Devil May Cry: HelluvaVerse

by believingispowerful7

It's a Devil May Cry (Originally created by CAPCOM) second reboot story set in the universe of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (Originally created by VivziePop). Dante must team up with I.M.P to destroy Mundus and the C.D (Corrupted Demons) that kills humans and normal demons. This story starts during and after the events of Helluva Boss.

7. Mission 07: Dante's Birthday Wrath

DEVIL MAY CRY:

HELLUVAVERSE

Written by

Charlie Carvette McEvoy

Based on

HELLUVA BOSS

By

Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano

Based on

DEVIL MAY CRY

(Video Game Series)

By

CAPCOM

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Mission: 07

Dante's Birthday Wrath

Location: Imp City

Area: Paradise (Sparda's Summer House)

In the morning, Dante was in his bed sleeping. Then he woke up, got up and yawned.

DANTE (Yawning):

Last night was wonderful, Loony.

Dante turned left and saw that Loona wasn't on her side of the bed. Dante looked sad.

DANTE (Sighing):

She must've left early because her dad will find out. Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted. Maybe it's for the best.

Dante picked up his smartphone from his small table and look at the date on the screen.

DANTE:

June 21st. Holy shit, it's my birthday!

A message from Sparda popped up from Dante's smartphone. Dante read his dad's message.

DANTE (Reading):

Happy birthday, Son! I'm sorry I couldn't tell you in person because I'm taking your cousin Octavia to the living world. Mrs Mayberry is going to give you your present from me. So, we'll see you later. Dad.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

Thanks, Dad.

Dante got out of his bed and stretched his arms.

DANTE:

Well, I better go have some breakfast. I wonder there's some pizza left in the fridge.

Dante left his bedroom and went downstairs. Dante stopped and took a sniff.

DANTE:

Do I smell bacon?

Dante went to kitchen and looked surprised when he saw Loona who is wearing a robe cooking some bacon with the frying pan.

DANTE:

Loony?

Loona saw Dante and smiled.

LOONA:

Happy Birthday, Dante.

DANTE:

You're making breakfast?

LOONA:

Yeah. I know you like eating pizza. But I decided to cook you some bacon, sausages and baked beans, and pour you some blood orange juice. Like I always do.

DANTE:

But I thought you left me because you don't want your dad to find out about us.

Loona giggled.

LOONA:

I will never do that.

Dante sat at the table, while Loona placed his English breakfast and blood orange juice on the table. Loona leaned closer to Dante.

LOONA:

I don't give a fuck about Blitzo. I give a fuck about you. Because you are my devil boy.

Dante started to blush before he noticed Loona was wearing his mother robe.

DANTE:

Is that my mum's robe you're wearing?

LOONA:

Yes. Is there a problem?

DANTE:

No, not at all. Well, I better eat my breakfast.

Dante was about to eat his breakfast until Loona stopped him.

LOONA:

Oh, that can wait. I wanna give you, my present.

DANTE:

What is it?

Loona played Breakfast Can Wait by Prince from her smartphone and placed it on the table. Then she turned the chair around that Dante was sitting on and unknotted her robe.

LOONA:

My body.

Loona opened her robe, showing Dante her naked body and he looked surprisingly happy. Loona took off her robe slowly and started to dance exotically. Loona sat on Dante's lap, while playing with her boobs.

LOONA:

So, do you remember this, Dante?

DANTE:

Yeah. You've been dancing naked and playing Prince's song at my birthday every year since I was twelve. But I thought you were supposed to be a goth.

LOONA (Seductive):

I'm a goth to everyone, baby. But I'm everything to you.

Dante smiled seductively.

DANTE (Seductive):

Snarl at me, bitch.

Loona and Dante snarl at each other, sexually and they shared a wet kiss. Dante stopped kissing Loona and saw Mrs. Mayberry at the living room watching him and Loona.

DANTE:

Mrs. Mayberry!

Loona turned around and saw Mrs. Mayberry.

LOONA:

Oh. Morning, Mrs. Mayberry.

Dante looked scared, while Mrs. Mayberry was smiling.

DANTE:

It's not what it looks like!

MRS. MAYBERRY:

I know what it looks like, Dante. Loona is trying to please you because it's your birthday.

Dante smiled and laughed a little.

DANTE:

Yeah. I knew that.

Loona got off Dante's lap and turn the music off from her smartphone while she was looking at him.

LOONA:

Well, I've finished dancing. I'm gonna have a shower. But if there's gonna be any cake at your birthday, Dante, (Seductive): I'll let you eat it off my ass.

Dante looked surprised while he sees Loona walking upstairs. Mrs. Mayberry looked a little excited at Dante.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Oh, Dante! You really are a lucky devil!

DANTE:

I always have been. Loona and I are so good together. We'll never be apart again, and I'm gonna keep that way, Mrs. Mayberry.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Matilda.

DANTE:

What?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

That's my name. Matilda. You don't have to call me Mrs. Mayberry anymore.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

Okay. Matilda.

While Mrs. Mayberry went to sit at her desk, Dante looked at the picture frame of a little girl.

DANTE:

That's a nice picture. Who is she?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

That's my niece, Ashley Lowell. But I always call her Patty.

Dante noticed that Mrs. Mayberry looked sad.

DANTE:

What's a matter?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Do you remember the day I killed my husband and myself?

DANTE:

Yeah, you...

Dante looked shocked.

DANTE:

My god! She saw what happened, didn't she?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Yes. But before that, I was with her all time because my brother, William and his girlfriend, Annette were never there for her because they were busy working at D.H.O.R.K.S headquarters.

DANTE:

You mean those agents who were investigating demonic activities?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Yes, but my brother and Annette are scientists. They don't want to hurt the demons, unless they are corrupted.

DANTE:

Maybe they don't know about the yet.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Maybe. My brother never loved Annette because of his different sexuality.

DANTE:

Your brother is gay?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Yes. He kept it to himself for a long time and I'm the only one who knows about it. All he does is look at the stars and sings. And he loves plants and owls.

DANTE:

Did William and Annette fight all the time?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Yeah. How'd you know about that?

DANTE:

I didn't. It's just they reminded me of Uncle Stolas and Aunt Stella.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Well, you're right about that.

Mrs. Mayberry started to cry.

MRS. MAYBERRY (Crying):

Patty is completely traumatized, and I know my brother can't do anything about it. It's been two years now and I had a feeling that my niece is living at the orphanage feeling scared. And it's all my fault!

While Mrs. Mayberry was crying on her desk, Dante comforted her.

DANTE:

Matilda, I didn't know and I'm sorry.

MRS. MAYBERRY (Crying):

I just wanted to go back and fix my mistakes!

DANTE:

You can't fix your mistakes; you need to learn from them by moving forward. That's what my mum always said to me.

Mrs. Mayberry dried her tears with a tissue and stopped crying.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

You're right. Dante, I know it's your birthday, but...

Dante interrupted Mrs. Mayberry.

DANTE:

I know. You needed to get it out and I understand. I'll help you get through this, Matilda. Not because you were my teacher. It's because you're my friend.

Mrs. Mayberry smiled at Dante.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Thank you.

Dante smiled back at Mrs. Mayberry.

DANTE:

So, did my dad left you my birthday present?

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Oh, yes, he did. It right here.

Mrs Mayberry got out Dante's birthday present under her desk and gave it to him.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Happy Birthday, Dante.

Dante looked at his present and he didn't look happy.

DANTE:

I know it's a video game and I'm getting a feeling it's Gotham Knights. Oh, well. Let's find out.

Dante unwrapped his birthday present, and he looked surprisingly happy.

DANTE (Happily):

Holy fucking shit! It's Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League! It's what I always wanted! But it came out last year.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

It did. But this one came out last week. It's a complete edition.

DANTE:

That's comes with all DLC levels, weapons, costumes and upgrades! Thank you, Matilda.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

You should be thanking your dad. He's the one who bought that for you.

DANTE:

I will. I gotta show this to Loona. She might wanna play that with me. And Moxxie and Millie.

The telephone at Mrs. Mayberry's desk was ringing, and Mrs. Mayberry answered it.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Devil May Cry. We're closed for the weekends but... Oh. Yeah, he's here. Hang on a second.

Mrs. Mayberry looked at Dante.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Dante, it's your uncle. He wants to wish you a happy birthday.

Mrs. Mayberry hand over the phone to Dante.

INTERCUT with Dante and Stolas.

DANTE:

Hello?

STOLAS:

Dante! Happy Birthday!

DANTE:

Thank you, Uncle.

STOLAS:

How's my nephew?

DANTE:

I'm okay. My dad just got me a Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League video game.

STOLAS:

I knew he would. Anyway, I just wanna let you know that your aunt is going to prepare your birthday party at the Wrath Ring.

Dante looked confused.

DANTE:

The Wrath Ring?

STOLAS:

You know, the place we have the Harvest Moon Festival.

DANTE:

Oh, that. I've been there a few times, but I never went to the festival. I was busy training with my dad.

STOLAS:

I understand.

DANTE:

So, the guests are gonna be Devil May Cry and Resident Evil fans?

STOLAS:

Yes. I'll be there, but Octavia is with your father this weekend and...

DANTE:

I know. He texted me. Who else?

Stolas looked a little worried.

STOLAS:

Well... Try not to get mad, but...

Dante didn't look so happy.

DANTE:

No. Not Andrealphus.

STOLAS:

Dante, I know you hate him, but...

DANTE (Angrily):

Of course, I fucking hate him! I get the chills when he's nearby! He always flirts with me! He always grabs my dick! And he always tries to put his tongue in my mouth! Why would you bring your shitty brother in-law?

STOLAS:

It was your aunt's idea. And I'll make sure he doesn't do anything to ruin your love life.

Dante calmed himself down.

STOLAS:

Yes, I already know. Your father told me you're back with Loona. How is she?

DANTE:

She's fine. She's very happy to see me. She told me she was in the Adoption Center for a few months before Blitzo adopted her. That was when she started to forget about me.

STOLAS:

There's no way she could forget about you. You two are perfect for each other.

DANTE:

You knew she's working at I.M.P, didn't you?

STOLAS:

Yes. To be honest, I was shocked when I found out she didn't say anything about you. I didn't want to tell her because I don't to mess up her memory by accident. Octavia was sad when she found out after Loona found her in the Living World two years ago. Maybe that's why she didn't want to go to your party.

DANTE:

Well, she doesn't have to worry anymore because when Loona remembers me, she'll remember everything. Including Octavia.

Stolas smiled.

STOLAS:

Maybe that's what your father is going to tell her about. Via will be happy. Dante, there's something you need to know.

DANTE:

What?

STOLAS:

When a hellhound hasn't seen her mate for two years, she reunites with him and reward with (Seductive): rough fornication.

DANTE:

What's that supposed to mean?

STOLAS:

It means she wants to fuck you hard, suck your cock and jerk you off until your cum squirts all over her face! Got a picture of that, my little nephew?

Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

Not of you, I hope.

Stolas laughed happily.

STOLAS:

I'm sorry, Dante, but you know I like teasing you. And you know what you always say to me?

DANTE:

You have a body of a man and a spirit of a woman.

Stolas was blushing.

STOLAS:

Oh, Dante!

DANTE:

So, do you still love Blitzo?

Stolas sighed sadly.

STOLAS:

Yes, and I'm still thinking about him.

DANTE:

He shouldn't dump you because he hates me and my dad.

STOLAS:

I know, but I had to give him the grimore and go back with your aunt. I must do what she said, otherwise she'll torment me again or worse.

DANTE:

What do you mean, worse?

STOLAS:

Never mind about that for now.

DANTE:

Have you done anything that makes you happy?

STOLAS:

Yes. Your aunt doesn't know about this, but a few months ago, I went to the Living World and...

Stolas heard Stella shouting at him.

STELLA (Shouting):

Stolas! Get off the fucking phone and get ready! We're leaving to the Wrath to prepare Dante's birthday party!

