattoo on her left rib?!
Maite: That is so fucking sexy. Lord have mercy [sharp breath]
Ginger: Imagine how that shit looks when she's giving strokes...! Guys, my pussy is roaring right now!
Opal: Pretty sure all 4 of our pussies are roaring.
Asami: Definitely [exhales smoke]
Maite: Who is that on Jargala's right side? [peering]
Ginger: It looks like fucking Harley Quinn...! Omg, it totally is! [bites down on her knuckles and squeals]
Maite: Hot. And I'm loving the dragon tattoo around Mako's arm. I love dragons.
Ginger: What's that on Bolin's arm?
Asami: It looks like Atlas.
Ginger: Atlas?
Opal: It is Atlas. And seriously Ginger? Atlas is the Greek Titan god who bears the weight of the heavens and the world on his shoulders.
Ginger: Ohh, right. I forgot.
Maite: I wish we could see more of their tattoos from up here. It's so hard to tell what's what.
Opal: I think I can see a bull on Bolin's other arm.
Ginger: He's a Taurus. Ooh, you guys are compatible.
Opal: [giggles a bit]
Maite: I think I see a centaur on Mako. Definitely Sagittarius.
Ginger: I see a lion tattoo on Jargala. Ah, my baby is a Leo. I like Leos.
Opal: And I definitely saw a blue and black scorpion around Korra's right calf.
Ginger/Asami/Maite: Scorpio.
Maite: They do say opposites attract, miss fire sign [chuckles at Asami]
Ginger: Scorpios and Aries definitely go together. They have a lot in common, in my opinion. Shit, Scorpios are basically water Aries [chuckles]
Maite: [laughs a bit] Why does that sound so accurate?
Ginger: [laughs a bit] 'Cause it's true. I feel like a lot of people get that perception. I know not many signs can handle Aries, but Scorpios definitely can. Water and fire, fire and ice. The sex has gotta be insane between those two.
Opal: I hear it is [exhales smoke] They have high sexual compatibility.
Maite: Sounds like you could be in for a treat, Asami.
Opal: Oh, she definitely is. That was guaranteed the moment we saw Korra. I probably should've guessed she was a Scorpio. Those fuckers can practically seduce anything. I heard all they do is fuck [laughs a bit]
Ginger: And make people crazy [exhales smoke] Asami, she might turn you out.
Opal/Asami/Maite: [laugh]
Ginger: I don't think you're ready for all that, love.
Asami: [laughing] Shut up.
Ginger: [chuckling] Shit, you might be the next crazy one.
Opal: Hey, she can show her crazy in different ways. Not like the Zarina chick clearly did.
Ginger: Definitely not. That was fucked up. I can't believe she really lied on Korra like that. All because she couldn't have the dick anymore [shakes her head] I would never.
Maite: If Jargala ever cut you off from the sex, you wouldn't be livid? [chuckles]
Ginger: I'd most definitely be livid—
Maite/Asami/Opal: [laugh]
Ginger: [chuckling] But I wouldn't lie on her and say she raped me in the locker room. Who the fuck does that?
Asami: Bitches who are sick in the head, clearly.
Opal: Right. Like Korra would ever have to force herself on anyone. Bitches would probably rape her first.
Ginger: Facts. I wouldn't even be surprised if that's what really went down.
Maite: That probably is what happened. Korra told her ass no and she lied.
Opal/Asami: Yep.
Maite: [shakes her head] Bitches are really insane sometimes.
Opal: Her parents clearly don't believe what happened either. That's all the proof I need right there.
Asami: Exactly.
Ginger: Poor Korra [exhales smoke] I'd treat you better, daddy.
Opal/Asami/Maite: [laugh]
Asami: [laughing] You are such a dog.
Ginger: A real bitch in heat. Yes ma'am [pants with her tongue hanging out]
Asami/Opal/Maite: [laugh again]
Opal: [laughing] Fucking stupid.
Ginger: Don't front, Asami. That's gonna be your new da-da. Sucking on her just like a ba-ba.
Asami/Opal/Maite: [laugh hysterically]
Asami: [laughing] Shut the fuck up…! You're gonna get us caught…!
Opal: [laughing] You and Jargala so deserve each other.
Ginger: Yes, we do. She's hilarious, I'm hilarious. We'd do nothing but laugh and nut together. Happily ever after.
Opal/Asami/Maite: [laugh again]
Ginger: [stares down at Jargala] Just wait, baby. I'm coming for you.
Maite: [laughing] Not yet.
Ginger: [laughs] But soon…! Believe that…!
Maite: [laughing] I have zero doubts.
Opal: [laughing] Let's see what they're talking about down there. Shh. Smoke and watch.
[Down by the pool…]
Mako: Jared, you're fucking nuts! Alright? Nothing about Harry Potter is boring!
Jared (teammate): There's more talking than action!
Bolin: It's called plot! You can't have a story without it!
Jared: I'm too impatient! [laughing]
Jargala: Typical fucking muggles!
Wei: [laughing] I can't believe you guys called me and Wing muggles...! That's just insulting...! We're half-bloods, at least...!
Wing: Yeah...! How dare you? [laughing]
Bolin: [chuckling] Well we didn't know you guys actually watched it too...!
Wing: Duh! It's fucking Harry Potter! [laughing] There's magic and dragons, and fucking quidditch!
Bolin/Mako/Korra/Jargala: Yesss!
Korra: Quidditch is the best fucking part! God, I wish that shit was real! I'd be one of the best players alive!
Wei: Which team would you play for? The Irish or Bulgaria?
Korra: Bulgaria! Duh!
Wei: Period!
Wing: Chaser, Beater, Keeper, or Seeker?
Korra: Ooh, good question. Definitely chaser. I like to be on asses.
Everyone: [laughs a bit]
Wing: Me and Wei would definitely be beaters.
Korra: Just like the Weasley twins. Hell yeah.
Wing: [chuckles] Bolin?
Bolin: Beater for sure.
Wei: Mako?
Mako: Keeper, definitely.
Wing: Lady Jargala?
Jargala: Chaser, of course. I'm all action.
Korra: [high fives Jargala]
Gordy (teammate): If you had to pick which movie was the best, which one would you choose?
Jargala: Fuck! That's an impossible question to answer!
Bolin: Right?! I hate that question!
Gordy: [laughs] Ok, how about 2?
Bolin: Thank you for the mercy!
Everyone: [laughs]
Jargala: It was The Goblet of Fire and The Half-blood Prince for me.
Bolin: The Chamber of Secrets and The Goblet of Fire.
Mako: The Order of the Phoenix and The Prisoner of Azkaban.
Korra: The Goblet of Fire and The Prisoner of Azkaban— or as I like to call it, The Year Everybody Hit Draco.
Everyone: [laughs]
Mako: [laughing] That's exactly why it's one of my favorites! [high fives Korra]
Jargala: [laughing] The Prisoner of Azkaban is definitely my third favorite.
Bolin: Mine too! [laughing]
Gordy: [chuckles] The Prisoner of Azkaban is hands down my favorite. It was just too lit. The Goblet of Fire is for sure my second.
Korra: The Goblet of Fire was definitely too lit. I love that shit. It had everything. Mermaids, Dragons, the fucking Quidditch World Cup. Everything about it was perfect.
Jargala: Period. And Hermione finally popped out and flexed on bitches!
