Chapter 2...
Pinto Rappa now dressed in an orange work uniform complete with a name tag, black apron, beige skirt and white shoes, finds herself in the kitchen and sees one of her brother's friends, a pink haired light orange fox woman wearing an apron around her gray business suit and black dress shoes cooking breakfast. Pinto sits on a chair, her gaze on the table feeling glum, she soon sees a plate of food placed in front of her as her eyes looked up toward Paula, both women were silent for a moment when a blonde-haired male dog entered the kitchen wearing a black suit with a blue tie and matching black dress shoes. Matt and Paula looked at each other before looking at Pinto eating her breakfast feeling concerned for the poor girl, they both then sat down to eat just in time for some R&B music to begin playing.
In a small trailer at a trailer park, a red-haired female sheep with a towel wrapped around her body gazes at herself in the mirror in her bathroom with a sad and tired look on her face, there was a knife scar on both her arms. The woman then opens her medicine cabinet to take out a pill organizer that was next to two notes one reads...
"Don't forget to take your meds, we are not going through your emotional shit again, Ma-san."
The other note reads: "Please come back to us soon, we miss you. Katy."
Meanwhile, a few blocks from the trailer at a double wide trailer, a blue furred cat woman wearing a red blouse, white skirt and purple shoes steps outside her home and looks at the trailer of her old friend, a few seconds later, Lammy came outside wearing a waitress uniform and sat on a chair waiting for her friend to pick her up. Looking at Lammy filled Katy up with emotions of concern and regret, she sighs and turned her gaze down toward the ground, a few seconds later, she then felt a poke and turned around to see a small female mouse wearing a pharmacist uniform who gestures Katy to hurry up. Lammy was lost in her thought as she was waiting for her ride until she looked toward her former bandmates who were boarding a two-seater motorized bike, she scoffs and takes out her smart phone and fiddles with it for a while until finally, a white kei truck pulls up near her place. The driver was a brown teddy bear.
Moxxie and Millie were doing a morning jog at Parappa Town Park, while they scope the area out for their target. Moxxie stopped when he saw a bronze statue of Parappa back when he was a rapping dog. Millie joined her husband in gazing at the statue, a certain male firefighting dalmatian man wearing a jogging outfit stopped near the statue and began a conversation with the disguised imp couple.
A gray sedan car stops near a cafe with a sign that reads "Cafe Parappa" formerly known as Chop Chop Fruites Cafe, Pinto exits the car, and the vehicle drives away as she goes to unlock the cafe doors.
Loona was walking around a neighborhood focused on her Hellphone, she passed through the local hair salon but was stopped by a blue octopus who was talking about her looks and hair, but the hellhound in disguise was having none of it as she snaps at Hairdresser Octopus and kicks him in the nuts so hard it sent him flying into the air as Loona storms off.
Katy and Ma-San struck up a conversation while their bike is at a stoplight that was soon turned into an argument.
A disguised Blitzo was into a fight with the town bullies, and it ended with the imp killing both of them.
Matt Major reached his desk at an office building and sat down to look at a framed picture of him and all of his friends before going straight to work.
Lammy and Pinto were cleaning up the cafe getting ready for the day while PJ Berri is asleep at his usual table in the cafe. The two women looked at each other for a moment before going back to work.
Somewhere in a forest outside of the city, a sunflower like woman is tending her flower and vegetable garden near a lime shaped house, her horizontally striped dress is red and blue colored, and her shoes are dark green.
Lastly inside a chapel, two very familiar male ex-cherubs, one a pale skinned and ginger haired human and the other a purple furred sheep, now without their wings and halos were sitting on a pew cuddling with each other, talking about their misery and woes after being banished from heaven and losing their female friend. Suddenly, the chapel doors open revealing a dark-skinned human woman with blue short hair who wears a pink fedora hat, red glasses, pink unzipped shirt, yellow dress, and white shoes. She told them it's almost time and to get ready in which the cherubs obliged.
A few hours later, Moxxie and Millie were near an electronics store looking at a map of Parappa Town and looking around the area...
"Damn it, no luck so far, i mean most of the folks in town said they haven't saw the guy in years." said Moxxie.
