Ibuki: Disclaimer! The author does not own any of the material appearing in the story. The OC's belong to their respective owners!

BGM: News (Pokemon Colosseum)

"Breaking news! We had just received this important announcement from the mayor of Moonview City, mister Kazuya Mishima! Let us go to his office right now."

"Hahahaha!" Kazuya laughed. "Greetings! Now that I have your mandatory undivided attention, I just want to say that I challenge you to give me your personal hobbies and see if they outmatch mine! If you succeed, I will spare your pathetic hobbyless lives. If you don't, I will publicly humiliate you until the end of time!"

Kazuya smirked. "So give me your best hobbies… and see if it can outshine my hobby!" He declared, pressing a button as a gigantic sneaker closet opened up behind him, revealing thousands of sneakers behind him.

"So get ready for the ultimate hobby showdown… for I WILL come out on top! I will be waiting! Hahahahahaha!"

End BGM

At JINXY's Home…

Nyx blinked. "...Of all the challenges he could have done…"

"Well, it's better than killing people and blowing up countries that he deems weak." Futaba said.

"Eh… true… still, public humiliation until you die is a bit much."

"So what do we do?" Xena wondered.

"Simple. We do things our way and just ignore that asshole! I know just who to call." Nyx smiled.

A few minutes later…

"Aaaand we're rolling in three, two, one!"

"Helloooo everyone! We're Team JINXY from the popular web series Super RWBY Sisters!" Nyx waved.

"I'm Futaba from Persona 5… but you knew that already!" Futaba winked with a dorky grin.

"Hey, I'm Rantaro from Danganronpa!"

"And I'm Umber from the same series as JINXY!"

"And today, as you've seen from Kazuya's announcement, we're gonna be doing a PSA all about hobbies… but we're gonna ignore Kazuya because there ain't no way we're gonna humor that asshole."

BGM: Route 201 - Day (Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl)

PSA: Hobbies

(PS: Screw you, Kazuya! Love, Nyx)

"So, you might be thinking… what exactly is a hobby in the first place? Well, in basic terms, it's basically doing activities that are typically done for enjoyment and at your own personal leisure. Hobbies are different for everyone but make sure the hobby is right for you otherwise you may feel miserable."

Nyx smiled. "Now, to list some examples from all of us… I, for example-"

"You read. We know." Jade said.

Nyx gave her a deadpanned look. "As for MY hobby, I'll go out and do some actual hunting that I used to do with dad. It clears my head and I get to bring home some meat for everyone. I get it professionally butchered at the butcher in town and let him keep what he wants… and I bring the rest home and turn it into delicious jerky."

"Oh… is that why you wanted that smoker?" Jade asked.

"Yes. Yes it is." Nyx chuckled.

"For us, Yagami and I just like to meditate." Xena said. "Helps us focus our psychic powers and we sometimes like to have things float around us. Clears our minds and we're just one with the universe."

"I like to invent things. It really gets my brain working and think about what I want to make the next time. I'm also a fan of supernatural research… I dunno, it helps calm the mind. Helps that I love ghosts so much." Jade giggled.

"As for me… it's a secret." Iris said.

"Oh no, your big secret is you're a foodie and you love to express your love via poetry! Whatever will you do when that gets out!" Futaba teased, causing everyone to snicker as even Iris couldn't help but crack a smile while rolling her eyes.

"As for me, well, you probably know this but I like hacking. But not just your typical breaking into a website or the entire internet, I like to download hacks into my games sometimes. A bunch of shiny hacked Pokemon with perfect IVs in a campaign, Moon Jumping in Super Mario 64 and what have you. …I don't hack in multiplayer games though, that's just a pathetic way to live. Though I do put in a few skins every now and then!" Futaba grinned.

"I like to travel. Sometimes it just clears my mind and it's great to explore the scenery. Especially when you travel up a mountain or two." Rantaro said.

"I took up baking. It's something that I found that I enjoy and love doing. Though… the moment Hau found out I took up baking, the dude won't stop hounding me over baking Malasadas." Umber sighed before chuckling. "I gave him a hundred Malasadas yesterday. That should last him awhi-"

Suddenly, his Rotom Phone came out of his pocket.

"You got a call from: Hau"

"Hey buddy, when is your next batch of Malasadas coming? Those Malasadas were delicious!"

"HUH?! YOU ATE ALL OF THEM ALREADY?!" Umber said in shock.

"I know! They're so good! Lillie said that she's going to stage an intervention, but I know she's joking. I'm perfectly fine!"