Korra: Yes! [high fives Jargala] My fine ass wife in that beautiful ass dress! They weren't ready! And she popped out with Viktor fucking Krum! Put some respect on her name!
Everyone: [laughs]
Tyler (teammate): [laughing] Oh, we're putting respect on muggles now?
Korra: She is not a fucking muggle! Her momma or her daddy is lying! 'Cause there's no way! My bitch was the baddest witch in Hogwarts!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Cara (teammate): [laughing] How did she not end up with Viktor, though?! I would've cuffed that!
Jargala: Yo, I said the same shit! He really wanted that ass, too!
Maddie (teammate): I swear I thought she was gonna end up with Harry.
Mako: I feel like everyone thought that, but I actually like that Harry ended up with Ginny. His best friend's sister? Fuck yeah. Keep it all in the family.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Maddie: [laughing] Can't argue with that. And she was a kickass Quidditch player.
Mako: Yes, she was. Harry knew what he was doing and so did Ginny. She was plottin' on him since The Chamber of Secrets…!
Korra: Wanted him to Slyther-in her chamber of secrets.
Everyone: [laughs hysterically]
Mako: [laughing] You are fucking stupid!
Korra: [laughing] I'm speaking facts, though! She didn't fool me! I knew the vibes through the screen!
Bolin: [laughing] Harry was really pullin' 'em, though...!
Korra: Yes, he was, but he wasn't doing it right. I would've hit Ginny, Cho, Romilda, the chick from the train station cafe, and Hermione…!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: The Chosen One is choosing! Fuck do you mean? I'm charming all the bitches! Hocus Pocus, let me stroke-us! Swish and flick, come ride this dick!
Everyone: [cracks up laughing]
Gordy: [cracking up] Yo, I am crying!
Jargala: [cracking up] I fucking can't with you!
Bolin: [hollers comically and continues cracking up]
Korra: [puffs her blunt, chuckling]
Mako: [cracking up] Fucking idiot!
Cara: [cracking up] Korra, you are too fucking much!
Korra: [exhales smoke] Man, I would be gettin' ass all over Hogwarts. Every year. Period.
Dante (teammate): [laughing] Yo, are you sure you're not a sex addict?
Korra: Positive. I've been celibate before. I was celibate for 6 months before I came here.
Jargala: [chuckling] Holy shit, are you serious?
Korra: Yeah [chuckles] After Zarina and Katya, I was done with high school pussy. I didn't want parts of anyone. As a matter of fact, I still haven't had pussy since coming back. Which is why I'm still lowkey livid, 'cause I should be balls deep inside of a potential Puerto Rican porn star right now.
Everyone: [cracks up laughing again]
Korra: I earned that shit, yo!
Jargala: [laughing] Aww, you want me to make you feel better?
Korra: Don't tempt me…! 'Cause I know there's a dozen rooms around this big ass house…!
Everyone: [laughs more]
Wing: [laughing] Sorry, Kor - our parents said no random sex around the house or the estate grounds.
Korra: Why not?! I know they get it in around this motherfucker!
Everyone: [laughs more]
Wei: [cracking up] Gross! We don't wanna think about that!
Korra: It's more than likely true [chuckling] I know Kuvira gets her shit pounded around here too.
Wing: [retches] Ugh! We definitely don't wanna think about that!
Mako: You guys have caught her before, haven't you?
Wei: Unfortunately. Her nasty ass doesn't know how to keep it in her bedroom.
Mako: That sounds like her. She's been caught at school a few times too. What about your other sister?
Wing: Opal isn't like that. She's never been like that.
Mako: But she's one of the primo girls at school, right?
Wei: Yeah, but she isn't a stuck up, narcissistic bitch like Kuvira. She's sweet and nice, and she actually cares about people.
Mako: [scoffs] That's not what we heard.
Wing: Since when do you guys believe everything you hear? You never believe anything.
Jargala: We don't. It's just that Beifongs have a lot of clout at RCA. If something isn't about you guys or your brothers, it's about Kuvira and your other sister. Apparently, she's one of the queen bitches of our fine institution.
Wei: Let me ask you this - what do you guys actually know about our sister and her friends?
Jargala: Just that birds of the same feather flock together. We know she isn't the only rich, spoiled, pretty princess at RCA. Mako dated another, we know there's a third and a fourth. The one Mako dated also dated RCA's Most Valuable Prick, Tokuga Kingston. And according to him, she's still his. The others have gotten around as well, and their track record didn't sound any better. They showcase ass together by way of the girls' volleyball team, and they only go for the first-class, top-notch specimens. Even when those specimens are cunts who shouldn't even be allowed to procreate.
Mako: And didn't your sister date Tadashi Lee? Another superficial douchebag.
Wing: That was a horrid mistake. Even she doesn't like to talk about that. Tadashi was a total fraud, he deceived her. He pretended to be somebody worthwhile.
Wei: And for the record, everyone our sister has dated asked her out first. She didn't go for them; they came for her. She was just too nice to turn them down or turn them away.
Bolin: [scoffs] How hard is it to say no? She's that much of a people pleaser?
Wing: No, she just doesn't like to come off as a snobby bitch.
Bolin: She should do herself a favor and give less of a shit about what people think. Life will be so much easier for her.
Jargala: Right? The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.
Korra: [exhales smoke] Facts.
Mako: Mhm [nods, puffing his blunt]
Wing: Teach us all your ways, oh great ones.
Korra: There's nothing to teach. Just do what the fuck you want. It's that simple.
Jargala: Period [exhales smoke] The shit isn't hard. Life is too short anyway.
Wei: We actually think you guys would like her. And her friends.
Mako: We doubt that. Look, we've spread ourselves thin enough on the social scale already.
Jargala: We've got nothing in common with a bunch of princesses. Besides, what the hell would they even want to do with us? We're no one special or important. Not like them. We're misfits and always will be.
[The four friends fist bump each other.]
Dante: Mako, what didn't you like about the one you dated?
Mako: Clingy, needy, spoiled, whiny, kind of a know-it-all.
Korra: [chuckles a bit] Come now, Mako. Don't tell me you were feeling inferior.
Mako: Look, females already think they know every damn thing and always think they're right. With her, it was just twice as insufferable.
Korra: [chuckles] I don't know what's wrong with you, man. I love a smart bitch. You learn something new and interesting every day. The conversation never runs dry.
Mako: I don't mind intelligence, it's the arrogance that often comes with it. It just feels condescending, and I don't like that shit.
Korra: I suppose I can understand that [puffs her blunt]
Mako: I just couldn't tolerate her. No matter how fucking hot she was.
Bolin: You have intimacy issues.
Mako: Why? Because I don't want someone to constantly be up my ass? Space is healthy in a relationship.
Bolin: But so is intimacy. And that's what she wanted from you.
Mako: I think I was intimate enough. We kissed, we hugged, we saw each other at school. Nothing extra was called for. We didn't need to constantly be in each other's faces. You can't miss someone if they're always around.
Jargala: You'd be surprised. That's actually a thing. Lovers can get really attached. Physically and emotionally. But you two never had sex, right?
Mako: No. I tried to get a blowjob once, but she chickened out.
Korra: Tried? [scoffs a bit] What the hell, man? Have you been taught nothing? You don't just spring a blowjob on a girl. They have to WANT to do that themselves, not because you ask for it. What's the matter with you? [thumps Mako upside the head]
Bolin: Thank you, Korra.