Stolas didn't look happy.

STOLAS:

All right, Stella! Dante, I'll tell you after the party. I'll see at the Wrath. Bye.

END INTERCUT

Mrs. Mayberry looked at Dante.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

He's still not happy, isn't he?

DANTE:

No. My Dad told my uncle to go back with Aunt Stella. I hope he did the right thing.

MRS. MAYBERRY:

Well, your dad told me that he'll talk to your cousin about letting her and your uncle moved to his house. It might be today.

DANTE:

If it is, that would be a perfect birthday present for me.

Dante took out his smartphone out of his pocket.

DANTE:

I'm gonna call Moxxie.

INTERCUT with Dante, Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie got up from his bed and answered his smartphone.

MOXXIE (Moaning):

What is it, Blitzo?

DANTE:

Moxxie, it's Dante.

Moxxie looked happy.

MOXXIE:

Oh, hi, Dante! how's it going?

DANTE:

I just wanna let you know it's my birthday today.

Millie got up in excitement.

MILLIE:

It's Dante's Birthday?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

Hi, Millie.

MILLIE:

Happy birthday, Dante!

MOXXIE:

Yeah, happy birthday.

DANTE:

Thanks guys. I'm having a party at the Wrath today, and I was wondering if you want to come.

MOXXIE:

Of course, we do. But I don't know if Blitzo would...

DANTE:

You don't have to worry about Blitzo. He's not coming because I'm gonna pick you up.

Moxxie looked happy.

MOXXIE:

You are?! That's great! When you're gonna come?

DANTE:

I'll be there in fifteen minutes.

Dante heard Loona's voice coming from upstairs.

LOONA (Seductive):

Dante, I'm all alone in the shower.

DANTE:

Better make that, thirty minutes. I'll see you later, bye.

END INTERCUT

Moxxie looked at Millie.

MOXXIE:

He said he'll be here in thirty minutes.

MILLIE (Excitedly):

Ohhh! I know what he's doing! He's fucking Loona again! He really is a lucky devil! I wish I was there with him.

MOXXIE:

You really want to fuck him, don't you?

MILLIE:

Okay, I admit it, Moxxie. That's also one of my fantasies. I just wanna feel his dick inside me.

MOXXIE:

Well, if you want that, I better make sure I watch you.

MILLIE:

Oh, Moxxie. You know every time you jerked off, you always fall asleep.

MOXXIE:

But it's not gonna happen this time.

Millie laughed.

MILLIE:

You always say that.

Millie stood closer to Moxxie.

MILLIE (Seductive):

But while we wait for Dante, why don't get busy before breakfast.

Moxxie was blushed while Millie licked his face. Then they both shared a passionate kiss and fell into their bed. In the city, Dante was in the driver seat diving his dad's car. Loona was in the passenger seat looking at her phone, and Moxxie and Millie were in the back seat.

MOXXIE (Happily):

I can't believe we're going to Dante's birthday party. I'm so happy!

DANTE:

You're only happy because Blitzo isn't here.

MOXXIE:

That's true.

MILLIE:

So, Loona, how did you get to play Devil May Cry, while you were at the Center?

LOONA:

I lied about that. I only watched the walkthrough from my phone.

DANTE:

Well, that explains why you were so good playing those games. So, Loony, what are you looking at your phone?

LOONA:

Just some pictures I've took when we were together.

Loona looked surprised when she found two pictures on her phone. The first picture has her with Dante, Moxxie and Chazwick Thurman. The second picture has her with Dante, Sparda, Millie, Sallie May, and a purple flaming horse demon.

LOONA:

Holy shit!

DANTE:

What is it?

LOONA:

Look.

Loona gave her phone to Dante. Dante looked surprised when he looked the two pictures.

DANTE:

Oh, my God! That's us! Moxxie, Millie. Look at this.

Dante passed Loona's phone to Moxxie and Millie, and they looked amazed when saw the pictures.

MOXXIE:

Millie, it's us in these separate pictures!

MILLIE:

It is! And There's Loony! Dante's... second girlfriend?

Loona sighed.

LOONA:

Loony is me, Millie. Dante calls me that before Blitzo did.

MILLIE:

Oh!

Moxxie took a closer look at the pictures.

MOXXIE:

The first picture was taken six years ago, and the second one was taken five years ago.

MILLIE:

And that's Lady Luck, Dante's horse. She always gets excited when she sees you and jumps on you, Dante. Like that purple dinosaur from the cartoon show from the 60s.

DANTE:

I know. When I gave a slice of Pizza, she likes me. But I don't like Moxxie's dad, Crimson. He's too corrupted. When I persuaded Moxxie to tell me about his feelings, I realized his dad made him killed his mum and abusing his childhood. I told him to stand to his dad, but he didn't want to. So, I advise him to try in the future. But when Crimson's gang tried to kill me and Loona, my dad came to save us. When Crimson saw my dad in his demon form, he shitted himself.

Moxxie laughed.

MOXXIE:

I know. After you left, my dad was furious because someone smoked one of his cigars.

LOONA:

Yeah, that was me.

MOXXIE:

You, Loona?! Why?

LOONA:

I had to. I left my smokes in Sparda's car. The cigar was too strong, I couldn't finish it.

DANTE:

She didn't like anybody blowing smoke at my face. It makes her mad.

MOXXIE:

Well, that explains a lot.

DANTE:

Moxxie, your life would've been better if your dad didn't force you to be like him and hang out with that...

DANTE/MILLIE (Unison):

No good, shark tooth, fuck face!

Dante and Millie looked surprised.

MILLIE:

Oh my God! We all hated Chaz!

DANTE:

Yeah, and I know he's your and Moxxie's ex-boyfriend. He tried to have sex with me while I was at Moxxie's mansion and your farm, Millie.

MILLIE:

And I didn't believe you when you told me he was using me to take my parent's money. But when you challenge him to fight in Street Fighter style and he shot you with a sliver bullet, I believed you. And that's how I broke up with Chaz.

DANTE:

You would've broken up with him differently if I wasn't there.

MILLIE:

Yeah, but I'm glad you were.

DANTE:

What about you, Moxxie? How did you break up with Chaz?

MOXXIE:

I didn't. During the bank robbery, he left me when my leg was caught by the gate. When I was sent to prison, I met Blitzo and I started working with him when we got out. My life changed after that and that's when I met Millie.

DANTE:

Moxxie, I'm sorry to hear all of that, but at least you found happiness with Millie. I'm also sorry I missed your wedding.

MILLIE:

You missed two weddings, Dante. I crashed the second one by killing all Crimson's gang and save Moxxie. I was fucking furious when he tried to force my husband to marry Chaz.

DANTE:

Well, I'm glad to have a badass in my team.

MILLIE:

Thank you. I like that complement from the son of Sparda.

Loona looked at Dante.

LOONA:

That would explain why your dad choose them to work with him.

Millie looked at Moxxie.

MILLIE:

Moxxie, we became friends with Dante and Loona before we met. We must've forgotten all about it at our wedding.

MOXXIE:

That would explain why his dad choose us to work with him.

LOONA:

I just said that.

MOXXIE:

Did you?

Loona rolled her eyes, while Dante put his hand on her hand.

DANTE:

It's all right, Loony. I know you did.

Loona smiled at Dante and turned to Moxxie and Millie.

LOONA:

You know, guys. I didn't like you after Blitzo adopted me, but I do when I was living with Dante, and now I realized we really meant to be friends.

MOXXIE:

So, does that mean you're gonna stop calling me fat?

LOONA:

No.

While Loona was facing forward, Moxxie didn't look happy.

MOXXIE:

At least I know that will never change.

DANTE:

Anyway, let's not talk about the past. Today's my birthday and we're gonna have fun. But I have one question. Does Chaz still have horny thoughts about me?

MOXXIE:

He's dead.

Dante looked happy.

DANTE:

Fuck yeah! I'm safe!

MILLIE:

So, what have you got for your birthday, Dante?

DANTE:

Ah, nothing much. My dad got me Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League video game.

Millie gasped happily.

MILLIE:

You got Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League?! Did you like it?

DANTE:

Oh, I haven't played it yet, but I will after the party.

MILLIE:

Well, I played it. It was the best, bad ass shooting up game! You'll never guess who's my favourite character.

LOONA:

Harley Quinn?

Millie gasped again.

MILLIE:

How did you guess, Loona?

LOONA:

Easy. You've been talking about her since that T.V show.

MILLIE:

Yeah, my favourite line is, (As Harley Quinn): Party's over, ya pieces of shit!

Moxxie laughed.

MOXXIE:

That's right! Millie and I watched that show before we got married. But my favourite character is Deadshot. He's very good with guns.

DANTE:

Well, maybe you should sit on his sniper rifle and let him shoot his big bullets.

Loona and Millie laughed out loud, except Moxxie because he looked confused.

LOONA (Laughing):

That's a good one, Dante!

MILLIE (Laughing):

Really good one!

MOXXIE:

Why would Deadshot shoot me in the ass with his sniper rifle. Unless he's...

Moxxie looked surprised and understood Dante's joke.

MOXXIE:

Oh, I get it! His sniper rifle is his dick and bullets are his load!

Moxxie laughed at loud.

MOXXIE (Laughing):

That's very funny, Dante!

DANTE:

So, do you like my joke?

MOXXIE:

Well, when Blitzo tells jokes at us, they weren't quite funny. But the way you do it, they are.

Dante smiled and thanked Moxxie.

DANTE:

Thanks, Mox. I appreciate it.

Millie was using Loona's phone and found Dead Rising soundtracks on the app called Poxify.

MILLIE:

Hey, Dante! I found all four Dead Rising soundtracks on Poxify!

Dante looked confused.

DANTE:

Poxify?

MILLIE:

It's a Hell version of Spotify.

Dante understood what Millie said.

DANTE:

Ah, yes. I've heard about that app.

MILLIE:

I'm gonna play the first track from the first soundtrack.

Millie played Blame It on the Cold One song from Dead Rising soundtrack on Loona's phone. Millie felt relaxed.

MILLIE:

Oh, that song takes me back.

Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie had left Imp City.

Location: Wrath Ring

Area: Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch

After a long drive, Dante parked his car next to the farmhouse. Everyone got out of the car and looked at the farmhouse.

DANTE:

Here we are, guys. Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch. Hasn't change a bit.

Loona spotted a house next to the farmhouse.

LOONA:

Well, except that house next to it.

Dante and the other saw the house as well.

MOXXIE:

It wasn't here last week.

Millie and Dante spotted the party next to the house.

MILLIE:

At least the party over there is done.

DANTE:

Yeah, the decorations are done. The food and drinks are here, and the DJ box. Now we need to do it wait for the guests to show up. They'll just be Resident Evil and Devil May Cry fans.

Everyone agreed with Dante, until his smartphone was vibrating. He took it out of his coat pocket and read the message from Vortex.

DANTE (Reading):

Look in your trunk of your car.

Dante turned to his friends and Loona.

DANTE:

Guys, I've gotta check in the trunk of my car. I'll be right back.

MILLIE:

All right.

Millie spotted her parents, Lin and Joe at the Ranch.

MILLIE:

Ma! Pa!

While Millie and the others went to see her parents, Dante opened the trunk of his car and inside there was a sawn-off shotgun with a note next to it. Dante picked up the sawn-off shotgun and the note. Then he read the note.

DANTE (Reading):

My Dad made this gun for your dad during the C.D War. The Coyote-V isn't any close-range weapon. It's a long-range weapon. Your dad wanted me to give it to you, but I placed it in the trunk of your car last night. I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the party, but happy birthday. Vortex.

Dante smiled while he looked at his new weapon.

DANTE:

Thank you.

Millie hugged her parents.

MILLIE:

It's so nice to see you again!

JOE:

How's my deadly little pumpkin spice?

MILLIE:

I'm great, Pa! I've haven't been this happy since we met Dante and Sparda five years ago.