Without warning as they looked at the map again, Blitzo jumped out of the roof of a car as it passed by them. Blitzo surprised them by saying...
"Got anything, M&M?"
"Nope, the guy's gone incongito. This is gonna be a pain in the ass finding this chin freak." Moxxie gave his boss the bad news as Blitzo lights up a cigarette.
"You fuckin' said it, and we're in a shithole full of queerful assholes, every fuckin' one of 'em tight as an asexual virgin!" Grumbled a pissed off Blitzo as he smokes another drag.
"You think that little doggy is slippery, you should see that one hog we used to have back at the farm, now that feller sure was a handful." Mille said chuckling before she notices Blitzo's face was a bit banged up. "What happened to you, sir?"
"Some fucking ghost at a burger joint beat the crap out of me." Blitzo answered.
"Uh... what?" Moxxie said dumbfounded.
(Flashback: Lunchtime at Beard Burgers...)
Beard Burgers was busy as it always was during lunch hour. Among the crowd, we find Paula Fox, Katy Kat and Ma-San sitting at a booth...
"I wish Lammy would come back, it would be great if we get the band back together so we can perform at the festival this year." said Katy.
"I know you're still worried about her, but she should be fine as long as she takes her medications." said Paula.
"(That is IF she remembers.)" Ma-san said in gibberish.
"I know. I just keep getting a bad feeling that she might try to kill herself again." Katy said feeling concerned. "It's already been years since Parappa got himself killed in that stupid street race with Joe Chin. Why can't she just move on?"
"I don't know, but i'm afraid there's nothing else the doctors can do now, it's too bad what happened to Sunny though. Listen, i know you and Parappa really did love her, but it seems their bond was deeper than we thought." Paula suggested. she sighs and said... "Still, i miss the old days, Parappa's rapping and Milkcan was really something back then and we always get caught up in one hijink after another. Asides that, the love triangle you guys were in was better than every soap opera I watched on TV. I remember you trying to keep them apart 'cause wanted her for yourself."
"(Yeah, you were pretty jealous of them, weren't you, bitch?) Ma-san taunted the cat.
"Shut up, I wasn't jealous!" Katy snapped.
"(Girl, you can't fool me. Remember that morning when we found them naked on the canopy bed at the studio?)" Ma-san brought up. "(You slapped Lammy in the face after she called you a...)"
"Wait, did those two...?" Paula interrupted.
"(Yeah, their fluids stained the bedsheets. We were both pissed off about losing our deposit thanks to those two.)." answered a peeved Ma-san.
"Yeah, that did set us back a bit. But the point is, i never wanted to slap her, but she talked back at me, said I was an obsessive controlling bitch..."
"(Which you are.)" Ma-san added. Katy slapped her in the back of the head and continued... "...And said that Parappa is a sweet guy who knows how to take care of a lady unlike me!" Katy snarls. "Fuck, i hate him!"
"But why?" Paula asked. "He was your friend."
"That was a long time ago." An upset Katy answered. "Our friendship ended when he stole my rock star and doing god knows what in that fried chicken restaurant he used to work at, it was a front Prince Fleaswallow's relatives have been running in town, i heard about it through PJ."
"Prince Fleaswallow has a family?" asked Paula.
"Yeah, they were real criminals." Katy answered. "A lot of their shady shit, mostly guns and drugs, had gone down at their bar near a truck stop outside of the city, i also heard rumors that they been peddling a very dangerous alcoholic beverage."
"What was it? Moonshine? Absinthe?" asked Paula.
"(No, they called it Voodoo Spiced Rum.)" Ma-san replied.
"Sister Gon said it's a drink made in hell." Katy explained. "Anyone drinking a shot of it makes 'em catatonic, leaving them vulnerable to be tortured by the voodoo spirits inhabiting inside the bottle..." Katy shivered at the thought for a second before finishing... "Some of them never survived, it also killed that slut, Melanie."
"(She drank a big glass of that booze, and it killed her. It kills people in large doses. Pretty screwed up, isn't it?) Ma-san warned about one of the effects Voodoo Spiced Rum.