Mako: Ow...! What? We were making out and my dick got hard. I thought it'd be harmless.
Korra: [shakes her head] Christ, Mako. I hope you didn't head push her too.
Mako: How else was I supposed to get across what I wanted?
Korra: [thumps Mako upside the head again] You priapic mutt. No…! Bad Mako...!
Mako: Ow...! [rubs the back of his head]
Bolin: Thank you again, Korra.
Mako: What'd I do? I just made a suggestion; I took the lead.
Korra: You don't do that…! You wait for them to actually want to go down on you, not because you suggest it…! Pressuring girls isn't cool…! Or better yet, you could've suggested going down on her first…! Like - I don't know - a fucking gentleman? I mean, what happened to ladies first?
Jargala: God, I love you.
Everyone: [laughs]
Mako: I wasn't trying to pressure her, I just read the situation wrong apparently…!
Korra: Let me find out you did that shit again; I'll punch you in the fucking temple.
Mako: Jesus, ok.
Korra: I hope you apologized.
Mako: I did. Bolin chastised me.
Korra: [high fives Bolin] My boy.
Bolin: See? I told you it was wrong.
Mako: Yeah, I got that now.
Korra: That goes for all you fuckers on this team, too. Push on a girl's head if you want to, I'll knock your shit between the washer and dryer.
Everyone: [laughs]
Dante: Aye, aye, captain...! [laughing]
Gordy: Sir, yes sir! [laughing]
Maddie: Korra, I'm like seriously in love with you right now.
Cara: Me too.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: [exhales smoke] That shit is disrespectful.
Mako: So, you've never pushed on a girl's head, all the times you got a blowjob?
Korra: No. I don't lay a hand on their head, unless they put my hand there themselves. I let them control the situation, not the other way around. A blowjob is a privilege, you ass. Not an entitlement.
Jargala: Preach, daddy!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jargala: You want some head tonight? I got you.
Everyone: [laughs hysterically]
Korra: [chuckling] Don't tease me.
Jargala: I'm not teasing [chuckling]
Korra: [chuckles sexily and winks at Jargala]
Taylor (teammate): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa - time out here. Do you two have some kinda history going on?
Jargala: Yeah, you could say that.
Taylor: Wait, so you actually are bi? We had it right the first time?
Jargala: Yes, I'm bi. I just like girls more than guys, because shit never feels forced or pressured. It's even. And guys are assholes more often than not.
Taylor: Right. No, I get it.
Wing: Wow, sometimes I really hate my gender.
Taylor: No, Wing— you and Wei are totally awesome…! I didn't mean you…!
Jared: Gee, thanks for making the rest of us feel better about ourselves [sarcastically]
Maddie: Ok, most of you on this team aren't assholes [chuckles] Is that better, guys?
Tyler: Much better. Thanks, Mads [chuckling]
Maddie: No problem. I mean it, too.
Cara: Tokuga is really a dick for spreading the rumors of you being a hard dyke.
Wei: We knew Jargala was bi. We never bought into that shit he was saying.
Wing: Right. We've known her for 3 years. Tokuga doesn't know shit about her. He's just a prejudiced bastard.
Korra: I feel like I wanna fight Tokuga.
Everyone: [laughs]
Wei: [laughing] Be our guest, please! Beat his ass!
Wing: The whole fucking school hates him.
Korra: I'm surprised I haven't met him yet.
Dante: He's definitely heard of you. Has a lot to say, too.
Korra: Of course. Most usually do. Let me guess— he thinks I'm a freak?
Jaiden (teammate): In a nutshell.
Korra: Oh please. He's just afraid that my dick is bigger than his. They always are [puffs her blunt]
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jargala: [laughing] It most definitely is.
Korra: Duh [exhales smoke]
Everyone: [laughs again]
Iroh (teammate): Do you guys think Tokuga slept with his ex?
Wing: [chuckles] Why? You don't want his sloppy seconds? I wouldn't blame you.
Iroh: Come on. You guys know I like her.
Wei: Then ask her out already and make the suffering a wrap [chuckles] She's totally approachable.
Iroh: Really?
Wing: Yeah, she's not like Kuvira. You're safe, dude. Unless you're afraid of Tokuga.
Iroh: He's fucking insane. I don't even know what to really think about the girl, because she actually dated a psychopath.
Korra: Oh, she must like 'em unstable [chuckles]
Mako: What the fuck was I?!
Korra: You're emotionally unstable [chuckles] It's ok, we still love you.
Mako: I am not…! I'm just disciplined, unlike most humans…! I don't let my emotions run me…!
Jargala: You stifle them, dude. That's your problem. It's ok to show a little emotion sometimes.
Mako: Well, that's not easy for me. Emotions mean vulnerability, and that's not who I am.
Bolin: Well, if you're gonna bother with relationships, you're gonna have to be vulnerable sometimes. That's just how it goes. There's no avoiding it.
Mako: Girls don't make me feel that way.
Jargala: You just haven't met one who does yet. I'm betting that if you liked someone enough, you'd make an effort. You need someone who can throw your bullshit back at you [chuckles]
Bolin/Korra: Agreed.
Mako: Stop analyzing me.
Jargala: [chuckles] Somebody has to.
Iroh: So, what's the backstory behind you and Korra?
Jargala: We lost our virginities to each other.
Iroh: [wide eyed] Holy shit. Really?
Korra: [nods, puffing her blunt] Mhm.
Raven (teammate): But aren't you guys supposed to be best friends?
Jargala: We are. Always have been. But when we were going on 17, we decided to swap virginities. We just felt like our first time shouldn't be with a stranger, it should be with a friend. And we've always had an intimate friendship, so it was just natural. And it was fucking phenomenal [chuckles]
Korra: [chuckles and tongue kisses Jargala] De nada, bebè.
Jargala: [giggles and kisses Korra back, also using her tongue]
Dante: [gaping in awe at the kissing friends] Awesome...
Iroh: [gaping in awe] Korra, you might literally be the goat.
Korra: Mhm [kissing Jargala]
Jargala: [giggles again, kissing Korra]
Raven: And shit has never been weird between you two?
Jargala: [pulls away from Korra] Nope, never. We have a bond. I'll always love her, and she'll always love me. We understand each other's physical and emotional needs better than anyone else, and we rely on each other for that whenever we need it. Especially when we're both being stressed out by someone who doesn't get us. I get lonely sometimes, she does too, and we lean on each other for comfort and intimacy. If she's ever going through it, she knows she can come to me. If I'm ever going through it, I know I can go see her.
Korra: I don't mind having that relationship with girls. I love being a comfort and a healer. A reliever. Especially because I know females always go through a lot of shit. I've had that relationship with a few girls in my lifetime, but Jargala is the only one it stuck with, because she's my best friend and she's the only one who's never gotten greedy. Eventually I had to cut that arrangement out because girls always got possessive and crazy [shakes her head] I didn't have time for that. But yeah, if you're someone I'm close to, someone I actually give a fuck about, someone I care about seeing happy— I let it be known: if you ever need me, come see me [puffs her blunt]
Gordy: Korra, you gotta fucking teach us how you do the things that you do!
Everyone: [laughs]
Gordy: She's a fucking god! Seriously!
Korra: [exhales smoke] Emotional clout is just as powerful as physical clout. I love all of mine. It's not all about sex.
Gordy: Fucking teach me!
Dante: And me!