LIN:

I'm surprised you remembered. Your pa and I were so happy that Dante saved you from marrying Chaz. Did he challenge Chaz to fight him in Street Fighter style?

MILLIE:

Street Fighter. I love that game, Ma! And yes, he did. When Chaz left after I've beat the shit outta him, I took Dante to barn, and I sucked his...

Millie gasped by surprised.

MILLIE:

Oh, my God! I remember now! His cum only tasted familiar because I've gave him a blowjob!

MOXXIE:

You gave Dante a blowjob?!

MILLIE:

Moxxie, honey. That was five years ago before I knew you.

MOXXIE:

Oh, right.

Lin and Joe looked surprised when they saw Dante walking by.

LIN:

Little Dante.

DANTE:

Hello, Lin. Hi, Joe.

Dante hugged Lin and Joe.

LIN:

Happy Birthday.

JOE:

Look how tall you've got! And you're still wearing that red jacket.

DANTE:

It's the only thing to cover the blood, but I always washed it.

LIN:

That's nice.

Lin and Joe saw Loona.

JOE:

Loona! It's good to see you again!

LIN:

We were so worried when you didn't say anything about Dante since we last met.

Loona looked surprised.

LOONA:

Wait. You knew it was me?

JOE:

Of course. Who else would be you?

LIN:

What happened? Did you guys break up before you got back together?

LOONA:

Not exactly. Sparda sent me back to the Adoption Centre because I was about to get adopted. But instead, they kept in a cell for four mouths and I started to forget about my life with Dante.

Lin and Joe gasped.

LIN:

Oh, my God! What made you forget?

LOONA:

Well, I already told Dante, but...

Joe interrupted Loona.

JOE:

Never mind. It's better if we don't know. We just glad that you two are together again.

LIN:

And were also glad that all of you saved Imp City from that big C.D. We saw the news on T.V.

JOE:

I assume they signed your dad's contract, Dante?

DANTE:

Actually. We...

Moxxie quickly interrupted Dante.

MOXXIE:

We did! We signed it after we saved the diner from the . Right, Dante?

Dante looked a little nervous.

DANTE (Nervously):

Yeah. Yeah, they did. Would you excuse us for a moment.

Dante and Moxxie turned away and started whispering to each other.

DANTE (Whispering):

Moxxie, what the hell are you doing? You know you didn't sign my dad's contract.

MOXXIE (Whispering):

I know, but listen. I've stood up to my in-laws and they still don't respect me. But I believe they do when I told them we signed the contract.

Dante understood what Moxxie was talking about.

DANTE (Whispering):

Oh, I get it. You wanted your in-laws to respect you the same way they respect me. I totally get it. Okay, we'll go along with this because it's my birthday. After that, if Blitzo doesn't sign the contract first, I'll find the way to get you, Millie and my girl, Loony to sign it. Then you won't have to worry about your in-laws anymore.

Moxxie looked happy.

MOXXIE (Whispering):

Thank you, Dante. I really appreciate it.

Dante and Moxxie turned to Joe and Lin.

DANTE:

Yes. They did sign my dad's contract. We just had some tactical difficulties, but we took care of that.

Joe and Lin looked at each other and looked at Dante and Moxxie.

JOE:

I guess I had nothing to say, but... (Happily): Welcome to the family, Moxxie!

Joe gave Moxxie a big hug.

JOE:

I'm glad you're working with Sparda and his son!

MOXXIE:

So, I get to call you Dad?

Joe looked serious at Moxxie.

JOE:

Don't push your luck.

MOXXIE:

Yes, sir.

Loona walked up to Dante.

LOONA:

That was a nice thing you did for Moxxie, Dante.

DANTE:

Hey, I did what I had to do.

Sallie May pulled Dante's jacket up and down and Dante thought it was Millie.

DANTE:

What is it now, Millie?

When Dante bent down, Sallie May quickly grabbed Dante's face and gave him a French kiss. Dante looked surprised when he saw Sallie May after she kissed him.

DANTE:

Sallie May! What are doing here?

SALLIE MAY:

Just giving you a birthday kiss. I haven't seen you for five years.

DANTE:

Yeah, I know that.

SALLIE MAY:

So, do you like my tongue swimming in your mouth?

Dante looked nervous.

DANTE:

To be honest, Sallie. Millie's tongue is way sexier than yours. I'm sorry.

Millie looked happy.

MILLIE (Happily):

Yes! Fuck you, Sallie! I told you Dante will pick me.

Sallie May smiled.

SALLIE MAY:

Well, I can't argue with the son of Sparda. He's right about everything. See you later, Y'all.

Millie and Dante looked surprised when they saw Sallie May left.

MILLIE:

Whoa! I did not see that coming.

DANTE:

Well, she does respect me like all the other demons and your tongue is sexy when you kissed me.

Dante was worried when he looked at Loona.

DANTE:

Oh. Not as sexy as yours, Loony.

Loona smiled.

LOONA:

I know what you mean, Dante.

Loona licked Dante's face.

DANTE:

Come on, guys. Let's get to my party and see my uncle.

Lin stopped Dante from leaving.

LIN:

Wait, Dante. There's someone who wishes to see you. Lady Luck! Your master is here!

Moxxie looked confused.

MOXXIE:

Master?

Lady Luck the purple flaming horse demon left the stable and saw Dante. She neighed happily and started trotting towards him. Dante looked scared.

DANTE:

No, no, Lady Luck! No! Stop! Heel! Heeeeel!

Lady Luck jumped on Dante and started licking his face like a dog.

DANTE (Disgusted):

Oh! Bad girl!

Dante was laughing and Lady Luck stopped licking his face.

LADY LUCK (Happily):

Master! I missed you so much! Do you start using your first corrupted wish I grant you responsibly, my little angel-demon?

Dante looked embarrassed.

DANTE:

You need to stop calling that, Lady.

Moxxie looked surprised when he saw Lady Luck talking to Dante.

MOXXIE:

Did that horse just talk?

Lady Luck looked at Moxxie.

LADY LUCK:

Wait. You mean you don't know?

Moxxie looked confused, while Lady Luck sighed.

LADY LUCK:

Oh, well. I better show him.

MOXXIE:

Show me what?

Lady Luck got off Dante and magically transformed into a demon djinn.

LADY LUCK:

SURPRISE!

Moxxie jumped by surprised.

MOXXIE:

What the hell are you?

LADY LUCK:

I'm Lady Luck. The powerful, wild, sexy, party animal djinn of the orb! I know what you're thinking. I'm nothing like the genie from the nineties animated movie or the reboot four years ago who sings, raps and makes wishes. I only sing, rap and make wishes...

Lady Luck paused for a second.

LADY LUCK:

Okay, I'm exactly like that, but with a few adjustments.

MOXXIE:

Like what?

LADY LUCK:

I don't just make three wishes. I make infinite wishes. As long as they're not corrupted ones. I also like DJ music. Titties and pussy. And I have a tiny little problem. Swearing.

MOXXIE:

You have a swearing problem?

LADY LUCK:

Fuck off!

Dante and his friends with laughing.

DANTE:

Sorry, Mox. She always does that.

Moxxie turned to Millie.

MOXXIE:

Millie. You knew she was a djinn?

MILLIE:

Of course, Moxxie. She helped Dante stop Chaz from marrying me. And she used her magic to change my parents' farm into a Street Fighter level. For a little while.

MOXXIE:

But she looks like a purple imp.

MILLIE:

Yeah. That's her true form.

Lady Luck spotted Millie.

LADY LUCK:

Yo, Millie. I haven't seen you since the wedding. Give me some hot skin!

Lady Luck and Millie did their imp handshake.

LADY LUCK, MILLIE (Chanting):

Slash and gash while you dash and shove an axe in their motherfucking ass!

Lady Luck and Millie laughed and hugged each other.

LADY LUCK:

I'm so glad that you choose the right man instead of that shark double crossing dick. I bet you and Moxxie got real nasty together.

MILLIE:

We're always nasty, Lady. It's what we are after we kill.

LADY LUCK:

Kill first, sex last.

MILLIE:

That's right.

Loona waved at Lady Luck.

LOONA:

Hey, Lady Luck.

Lady Luck looked pleased to see Loona while she walked up to her.

LADY LUCK:

Loona! As I live and breed. You look revealing the last time I saw you and you're still a goth.

LOONA:

Well, you know I'm everything to Dante.

LADY LUCK:

Well, I haven't seen you for four years. Tell Lady all about it.

LOONA:

Sparda took me back the Adoption Center and I forgot all about Dante while I stayed there for a few months.

Lady Luck looked sad.

LADY LUCK (Sadly):

Oh, no.

LOONA:

And after Blitzo adopted me, he lived with Stolas after his divorce. But Blitzo broke up with him because he found out Sparda and Dante are his brother and nephew.

Lady Luck looked disappointed.

LADY LUCK:

Oh, no.

LOONA:

And Blitzo forbit me to see and talk to Via forever.

LADY LUCK:

Oh, hell no! Your dad can't dump him because of Dan and Sparda. That's bullshit!

LOONA:

That's what I was thinking.

DANTE:

Lady, relax. I'm going to take care of that. But now you need to tell Moxxie about your... Secret.

MOXXIE:

What secret?

Lady Luck sighed sadly and walked up to Moxxie.

LADY LUCK:

Moxxie, I've already told your wife about it, but I was created my Mundus.

Moxxie looked shocked.

MOXXIE:

What?! You're Mundus' daughter?!

LADY LUCK:

Yes. He forced me to grant everyone corrupted wishes for two thousand years and that made me too corrupted, until Sparda saved my life. After he saved Hell and the living world, he gave my orb to Dan on his fifth birthday after Eva gave him the red amulet. But after Dan woke me from my orb, I told him that my wish to be free. So, I can use my corrupted magic without becoming corrupted. So, when Dan promised me, he'll set me free after he kills my dad, I thanked him by granting him a wish.

Moxxie understood Lady Luck's feelings.

MOXXIE:

I know how you feel. My dad forced me to do anything he wants me to. But I was free when I met Millie and she saved me from marrying Chaz. So, I believe Dante will set you free someday.

Lady Luck looked happy.

LADY LUCK:

Thanks, dude.

Moxxie turned to Dante.

MOXXIE:

Dante, what was your wish?

Dante looked a little worried.

DANTE:

My wish was to be the luckiest man in the world. So, after my dad and I moved to the living world I went to Las Vegas to win some money. I won the jackpot all the time, but when my luck worn off, I stopped gambling. It was easy for me to break the habit.

MOXXIE:

So, how much did you win?

DANTE:

Well, I don't want to bring this up, Mox. But I had enough money to...

MOXXIE:

How much?

DANTE:

Two hundred million dollars.

Moxxie and Millie looked surprised.

MOXXIE, MILLIE (Unison):

Two hundred million dollars?!

MOXXIE:

You're richer than your uncle!

DANTE:

Let me finish. I gave one million dollars to each church me and my dad went to. A hundred churches. So, I got one hundred million dollars in my bank account.

LADY LUCK:

And that shows you all that Dan over here used his first corrupted wish to help humans have faith.

LOONA:

He gets that from his mum.

Moxxie was thinking.

MOXXIE:

So, I can have any wishes? I know what I want. I wish...

Lady Luck paused Moxxie.

LADY LUCK:

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I can't make any wishes for you today.

MOXXIE:

Why the hell not?

LADY LUCK:

Because it's Dan's birthday and I'm only allowed to grant him wishes.

Moxxie understood Lady Luck.

MOXXIE:

Oh, I get it. But why do you have to call Dante, Dan?

LADY LUCK:

That's his nickname, you dip shit.

Lady Luck ran up to Dante.

LADY LUCK:

So, Dan. What do you want for your big day?

DANTE:

Well, I want something surprising.

Lady Luck was thinking.

LADY LUCK:

Hmm. Something surprising. I think I know what you want.