"...Oh good Arceus…" Umber groaned.

Umber put his Rotom Phone away.

"He's got no self control." Xena said.

"That's an understatement of the century right there, babe!" Umber groaned.

"Hmm… that reminds me…" Nyx started to text Myra.

At Peach's Castle…

"This is the cutest game I've ever played~!" Myra beamed as she was playing Animal Crossing.

At that moment, her phone went off as Myra looked at the message.

"Hey, we're doing a PSA and we're wondering what your hobbies were back in the day - Nyx"

"Hmm… what were my hobbies back then?" Myra wondered. "Ah yes! Reading, wandering around the Kingdom, enhancing my magical capabilities… and today, add Animal Crossing on top of it."

She then looked at the game cabinet and looked at something that caught her attention, pulling out Pikmin. "I wonder how I'd do well with this game…"

Back with them…

"Reading, wandering around the Kingdom, enhancing my magical capabilities… and as of today, playing Animal Crossing. - Myra"

"Hey, those are good ones!"

Confessional - Kazuya

"Pffft! Weaklings. They don't match my sneakers. They're all going to be humiliated. They can count on it. If I had to give them a grade on their hobbies, they all get Fs. Though, Shadow gets a D because of her hunting capabilites. …Actually, D Minus."

End Confessional

At that moment, a letter flew through the air as Xena caught it. "What's this?" She wondered as she opened it up.

"You all fail! Prepare to get humiliated!"

At that moment, they heard a helicopter flying over as they ran outside to see the helicopter with a bucket attached to it. It then dropped hot fudge and whipped cream all over Nyx's home.

"Hahahahaha!" Kazuya laughed as he flew off.

"My house! …Oh, you mother…!" Nyx growled.

"So… anyone got any ice cream to go with this?" Iris wondered as she licked some of the hot fudge off of her finger. "Hmm, not as hot as it turned out to be."

"...Oh, he's going to pay for that. Let's move!" Nyx said as they all chased after the helicopter.

However, Iris glanced over at the Lakitu Cameraman and urged him to go inside the house with her.

"Something up?"

"Soooo… don't tell the others this, but… I actually do have a hobby. Considering I'm a foodie and I pretty much eat anything that comes my way. I… actually made a blog called Food by the Rainbow. I pretty much give my review over any food I eat at a restaurant or give my opinions of a food that I eaten recently."

"Oh, that's cool! …So why don't you want anyone to find out?"

"Well… I overheard recently that-"

"Hey guys, come check this out! There's a whole blog that we discovered!" Xena said as the gang gathered around.

"Food by the Rainbow? That's kind of a dumb name." Futaba said.

"It's a whole food review blog? Kinda cool, but the name is kinda silly, I will admit." Nyx said. "Who made this?"

"Someone by the name of "The Food Gladiator"."

"Man, even the name is ridiculous." Jade said.

Nearby, Iris was munching on a snack and frowned at what she was hearing. "It was the best I could come up with…" She muttered under her breath.

"I'm… self conscious about it…"

"Aaaah…"

"But hey, I've gotten tons of positive feedback from people who enjoy my reviews. So it's not all ba-"

"You received: One new message!"

"Oh?" Iris wondered as she looked into it.

"Whoever named this pathetic blog the way that it is should be ashamed of themselves. Zero star reviews! The reviewer is also a total hack and a fraud… and she said on Tweester that she likes to eat frogs alive. Shameful."

"What…? What's with all the slan- WHAT THE HELL, MY BLOG GOT HACKED?! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SHEEP RUNNING AROUND?!"

Confessional - Kazuya

"Hmhmhmhm." Kazuya leaned back on his chair. "That blogger will have their hair pulled out from the rest of time. It will take forever to get rid of those sheep! Hahahahahaha! Food by the Rainbow… ridiculous!"

End Confessional

"Hmhmhmhm~" Ruby hummed as she was planting a garden and making the flowers grow with her plant arm.

Confessional - Ruby

"Sooo, I decided to take up gardening. It's actually very therapeutic! I didn't think that it was, but it is! Definitely gets my mind off things, that's for sure."

End Confessional

"Ah, perfect! Now to put some fertilizer down and-" She turned around for a few moments, and then turned around to see her plants were gone. "Huh?!"

She rubbed her eyes, making sure she wasn't seeing things.

"Hmm…" She planted the flowers once more and then turned around to open the bag of fertilizer. She turned around… and saw the flowers were gone again. "What?!"