Wei/Wing: And us!
Korra: [chuckles and shakes her head] You guys are a mess. Wing, Wei— what the hell do you guys need help with? I can tell by the way you guys talk about your sister that you're great guys. You were raised right.
Wing: But we wanna be masters like you!
Korra: [chuckles again] Just be genuine. You guys are fine. As for the rest of you, do more thinking with the head on your shoulders and less with the one in your pants. You might actually learn something. Yes, pussy is spectacular. But it's not everything. Focus more on attaining souls and not just bodies.
Gordy: [typing on his cellphone] Let me put this shit in my phone.
Everyone: [laughs]
Korra: [chuckling] You're fucking goofy, man.
Cara: Great, now I'm envious.
Taylor: Right?! And jealous as fuck!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: Sorry, ladies. I can't do it all. I'd never know peace for the remainder of high school. I don't want those problems again.
Jared: Is that why you won't fuck Kuvira?
Korra: Look, she's hot, but she's also problematic. I don't have time for that. And as I've said several times, I am done with high school girls.
Wing: How old is the Puerto Rican chick?
Korra: 22.
Wei: Where the hell did you meet her?
Korra: The gym. Baby girl couldn't take her eyes off me [sexy chuckle] Then she seduced me in the showers [puffs her blunt with a sexy wink]
Wei: Nice!
Wing: And how old are you again?
Korra: 17. I'll be 18 in November.
Wing: [shocked laugh] And your parents condone this?!
Korra: What? I'm almost legal [chuckles] And grown woman pussy hits different.
Everyone: [laughs]
Korra: Definitely better than high school pussy.
Raven: I am insulted!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: I mean none of you any disrespect. Honestly [chuckles] But high school pussy isn't shit but trouble and stress. I have reached my limit.
Maddie: [whines] Not all of it is like that!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: [chuckling] Maybe not, Mads. But I'm through sampling and so are my friends.
Mako: Hell yes.
Bolin: No gracias.
Jargala: Over it.
Jared: Bolin, who the hell turned you off the girls at school?
Bolin: Let's see, there was Becca Connors, Laney Wilson, Chloe Bates, Stacey Knapp, Jules Warner, Nadia Thompson, Addison Bishop, Justice Marks, Lily Strauss, Cadence Cross -
Jared: Jesus! You've had that much ass?
Bolin: [shrugs] It's high school.
Dante: Mako, how many bodies have you tagged?
Mako: Eh, I lost count after 11.
Dante: Damn! Jargala?
Jargala: Somewhere between 10 and 14, I think.
Dante: Wow!
Iroh: I'm afraid to even ask Korra! [laughs a bit]
Everyone: [laughs]
Korra: About 16, give or take. I was in a relationship for a year.
Wei: No shit? A whole year?
Korra: Yeah. Make no mistake, I may get around a bit, but my loyalty runs deep. If you got me, you got me. I'm devoted to you.
Wei: Respect.
Raven: Clearly, she's loyal. She's had the same friends all her life, and she bangs one of them exclusively.
Everyone: [laughs]
Jargala: [laughing] Isn't it wonderful?
Raven: Scale of 1 to 10, how bomb is it?
Jargala: Twelve- hundred.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jargala: The sex, the treatment, the affection - and I always get food when I wake up [cheeky grin]
Raven: You bitch.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Raven: Seriously Korra?!
Korra: [chuckles, shrugs, and wraps an arm around Jargala's body, kissing her neck] I know how to treat mine. Sorry.
Raven: I'm gonna fucking cry [whimpers]
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jargala: [laughing] The sex will have you happy crying.
Everyone: [cracks up laughing]
Raven: [screams into her hands]
Jargala: [laughing] And doing that into a pillow.
Raven: [sinks underwater]
Everyone: [laughs at Raven]
Wing: [laughing] So it's safe to say that Korra's the best you've ever had.
Jargala: Hands fucking down. There is no comparison. Period.
Gordy: What in the fuck are you?! [to Korra]
Korra: A Scorpio [chuckles, winks sexily, and puffs her blunt]
Everyone: [laughs]
Maddie: Ok, then I know what I need to go hunting for.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: [laughing] Fair warning, not all of us are at our peak. Choose wisely.
Maddie: Fuck!
Iroh: So, what's the best sign you've ever had sexually?
Korra: Ooh, that's tough [chuckles] I'm caught between Leo and Pisces. The way they fuck you back, lord [throws her head back]
Everyone: [laughs]
Iroh: Top 5?
Korra: Leo, Pisces, Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn.
Zion (teammate): You've never had an air sign?
Korra: No, I have. I just wasn't all that thrilled. It was void as fuck.
Zion: Which have you had?
Korra: I've had all 3. If I had to pick the best of the 3, it's Gemini.
Carmen (teammate): What about fire signs? You've only had a Leo?
Korra: No, I've had a Sagittarius a few times, and like 3 other Leos.
Carmen: No Aries?
Korra: Haven't had an Aries yet. They elude me. But I'll trap one someday. Cross it off the old to-do list. I hear they're feisty. I do enjoy a challenge.
Jargala: Are you sure you wanna do that? I heard they're batshit insane too.
Korra: Aren't all fire signs? [chuckles] It's fire, and I'm water. You fuckers don't frighten or phase me.
Jargala: [laughs a bit and playfully shoves Korra] Fuck you.
Korra: Say please [chuckles]
Jargala: [giggles] You get on my nerves.
Korra: [chuckling] See? I tame the fuck out of fire signs. I humble their mean asses.
Bolin: Fire signs are mean as hell. Mako is a prime example.
Mako: I am not mean!
Korra: You are. It's ok, we love you though.
Jargala: You think I'm mean?
Korra: You have an attitude sometimes, lil baby [chuckles]
Jargala: And you don't? [laughs a bit] You're just as hotheaded as me and Mako…!
Bolin: True [chuckles]
Korra: [chuckling] Can't argue with that. Maybe that's why we vibe so well.
Jargala: Exactly! [laughing] Yeah, maybe an Aries would suit you.
Korra: Eh, there's no telling. Most of my relationships these days are just temporary.
Carmen: So, you don't have any other relationships like the one you have with Jargala?
Korra: Only one. The gym that I go to? The owner, her name is Alijah. Me and her have had that bond going on since I was 15. Took it to the next level after I finally turned 17.
Iroh: And how old is she?
Korra: 24.
Iroh: [wide eyed] What?!
Korra: Yeah, I guess dating in your 20's isn't shit either [chuckles] No one knows how to treat her but me, apparently. [shrugs] So I take care of her when she needs it. Girls Need Love, Summer Walker [chuckles]
Jargala: Ayeee! Period! [bends over and jiggles her ass in the pool]
Everyone: [laughs]
Korra: [chuckles, puffing her blunt, she smacks Jargala's ass with her free hand]
Raven: Korra, I am fucking in love with you!
Everyone: [laughs more]
Dante: [laughing] So you're just out here giving dick with no complications, huh?
Korra: That part [exhales smoke, with a chuckle]
Raven: I need some dick with no complications!
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: [laughing] Jar, throw Raven some strap game.
Jargala: Shit, what's up?!
Raven: At this point, I will fuck both of you!
Everyone: [cracks up laughing]
Wing: [laughing] Yo, we are wild right now!
DJ (teammate): [laughing] I'm mad she really quoted Summer Walker, though. And so cleverly, too...!