"Whatever. Anyway, i keep trying to tell Lammy that Parappa was up to no good, but she wouldn't listen." Katy continued. "But i never gave up, which is no doubt the reason she quit the band. It pissed her off so much, that she put out a restraining order against me, and i haven't heard from her until six months later she came to me and told me Parappa broke up with her." Katy growls and bangs her hands on the table cursing... "Goddamn that bastard! All men are the fucking same, always thinking about themselves! I'll never forgive him for breaking her heart!"
Katy was breathing in anger, after a few seconds she calms down and continued...
"Now that i think about it, Lammy never told me why Parappa left her, but i didn't care, i try my best to support her and get her to forget about him, but no matter how much i do for her, she can't get him off her mind, always saying she still loves him, and she still does even after Parappa died, she even blamed me for his death in front of everyone at the funeral. Now she won't even talk to me..."
Katy started sniffling as a couple of tears fell out of her eyes, Ma-san patted her back. Paula handed her a napkin for her to wipe the tears and her nose off and held her other hand for comfort. Katy let out a sad sigh and said... "I hate to admit it, but Lammy is right, i let my emotions and my obsessive feelings for her get to me... God, i really screwed up."
"(Finally got that through your thick skull, did you?)" Ma-san said poking at her friend's arm.
"Ma-san, stop!" Katy snapped at Ma-san, slapping her hand away before telling Paula. "I should have been more reasonable to Lammy and hear her out... If only Parappa hadn't done all those horrible things, maybe we could have worked something out."
As the girls continued talking, the restaurant doors swing open as Blitzo enters the building, he approaches the counter and saw two employees, one a snail and the other a turtle watching a plump light-skinned human man with a black afro looking at a photo album. Blitzo broke the ice by saying...
"Hey, assfuckers! Can i get four number fives here?!"
The snail turned around toward and said...
"Just a minute, sir. We'll bring your order as soon as our manager here finishes up his little phase."
"And what's that? Jackin' his tiny cock off to some porn?" Blitzo spew out. "I bet that guy never fucked any pussy in his life."
The turtle employee turned around and said...
"Even if he did have some porn, the cops would have locked him up for that crap. That religious group got this town sewn up tight."
"Actually, he's looking at a photo album of his family and the memories of his time as leader of the Noodle Syndicate, it's a little program his therapist recommended." said the snail employee.
"Wait, hold on. A NOODLE syndicate? As in ramen noodles?" Blitzo asked to assure he heard it correctly. One of the employees nodded yes, in which Blitzo started laughing. "Oh man, that's just fucking pathetic! I bet his family must be so poor that crap is all they can afford, it's a surprise they had the cash to run this joint."
"Hey c'mon, no need to throw salt on the wounds." The turtle employee. "He's got enough on his plate as it is."
"Oh please, who fuckin' cares about what kind of shit life that fat piece of shit had! He could've buried himself in that hole he dug up and nobody will give a fuck in the ass!" Blitzo shouted.
"Good god, man, if our president was alive to hear that trash talk from you, he would've beat the crap out of you." The snail employee remarked.
"Oh, is that his daddy? If he's a fuckin' ghost, i don't think anyone would feel a smack from that pig fucker, hell, i'll bet he can't even stick his tongue out on any clits."
Colonel Noodle approached the counter and interrupted with a stern voice...
"I assume there's a problem here?"
The two employees back away with the turtle saying "Ah, shit." as Blitzo said...
"I was wondering when you show up, you fat motherfucker. If you're done sorting out your mommy and daddy issues, can i get some fuckin' service here?!"
"Listen bub, i don't know who you are, but i don't take kindly to those who disrespect my family, who are valued members of the community, unlike yours who probably comes from a circus full of freaks!" Colonel Noodle growled. "So, you can that take that sewage pipe you call a mouth and get out of my restaurant!"
"Well, let me tell you something, my mouth has more cum and pussy juice than you suck milk out of your mama's fat fuckin' tits!" Blitzo yelled loud enough for everyone to hear.
"And since we're talking about our mothers, why don't you bring yours over here so i can shove your head back into her womb!" Colonel Noodle barked back.
Blitzo lets out a cat's growl before saying...
"Oh, no you didn't!"
Blitzo punches Colonel Noodle in the face, but Noodle grabs the disguised imp's head and slammed it into the counter.
