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Okay this is a genre and mood shift after the first chapter. If you read it and then expected more sad or angsty nope. We are going to be having genre and mood shifts quite randomly. This is a NSFW Lemony fresh bit of wierdness that I blame on too much Benny Hill. Waaaay Too much Benny Hill.

It is a bit tame compared to some of the stuff on this website if you look under Lemons. However it is still getting a warning because. If you don;t want to read a Breast Expansion story move to the next one when I get around to it or go to another story. If you do then enjoy. Either way I claim nothing, I know nothing, I own none of this.

Synopsis: Hermione tries out a breast enlargement potion. She goofs. Not in the changes of Granger as the changes are not permanent and no microwave was involved. This story is just an excuse for some stupid jokes to try and lift the mood after the previous story

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Hermione was home alone. She had just gotten back from her third year at school and was reading an advanced potions book for the fun of it. She saw one that said bust enhancement potion. Looking down at her small apple sized breasts she sighed. Usually she was self-confident enough not to worry about her appearance but she did wonder sometimes how it would feel to be beautiful and popular. To have more than just Harry and Ron looking at her. Even if those two only looked at her like a sister.

She looked in her potions kit and the cabinet and discovered she had all of the ingredients to make a breast enlargement potion. She was sure a reduction potion wouldn't be that hard either so it might not be too bad to see what it would be like to have some big ones.

Lavender certainly got the attention as did Susan Bones. Seamus calling her Susan Boner for what she gave the boys. Hermione though got called nothing. Not a single boy in the school gave her a second look. Yes she did not rolled her skirt up like Lavender or have gaping buttons like Susan but she was not bad looking. She just needed a slight boost maybe. And with the reduction potions she would spend the day larger and then go back to normal before her parents got home. Yeah that would be the plan.

She set about brewing the enlargement potion. Going through the steps until she had a shimmering milky pink liquid in the cauldron. She bottled a bit of it and banished the rest. Scrubbing the cauldron she turned to the reduction to begin it. She saw she was short a few ingredients but they were easily obtained in Diagon Alley. She would have to visit the apothecary and take the knight bus but she wanted to spend the day larger. She had mixed it according to the minimal growth so she should only go up a couple of sizes.

Taking the vial she downed it and waited. She felt a strange tingle go through her as her breasts suddenly felt strange and warm. Her nipples grew tight and turgid trying to poke through her shirt. She had removed her bra while the potion had been simmering in preparation for this. Which as she felt the sudden swelling sensation in her breasts was a good thing she thought.

They rapidly began to increase in volume and weight like two large water balloon. Going from the oranges she normally sported into honeydew melons in seconds. Her shirt was stretched taut and they were still growing. She began to become concerned and grabbed the book to check when she saw a note at the bottom of the page. She had not noticed it before but it said not to use cow's milk as it would increase the power of the potion by too much, especially if it had been simmered too long.

"Why the hell isn't that warning at the top of the page?" She groaned as her breasts pulled her shirt out of her pants. Their weight dropping down in perfect teardrops. The nipples barely covered by her shirt. She reached out to try and grab them. To push back on her breasts and will the growth to stop. She could just barely reach her now shot glass sized nipples. The growth not slowing down her nipples slipped from her grasp as they still expanded. She was groaning from the weight on her back pulling her into a hunch. Her nipples soon touched the cold tile floor of the kitchen causing a shock to ripple through her. Their growth continued until they reached the floor with her standing up. They extended in front of her at least six feet but the spherical volume was at least five feet per breast.

Finally with a few last shudders they stopped growing. She had passed through the alphabet several times over as she stood there. Her shirt pushed so far up over her massive mounds that she figured she might as well take it off. She would never be able to go to Diagon Alley like this. Hell she wouldn't even be able to leave the kitchen. And with her wand in her room she wouldn't even be able to cast anything, not that she wanted to risk the under age magic office sending her a letter. She had almost 7 hours before her parents came home. She looked across the room and wondered if Harry would be able to help her. He would be home with the Dursleys and she hoped they would allow him to come help her. The first problem though would be getting the five feet from where she was standing to the wall with the kitchen phone on it.

She began pushing with her legs dragging her massive funbags along the floor. The slick tile making her skin crawl but at least helping her move her mammaries. She reached the wall a minute later. Her legs shaking and her nipples tighter than they had ever been she thought she dialed Harry's number like she had wanted to do. Scared though that Vernon would be there and angry after the way Ron made a fool of himself on the phone last year.

Fortunately the phone was answered by Harry's aunt and while she was a shrew she at least allowed Harry to speak since Hermione was polite and spoke normally.

"Oh Harry I was wondering if you could come to my house. I need help. Please. I made a slight mistake with one of my potions and its rather difficult."

"You made a mistake. Impossible. How did that happen?" Harry asked.

"I don't know. Look please I need your help. Can you please come over." She was almost crying she realized. Afraid to be stuck like this.

Harry spoke to his aunt and there was a bit of heated exchange she couldn't understand before he said, "Yeah I'll be right over. Just wait."

"Thanks Harry. When you get here just come in the back door. The front door is locked."

"Uh okay."

She hung up and laid her head against the wall. The phone rang a few seconds later. She answered it and her mom began speaking.

"Hello sweetie. How are you doing?"

"Uh I'm okay. I was just working on some of my homework."

"Oh uh. Nothing that'll get you in trouble or get the fire brigade out will it?" She chuckled.

"No mom. Nothing like that. I'll be okay. Just some potions stuff. Its just like cooking."
"Oh okay. Well your dad should be home soon. He had to come change his pants as he split the seat in the ones he's wearing." She laughed.

"DAD's COMING HERE?" She exclaimed.