Korra: [chuckling] I eat, sleep and breathe music.
DJ: [laughing] Let me guess - you're not a player, you just crush a lot?
Korra: That fucking part…!
Everyone: [laughs]
Dante: So, you're definitely a hip hop lover.
Korra: Definitely. How can anybody not like hip hop? Rap too. I love that shit.
Dante: Top 5 genres.
Korra: Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Rock, Alternative.
Maddie: Any Pop?
Korra: That's number 6.
Dante: Bolin, Mako, Jar?
Bolin/Mako/Jargala: Same.
Jargala: All 4 of us have the same taste in music. Another reason we vibe so hard.
Dante: Nice.
DJ: Top 5 rappers.
Bolin: Old school or new school?
DJ: Ooh, good counter question. Uh, new school first.
Bolin: J. Cole, Lil Baby, NF, Drake, and Juice Wrld.
DJ: Nice. Old school?
Bolin: Tupac, Biggie, Lil Wayne, Dr. Dre, and Eminem.
DJ: Hell yeah. Mako?
Mako: New school - Lil Baby, J. Cole, Drake, Juice Wrld, and Mac Miller.
DJ: I fuck with Juice Wrld and Mac Miller. RIP to both, man [shakes his head]
Mako: I know right? Shit broke my heart.
Jargala: I cried. Mac was too pure.
Korra: Yes, he was. Like Ariana said, he was a fucking angel. Bitch made me shed a tear with that line.
Everyone: [laughs]
Jargala: They were so fucking cute together.
Korra: They were perfect, but depression be a motherfucker.
Everyone: Facts.
Korra: It's a damn shame that the world really fucks you up like that. It taints your soul.
DJ: It does. Juice said it, life will have you feeling lifeless.
Everyone: Facts…!
DJ: Old school lineup, Mako?
Mako: Tupac, Biggie, Dr. Dre, Lil Wayne, and Wu-Tang Clan.
DJ: Nice! The Wu, bitches!
Mako: Period.
Dante: Jar, your turn.
Jargala: New school - Juice Wrld, Mac Miller, Lil Baby, J. Cole, and Kendrick Lamar.
Dante: Kung Fu Kenny! Alright!
Jargala: Old school - Tupac, Biggie, Dr. Dre, Wu-Tang Clan, and Nas.
Dante: Nasty! Yes! [high fives Jargala]
Leon (teammate): Daddy K?
Korra: I'm obsessed with a lot of artists, so I really hate these fucking questions.
Everyone: [laughs a bit]
Wei: Right? Like it's so hard to choose.
Korra: Exactly. Uh, new school - J. Cole, Juice Wrld, Lil Baby, Kendrick Lamar, and… fuck! Tyler, The Creator.
Leon: Oh! Wolf Haley! [high fives Korra]
Korra: That's my boy.
Bolin: We fucking love Tyler.
Jargala: Sir Baudelaire, bitches.
Mako: Odd Future, Wolf Gang, Kill Them All.
Korra: Call Me If You Get Lost [winks and puffs her blunt]
Raven: I'm lost!
Everyone: [laughs]
Leon: Old school lineup?
Korra: Fuck, uh - Pac, Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z, and Wu-Tang Clan.
Leon: All goats.
Jargala: It was a little hard to differentiate, 'cause a lot of these artists have a certain aesthetic with their music. It makes you think twice about their genre.
Maddie: Right? Like Rod Wave, I fucking love him, but I couldn't decide if he was technically a rapper or an R&B artist. 'Cause he sings more than he raps, in my opinion.
Korra: Nah, I completely understand what you mean. We love Rod Wave too. I think he's a mixture of the two. 'Cause he's got trap soul vibes, like Bryson Tiller.
Maddie: Exactly!
Ashland (teammate): I stagnate on Tyler sometimes, 'cause he's so versatile too.
Mako: That's honestly the best thing about him, though.
Ashland: It is.
Gordy: For sure. I feel the same way about Post Malone.
Bolin: Posty is definitely versatile, that's why we love him too. Just like Mac, he's versatile. Ed Sheeran, The Kid Laroi, Juice. All of them.
Gordy: Yes! Yes!
Raven: Ed Sheeran is lit as fuck. I love his collaboration projects.
Korra: Dope as fuck. Ed Sheeran can make fire with anyone.
Everyone: Period.
Leon: Yo, but like, what the fuck is The Weeknd? 'Cause he's like, the number one artist in the world.
Jargala: I wanna say R&B, Soul, Pop, Hip Hop. But he's kind of alternative too. And electronic.
Wing: He's another big versatile artist.
Wei: I swear his music is infectious. That shit gets in your bones.
Jargala: It does, but its fire.
Wei: It is.
Jared: Any female favorites?
Jargala: Ariana Grande is obviously a favorite of everyone.
Everyone: Yep.
Korra: She thinks she's grown and shit now. Lord, if I ever got my hands on her - [presses her palms together] Father, forgive me and my sinful mind.
Everyone: [cracks up laughing]
Korra: Lil baby ain't gon' be walkin' side to side..! She's not gonna be walking at all..!
Everyone: [laughs even more]
Jared: [cracking up] Tears! I am in fucking tears!
Korra: Nah, she's gonna be in tears [puffs her blunt]
Everyone: [cracks up more]
Mako: [cracking up] Fucking menace!
Korra: [exhales smoke, chuckles, and raises her hand] Hey, all the explicit, cocky shit she's been talkin' - I just wanna see if she can back it up...! That's all...! You wanna be grown, Ari? Ok, let's be grown...!
Everyone: [continues laughing hysterically]
Korra: You wanna get nasty? Alright, I got some nasty for you...! Run me that cat, Cat...!
Bolin: [cracking up] Please shut up!
Mako: [hollers comically and falls over into the pool]
Everyone: [laughs at Mako]
Ashland: [laughing] Anymore female artists you care to defile?
Korra: Kehlani. I would fucking destroy her. Fatality.
Everyone: [laughs more]
Jargala: [laughing] I'd destroy that too; I can't even lie.
DJ: [laughing] Shit, who wouldn't?
Korra: Even though she's toxic as fuck and so is Ariana.
Jared: How is Ariana toxic?
Korra: The bitch is remorseless lately...! She's got a new body every 10 seconds, just like Kehlani...!
Jared: That is true.
Korra: And Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored? Really?!
Jared: [laughs] I heard about that shit.
Korra: She calls it passion, I call it homewrecking. That's not a good look, sis. She needs to sit her ass down somewhere.
Jargala: [laughs] And you don't?
Korra: I'm gonna tell you the same thing I tell every girl with the same opinion - either cuff me or shut the fuck up.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: It's not my fault that I can't be kept. I do what I'm supposed to.
Jargala: [laughing] I know, daddy.
Korra: You know what? Just to prove that statement, I might just say fuck it and let Alijah cuff me. I know she can handle it, she knows how to treat me, and she gives me head instead of headaches.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jargala: [laughing] I wouldn't blame you. You guys are cute together, she's mature. And she definitely wants to make you hers.
Korra: After I hit Adriana [chuckles]
Bolin: [laughing] Is that the Puerto Rican chick's name?
Korra: Correct.
Bolin: [chuckling] What sign is she? Do you know?
Korra: Virgo.
Bolin: Nice.
Ashland: [chuckling] I know you'd hit more than Ariana and Kehlani.