"OW, MOTHERFUCKER!" Blitzo screamed as he lunges toward Colonel Noodle and the two starts brawling into the kitchen floor while the employees tried to break it up.
A few customers started leaving the restaurant as the fight goes on as Katy mumbled...
"Damn tourists."
The spirit of Beard Burger Master comes out of the poster after hearing the commotion and once he saw Blitzo attacking his son, he grabs Blitzo and throws him over the counter and onto to the floor. Blitzo got back up and pulls out his flintlock pistol which sent a few more customers fleeing, but something smacks it off and he suddenly feels a punch from out of nowhere, then another and another as he hears a Beard Burger Master's voice...
"No one comes into my restaurant and spews garbage on my family..."
Blitzo hits a wall after taking a few more punches and gets grabbed again...
"And hurts my son!"
Beard Burger Master hurl Blitzo out the door and into a speeding car.
"(Do you think that killed him?)" asked Ma-san.
"Eh, probably." Paula replied.
End of Flashback...
"I thought ghosts can't hurt a living being." said Millie.
"Yeah, but i never thought that fat fuck can hit so hard." said Blitzo.
"Goddamnit sir, couldn't you focus on the job for 3 seconds without fucking things up?!" Moxxie snaps before calming down to ask... "What about Loona? Have you heard from her?"
"I don't fuckin' know, she hasn't called back yet!" Blitzo snapped as he drops his cigarette and crushes it with his boot. "I don't know what the fuck she's doing, but i hope she has better luck finding this cocksucker."
Meanwhile, a police car pulls up near Cafe Parappa. The back door opens, and Loona comes out wearing a new outfit: an orange sweater with Parappa's face in it, blue jeans and blue hi-top shoes. A man's voice called out to her...
"Try to keep your nose clean, alright ma'am?"
Loona closes the door and replies.
"Sure, thanks Johnny."
The squad car drives away. Loona enters the cafe and finds it practically empty, Aside from Lammy, Pinto and PJ, sitting next to the teddy bear is a young pale skinned human teenage girl wearing a long-sleeved pink dress that has a pale-yellow star pattern, along with a black feathery cardigan and black heeled boots and leggings. She also wears a black beanie hat with a pale-yellow tiara design on the front, a thick pink choker around her neck and a belt with a ruby in the center. the disguised hellhound picks up a familiar scent coming toward the girl and approached her and called out...
"Octavia?"
The girl looked at Loona and said...
"Hey."
"Whatcha doing here?" Loona asked as she sat in a chair across them.
"I needed some time alone. Grandpa had summoned dad for a hearing, because mom has been spewing shit and accusing him for some reasons, fucking assholes." Octavia answered.
Lammy walks toward their table and placed a cup of coffee near Octavia, she turned to Loona and asked...
"You want something?"
"No, i'm good." Loona answered as Lammy walked away.
"That there is Rammy's sister." Octavia told Loona.
"Half-sister." Lammy who overheard her corrected as she kept walking.
"Rammy? Isn't her dad Maggot Skullskewer, the lead singer of Suffering Cancer?" Loona asked.
"Yeah." Octavia answered. "Anyway, Dad did mention this town before he left, that's when i found this place and here i am talking to this guy here about my problems."
Both women looked at PJ who is still asleep before Loona asked...
"Do you suppose he knows about the guy we're looking for?"
"I think so, i mean he's a good listener." Octavia replied. "Why don't you ask him?"
Loona scoffed and doubted...
"Somehow, i don't think he know where Joe Chin is."
PJ Berri woke up and said...
"No, i know where Joe Chin is. He runs a spa resort up on Mt. Greenblat, the brochures he sent out all over the city every now and then has a map leading to that place." PJ pointed at a rack that holds brochures sitting on the coffee bar.
"Brochures? Why can't he advertise his place on TV or the internet?" Loona asked PJ.
"He's wanted by the police for fraud and stuff, he's also suspected of killing..." was all that PJ Berri said before he fell asleep.
"Not sure if it's a good lead, but i suppose it's worth a try, thanks." Loona thanked PJ.
Loona got off her seat and walked toward the coffee bar to pick up a brochure just as Pinto approaches the counter, as soon as the two women made eye contact, Loona spoke out...