She made more plants grow and doing the "I'm watching you" gesture with a soft growl. She slowly turned to the bag, keeping her eyes on the plants. She turned around for a split second and immediately turned back to the plants… and they were gone.

"Rrrrrrrgh!" Ruby growled in frustration as she continued to make more plants grow and then folded her arms, staring at the plants angrily.

A few minutes later…

"Hey Ruby!" Anya waved her over.

Ruby turned her head. "Hey Anya~!" She said happily and turned to her plants… and saw that they were gone.

Just inside the home…

"Hmhmhmhm~" Rosalina hummed as she was baking some cookies.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

CRACK-BOOOOOOM!

"What the…?" Rosalina turned her head and looked out the window to see Ruby extremely upset in her Rose Zinogre form. "...Okay. Time for a cooldown hug from whatever's bugging her."

Confessional - Kazuya

"Hmhmhmhm." Kazuya pulled out a machine titled "Flowers B Gone".

"Pathetic!"

End Confessional

"What are our hobbies? I'm so glad you asked!" Sarge said as he pumped his shotgun. "Shooting Grif for insubordination!"

"Lazing about and eating cookies." Grif said.

"Oh! I like to-"

"Kiss Sarge's ass." Grif interrupted Simmons.

"Oh fuck you!"

"Dancing~!" Donut exclaimed.

"Inquietante." (Brooding)

"Flirt with the ladies!" Tucker said.

"Uh… I have to think about that, honestly." Epsilon said.

"Hugging! Vibing! More hugging!" Caboose said excitedly.

"Working out." Carolina said.

"Reading." Washington said.

"Wrestling Church until he cries uncle." Tex said, causing Epsilon to step back a bit.

"Breakdancing!" Sister chuckled.

"Healing others!" Doc said.

"Maiming others! Mwahahaha!"

"Running!" Scout nodded.

"Declaring my love for the USA! YEAH!" Soldier bellowed.

"Mmmph mmmph mmmph mmmph!"

"Reading and making sandviches." Heavy said.

"Lounging around and drinking with Demo when I don't feel like buildin'." Engi said.

"Aye, there's a lad!" Demoman grinned. "Drinking is the way to do it!"

"Sniping. It's always a good job." Sniper said.

"Experimenting!" Medic smiled.

"Reading. The occasional drink. Smoking. Take your pick." Spy said.

"I like to go for a jog." Chief said.

"I like to sing." Cortana smiled. "It's pretty relaxing for me."

"That was you singing? I thought it was a bird begging for death!" Grif said.

"Grif! Just for that, you're gonna get one in the face for disrespecting the lady! C'mere!"

BANG!

But instead of shotgun bullets coming out of Sarge's shotgun…

It was whipped cream with Oreo bits!

"WHAT?!" Sarge yelled.

"...I'm gonna go to my room for a bit." Grif said as he walked into his room and started cheering. "BEST GIFT EVER! WOOOO!"

"Sarge, your shotgun has been tampered with!" Simmons exclaimed.

"Who in sam hill tampered with my shotgun?!"

Confessional - Kazuya

Kazuya casually sipped a cup of coffee.

End confessional

Samus walked into her room with a hum, holding a package in her arms. Once she closed the door, she opened the package up and pulled out a Science Pikachu plush.

Confessional - Samus

"Sooo… I collect Pikachu Plushies. Only Chell, Pikachu, Pichu, and Newt know about this. Something about being surrounded by Pikachu dolls brings me comfort."

End Confessional

Samus gave a dorky smile as she walked into her closet and put down the Pikachu next to a surfing Pikachu plush. She let out a soft giggle as she grabbed a giant Pikachu plush for her to sleep with and walked out of the closet with a hum.

Pooof!

"Huh?" Samus turned to the closet door and opened it up… to see the entire Pikachu collection having been blown up as fuzz rained down.

"What…?! No no no no no!" Samus exclaimed in horror as she knelt down and picked up a Pikachu head. "Mr. Sparky… you were so young and innocent…" She whimpered, holding her close as anime tears rolled down her cheeks.

Confessional - Kazuya

Kazuya stuffed a bomb into another Pikachu plush and sewed it up tight. He let out a chuckle as it was delivered to a random location.

End confessional

"Hmhmhmhm~" Namine hummed as she proceeded to tag a wall… only for nothing to come out of her spray can after she shook it. "Hmm?" She wondered as she took a look at it. "I know I just bought this yesterday." She said.

