At Toon City High during lunch; Roger was sitting at a table with Zee and held up a form that said 'B-'.
"B minus?" said Zee.
"I told Ripper that our teacher wouldn't except the fact that our albino orangutan footage mostly consisted of it scratching it's butt with a small bit of it fighting a ghost ghost hunter." said Roger.
Zee nodded.
"I don't think that'd be enough homework either." said Zee.
"Just be glad we didn't discover anything weird about that gorilla like Danny did when he met Skulker." spoke Ripper.
"I thought it was an orangutan." said Zee.
"They're all primates to me!" spoke Ripper.
Roger gasped in shock before glaring at Ripper.
"You're a racist." said Roger.
"If I was a racist then I wouldn't be friends with Zee or Chase." spoke Ripper.
Roger shook his head.
"Dude, I'm from a planet full of different humanoid animals, I can easily accuse you of being racist if you refer to me as a regular cat despite being a meerkat which is totally unrelated to a cat." said Roger.
"He's got you there Ripper." said Zee.
"I'm friends with an amputee Hispanic, an Asian who cuts break lines, and I'm dating a Latina." said Ripper.
"He's got you there Rog." said Zee.
Roger shook his head.
"Just out of curiosity, what're meerkat's closely related to?" said Zee.
"Mongoose." said Roger.
Zee nodded.
"Makes a little sense." Said Zee.
He drank some soda and sighed as Axel sat down with a tray of food.
"Why is it that schools always sell diet sodas and Vitamin Water in their vending machines?" Said Zee.
Everyone shrugged.
"Health purposes?" Said Axel.
"That actually makes sense." Said Roger.
Axel then turned to her boyfriend.
"So how'd you do on your report?" Said Axel.
Ripper showed the report and Axel became shocked by the grade.
"B-? After that whole ghost ghost hunter problem you went through?" Said Axel.
Ripper nodded.
"Yeah, totally unfair." said Ripper.
"More unfair then this act in gym class?" Roger said before holding up his tablet and showed a video of Chase in gym clothes climbing up a rope halfway only to fall off and land face first into a cactus and scream in pain.
Everyone winced in pain.
"He might have cut the brakes to his ex girlfriends car, but even I think this was a very petty way for Emma to get revenge on him on her never ending quest for revenge on an ex boyfriend." said Roger.
Zee did some thinking.
"Yeah, he's actually right, if I had an ex I wanted to forget about, I wouldn't be looking for petty reasons to target her every time she returns to my life, I'd just have a conversation with her, see how she's doing, and if she's very happy with whoever she's with, I'd wish her luck." said Zee.
Ripper scoffed.
"Easy for you to say, you're nothing but good vibes." said Ripper.
"I'll be honest right now, if I had to choose between someone who cut the brake lines to his ex's car and the very person who's constantly obsessing over her ex, I'd rather hang out with the vandal since the obsessive person is more crazy compared to the person who caused her emotional damage." said Axel.
"Smart move. Especially since that person who obsesses over her ex wouldn't really be a people person." said Roger.
Axel then began eating her lunch like an animal, bothering Roger.
"Yikes, she doesn't even bother eating like a regular human being?" said Roger.
"No." Ripper and Zee said at once.
"She actually makes me seem more domestic, and I have more animalistic tendencies as compared to my cousin." said Roger.
With Meek he sneezed in the restroom.
The meerkat groaned a bit.
Back in the school cafeteria; Axel was still eating like an animal when a centipede appeared on the table which everyone noticed.
Roger grabbed the bug and swiftly ate it before burping.
Axel, Ripper, and Zee each were shocked.
In fact; Axel was so shocked that she grabbed a knife and fork on her tray and started eating a steak properly.
Interview Gag
"Gotta know when to fold." said Axel.
End Interview Gag
Roger noticed the teens looking at him in shock.
"What, I'm a meerkat, we're not exactly at the top of the food chain." said Roger.
The others looked at each other and shrugged it off.
"Alright, he's got a valid point there." said Ripper.
"He is a desert dweller after all." said Axel.
Everyone nodded.
Meanwhile with Skulker he was sad and mad.
"He was the only son I ever had, and he was taken from me." said Skulker.
He then made a fist and an image of Axel & Ripper appeared.
"YOU DIE BITCH!" yelled Skulker.