Korra: Jhene Aiko, Rihanna, H.E.R., Ella Mai.
Ashland: Excellent choices.
DJ: Hell yeah [chuckling]
Ashland: You're a fan of their music too?
Korra: Of course.
Ashland: Period.
Iroh: I know you and Jargala lost your virginities to each other, but if you've known Alijah since you were 15, did anything ever happen between you guys back then?
Korra: Technically I've known her since I was 12. She was sort of my first kiss, my first hand job, and my first blowjob.
Iroh: [wide eyed] Holy fuck.
Gordy: So, if you were 15 at the time, then she was-
Korra: 22, yes.
Gordy: Good God!
Taylor: Wait, what do you mean she was 'sort of' your first kiss?
Korra: Technically I kissed someone else before her. A Mrs. Robinson of sorts [chuckles a bit]
Teammates: What?!
Korra: She kinda helped me navigate my sexuality a bit. She's how I figured out what I was capable of with girls. She's a friend of my mom's, but I haven't seen her in a long time. I've known her my whole life, though. Since I was a baby.
Wing: And does your mom know about what happened?
Korra: Yes, she does. I have an open and honest relationship with my parents. We have no secrets.
Wing: Holy shit.
Korra: It wasn't anything perverse or predatory. She's actually the reason I'm confident and comfortable in my body now. I had a difficult time accepting it at first, mostly because I didn't think anyone else would. But she showed me that I had nothing to be self-conscious about. That I was unique, that I had a gift. And she was right [chuckles a bit]
Wei: And you seriously haven't seen her in a while?
Korra: Nah. She and her husband are pretty important people, last I heard. I guess they've been busy running an empire [shrugs]
Wei: She's married? Do you know the husband too?
Korra: Not as well as I know her. The husband works, like a lot. I only ever met him a few times. But he's friends with my dad.
Wing: And does he know about you and his wife?
Korra: I don't know. That's between them [chuckles a bit]
Wing: [astounded] Wow.
Maddie: She must've been a serious M.I.L.F. No wonder you have a fetish for older women [chuckles a bit]
Korra: [laughs a bit] I wouldn't say fetish. They just appeal to me. And yeah, she was. Could never forget her face, that's for sure. Creamy complexion, eyes like emeralds, sexy raven hair. Sometimes I wasn't even sure she was real.
Maddie: What was her name?
Korra: I called her Yazzy. Ever since I was a toddler. That's what I knew her as.
Maddie: Could be short for Yasmine.
Korra: Maybe. I don't remember her actual name. Never needed to use it.
Maddie: Right.
Korra: [chuckles a bit] I don't think she was a mom, though. So, I'm not sure if she categorizes as a M.I.L.F.
Maddie: Cougar?
Korra: [laughs a bit] Perhaps.
Taylor: How the hell did that situation even transpire?
Korra: I don't know. I was chilling out with my guitar in the living room, and she approached me. I'm guessing she liked what she heard.
Jargala: And what she saw.
Everyone: [laughs]
Taylor: You play guitar?!
Korra: [chuckles] Yeah. Serious music lover, remember?
Wei: Acoustic or electric?
Korra: Both. And I play drums and piano.
Wei: Dope! You gotta play something for us!
Korra: [chuckles] Sorry, my guitars are back home in my room.
Wing: We have some here! Me and Wei take lessons!
Wei: I'll go grab mine!
[Wei leaps up and runs into the estate. Meanwhile, everyone continued talking. Wei returns 4 minutes later with an electric and acoustic guitar, along with a small amplifier. Korra comes out of the pool and dries herself, then throws on a white t-shirt and sits down on a lounge chair. She takes a couple of shots, then pops her blunt between her lips and picks up the acoustic guitar, tuning it a bit.]
Korra: What do you wanna hear? [puffs her blunt]
Bolin: How about a cheesy throwback? [chuckles]
Everyone: [laughs a bit]
Korra: [chuckling] I know a classic one that everyone should recognize.
[Korra starts playing a soft tune and everyone exclaims and starts singing.]
Everyone: [sings]
Hey there, Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But, girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear, it's true
Hey there, Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there, Delilah
I know times are gettin' hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there, Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah, I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there, Delilah
You be good, and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be makin' history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there, Delilah, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Ho-oh, woah-oh, woah oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh, woah oh-oh oh woah
Oh oh-woah oh-oh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
[The party group claps and cheers together, laughing.]
Korra: [chuckling] Nicely fucking done, party people [puffs her blunt]
Wing: Nicely fucking played...! How long have you been playing?
Korra: Since I was 6. I've always loved guitars; I love the sound. It's just peaceful and thrilling at the same time.
Wei: Think you could teach me and Wing?
Korra: Sure, but at my place though.
Wing: Fine by us. Kuvira would probably stalk you, anyway.
Korra: That's why I said my place [exhales smoke and chuckles a bit]
Everyone: [laughs a bit]
Korra: She's kinda relentless, huh?
Wei: You have no fucking idea. She's the worst.
Korra: Does that mean she isn't gonna stop?
Wing: She never stops.
Korra: What are the chances a quick suck off will make her well off?
Everyone: [laughs]
Wei: [laughing] Dude, that still won't be enough. If anything, it'll make it worse.
Wing: [laughing] Yeah, she wants the whole dick.
Korra: But I don't want any pussy from her. I'll let her suck my dick, if she's with that. But that's all [chuckles]
Jargala: Man, don't even give her that. Let the bitch die of thirst.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jargala: I swear to God, if you give that girl any parts of you, 'mad' isn't the word to sum up what I'll be at you.
Korra: Jeez, alright, alright [chuckles a bit] I'll listen.
Jargala: And I've got partial ownership of that dick, so I definitely get a say.
Everyone: [laughs again]
Korra: [laughing] Yes ma'am.
Dante: [laughing] Partial ownership? Korra's dick has shareholders?
Everyone: [laughs hysterically]
Jargala: [laughing] Technically it's just me and Alijah. Adriana is only getting a small transaction.
Everyone: [laughs more]
DJ: [laughing] Damn, Korra…! You're Da Baby out here, huh?
Mako: [laughing] Jar and Alijah be like, "that ain't Da Baby, that's MY baby!"
Everyone: [laughs hysterically]
Jargala: [laughing] 'Cause period!
Gordy: [laughing] Wait, wait, wait - Jar...! So, raw or nah?
Everyone: [laughs more]
Jargala: [laughing] Raw! I'm not some stranger! Like hell if she was gonna use a rubber with me, as if I was!
Everyone: [continues laughing hysterically]
Jargala: [laughing] Only the outside bitches get the glove!
Bolin: [laughing] Then why the fuck was Zarina so crazy?!
Korra: [laughing] The condom was too thin.
Everyone: [continues laughing]
Jargala: She wouldn't have been able to take the raw shit, anyway, considering she tired out too quickly. Was she ever even able to make it on top?
Korra: [chuckling] Not at all. She was a major pillow princess.
Jargala: Ugh, I can't stand a pillow princess. If you're not gonna fuck back, why are we even doing this?!
Everyone: [laughs out loud]
Jargala: No wonder she gave you so much head...! She had to compensate somehow...!
Everyone: [laughs more]
Korra: [laughing] Well the compensation sufficed. And I don't mind a pillow princess. I'm king of the ring anyway.
Everyone: [laughs more]
Wing: [laughing] So, have the four of you been cool so far?
