Hermione woke up slowly. Feeling herself sandwiched between two people, in a warm comfortable bed. The person behind her judging by what was poking her in her lower back was a male. His muscular arm was over her body and cupping one breast in his hand gently. His leg was pushed between hers in a very intimate way.

The other person had a broad back which her body was pressed against. Her arm was thrown possessively over them as was her leg. Running her hand over their chest she felt some hair, flat male nipples and moving lower toned washboard abs and with her hand going even lower confirmation that the person she was spooned against was a male. A very healthy male it seemed like as she gripped the organ in question.

The person in front of her must have been awoken by her explorations as they said in a very Neville sounding voice, "Hey bae. Didn't you get enough last night?"

"Neville?" she asked quickly in surprise.

"Uh yeah." he replied in an amused confusion.

She heard the person behind her ask in a sleepy Harry Potter sounding voice, "Can I at least get some coffee and maybe an endurance potion before we go for round 47?"

Hermione scrambled out of the bed and beefcake sandwich to stand at the foot of the bed stark naked looking at two of her closest friends in all of their glory before she spun around trying to get her bearings. She was in what appeared to be a hotel room, somewhere in the tropics if the ocean view with palm tress outside the window was to be believed. She was wearing a ring that appeared to be two bands of gold and silver woven around each other.

"Guys what happened last night?" she asked in a tremulous voice.

"Uh we consummated our wedding. It was a consummation to be devoutly wished you said." Harry chuckled.

"I'm married to you harry?"

"Technically only in the muggle world. In the magical world you are married to both Neville and I." harry explained as he picked his glasses off of the nightstand Hermione could hear.

"To BOTH of you? When did I start have a relationship with the both of you?" she demanded in shock.

"Well it was about six months after everything with Ron fell apart. You said it was not a bad idea and made sense and since Neville and I didn't mind scoring the brightest witch of her age."

"As well as one of the hotter ones." Neville interrupted.

"We didn't have a problem with it." harry finished with a chuckle.

"Oh. So you two do uh.." She asked in confusion.

Neville shook his head, "No. Harry and I focus on pleasuring you and we do not touch each other."

Harry laughed, "Yeah it was kinda awkward at first but we've developed a good way to make it work."

She sat down on the bed hard, "Oh dear. I have no idea about this."

Harry moved to the end of the bed rubbing her shoulders. "What's wrong? I thought you wanted this?"

"I have no idea Harry. The last thing I remember before I woke up was getting hit by Dolohov's spell at the Ministry. Then the next thing I know I woke up in the middle of a beefcake sandwich."

Neville made a low groan, "Oh great. We better take her to Luna, this sounds like something right up her alley."

"Yeah it does." Harry agreed. "Well the honeymoon was fun while it lasted."

"I'm sorry guys. I. Don't know what happened." Hermione said trying not to look as she felt the bed shift as Neville moved around.

"I don't know either but we'll get it figured out." Harry said. "Your clothes are in the closet and you can have the shower first." harry said.

"Uh. Just one question what year is it?" she said standing up, figuring that they had already seen her body she might as well not be ashamed. Turning to look at them with a bashful awkward smile.

"Its 2003. June 23rd to be exact." Harry replied sitting looking at her with a smile. She looked and saw he was wearing a gold band on his left hand.

Looking across to Neville she saw he had a silver band on his hand. Which explained the ring on hers. "Oh thanks. Uh. I'll get cleaned up and dressed as quick as I can."

Neville shrugged, "Take your time. We have to make travel arrangements and warn Luna what is going on. Hopefully her and Ginny didn't go off on some adventure yet."

Hermione nodded as she went to the shower. She had lost so much time and was going to have an entire book to read to figure this out.

Review Responses:

Johnathon Deller: Cool. Glad you like them. I kinda painted myself into a corner as trying to keep a murder an episode going on while still pushing the Harry Potter story is a bit complicated and my mind hasn't gone down that path again.

Atomikboots: Oh yeah. A C130 or a DC4 is sort of what I was going for here. A sort of flying knight bus, or magically modified private sky yacht.

Desireejones99: Oh no he would probably be well aware of what sort of ranch it was but didn't want to explain it in front of Harry and Hermione. And yeah magically enhanced C130 rolling down the strip...

Dennisud: Yeah this one is going to have its own notebook like Old Kentucky or some of the other more in depth and complicated plots. So its going to take some time to get developed.

TomHRichardson: Indeed. First Rule of Magic Club...I am working on plotting it before typing it this time. Who knows how that will go.
Konnij: Thank you. So will I.

RedRyder01: Thank you for the compliment. HP:Vegas will be in the queue at some point.

KellerDeath: Oh at some point it will grow up to be a real story. Unless something happens between now and then.

Kgfinkel: Oh it will be eventually.