Lady Luck lifted her shirt up and show Dante her big boobs.

LADY LUCK:

Get your eyes on these babies, Dan!

Dante looked away.

DANTE:

Lady, I didn't mean like that!

Lady Luck pulled her shirt down.

LADY LUCK:

I was only joking.

DANTE:

What I meant was... All the parties Aunt Stella made for all my birthdays; everybody has been treating me like a prince. But I want them to treat me like I'm me. Loona said to me, no matter what they think, Dante. I always believe you look...

Dante had an idea.

DANTE:

Hey. Can you make me look cool?

Lady Luck was reading a book called Style Recipes.

LADY LUCK (Reading):

Now, let's see. Gimp from Pulp Fiction? Nope. Chucky from Child's Play? Nope. A Deadite from (Screaming): Argh! From Evil Dead?! Nope. Aha. To make someone look cool.

Lady Luck looked at Dante.

LADY LUCK:

Now, is that birthday wish? Say the magic words.

DANTE:

Lady, I wish for you to make me look cool.

Lady Luck jumped with excitement.

LADY LUCK (Excitedly):

All right! Dan's first birthday wish has been sealed! Time to turn my shit into magic!

Lady Luck used her magic to transform Dante's C.D hunter clothes into cool clothes. His jacket is purple. His trousers are purple, and his hair is purple. Dante's friends and Lady Luck looked surprised.

LADY LUCK:

Woo! Mama like that very much!

Dante looked at his cool clothes.

DANTE:

Wow, Lady. You really outdone yourself.

Dante looked at his hair.

DANTE:

Why is my hair purple?

LADY LUCK:

Change to your demon form, Dan, and you'll see.

DANTE:

Okay. Devil Trigger!

Dante transformed into a cool hellhound instead of a demon. Everyone looked amazed at Dante.

LOONA:

Whoa!

MOXXIE:

Holy shit!

MILLIE:

Dante, you look... Cool.

DANTE:

What?

Lady Luck made a mirror magically appear and Dante looked at his reflection.

DANTE:

Oh.

Dante felt his hellhound face, ears and tail. Dante snarled at the mirror and smiled.

DANTE:

Damn, I'm cool!

LADY LUCK:

You still have your demon powers, Dan. I just changed your appearance. And your demon voice, I've changed it back to your normal voice.

Loona walked up to Dante and hugged him.

LOONA:

Dante, you look hot.

LADY LUCK:

His girl likes it. His girl likes it! But that's not all! With your demon hellhound form, kid, you can...

Lady Luck's smartphone was beeping. She looked at it and was surprised.

LADY LUCK:

Damn! I'm late!

MILLIE:

Late for what?

LADY LUCK:

I need to get back to my DJ box and prepare some music before the guests show up.

MOXXIE:

You're the DJ?

LADY LUCK:

Yeah. I told you; I like DJ music, and I have the list of my favourite DJs. David Guetta, Avicii, Nicky Romero, DJ Cassidy, DJ Fresh, Steve Aoki, Calvin Harris, Skrillex, Swedish House Mafia and Celldweller.

LOONA:

Celldweller is a DJ?

LADY LUCK:

Who knows. But that's not important. What's important is that he put and made some songs for my favourite video game, Dead Rising!

DANTE:

You're not gonna play Switchback at my party, are you?

Lady Luck laughed.

LADY LUCK:

Yeah!

After Lady Luck went to the party, Lin walked up to Dante.

LIN:

Dante, I think you needed this back.

Lin showed Dante the magic orb, Lady Luck's home.

DANTE:

My orb. Thanks, Lin.

Lin gave Dante his orb and put it in his coat pocket.

DANTE:

If my uncle sees me like this, he won't recognise me. Human!

Dante changed back to his human form.

DANTE:

Come on, guys. Let's get to the party and see my uncle.

Dante and his friends went to the party.

Area: Dante's Birthday Party

Stolas was checking at the party stuff.

STOLAS:

Hmm. The decorations are done. The food and drinks are on the table and the DJ is sorting out the music. Now I wait for the party guests and my nephew to show up.

Dante and his friends arrived at his party and spotted Stolas.

DANTE:

Uncle Stolas!

Stolas looked happy when he saw his nephew.

STOLAS (Happily):

Dante! You made it!

Stolas and Dante hugged each other happily.

STOLAS:

I like your clothes and your hair. Did you go to Stylish Occult?

DANTE:

No. Lady granted my birthday wish.

STOLAS:

Ah, yes. Your djinn. I thought you were going to wish her free.

DANTE:

I will after I've destroyed Mundus. I know he's her dad, but he treated her like a slave.

STOLAS:

I know. At least she's happy and your happy.

DANTE:

Still thinking about Blitzo?

STOLAS:

Yes. I wish he could come to your party, but your aunt forbit me to see him or talk to him again. (Whispering): And she doesn't want to believe we're still divorce.

DANTE:

Well don't you worry. My dad will let you know when you and Via are ready to move in with us. You will be part of our family.

Stolas smiled.

STOLAS:

I know.

Dante started to shiver.

DANTE:

Phew! Why am I getting the chills? I'm not scared about the party, unless...

Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

Holy shit! He's here!

Dante quickly turned around and saw Andrealphus.

ANDREALPHUS:

Dante, darling!

DANTE:

Andrealphus!

Andrealphus walked up to Dante and pinch his cheek.

ANDREALPHUS:

Look at you. I've haven't seen you since you were a little boy. And I'm sorry about your mother.

Dante swift Andrealphus' hand away from his cheek.

DANTE:

Don't pinch me.

ANDREALPHUS:

Is that a way to talk to your uncle?

DANTE:

You're not my uncle. You're just an ice-prick, cocksucker.

Andrealphus looked blushed.

ANDREALPHUS:

Oh, thank you.

Andrealphus wrapped his arms around Dante.

ANDREALPHUS:

Are you happy to see me?

DANTE:

To be honest. I'm not.

ANDREALPHUS:

Well, that's what your little friend said.

Dante looked down and saw his crotch sticking out in his trousers. Dante looked surprised and moved away from Andrealphus.

DANTE:

What did you do?!

ANDREALPHUS:

Nothing.

DANTE:

Okay. Two could play that game. All I gotta do is imagine that I'm taking a cold shower with Mr. Freeze.

Dante closed his eyes and calmed himself down. When he opened them, he saw that his crotch is still sticking out in his trousers.

DANTE:

It's making it worse!

Andrealphus laughed out loud.

ANDREALPHUS:

It happens every time!

Stolas didn't look happy.

STOLAS:

I think he has enough, Andrealphus.

ANDREALPHUS:

I can do whatever I want with him, Stolas. Unless you want me to ruin his birthday by telling your wife.

Stolas groaned in disgust, while Andrealphus turned to Dante.

ANDREALPHUS:

Well, I need to go freshen up. (Seductive): I see you at the dance floor, son of Sparda.

Andrealphus stick his tongue out and wiggled it at Dante while he left the party. Dante was in disgust.

DANTE (Disgusted):

Urgh! He always does that! Do you see that, Loony?

LOONA:

He's just teasing you, Dante.

DANTE:

To you. But to me he's trying to fuck me! I can't believe my aunt would bring your shitty...

Dante heard Stella's voice.

STELLA:

Dante!

Dante quickly smiled and looked at his aunt.

DANTE:

Aunt Stella!

STELLA:

Happy birthday, darling.

Stella walked up to her nephew and kissed him on the cheek.

STELLA:

I've missed you.

DANTE:

I missed you, too. I'm glad you and my uncle are back together.

STELLA:

We've gone through a long rough patch, but everything's back to normal. You like the decorations?

Dante looked at the party decorations.

DANTE:

Yeah, it has a Devil May Cry theme... again.

STELLA:

Well, I haven't thrown you a party since you and your dad moved to the living world. But at least your slave is doing a good job getting the music ready.

DANTE:

Lady Luck is just my friend.

STELLA:

Right. Anyway, your party guest will arrive in about ten minutes. So, you wanna quick squeeze?

Stella squeezed her boobs at Dante, while he nervously looked at Loona and turned back to his aunt.

DANTE:

About that, Auntie. I don't wanna do that anymore because I'm grown up. I have my own life and I'm a C.D hunter. So, I've moved on.

Stella pretended to be sad.

STELLA (Sadly):

Oh, I see. I know how this goes. Been divorce for two years, but me and your uncle are back together. Now I can see my nephew is different!

Stella pretended to cry.

STELLA (Crying):

How could this happen to me!

Dante looked sad and felt sorry for his aunt while he's seeing her crying.

DANTE:

Well, my hands aren't covered in blood.

Stella stopped pretending to cry and smiled, while she grabbed Dante's hands and placed them on her boobs. Stella was moaning in pleasure, while Stolas, Loona, Moxxie and Millie were shocked.

STELLA (Moaning):

Oh, yes! I missed this. Dante, you always know how to make your auntie happy. Everything was different while you and your father were away. But now you're back, everything will be fine for us.

Loona didn't look happy. So, she walked up to Dante and grabbed him by the shoulder.

LOONA:

Dante, can I talk to you in private? Now!

Dante looked scared.

DANTE:

Uh, sure, Loony.

Dante let go of his aunt's boobs, and he and Loona left the party. Moxxie and Millie were confused, while they looked at Stolas and Stella.

MOXXIE:

Well, I don't know what's going on, but my wife and I are gonna look around before the party starts. Come on, Millie.

MILLIE:

Where are we going?

Moxxie grabbed Millie's hand and they both left the party. Stolas turned to Stella.

STOLAS:

Stella, what the hell was that?

STELLA:

Stolas. Dante always loves playing with my tits. If you don't like it, then you can fuck off.

Stolas looked angry, but calm.

STOLAS:

I'll just look out for the party guests.

After Stolas left the party as well, Striker appeared from the shadows.

STRIKER:

Nice set up you got here, ma'am.

Stella wasn't happy when she saw Striker.

STELLA:

You were supposed to be out of sight.

STRIKER:

I know. I was just waiting for your husband. Now let's talk.

Lady Luck was behind her DJ box sorting out her music.

LADY LUCK:

Let's see. I'll play Switchback by Celldweller when the party started, and I'll play Little Bad Girl by David Guetta for Dante and Loona.

Lady Luck overheard Stella and Striker's conversation. So, she used her X-ray eyes to see them through her DJ box.

STRIKER:

First, you've hired me to kill your husband, then you called off and now you rehired me to finish to job? You know if I kill him, you'll get nothing and your daughter will take the throne.

STELLA:

That's what I wanted him to believe and I don't care about the throne. I only wanted him dead because I don't want Dante to be like him.

STRIKER:

What? An imp-sucker? I saw him with his hellhound a minute ago. She loves him.

STELLA:

And I wanted to keep it that way. I have everything ready in that house and after the party, I'll have my nephew's seed inside me and all my problems will be over.

STRIKER:

So, you want to fuck your nephew and have his child. Will that freak him out?

STELLA:

When I explain to Dante, he'll understand. I made him play with my tits to prepare him, and I've been doing that since he was ten.

STRIKER:

Why don't you just tell his slave to make him fuck you, so, it'll be easier for you.

STELLA:

I can't do that because that's one of her rules. And even if I did, it will be wrong to me. Now, I want you to out of her before the party guests show up. And remember, kill Stolas. And don't hurt my nephew.

STRIKER:

Understood.

After Stella left the party, Striker looked at the picture of Dante on his smartphone.

STRIKER:

Enjoy your birthday, son of Sparda. Cause this will be your last.

When Striker left the party as well. Lady Luck looked angry.

LADY LUCK (Angrily):

I am not his slave! How dare that fucking imp called me that! I should stick his cowboy hat up his ass!

Lady Luck calmed herself down.

LADY LUCK:

But I can't believe Stella hired him to kill Stolas, so, she can fuck my master. That's really, really, nasty. I can't help Dan without him making a wish. But since my dad is trapped in the Demon world, I can. I'll protect you, master.