"Uh yeah honey. That is where he keeps his pants. You don't have a boy over there."
"Uh not yet, but he'll be here soon. Sorry mom." She thought she better be honest. Her dad coming home would have been bad enough to explain these to him, having Harry here while she was like that.

Sighing her mom said, "Well it had to happen eventually. Just be careful. I know you're only 14 but I suppose if you want to go that far there are condoms in your fathers nightstand."

"MOM he is coming to help me with my homework not sex."

"Ok ok. Sorry. Just they are there is things happen. Alright."
"Okay mom."

"Alright well love you sweetie."

"Love you too."
She hung up the phone again and beat her head against the wall. She heard the garage door open and her dad's Range Rover pull in. A few moments later the door to the kitchen was opening and her dad was walking in. He saw her and she smiled at him, "Hi Daddy. I would hug you but uh. I've got a slight problem."
He looked at her. Walking over he poked her breast then looked at her face, "I would say these are more than a slight problem."

"Uh yeah well I kinda had an accident with a potion I was brewing."
"So this wasn't on purpose?"
"Uh no." She rolled her eyes at him.

"Oh okay. So when does it wear off."
Sighing she said, "It doesn't I have to brew the counter agent only I don't have the ingredient. That's why my friend Harry was coming over to go tot he Diagon Alley and help me."

Pulling a chair along side her so she could sit he said, "Harry?"
"Yeah he should be here any minute."

"Where's he live."

"Little Whinging in Surrey."
"That's over an hour from here."

"Not by magic." She said slapping the side of her breast.

"So I see. Well I'm going to go change my pants."

"Thanks dad."

"No problem."

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Harry showed up a couple minutes later. He came in the back door and froze when he saw Hermione. His mouth worked a few times like he was going to say something but nothing came out. He walked around her completely then standing so he could see her face but not her nipples he finally managed to say, "Uh Hi. What happened?"
"I made a mistake with a breast enlargement potion. It worked a bit too well. I need you to go to the Alley and get some ingredients so we can brew the reducing agent."

"Okay wow." He said starting to laugh a bit.

"What's so funny?" She cried.

"Oh I'm sorry Hermione. I just. Well you have to admit this is the first time I've known you to make a mistake and it's a big one, or two."

She glared at him for a moment before she finally gave in to the absurdity of her situation and joined him in laughing.

"Okay. By the way my dad is around here somewhere. So no funny business mister."
"Okay no problem." Harry suddenly grew serious and looked scared around.

"Dad's cool. He won't be angry with you, as long as you're not bad to me."

"Hermione I would never be bad to you. I like you too much."

"Well that's a good thing Harry. Hi. I'm Daniel."

"Uh hello sir."
"Hey can you come out to the garage with me I wanna talk to you a minute. Then you can help Hermione all you need okay?"

Hermione looked skeptically at her dad, "Dad."
"Nothing will happen to the boy okay?" He said giving her a hug.

She looked at Harry who shrugged and followed her dad out the door, before he left he turned and shook his head, "Hopefully you can be back down to a more normal size by the time your mother and I get back from the office."

"Well if not I guess there is always Saint Mungo's"

"Alright."

She waited interminably. Slapping the sides of her breasts and watching the waves ripple across her skin to pass the time.

Harry came back in as she heard her dad leave for the office.

"So what did dad want?"

"Uh to uh give me something."
"What did he give you?" She asked already knowing.

He pulled out of his pocket three packaged condoms.

She laughed at Harry's blush, "Mom and dad are a bit modern in their beliefs."

"Better than the Dursleys. They just told me don't do it and do the world a favor."
"I'm sorry Harry. Okay now hand me the potions book."

He did and she set it on her breasts using them as a table She lost sight of Harry when she did that.

"Harry what are you doing?"

He stood up. "Uh sorry I was looking at your nipple. I was kinda curious. It has holes in it."
"Those are the pores the milk will come out when I lactate."

"Oh okay. Cool"

She felt him doing something up there causing her to lose concentration as she was trying to read, "Ha. Har. Harry please stop what ever you are doing as you are causing me to lose concentration."
"Sorry I was noticing that they get rather hard when I rubbed them."

"Yes its called arousal. Please don't right now."

"Oh sorry."

She frowned at him, "You really don't know what sort of effect that is? Or anything about sex?"

"Well I don't trust the things Ron and Seamus talk about. Especially Seamus as a lot of it sounds crazy. And the Dursleys don't talk about much of anything with me much less that."
"Oh. Well tell you what. You help me get back to a more manageable size and I'll show you how to handle a girl's breasts."
"Really?"

"Yes really. I suppose this makes you my boyfriend. If you don't mind."

"I don't mind at all."

"Okay then here is the list of ingredients. I'll pay you back at some point for them."

"No if it gets you back to normal I'll be happy to help."

"Thanks Harry."

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Harry left her alone. She sat there in the kitchen reading the potions book. Occasionally idly rubbing the sides of her breasts thinking about what Harry had been doing. She had a slight smile on her face when he returned.

"Is this all it?"
She looked the things over and said yes. Having him do the actually brewing made her a bit nervous but since she couldn't get up and reach the stove she had to trust Harry. He came back with a potion that looked almost identical to the one in the book.

"Well here goes." She took a drink and they began to shudder and shrink. The process felt oddly tingly. Soon she was able to stand up. A few minutes later she was back down to Honeydew melons. "So what do you think?"

Harry shrugged, "Too big on your body. You look like you've got two balloons stuck on your chest.

She drank some more and soon was back to her original size. Harry was smiling at her.

"You like me like this?"
"Yeah I like you for you."

"Oh well thanks. And I do believe I said I owed you an educational experience."

"Uh yeah."

Harry was very well educated that day. And many other days for the rest of his life with Hermione.