Mako: I mean, I guess as far as parties normally go, this one hasn't sucked as much as we thought it would.
Bolin: Yeah. You guys aren't so bad.
Jargala: Thanks for the adjustments. We know you guys didn't have to do it.
Wei: We wanted to. Besides, this is probably the best party we've ever had. Shit isn't rowdy, there's no social pressure going on. Everyone's just chilling. I wish all parties had this vibe. I think this is how we wanna do hangouts from now on.
Wing: Definitely. Why the hell weren't we doing this sooner?
Wei: 'Cause high schoolers suck.
Wing: Sounds about right.
Korra: I guess I'm not completely unsatisfied with how my night wound up. You fuckers aren't so shitty after all [chuckles a bit]
Gordy: Aww! Thanks, captain!
Teammates: Thanks, captain!
Korra: [chuckles, shakes her head, and puffs her blunt] Don't get all lovey dovey on me and shit.
Everyone: [laughs]
Wei: So, we can hang out like this again, right?
Wing: Ooh...! What if we made the next night Potterhead night? We could set the whole thing up in the home theater! Edibles, weed, popcorn, drinks, and an epic fucking franchise!
Mako: Now you know damn well that we can't say no to that.
Everyone: [laughs]
Wing/Wei: Yes! [high five each other]
Jargala: But that bitch sister of yours better not be hanging around.
Wei: No, no, of course not! Our parents will make sure she's gone again. Don't even worry about that.
Jargala: Alright.
Wing: What about Opal?
Jargala: Dude, we don't know her.
Bolin: Yeah, man. We already established no extras.
Wei: We know, we know. But listen, just please hear us out. Our sister is seriously cool, we promise. She's like us. Not like Kuvira and our brothers. She's sweet and funny, and really down to earth. She isn't a problem or a threat, we swear on our lives. Even the team can vouch for her. They know her.
Jared: Yeah, Opal is really mellow. She isn't at all a superficial bitch.
Maddie: Or a supercilious cunt like Kuvira, no offense twins.
Wei/Wing: None taken [shrug carelessly]
Jargala: Wait, she knows everyone on the team?
Tyler: Well, everyone except the four of you. And she's curious. She knows all of us because the twins' parents are the main benefactors to our team. They throw our banquets, fund our homecoming, host all our celebrations, show up to every game.
Ashland: And ever since Korra joined the team, Coach has been bragging to them nonstop about how she's gonna lead us to the championship this year. They definitely want that too, so they're curious about our new leader.
Taylor: They've always known that Jar, Mako, and Bolin are 3 of our top players, but since you guys never come to any of the team events, they've never met you and they're curious about you too.
Iroh: Not to mention the fact that Opal has a major heart on for Bolin [chuckles]
Bolin: [spits out his drink] What?!
Jargala: Well, I'll be damned [chuckles and puffs her blunt]
Bolin: Since when?!
Wing: Since always [chuckles a bit] It's been 3 years now.
Mako: You're telling us that your sister has had a crush on my brother for 3 years and never said anything?
Jargala: And dated other guys instead?
Wei: Not because she actually wanted to. She's wanted Bolin this entire time, but because you guys are always on the move and ignoring the entire school, she's never gotten the chance to actually meet you. And she's seriously afraid of being shot down and rejected.
Bolin: Because what the hell would she possibly want with me, when she could have literally any other guy at school? There's no way I'm her type and she's not mine.
Wing: And what is your type, Bo?
Bolin: That's my business.
Wing: I'm just saying, how do you know she isn't your type, if you don't at least meet her first?
Bolin: And what's gonna happen if I decide that I don't like her? Is she gonna ruin my life because I turned her down? The popular and perfect princess Beifong.
Wei: No…! We told you; she isn't like that…! Come on, Bo. You're not even gonna give it a chance? You don't even know what she looks like. The least you could do is shake her hand and introduce yourself.
Bolin: [shakes his head] I can't do it, guys, I'm sorry. I don't trust anyone with a reputation to maintain. Especially girls with reputations. She's a major somebody at RCA and I'm nobody. And I like being nobody.
Wing: You're not nobody. None of you are. The whole school talks about you guys.
Mako: We're sure they do. But we're not interested in being anyone's entertainment.
Jargala: Getting acquainted with your sister is just too risky. We like being loners, alright?
Mako: Besides, there's no guarantee that we wouldn't end up in some kinda crossfire with Kuvira too.
Jargala: Or your sister's friends. We don't know them. Mako already took a risk dating one of them, then breaking up with her. He's lucky she didn't go bashing him.
Wei: Because her friends aren't like that. They're cool and genuine like her. And just like the four of you, they've known each other their whole lives. They're practically family. Me and Wing have known them for a long time too. They helped us fit right in at RCA. We had just unenrolled from a stuffy prep school and had no clue how to interact with anyone. If it weren't for them, we would've never settled in.
Mako: Well of course they helped you guys fit in. Anything's possible when you're the girls that everyone bows to.
Wing: The four of you cannot be this cynical.
Jargala: We've seen it enough times. Look, we trust our intuition and because of that, we avoid the snakes in the grass and the sharks in the water. Trusting all of you is risky enough as it is, we don't need more reasons to constantly be looking over our shoulders.
Mako: Or take any chances of getting mixed up in a bunch of high school drama and bullshit.
Bolin: Yeah, screw that.
Korra: I just left high school drama and bullshit. I didn't come here to get a second dosage [puffs her blunt]
Bolin: We just wanna graduate and get the hell away, alright?
Wing: The girls aren't about drama. Not like Kuvira is. And if you guys are truly worried about her, no one can keep her in check like we can. All we have to do is threaten to tell our parents about her bullshit, and she'll back off every time.
Jargala: Trust us, we're not afraid of that bitch.
Wei: And that's the main reason everyone respects you guys so much. Because you're not bothered or intimidated by her. You bite back. She's the reason you guys think Opal is a bitch now…! She puts out this false perception of us that isn't even true…! My brothers are a different story, but even they aren't as bad as Kuvira…! We're really not one of those stuck up, condescending rich families, alright? We've spent our whole lives trying to stay away from that. Please don't saddle us with that judgement.
Mako: We're not judges…! You guys shouldn't even give a shit what we think…! You never did before…!
Wing: Not true. All we've wanted for the last 3 years is to prove you guys wrong. And now we wanna prove Korra wrong, too.
Korra: Look, we get it. Not everyone in your family is a condescending prick. That's awesome. But that doesn't mean we have to know the whole family. There's probably plenty of kids at school who don't like my mom, but I don't give a shit and neither does she. As long as you know your own family, that's all that matters.
Ashland: The thing is, we're supposed to be a family too. And we wanna know you guys. We want you to know us. We're willing to go at whatever pace you want. We're not trying to pressure you or anything. We can absolutely take our time on building bonds. We just wanna know that you guys care for the same thing. You guys are hilarious and awesome, just give us an opportunity to be worthy of that.
Bolin: Isn't that what we did tonight? Is that not what we're continuing to do at Potterhead night?
Raven: So that's a yes? [grinning hopefully]
Mako: To the team building and bonding, not an audience with Princess Peach and her friends.
Wing: What if we bet you guys that you're wrong?
Mako: There's nothing you could bet that we'd go for.
Wing: Not even premiere tickets to the new Fantastic Beasts movie? [grins]
Mako/Bolin/Korra/Jargala: FUCK!