Dante and Loona were at the right side of the house.

LOONA (Angrily):

Dante, what the hell is going on?!

DANTE:

Loony, I know you're mad.

LOONA (Angrily):

You're damn right I am! You were grabbing your aunt's tits in front of me!

DANTE:

I didn't want to, but I couldn't stand to see her cry. There was no other way.

Loona calmed herself down.

LOONA:

When did this happen?

DANTE:

It happened about fourteen years and one month ago before Mundus my parents' castle. I was in the hall looking for mum.

(Flashback Sequence)

Location: The Castle of Sparda

Area: The hall

Sub-text: May 1st 2012 (Five days before Mundus destroyed the castle)

Dante was in the hall looking for his mother.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

Mum! I need some help with my homework, please.

Dante opened the guest room door and saw his aunt completely naked. Dante was shocked, while he covered his eyes with his hand and Stella quickly put on her robe to cover her naked body.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

Sorry, Aunt Stella. I didn't know you're out of the shower. I was looking for my mum.

Stella smiled at her nephew.

STELLA:

Come here.

Dante looked confused.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

What?

STELLA:

Don't worry, sweetheart. It's just me.

Dante entered the guest room and closed the door behind him.

STELLA:

Dante, it's perfectly natural to look at naked women. When you meet your dream hellhound, you'll get to see every part of her body, including her tits.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

Tits?

STELLA:

Sit down on my bed, and I'll show you.

Dante sat on the bed and Stella opened her robe and showed him her boobs. Dante looked surprised.

STELLA:

See, darling. They're just tits. What do you think?

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

They look... Natural.

STELLA:

Of course, they're natural. Feel them.

Dante looked scared.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

Uh, no. I can't do that.

STELLA:

Oh, come on.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

No. I don't want to.

STELLA:

You gonna had to, sometime.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

I just don't think is a good idea.

Stella grabbed her nephew's hands and placed them on her boobs.

STELLA:

So, how do they feel?

Dante squeezed his aunt's boobs gently.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

They feel... Soft, squishy and feathery.

STELLA:

They're just my feathers, dear.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

I don't know why I'm doing this, but it feels... Good.

STELLA:

You can play with them anytime you want.

Eva opened the door.

EVA:

Stella, I'm looking for my son.

Eva looked shocked when she caught her son grabbing Stella's boobs.

EVA:

Dante, what are you doing?!

Dante quickly let go of his aunt's boobs and looked very nervous.

DANTE (Ten Years Old)/(Nervously):

Mum! It's not what you think! I was just... My aunt... She... I... We... Um...

Stella spoke for Dante.

STELLA:

I was just showing him what it's like to feel my tits and I'm trying to help him understand before he gets to meet his dream hellhound.

Eva looked calm.

EVA:

Well, he'll understand more when he grows up. Come here, Dante.

Dante walked up to his mum.

EVA:

Look, I know this is new to you, but I don't want you to get obsessed with it like your brother. I want you to focus what's important in your life. Can you do that for me?

Dante smiled.

DANTE (Ten Years Old):

Okay, Mum.

Eva kissed her son on the cheek.

EVA:

That's a good boy. Come. I'll ask Daniel to help you with your homework.

Stella saw Dante and Eva left her guest room.

(Present Sequence)

Location: Wrath Ring

Area: Dante's Birthday Party

Dante and Loona were still at the right side of the house.

DANTE:

And that's how it all began.

LOONA:

Well, okay. Maybe she made you do that because she misses you.

DANTE:

She didn't make me do it, just once.

LOONA:

What do you mean?

DANTE:

You remember the time at Loo Loo Land?

Loona was thinking and then she remembered.

LOONA:

Yeah. You're with your aunt all the time, while I was with Via before she got lost and you found her. And I also remember every Halloween and Christmas, you were helping your aunt baking cookies. It took two hours and...

Loona looked surprised.

LOONA:

Hang on! You mean you've been playing with her tits for eight years?!

DANTE:

Yes, but I found out why she made me. It was just about two years ago after you went back to the Center. I've arrived to my uncle's palace to get my dad's missing journal page.

(Flashback Sequence)

Location: Stolas's Mansion

(Sub-Text): Two years ago

Dante walking to the mansion, until he stopped and spotted a banner hanging on the balcony.

DANTE (Reading):

Not Divorced.

Dante scoffed.

DANTE:

Aunt Stella must've written that. She always loves throwing parties.

Dante spotted his aunt with her friends sitting at the table having tea and cake. Stella was talking to her friends.

STELLA:

Stolas is a piece of shit. He doesn't care about anything, but himself and our daughter. But my nephew, Dante. He plays with my tits and it feels soooo good. As long as I can keep making him do that, I won't have to give a fuck about Stolas.

Dante looked angry when he overheard his aunt insulting about his uncle. Dante was about to enter the mansion, until Stella spotted his nephew.

STELLA:

Dante!

Dante stopped and smiled broadly at his aunt.

DANTE:

Hi, Auntie.

STELLA:

I'm so glad you could make it to my party. Come sit next to me.

Dante sighed and went to the table and sat next to his aunt.

STELLA:

So, how was your training with your dad?

DANTE:

It's almost complete, but I'm doing well.

STELLA:

That's nice, dear. Would you mind doing me a little favour?

DANTE:

Please, not this again.

STELLA:

Oh, come on, Dante. You always love doing this.

DANTE:

I don't think your friends would...

STELLA:

Oh, they already know. I've been telling them about it all the time.

Stella bashed her eye lashes at her nephew.

STELLA:

Play with your auntie's tits.

Dante slowly got his hands out and Stella grabbed them and placed them on her boobs.

STELLA (Moaning):

Oh, yes! You're so good with my tits. Not like your uncle. He never plays with them. He's a fucking prick. He always stares at the stars, talks to his plants and spent time with Via like a little bitch.

Dante looked furious and started to squeeze his aunt's boobs very hard. Stella yelled in pleasure.

STELLA (Yelling):

ARGH! Oh! Oh, my fuck! Yes!

Dante looked confused after he squeezed his aunt's boobs.

STELLA:

Oh, Dante! I like it when you squeeze them hard! You're the reason why my marriage is protected, as long as you keep playing with my tits. (Seductive): Now suck on them!

Dante quickly let go of his aunt's boobs.

DANTE:

Okay, that's enough pleasure for you. I had to go inside and get my dad's things and I'll be heading home. It's nice seeing you again, Aunt Stella and enjoy your "Not Divorced" party.

Dante left the table and went inside the mansion.

DANTE:

No one talks shit about my uncle. Especially you, Aunt Stella.

(Present Sequence)

Location: Wrath Ring

Area: Dante's Birthday Party

DANTE:

When I squeezed her tits very hard, it was supposed to make her tell her to stop. Not like it. After that I met your dad and left. And I swore to myself that I will not play with my tits again. Until she made me today.

LOONA:

Your aunt made you play with her tits just to protect her marriage?!

DANTE:

Yes, and I'm not proud of it. I know you don't believe me, Loony, but I had to hide it from you because I...

Loona interrupted Dante.

LOONA:

I believe you.

DANTE:

You do?

LOONA:

Yes. I scent your fear when you're with your aunt. You're afraid you'll forget about me. Like I forgot about you. And I know you never wanted to hurt me.

Dante looked sad, while Loona held his hand.

LOONA:

Oh, Dante. I'm so sorry. This must've been hard for you.

DANTE:

Well, it was easy when I moved to the living world with my dad.

LOONA:

Dante, did your treat went hard when you grabbed your aunt's tits?

DANTE:

No, it did not.

Loona smiled, lifted her shirt up, grabbed Dante's hands and placed them on her boobs.

LOONA:

What about mine?

Dante got excited and his crotch was poking in his trousers.

DANTE:

Yeah. They do.

LOONA:

Then that means you're only in love... With me.

DANTE:

I guess we have a quick one before the party.

Dante and Loona started kissing and embracing each other. At the front of the house, Moxxie and Millie were at the front door.

MILLIE:

Moxxie, what are you doing?

MOXXIE:

Millie, that house wasn't there before. And I need to see what's inside.

Moxxie opened the front door.

MOXXIE:

It's opened. Let's go in.

Millie sighed.

MILLIE:

All right. But were getting out from the back window.

Moxxie and Millie entered the house.

MILLIE:

It looks normal to me.

Moxxie opened another door and inside there's a room filled with BDSM items. Moxxie and Millie looked surprised.

MOXXIE:

Holy shit! That room is filled with didos. Ball gags? Leather suits? Hand lotions? Porn movies? (Gasping): This is a whore house! And this room is a sex room!

Millie looked excited.

MILLIE (Excitedly):

Ohh! I know who is this for! It's for Dante! And this room is his big birthday present! Stolas must've spent his money to make that happen. This will really please Loona. Of course, I won't tell Dante until he sees it, but if he asks me for a three-way, I can complete my fantasy! Look at that leather suit. An imp size, for me.

Moxxie found a book and read it. He looked shocked and turned to Millie.

MOXXIE:

Uh, Millie. It is for Dante, but it's not for Loona and you.

MILLIE:

But who is it for?

MOXXIE:

Stella.

Millie busted out laughing.

MILLIE (Laughing):

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Dante and Stella?! That's a good one, Moxxie! You always say the shittest things!

Millie stopped laughing when she saw Moxxie looked worried.

MILLIE:

Wait. You're serious?

MOXXIE:

Read this book.

Moxxie gave the book to Millie, then she opened it and started reading.

MILLIE (Reading):

I spent my miserable years married to Stolas. But that will be over soon. I've pretended to be furious when I found my husband cheating on me with an imp. So, I've hired an assassin to kill him, because I don't want my nephew to be like him. A gay, imp-sucker. After he's dead, I will prepare a whore house with a sex room for his birthday. So, I can have Dante's baby, while fucking him. And I know he'll understand, when I explain it to him.

Millie looked shocked.

MILLIE:

Oh, my God!

MOXXIE:

Stella wrote it. That's her diary.

MILLIE:

Yeah, I can see that, Moxxie. I mean Stella wanting Dante's baby?! That's extremely nasty!

MOXXIE:

She written this at October 31st 2021.

MILLIE:

That was the day we went to Ozzie's together.

MOXXIE:

She never wants his throne. She only wanted him to believe she does.

MILLIE:

Well, that explains why she and Stolas never got along.

MOXXIE:

And that also explains why she was only nice to him sometimes. It's because of Dante. She only wants Dante. Now we know the real reason why she hired Striker.

MILLIE:

If Stella has sex with Dante, Loona will be heartbroken, and she'll rip him apart.

MOXXIE:

But Dante can't die.

MILLIE:

I know! But Loona won't believe that when she gets furious. We gotta warn Dante before it happens.

Moxxie and Millie heard some footsteps in the house.

MILLIE:

Who's that?

MOXXIE:

Striker. I had a feeling he'll show up.

Moxxie got his handgun out and was about to open fire until Stolas entered the sex room. Moxxie put his handgun away.

MOXXIE:

Prince Stolas. It's you.

Stolas saw Moxxie and Millie.

STOLAS:

Moxxie? Millie? What's going on here?

Stolas looked around the sex room and spotted the BDSM items.

STOLAS:

What is this? Didos? Ball gags? Leather suits? Hand lotions? Porn movies? Is this a whore house?

MOXXIE:

Yes. It's for Dante and Stella.

Stolas looked confused.

STOLAS:

What are you talking about?

MILLIE:

It's true, Your Highness. Look at the last entry of her diary.

Millie gave Stella's diary to Stolas. After Stolas read the diary, he didn't look happy.

STOLAS:

That's ridiculous. Why would Stella want Dante's baby? She and I argue all the time and she wanted me dead. But she was only nice to me when Dante was...

Stolas looked surprised because he understands what Stella wrote on her diary.