"Hey, you remind me of someone."
"Let me guess: my brother, right?" Pinto replied.
"Your brother?" Loona questioned.
"Yeah, his name is Parappa." Pinto mentioned her big brother. "He was a hero to this town, and the best big brother a sister could ever had."
"He really is special to you, wasn't he?" Looks sympathizes as Pinto nodded yes. "How did he become a hero?"
"It happened years ago when Parappa Town was hit by an incident known as "noodlization" created by an organization called the Noodle Sydincate." Pinto told her story while the readers were treated with flashback scenes from Parappa the Rapper 2. "They attacked the town turning everything into noodles, but my brother along with our dad, General Potter and our friends fought back and discovered that Beard Burger Master's Son, Colonel Noodle was behind everything, Parappa managed to show him that there are lots of food to love."
"That's good to hear, i mean, it would be a living hell for folks to eat noodles every single day, for the rest of their lives." said Loona.
"Maybe so, but a year after that, some demons from hell came to Parappa Town and tried to take over, but my brother defeated them with help from Prince Fleaswallow and his family along with their benefactor, a woman calling herself Mama Voodoo, who was rumored to be a demon herself."
"Mama Voodoo... Yeah, I heard about her, she's a sinner overlord with a lot of influence in hell, she was also a philanthropist... to a certain degree." Loona remembered the name. Pinto sighs sadly and said...
"Yeah well, i guess it doesn't matter anymore. My brother paid a price to save all of us, and now he's become her slave."
Before they continued their conservation, Loona's phone rang in which the hellhound checked and saw it was Blitzo calling, Loona gave a frustrated groan and said...
"It's my uh, coworker. Sorry, i gotta take this."
Loona steps outside the cafe and answered the call...
"About fucking time, you picked up!' Blitzo yelled. "Please tell me you found that big ass chin guy."
"Yeah, he's at Mt. Greenblat, i got a map leading to some resort he owns." Loona answered. "Where are you guys?"
Blitzo popped up behind her and surprised her with a hug from behind...
"Right here, baby! I knew you wouldn't let me down!"
"Fuckin' hell, Blitz!" Loona snarls and she knocks him off her as Moxxie and Millie joined them.
Pinto watched the disguised I.M.P. group from inside for a bit before they left the scene after talking for a short time. Lammy sits at a stool next to her and the two looked at each other...
To Be Continued...
Author's note: That takes care of this chapter, now some details...
Parappa's friends and sister, Pinto graduated from college after he left them some money he earned working with Prince Fleaswallow's family for their tuition upon his death. PJ Berri is still a DJ but has improved his skills, Matt Major is an office worker, Paula Fox is a lawyer, Katy Kat is a music teacher at Parappa town elementary school, Ma-san works as a pharmacist at her dad's pharmacy, Lammy works as a waitress at Cafe Parappa while Pinto became the owner after Chop Chop Master Onion retired.
Cafe Parappa was renamed by Chop Chop Master Onion after his student was killed. Pinto worked part-time there and even trained in martial arts under him until she graduated from college along with her brother's friends. Afterward, Master Onion announced his retirement and gave the cafe to Pinto and returned to his homeland. She and Lammy are the only employees working there.
Next, i'm introducing an OC i created: Melanie Meerkat. She's my Parappa version of Angel Dust, she's a thief, an addict and a whore, and you guys will see her in hell later on in the story.
Voodoo Spiced Rum is a liquor in hell, brewed in Booze City in the pride ring, the city's architecture resembles that of 1920s Prohibition era Chicago. Anyway, the voodoo spirits inhabiting the rum bottles doesn't always torture and kill those who drank from it. Depending on the consumer's karma, they can grant temporarily special abilities, or even an audience with my sinner OC Mama Voodoo who can offer guidance and advice should they ever be considered worthy enough. Aside from that, it is true a that more than a shot of Voodoo Spice Rum can kill mortals and lower demons such as sinners, imps and hellhounds, but bigger demons are immuned to the effects, but can get drunk after two or three rock glasses of it, they should be careful though, any more than that can kill them, which is why this booze is very potent and very dangerous.
Anyway, that's all for now, see you in the next chapter, folks.