Everyone: [laughs]
Wing: All Bolin has to do is meet our sister. If he ends up liking her, then we win the bet. If he doesn't, the tickets are yours.
Jargala: Bo, just get it over with. It's Fantastic Beasts! Young Dumbledore is in this one!
Mako: We'd do it for you, little bro.
Bolin: Shit! Just the sister, not her friends?!
Wei: Just our sister. We don't know when you guys will finally meet, but just keep an open mind. It could happen at any time.
Bolin: So what? I'm supposed to go hunting for her?
Wing: Nope. She'll come to you. When she's ready.
Bolin: [sighs irritably] Fine.
Wing/Wei: [high five each other]
Bolin: Shame on you assholes for using our personal weaknesses against us!
Everyone: [laughs]
Wei: [laughing] Sorry Bo. But we'd do anything for our sister. The same way we know you and Mako would do anything for each other.
Bolin: Aw, fuck off [playfully]
Everyone: [laughs again]
Jared: Korra, can you please shred something on the electric?!
Korra: [chuckles and exhales smoke] I can shred anything. Just play a song on the speaker.
Jared: Yes! [goes and grabs his phone, then turns on his Bluetooth speaker]
[Korra, her friends, and their teammates continue to hang out and enjoy themselves at their gathering. Korra played amazing guitar covers for everyone from Post Malone, Juice Wrld, Sam Smith, XXX Tentacion, The Kid Laroi, Lady Gaga, and even Ariana Grande, which Opal and her friends were absolutely taken with.]
Ginger: I think I'm in love. She's like a fucking dream!
Opal: No, you're in love with Jargala [chuckling] We talked about this already.
Ginger: I can be in love with both! A threesome definitely couldn't be out of the question now! We just confirmed that Jargala and Korra have indeed fucked, and apparently still do!
Maite: That was crazy. I did not think they lost their virginities to each other. But apparently it was for the best. I wish my first time had been done as comfortably, but it was still nice.
Ginger: I know right? I'm so fucking jealous.
Opal: So am I. I can't believe Bolin has been with that many girls. I haven't even had my first time yet.
Maite/Ginger: What?!
Ginger: What the hell are you talking about?! I thought you lost it to that asshole Tadashi?!
Opal: No, he just told everyone we did it, because I didn't wanna sleep with him. I've… kinda been saving myself for Bolin.
Ginger: You can't sleep with him now! Not without getting some experience first! You can't just go in with no firepower!
Opal: But he's the only guy I've ever been sexually attracted to. Who else would I sleep with?
Maite: What if Korra took your virginity? [chuckles]
Asami: [playfully hits Maite]
Opal: I can't do that…!
Maite: [chuckling] Why not? She's perfect. She taught Jargala how to fuck, she could teach you. And there's no doubt you'd be comfortable. Korra would take perfect care of you. And she likes virgins.
Asami: Do you want me to kill you?
Maite/Opal/Ginger: [laugh]
Asami: It's bad enough that I'm up against a plethora of bitches as it is..! Now you want Opal to join the mix? My best fucking friend?
Ginger: You were the one who swore off dating until after high school [chuckles a bit]
Asami: That was prior to Mrs. Triton revealing her godly offspring and placing her into our lives!
Ginger/Opal/Maite: [laugh again]
Opal: [laughing] Guys, leave her alone.
Maite: [chuckling] We're just teasing. You gotta admit, this is gold. She convinced herself so much that she was done with everyone at RCA. Then Korra shows up and she's like a horny schoolgirl all of a sudden.
Ginger: [laughs]
Asami: [throws a pillow at Maite] I am not! It's more than that!
Maite: [chuckling] Elaborate, please.
Asami: [rolls her eyes] Forget it. You guys will just think I'm crazy anyway.
Opal: No, we won't. Come on, babe. Maite, stop teasing her.
Maite: Alright, alright.
Opal: [hugs Asami's shoulders] Talk to us.
Asami: I just… I've had this feeling ever since she first got to RCA, like she's familiar to me somehow. Like there's this incomplete connection between us. Like I know her, but at the same time, I don't. It's so weird and it's been nagging in the back of my mind for the past two weeks. I just keep feeling like I'm supposed to be around her.
Opal: I don't think you sound crazy.
Asami: [timidly] You don't?
Opal: No. In fact, there's something Korra said that's had me thinking too.
Ginger: What?
Opal: The woman she described. Creamy skin, emerald eyes, raven hair...? Remind you of anyone? [glances over at Asami]
Ginger: [covers her mouth] Holy shit.
Maite: [looking at Asami, she gapes] But how…?!
Opal: If I didn't know any better, I'd swear she was describing Asami's mom.
Ginger: But that can't be possible…! There's no way Korra could've been talking about Mrs. Sato…!
Opal: Some of the pieces fit. Married woman, her and her husband being important people who run an empire? The husband working a lot? Asami's dad works a lot.
Maite: Yeah, but Korra said the woman didn't have any children.
Opal: That she knew of. But what if she did and they just never met? Korra said the woman is a friend of Mrs. Triton's and that the husband is friends with Korra's dad. What if that's why Asami feels like this around Korra?
Ginger: So what? They've been in close proximity to each other their entire lives, but somehow never met?
Maite: That would be insane.
Opal: But what if it's the truth?
Ginger: Then you guys could really be soulmates or some shit.
Opal: Asami, you should ask your parents about this.
Asami: I can't. They're out of town right now and won't be back for a month. Why do you think they asked me to stay with you?
Opal: Shit, that's right.
Maite: What if we asked Mrs. Triton?
Ginger: We don't know her like that, and she doesn't know us. She'd never tell us anything. She never even told us that she had a kid or that she was married to one of the biggest and deadliest fighters in the world.
Maite: True. Damn it. I guess we don't have a choice but to wait for Mr. and Mrs. Sato to get back.
Opal: Looks like it.
Ginger: In the meantime, what are you gonna do about Bolin, now that you have a pass to finally meet him?
Opal: I really wanna get and keep his attention, so I think I'm gonna use Pia [smiles over at a large cage in her room]
Maite: You're gonna use your fire ferret? Why?
Opal: [smiling] Because Bolin has one too. A boy, named Pabu. He's the reason I wanted Pia. I came across Bolin at Omashu Park one day, and he was napping underneath a tree, while Pabu was rummaging through their picnic basket [giggles a bit] I hid behind a nearby bush and just watched him for a while. He's so cute when he's sleeping. Then, Pabu ended up spotting me and ran over to me. He sat on my shoulders, while I told him all about how I had a crush on his master. He nuzzled me and gave me little kisses. He was so sweet and comforting. Then Bolin finally woke up and called out for him. Pabu gave me another kiss, before he finally ran back to Bolin, and they left. After that, I wanted a fire ferret of my own. And my parents got me Pia.
Maite: That's so sweet, it's almost sickening.
Ginger/Opal/Asami: [laugh]
Asami: I think it's a great idea to use Pia [hugs Opal]
Opal: Thank you, bestie [hugs Asami back]
Ginger: When is this cute plan gonna happen?
Opal: Monday. I'm gonna sneak Pia to school with me.
Maite: Oh, I can't wait to see how this goes [chuckles a bit]
[The girlfriends continued to talk and drink, until they had finally fallen asleep. That night, Asami had dreamt about a copper skinned toddler with ocean blue eyes.]