STOLAS:

Oh, my God! She does want to have sex with Dante.

MILLIE:

She planned this for a long time, but she wrote that at October 31st 2021.

STOLAS:

What? That was the day I went on my first date with Blitzy.

Stolas sat down on the chair, while Moxxie and Millie comforted him.

MILLIE:

I'm sorry, Your Highness.

STOLAS:

I don't believe it.

Stolas looked angry.

STOLAS:

Why the hell would my ex-wife believe that I will make Dante be like me?! I'll never make him gay! All I did was tease him and he said to me I have a body of a man and a spirit of a woman. And that really made me blushed. Dante is gonna be devastated when he finds out.

MOXXIE:

You must tell him, Stolas.

STOLAS:

I can't. When I'm with Stella, I had to do everything she told me to do. Otherwise, she'll hire Striker to kill me. At least I know the real reason why she did it.

Stolas hear Stella calling for him outside of the house.

STELLA:

Stolas! The party guests are here! Get the fuck out there, while I'll look for Dante!

STOLAS:

All right, Sweetheart!

Stolas looked at Moxxie and Millie.

STOLAS:

I'll tell him after the party.

MOXXIE:

We'll be there.

Stolas, Moxxie and Millie left the sex room. Outside of the house, Loona lit her cigarette, while she and Dante sitting on the ground, feeling exhaustingly happy after having sex.

DANTE:

That was the best quicky I ever had. You are fucking awesome.

Loona offered Dante her cigarette.

LOONA:

You wanna drag?

Dante refused.

DANTE:

I told you, I'm not a smoker. But I don't mind when you are, Loony.

Loona took a drag on her cigarette and blew smoke, sexually on Dante's face.

LOONA:

Dante, do you remember the good times we had?

DANTE:

Like the time you gave me a blowjob?

Loona giggled.

LOONA:

Yes, but I meant apart from that. Six years ago, before we met Moxxie, you caught me smoking and you explained to me how bad it is for my health. Honestly, I didn't care about it, so I blew smoke in your face. But the weirdest thing is, you liked it when you said, it's like I'm looking at you through the mist of love.

DANTE:

I couldn't say, the way you did that was very sexy.

LOONA:

Well, you should.

DANTE:

Do you remember the day I took you to St. An's Hospital to get your Hellbies shot?

Loona looked disgusted.

LOONA:

Ugh! I hate shots! I almost went feral when the doctor was holding it. But when you hold it, Dante, I was calmed and relaxed.

DANTE:

It felt like you can only trust me, right?

LOONA:

That's right. But when you sticked that needle in me, it feels like...

DANTE:

Like I'm sticking my dick up your ass.

LOONA:

Yes. (Seductive): And feels so good.

Loona calmed herself down.

LOONA:

When we were kids, Dante, your uncle was wearing a red dress and a long hair wig, you were playing the piano and he was singing, Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday. I thought that was the song by Boyz II Men.

DANTE:

I said, that song was from the video game, Metal Gear Solid 2.

LOONA:

I know.

DANTE:

Uncle Stolas sings like an angel. And I remember the day my dad encouraged me to play Batman: Arkham Series video games and I couldn't find all the riddles and Riddler trophies.

LOONA:

Until I've used my phone to show you where they all are.

DANTE:

It was cheating, but I don't care.

LOONA:

And do you remember what our favourite song is?

DANTE:

Little Bad Girl by David Guetta, Taio Cruz and Ludacris.

Loona leaned closer to Dante.

LOONA:

Dante, look at me. What am I?

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

You're my little bad girl.

Loona felt horny.

LOONA (Seductive):

Ohhh! It turns me on when you called me that. Say it again.

DANTE (Seductive):

Little. Bad. Girl.

Loona pant faster while sticking her long tongue out.

LOONA (Seductive):

Dante! You made feel so horny. Take me again!

Loona leaped on Dante and kissed him passionately. Stella was looking for Dante.

STELLA:

Dante, the party has started. Everybody is...

Stella spotted Dante and Loona kissing, until they stopped and saw Stella.

DANTE:

Aunt Stella!

Stella smiled.

STELLA:

I'm sorry. I'll come back when you're finish.

Dante and Loona quickly got up from the ground.

DANTE:

No, that's okay. We're already finished.

Loona didn't look happy when she saw Stella, while she tossed her cigarette away.

LOONA:

Yeah, we did.

DANTE:

Did you say the party has started?

Stella walked up to Dante.

STELLA:

Yes. Everybody's waiting for you, darling. Do you want another quick squeeze before we go?

Dante looked at Loona who looked a little worried, then he looked at his aunt and spoke calmly.

DANTE:

Aunt Stella. Try not to get upset again, but I really don't want to do this anymore. I'm back with Loona now, and the only boobs I wanted to squeeze is hers.

Loona smiled while she watched Dante talking to his aunt.

DANTE:

I've moved on and you should, too. But that doesn't mean you have to stop being my favourite aunt, and I'm never going to stop being your favourite nephew. Do you understand?

Stella looked at her nephew's eyes and sighed calmly.

STELLA:

All right. I guess I've over did it because I've haven't seen you for a long time. I just had to accept you're growing up. So, just for that, I'm going to give a surprise after the party. It's so big, you'll never wanted to leave.

Stella made an evil smile at Dante and went to the party. Dante looked surprised, while Loona looked curious.

DANTE:

What does she mean by that?

LOONA:

Something doesn't smell right.

DANTE:

What do you mean?

LOONA:

I'll figure it out later. Come on, let's get back to the party.

Dante and Loona went to the party as well. At the DJ Stand, Lady Luck was playing Switchback by Celldweller, while the party guests were dancing on the dance floor. Stolas and Stella were sitting on their thrones watching, while Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie were at the party table, drinking beer.

MOXXIE:

What a great party!

MILLIE:

This is better than the Harvest Moon Festival!

DANTE:

Yeah, it is.

Millie noticed Dante looked unhappy.

MILLIE:

What's wrong, Dante? You look sadder than hog sweat.

DANTE:

It's just this party, Millie. I mean I do like Lady Luck's DJ music, but the decorations, the party guests, the food and the cake, they're all the same. Aunt Stella did the same thing in every one of my birthdays and I had grown out of it.

LOONA:

Why don't we just ditch it and have our own party.

Dante looked happy.

DANTE:

I like that, Loony. But we'll have it next year. You, me, Moxxie and Millie. If that's okay?

LOONA:

I don't mind. If you let me suck your treat before Millie.

Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

How did you know that? Did Millie tell you?

LOONA:

No. I told her how to do it.

MILLIE:

And I remembered that I've tasted your cum before, Dante. It was after you saved me from marrying Chaz, not on my honeymoon.

Moxxie looked confused.

MOXXIE:

Wait, I'm all confused here. Millie, I thought you'll get angry when you bumped into your exes.

MILLIE:

Oh, but Dante is different. He's a kind of Nephilim I like to suck and his cum taste like strawberries.

DANTE:

That's because I had a strawberry sundae.

LOONA:

He always does.

DANTE:

So, what kind of video games you guys like?

MILLIE:

I've told you. Suicide Squad...

Dante interrupted Millie.

DANTE:

No, I meant, Capcom video games.

MILLIE:

Oh, that!

Moxxie and Millie was thinking.

MILLIE:

Let's see. Oh, yeah! I like Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Dead Rising and Street Fighter.

MOXXIE:

I also like those games, but my favourite is Rockman.

Loona looked confused.

LOONA:

Rockman?

MOXXIE:

You know. The blue robot who's been created by Dr. Light.

DANTE:

Oh, you mean, Mega Man.

MOXXIE:

That's right.

Millie laughed.

MILLIE:

Oh, Moxxie. I keep telling you. Rockman is a Japanese name and Mega Man is an English name. Try to remember that next time.

MOXXIE:

All right, Millie. But I always wanted to have his Mega Bluster.

Millie turned to Loona.

MILLIE:

What about you, Loona? I know you like Devil May Cry, but...

LOONA:

That's all I like. I mean I did play Resident Evil and Dead Rising, but Devil May Cry will always be my favourite.

DANTE:

It's because of me, isn't it?

Loona smiled at Dante.

LOONA:

Yeah.

At the DJ Stand, Lady Luck was announcing to the party guests.

LADY LUCK:

All right, party demons! The next song I'm gonna play is from Dead Rising 3 video game, specially requested for... (Whispering): I don't fucking believe this. (Normal Voice): Andrealphus!

Lady Luck played Annie's XXX Supply from Dead Rising 3, while looked scared while he saw Andrealphus walking towards him.

DANTE:

Oh, shit!

Andrealphus exchanged his hand to Dante.

ANDREALPHUS:

Shall we, Dante?

Dante whispered to Loona.

DANTE (Whispering):

I don't wanna dance with him!

LOONA:

Me either, Dante. Just go with it.

Loona pushed Dante and his face landed on Andrealphus's chest. Andrealphus was blushing.

ANDREALPHUS:

Oh, Dante! You're so fast!

Dante looked at Andrealphus.

DANTE:

Let's get this over with, okay?

Dante and Andrealphus were doing a waltz on the dance floor.

ANDREALPHUS:

You look ravishing in purple, my dear.

DANTE:

And you look... Frozen, Andre.

ANDREALPHUS:

Thank you. Dante, while you were living in the living world with your father for two years, your aunt was preparing something special for you.

DANTE:

What do you mean?

ANDREALPHUS:

Well, she hired an assassin to kill your uncle, so she could take his throne.

DANTE:

What?

ANDREALPHUS:

But it was never the throne. She only wanted him dead because she doesn't want you to be like him.

DANTE:

You mean being gay?

ANDREALPHUS:

Since you put it that way, yes. She wanted to produce an heir with you.

Dante looked confused.

DANTE:

Produce an heir?

Andrealphus rolled his eyes.

ANDREALPHUS:

Do I have to explain everything? She wants to have sex with you, so she can have your child. That's all she wants from you, darling.

Dante didn't look happy.

DANTE:

I don't believe you.

ANDREALPHUS:

What?

DANTE:

I don't believe you, Andre.

ANDREALPHUS:

Well, if you don't believe me, ask your aunt. Because that is the surprise, she's going to give you in that house over there, but now, I want to give you (Seductive): my surprise.

Dante tried to get away, but Andrealphus grabbed him the arms.

DANTE:

Get away from me, Andre!

ANDREALPHUS:

Kiss me, Dante. I want you inside me.

Andrealphus stuck his tongue out and tried to kiss Dante. Stolas stood up from his throne when he saw Dante trying to get away from Andrealphus's tongue. Stella looked angry at Stolas.

STELLA (Firmly):

Sit down, Stolas!

Stolas sat back on his throne, while Dante was still struggling away from Andrealphus's tongue.

DANTE:

Get that tongue away from me!

Andrealphus put his tongue away.

ANDREALPHUS:

Oh, you don't like tongue? Maybe you like this.

Andrealphus grabbed Dante's crotch and started stroking it.

DANTE:

What the fuck are doing?!

ANDREALPHUS:

Making you cum, darling. (Seductive): I want to taste it.

At the party table, Moxxie and Millie looked worried when they saw Andrealphus stroking Dante's crotch, while Loona was looking at her smartphone.

MOXXIE:

Ah, Loona. I think Andrealphus is touching Dante.

LOONA:

What? His ass. I see that a lot.

MILLIE:

No, he's touching Dante's... Treat.

LOONA:

That's what I called Dante's dick.

Loona looked surprised.

LOONA:

WHAT?!

Loona looked furious when she saw Andrealphus stroking Dante's crotch. So, she walked to the dance floor, angrily.

DANTE:

You can't make me cum!

ANDREALPHUS:

Oh, I can. And when I taste your jizz, I'll be more powerful like you and you have no choice but to fuck me everyday.

While Andrealphus kept stroking Dante's crotch, Loona tapped him on the shoulder.

LOONA:

Hey, ice-prick!