Suddenly, her spray can started shaking violently before Chuckola Cola came shooting out and struck Namine in the face.

"Ack! Plepth!"

Confessional - Kazuya

"It's really easy to replace spray paint with soda. That said, I've discovered putting mentos in Chuckola Cola does not work unless you give the can a good shake. I thought it was interesting."

End confessional

Namine coughed. "Ugh… I think some of it went up my nose…"

"I WANNA ROCK!" Ibuki yelled into a microphone.

"ROCK!" The audience cheered.

"I WANT TO ROCK~!"

"ROCK!"

Suddenly, a trap door opened up underneath Ibuki.'

"Whooooa!"

Splash!

Ibuki shook her head, seeing that she had landed in sewage. "What the…?"

"You too, huh?" A voice asked as Ibuki turned to see Kyoko, Chiaki, Akane, Nagito, Hiyoko, Kaede, Kokichi, Angie, Sakura and Aoi.

"So much for showing off our hobbies, huh?" Ibuki sweatdropped.

"You can say that again…" Kyoko mumbled, unaware of having a cup of ramen noodles on her head.

Confessional - Kazuya

"The Ultimates bore me. Give me something better."

"Mr. Mishima, team JINXY and friends are in the elevator and are heading your way now."

"Cut the power to the elevator."

"Understood."

End Confessional

As everyone was making their way to the top, the power for the elevator cut off.

"Huh?" Futaba wondered.

"Oh, that's convenient!" Nyx rolled her eyes.

"Alright, we'll do this our way then." Xena said, closing her eyes and wrapping everyone in telekinetic energy and teleported everyone out of the elevator.

"Hup! Hup! Hah! Hah!" Nora grunted, doing push ups.

Confessional - Nora

"Soooo, it might be obvious that I enjoy working out. What can I say? I love me some thunder thighs!"

End Confessional

Nora immediately picked up some dumb bells and started deadlifting… and then a bird landed on the dumbbell. "Oh hi birdie!"

At that moment, many birds started to flock over to her.

"Wait! Too many birds! Too many biiiiiirds!" Nora whimpered as the added weight was enough to pin the dumbbell to her neck. "Gaaaaack!"

"Tinka… tooooon!" Magnhild swung her hammer to send the dumbbell flying… and caused many feathers to gently fall to the ground.

"Thanks sweetie!" Nora smiled.

"Ton~!"

Confessional - Kazuya

"It's amazing what you can do when you give some birds a command."

End Confessional

End BGM

Kazuya stood up from his seat as the camera started rolling. "It appears that nobody will come forth and outshine my sneaker collection! All of you are pathetic! Henceforth, I shall humiliate all of Remnant for not outdoing my collection! You are-"

BOOOOOOOOM!

Kazuya jumped, turning around to see his shoe closet had exploded randomly. "What?!" He wondered in surprise as he saw a figure standing inside the flames. "Akuma! I never knew that you'd stoop so low!"

However, someone else stepped through the flames as Kazuya's eyes widened, letting out a gasp.

"Your jays are pathetic, my dear son. I expected better from you."

BGM: Yodeling in Meadow Hill (Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion)

"You! I threw you into that volcano!"

"It will take more than lava to defeat me!" Heihachi folded his arms. "Your shoes are fake just like you!"

"You bastard!" Kazuya growled as he ripped off his suit coat as Heihachi tore off his gi, both of them now shirtless.

"KAZUYAAAAA!"

"HEIHACHIIIII!"

Both of them started running through the flames, immediately striking each other in the cheeks as they were knocked back… before they proceeded to kill each other like usual, while Heihachi decided to throw flaming shoes at his face just for the hell of it.

By the time JNXY and Co made their way into Kazuya's office, they were immediately greeted by the sight of what they were witnessing.

"What the…?!" Jade said. "...Aw man, someone beat us to it."

"Heihachi?! How's he alive?!" Futaba asked.

"Eh, who cares? This is quality entertainment!" Umber said.

"Good point!"

Unbeknownst to them all, Hades watched from afar as he was joined by Jin as the latter was eating popcorn.

"Heheheh, ain't I a stinker~?" Hades grinned smugly.

Jin tossed some popcorn in his mouth. "I love this show."

Ibuki: Ibuki's gonna be taking a long shower after this... oi...

Deadpool: There there...

This PSA idea was Cody's idea... and all because this came about because of Kazuya's ending where he reveals he has an entire shoe collection of mass proportions. Totally wild if you ask me.