Andrealphus turned to Loona, then she punched Andrealphus in the face and fell to the ground. Lady Luck turned off the music and all the party guests stopped dancing.

LOONA:

Get away from my boyfriend's treat.

Andrealphus looked angry, while he rubbed his blood off his mouth with his hand, then he got up from the ground and looked at Loona.

ANDREALPHUS:

You're gonna regret that, bitch.

LOONA (Sarcastically):

I'm so fucking scared. (Normal Voice): If anyone is gonna jerk off the son of Sparda, it's gonna be me. I'm his hellhound, bitch!

Lady Luck rooted for Loona.

LADY LUCK:

Yeah, yeah!

Andrealphus looked at Dante.

ANDREALPHUS:

Someday, Dante. You will be mine.

After Andrealphus left the party, Lady Luck turned the music back on and the party guests resumed dancing. Loona looked at Dante.

LOONA:

Are you okay?

DANTE:

I'm fine, Loony.

LOONA:

Dante, you were right. I feel so stupid. I should've seen that ice-prick jerking you off.

DANTE:

It's okay. Like I said before, I'll take care of you no matter what happens.

LOONA:

And we'll always be together, forever.

Stolas smiled when he saw Dante and Loona being happy together. Lady Luck was announcing to the party guests again.

LADY LUCK:

And now, the next song I'm going to play is for the birthday boy, Dante and his girlfriend, Loona. Little Bad Girl by David Guetta, Taio Cruz and Ludacris!

Lady Luck played the song, while Dante and Loona looked at each other.

DANTE:

Ready, Loony?

LOONA:

I was born ready, devil boy.

Dante and Loona started dancing in street style, while the party guests moved out of the way. Moxxie and Millie looked surprised when they saw Loona dancing.

MOXXIE:

Loona can dance?

MILLIE:

I never knew that, but she's fucking awesome!

At the end of the song, all the party guests, Moxxie, Millie and Stolas applauded, while Dante and Loona kissed each other on the lips.

DANTE:

We haven't dance like that for a long time.

LOONA (Seductive):

I can't wait to fuck you again.

Lady Luck spotted Striker on the roof aiming his sniper rifle at Dante's head.

STRIKER:

Here's a present from me to you, Dante.

Lady Luck looked shocked.

LADY LUCK:

Master!

After Striker shot a sliver bullet from his sniper rifle, Lady Luck quickly used her magic to create a bubble shield around Dante and Loona. The silver bullet hit the shield and bounced off to the ground. Striker looked angry.

STRIKER:

Damn it!

After the bubble shield disappeared, Dante and Loona turned to Lady Luck.

DANTE:

Lady, what the hell?

LADY LUCK:

Dan, that assassin on the roof is trying to kill your ass!

MOXXIE:

Assassin?

Moxxie and Millie looked surprised when they saw Striker on the roof fleeing.

MOXXIE:

It's Striker!

Stolas looked shocked.

STOLAS:

Striker?!

A few dark portals appeared at the dance floor and ten corrupted agents with weapons came out from them, and killed a few party guests. But the rest of them ran for their lives. Moxxie and Millie ran up to Dante and Loona.

MOXXIE:

What the hell are these guys?

LOONA:

C.D's, no doubt.

DANTE:

I've never seen them before. Must be some kind of new breed.

MILLIE:

They're humans!

Moxxie looked surprised because he recognised the corrupted agents.

MOXXIE:

Dante, I know them! They're the D.H.O.R.K.S.

DANTE:

Those paranormal humans? I hate them assholes.

MOXXIE:

They kidnapped me and Blitzo two years ago.

MILLIE:

Until me and Loona saved them.

LOONA:

And your uncle saved us.

DANTE:

Well, they're fucking with the wrong birthday boy to crash my party. Now it's time to get fucked up! Lady, play us some battle music!

LADY LUCK:

All right! Time to play a song by Steve Aoki and Zuper Blahq, A.K.A will. !

Lady Luck played Dangerous by Steve Aoki and will. , while Dante and his friends got their weapons out.

DANTE:

Watch yourself, guys. This is dangerous.

LOONA:

I love danger.

Dante used his Rebellion to slash the corrupted agents in half. Loona used Ebony and Ivory to shoot the corrupted agents and ripped one of their throats off with her fangs. Moxxie used his machine gun and Millie used her axe to kill the rest of the corrupted agents. Dante was impressed with he saw Millie's skills.

DANTE:

You really are a badass.

MILLIE:

Get used to it, baby.

Moxxie spotted an injured corrupted agent crawling away.

MOXXIE:

There's one left.

Moxxie was about to shoot the corrupted agent, but Dante stopped him.

DANTE:

Wait. We need him alive.

Dante walked up to the corrupted agent and lifted him up, angrily.

DANTE:

Who sent you? Tell me! Or I'll crush every bone in your fucking body!

The corrupted agent looked scared and started to confess.

CORRUPTED AGENT:

All right, I'll talk! It was that human demon with a blue coat and he looked like you!

DANTE:

Vergil.

CORRUPTED AGENT:

Yes, that's his name. Agent One and Two made a deal with him and his master with three red eyes.

LOONA:

Mundus.

CORRUPTED AGENT:

Yes! He gave us these powers, so we can enter Hell. That's all I know. I swear to God!

Dante looked calmed.

DANTE:

Thank you. Looks like I don't have to crush your bones. Except your neck.

CORRUPTED AGENT:

What?!

Dante crushed the corrupted agent's neck and dropped his dead body to the ground. Loona looked surprised.

LOONA:

You killed him.

DANTE:

He was too corrupted. He couldn't be saved.

Dante turned to Moxxie and Millie.

DANTE:

Tell me, guys. Who was that imp who tried to kill me?

MOXXIE:

It's Striker. He's an imp assassin.

MILLIE:

He was hired to kill your uncle, but we saved him took him to hospital two years ago.

Dante looked shocked.

DANTE:

Who hired him?

Moxxie and Millie looked nervous.

MOXXIE (Nervously):

Well... Dante... You see... It's...

Lady Luck interrupted Moxxie.

LADY LUCK:

Dan! That imp is getting on that horse!

Dante saw Striker getting on his flaming horse demon, Bombproof and galloped away.

DANTE:

He's not gonna get away with this. Lady Luck!

Lady Luck jumped off from her DJ stand and landed to the dance floor, while transforming into a purple flaming horse demon.

DANTE:

Come on, guys.

Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie hopped on Lady Luck's back. Dante turned to Stolas.

DANTE:

Uncle, get the remaining party guests out of here. The party's over.

STOLAS:

Okay, nephew.

DANTE:

Ride like hell, Lady Luck!

When Dante, Loona, Moxxie, Millie and Lady Luck went after Striker, Stella looked worried.

STELLA:

That wasn't surppose to happened.

Stolas looked at Stella and he wasn't happy.

STOLAS:

What wasn't surppose to happened?

Area: Desert Road

Dante and his friends were riding Lady Luck chasing Striker.

DANTE:

Yee-fuckin'-haw! Giddy up!

MILLIE:

Come on, Lady Luck! Yah!

Lady Luck was getting closer, but Striker was too far to catch up.

DANTE:

Come on, Lady. Come on.

LADY LUCK:

I'm giving it all I got.

MOXXIE:

We need to lose some weight.

LOONA:

Starting with you, Moxxie.

Moxxie looked angry, until Dante had an idea.

DANTE:

Wait! I got it!

Dante took out his Coyote V sawn-off shotgun from his holster.

MILLIE:

A shotgun? I don't think a close-range weapon will work.

DANTE:

Just watch.

Dante aimed his sawn-off shotgun at Bombproof's rear end and shot him, which cause him and Striker collapsed to the ground.

DANTE:

Jackpot!

Loona looked impressed.

LOONA:

Nice shot, Dante!

When Lady Luck stopped galloping, Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie jumped off her back. Moxxie looked at Dante's sawn-off shotgun and read the inscription.

MOXXIE:

Coyote V?

DANTE:

V stands for Vortex. He left it in the trunk of my car.

MILLIE:

Isn't he that big hellhound that Loona had a crush on?

Loona looked embarrassed.

LOONA:

Shut up, Millie!

MOXXIE:

So, Vortex made that gun?

DANTE:

No. His dad made it for my dad. Now Vortex gave it to me as a birthday present.

MILLIE:

That's nice of him.

DANTE:

I know.

Dante and his friends ran up to Striker, and Dante pinned him down with his boot.

DANTE:

Don't move!

STRIKER:

So, you're really are the son of Sparda, Dante. Mundus did warn me about you.

Moxxie and Millie gasped.

MOXXIE:

You're working for Mundus?!

STRIKER:

Yes. And he lends me his pet to destroy you.

DANTE:

His pet?

Dante and his friends saw Bombproof transformed into a giant spider demon, Phantom. Dante and his friends looked surprised.

DANTE, LOONA (Unison):

Phantom?!

LADY LUCK:

Damn! That's a big-ass lava spider.

MILLIE:

You two know that, C.D?

The Phantom saw Dante and Loona.

PHANTOM (Demonic Voice):

Dante! It's been fourteen years since our last encounter. And your hellhound is more of a bitch than she was.

Loona snarled at Phantom.

PHANTOM (Demonic Voice):

Now I'll finish what I've started. I'll crush you like a fucking bug!

The Phantom turned red all over and Dante walked up to him, while Loona pinned Striker down with her foot.

DANTE:

Finally, I've been waiting for fourteen years to kill your sorry ass!

Dante transformed into his demon hellhound form and his friends looked surprised, except Striker.

MOXXIE:

Dante, you've changed without saying Devil Trigger!

Dante looked at his hands.

DANTE:

Yeah! I did!

LADY LUCK:

That's part of his birthday wish, baby. Dante, with your demon hellhound form, you can run and attack faster than usual. Now squash that bug's ass!

Dante started to ran like a dog and attack Phantom with his sword.

LOONA:

I'm gonna record this.

Loona took out her smartphone and started filming Dante and Phantom. Moxxie wanted to help, but Millie stopped him.

MILLIE:

No, Moxxie. This is Dante's fight.

Dante quickly evaded Phantom's attacks and he his sword to attack his legs and he jumped into the air and plunged his sword through the Phantom's back. Dante pulled his sword out from the Phantom's back, jumped away from him and changed back into his human form. The Phantom looked weak.

PHANTOM (Demonic Voice):

You're more powerful than you were before. I've should've known.

DANTE:

You can stay here and die, or you can go back to your master to give you another chance. It's your call, pal.

PHANTOM (Demonic Voice):

If I go back, Mundus will destroy me. He always hates the weak. The Sparda family always respected my kind before my master killed them and made me his slave.

LOONA:

So, you weren't born corrupted.

PHANTOM (Demonic Voice):

No, I wasn't. Dante. I, Phantom will be honoured to help destroy Mundus.

Dante was thinking.

DANTE:

How would I know you're not bullshitting me.

PHANTOM (Demonic Voice):

I'll prove it to you. Take my soul, and you and your friend will have the power to wield my weapon. You have my blessing.

Phantom's body disappeared and his soul infused into Dante and Millie. Then each battle age appeared in Dante's hands and Millie's hands. They both looked surprised.

DANTE:

I've got a battle axe!

MILLIE:

And so have I!

Dante and Millie wielded their battle axes and they both unleashed a blaze of fire, shoots lava into the air and they both made a victory pose at the end. The battle axes disappeared from their hands.

MILLIE:

Hey, where's my weapon?

DANTE:

It's inside you, Millie. Just like mine. Phantom's soul will always be with us, whenever we need him. But you better not use that weapon in front of Blitzo until he signs my dad's contract, okay?

Millie winked at Dante.

MILLIE:

Got it.

DANTE:

Now, it's time for me to that assassin some questions. I'll take from here, Loony.

Loona let go of Striker, then Dante lifted him up.

DANTE:

Now tell me! Who hired you to kill my uncle?

Striker laughed at Dante.

STRIKER (Laughing):

Ha, ha, ha, ha! You really think I'm gonna tell you?

Dante spotted a voice recorder in Striker's coat pocket. He took it out and dropped Striker to the ground.

DANTE:

You don't have to.

STRIKER:

I wouldn't listen to that, Dante. You won't like what you hear.

Dante didn't listen to Striker, as he turned on the voice recorder.

STELLA (Voice Recording):

Did you finish the job?

STRIKER (Voice Recording):

No. I failed to kill the target at the festival. But don't worry, ma'am. It won't happen again.

STELLA (Voice Recording):

It better not! I wanted this cheating prick dead! I don't care who you have to go through! (Yelling): MAKE IT HAPPEN!

STRIKER (Voice Recording):

Understood.

As the voice recorder stopped playing, Dante looked shocked.

DANTE:

Aunt Stella?!

Dante turned to Striker, angrily.

DANTE:

Why did she hire you?

Striker made an evil smile.

STRIKER:

Your aunt wanted to have a baby with you.

DANTE (Angrily):

Don't fucking lie to me! You're worse than Andrealphus!

Moxxie and Millie calmed Dante down.

MOXXIE:

No, Dante. He's telling the truth.

DANTE:

What?

MILLIE:

Moxxie and I went into that house and found a room filled with sex items and her diary. Read the last entry.

Millie gave Stella's diary to Dante. After he read the last entry on Stella's diary, he looked shocked.

DANTE:

Holy fuck! It can't be.

MOXXIE:

I'm sorry, Dante. You aunt only made play with her tits just to prepare you and herself to have your baby.

MILLIE:

In other words, she wants to have sex with you.

Loona was also reading the last entry on Stella's diary.

LOONA:

I knew something was wrong.

Lady Luck looked disgusted.

LADY LUCK:

That's is wrong and super nasty.

DANTE:

Now I know what my aunt meant when she said, she'll do everything to keep me happy.

Dante looked angry and grabbed Striker.

DANTE:

I'm gonna make sure that you don't go near my family and friends again.

STRIKER:

So, you're gonna kill me?

DANTE:

No. But you're gonna smell like shit.

Dante let go of Striker and turned to Lady Luck.

DANTE:

Lady Luck! Time to use the bathroom!

LADY LUCK:

With pleasure, master.

Lady Luck trotted up to Striker and sat on him. Striker looked scared.

LADY LUCK:

I cover your mouth, if I were you.

STRIKER:

No, what are you doing?! No, no, no, no, no! (Yelling): NOOOOOOO!

A huge pile of manure came out of Lady Luck's bottom and splatted all over Striker. Dante and his friends held their noses.

DANTE, LOONA, MOXXIE, MILLIE (Unison):

Phew!

Lady Luck felt relieved for releasing her manure from her bottom.

LADY LUCK:

Whoa! That was a big one!

Lady Luck trotted back to Dante, while Striker struggled his way out of the big pile of manure and he accidently swallowed some.

STRIKER (Disgusted):

Ugh! Manure! I fucking hate manure!

LADY LUCK:

It will take seven hours for you to wipe my shit out your mouth.

Dante and his friends laughed at Striker, while they hopped on Lady Luck's back.

DANTE:

Let's head back to the house, guys. I got a long talk with my aunt.

After Dante and his friends galloped away, Striker looked angry.

STRIKER:

I will hunt you down someday, Dante.

Area: The Whore House

In the sex room, Stolas and Stella were arguring.

STOLAS:

I can't believe you hired that assassin to kill our nephew!

STELLA:

He was supposed to kill you, Stolas!

STOLAS:

So, you still want me dead, even you know that Via is still the heir to the throne? Well, I know you don't really want that because I found out the real reason. You only wanted me dead because you don't Dante to be like me. Why the hell would you think I will make him be me? Dante knows that I'm gay and all I did was teasing him, not playing with his cock like your brother's been doing. You know what? I don't want you to leave the palace again, because I'll be doing to leaving and Via is staying with me again!

Stella didn't look happy.

STELLA:

Stolas, what did I say?

STOLAS:

I'm done listening to you! We are still divorced and reason why I wanted you back because Sparda will be part of his family! So, I'm moving to his house, tonight!

Stella looked surprisingly furious.

STELLA:

How dare you?! Didn't you forget your brother used to work for Mundus and then you tried to kill him?

STOLAS:

He betrayed him because Mundus is too corrupted! And I only tried to kill Sparda because Mundus promised me, he will find my Blitzy. But Sparda told me Mundus was lying to me and I made the right choice by believing him. That's how we became brothers. But I'm really fucking angry because you were trying to have sex with our nephew, so can have his child. Now I can see why you don't give a shit about me from the very beginning. And I'm gonna tell Dante what you've been doing when he gets back!

DANTE:

You don't have to, Uncle.

Stolas and Stella saw Dante, Loona, Moxxie, Millie and Lady Luck in her imp form in the room.

STOLAS:

Dante!

DANTE:

I already know. My friends showed me my aunt's diary. And I like to speak to her, alone.

LOONA:

You're not gonna hit her, are you? Cause I don't wanna miss this.

DANTE:

No, I'm not going to hit her. I want you guys to wait for me outside. And Millie, you better go check your family and see if they're okay. I'm worried about them.

MILLIE:

I will, Dante.

When Dante's friends left the sex room, Stolas, looked at Stella.

STOLAS:

I may have fallen from what little grace I had again, but this time, you will pay for it!

After Stolas left, Dante looked around the room and walked up to his aunt.

DANTE:

Aunt Stella. Tell me you didn't do this because you wanted to have sex with me.

Stella smiled.

STELLA:

I did this for you, darling. I want you to know you belong to me.

DANTE:

I don't belong to anybody! And the only reason why I let myself play with your tits because I thought it was Goetia family tradition, but it wasn't. You were just getting me prepared, so you can fuck me and have my kid. If I wanted to have kids, I will have them with Loona, not with you. It feels wrong and it's disgusting! I can't do this anymore. I am done. For good.

STELLA:

What did you mean, done?

DANTE:

I am done! Being your favourite nephew, being your play thing! I am leaving the Goetia family, forever!

Stella stared at Dante angrily, then she looked scared.

STELLA:

No. Dante, you can't do that!

DANTE:

I'm sorry, Aunt Stella. I have to. Besides, I heard you were fine when you and Uncle Stolas got divorced.

Stella went hysterical.

STELLA (Hysterically):

No, I wasn't. I was desperate! Ever since your mother went to Heaven, you all I got in my life! I can't live without you!

Dante started to feel sorry for his aunt, but he was trying to hold it in.

DANTE:

I know what you're trying to do, but it's not gonna work.

STELLA (Hysterically):

Fuck me!

DANTE:

Fuck you?!

STELLA (Hysterically):

Yes!

Dante looked angry.

DANTE:

Now, I can see you're being serious!

Stella hysterically tried to removed Dante's trousers.

STELLA (Hysterically):

Just let me put your cock inside me!

Dante tried to keep his aunt away from him.

DANTE:

Let go of me, Auntie!

STELLA (Hysterically):

It won't take a minute!

DANTE:

Get away from me!

STELLA (Hysterically):

Just give me your fucking cum!

DANTE (Angrily):

I SAID GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

Dante aggressively pushed his aunt to the floor and pointed his gun at her.

DANTE:

Back! The fuck off!

Stella stood still in fear.

DANTE:

You maybe my aunt, but you're not acting like one! You have no love. You only wanted power. My power. You're never gonna get it by having my sperm! But if you ever try to jerk me off or rape me while I'm asleep, I'll fucking kill you! I never want to see you again. Goodbye, Aunt Stella.

Dante put his gun away and left the sex room, leaving Stella crying in tears alone. After Dante left the Whore House, he stayed calm for a few seconds, then he started to cry in tears.

DANTE (Crying):

Oh, shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Why did I say that? You know you don't mean it. You can't say you're going to kill her!

Dante kicked the fence angrily, then his uncle and his friends were worried about him. Stolas walked up to Dante and calmed him down.

STOLAS:

Dante, what's wrong?

Dante hugged his uncle.

DANTE (Crying):

I told my aunt I never want to see her again.

STOLAS:

There, there. It's okay. I know you don't mean it.

DANTE (Crying):

I can't believe she was trying to have sex with me!

STOLAS:

The important thing is that you didn't go through it.

Dante calmed while drying his tears and he let go of his uncle.

DANTE:

What really made me upset, is you.

STOLAS:

Me?

DANTE:

Yes, you! Why didn't you tell my aunt hired Striker to kill you?

Stolas looked a little scared.

STOLAS:

Because I didn't want you to worry.

DANTE:

Just tell me, what did he do to you?

STOLAS:

Well, he captured me and tortured me.

DANTE:

Did Blitzo saved you?

STOLAS:

No, but Moxxie and Millie did.

Dante went hysterical.

DANTE (Hysterically):

This is your problem, Uncle! You always wanted Blitzo to save you and be with you, when you know, he doesn't want to! I mean, what if you have breathing problems?! What if you had a heart attack?! Those two things can be fatal! You could've been killed!

STOLAS:

Your friends did take me to the hospital.

DANTE (Calmly):

Yes, but what if you died in hospital. You can't just wait for Blitzo all the time. You should've called me and my dad, but you choose not to and...

Stolas interrupted Dante.

STOLAS:

I know.

Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

You know?

STOLAS:

Yes. When I was in hospital, Blitzy didn't text me for the second time. I've waited very patiently, until we start living together, and before he broke up with me.

Stolas started to cry.

STOLAS (Crying):

But now, I remembered I wanted to call you and your father, but I choose not to. But if I did, Blitzy would've got to know you and your father, then you wouldn't have left me and broke my heart! I'm so fucking stupid!

Dante looked sad when he his uncle crying.

DANTE:

It's okay. Come here.

Dante hugged his uncle and comforted him.

STOLAS (Crying):

I thought I can do this on my own, but I can't. I'm so sorry.

DANTE:

It's all right. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. I know you hate being alone. It's my fault. I should've called you and visit you, but I was so busy killing all the and doing my acting career. I'm the one should be sorry.

Stolas stopped crying and dried his tears.

STOLAS:

Don't worry, darling. If I feel alone or anything happens to me again, I promise I'll let you and your dad know.

Dante smiled.

DANTE:

I'm so glad to hear you say that, Uncle. When we get back to my house, I'm gonna call Dad. I think he might let you and Via stay with us tonight.

Stolas smiled as well.

STOLAS:

You know what Dante? I'm starting to believe he will. Thank you.

Stolas hugged his nephew and Lady Luck found it very touching.

LADY LUCK:

Aw! Look at that. One happy family. As long his uncle doesn't get his dick out.

Loona laughed.

LOONA:

Don't worry. Stolas will never fuck Dante.

Dante, his friends and his uncle heard a woman's voice.

EVA:

My son.

MOXXIE:

What was that?

Everyone looked at Lady Luck.

LADY LUCK:

Don't look me. I don't do fucking voices.

STOLAS:

But it sounds so familiar.

DANTE:

No, it can't be.

Everyone saw a big ball of bright light appeared from the sky and levitated to the ground. Then it revealed itself as Eva, Dante's mother with angel wings. Dante looked surprised.

DANTE:

Mum?

Eva smiled.

EVA:

I am so proud for what you did. You and your father saved lots of people's lives from the corrupted demons in the living world and Hell. Everyone in Heaven is very happy for you.

DANTE:

Mum. I'm so glad to see you again. But how did you get here?

EVA:

I'm an angel, sweetheart. I can go anywhere I want, and I wanted to wish you a happy birthday.

DANTE:

Thank you.

Dante introduced his mum to Loona.

DANTE:

Mum, this is my girlfriend, Loona. Loona this is my mum, Eva.

Loona smiled at Eva.

LOONA:

Hey.

EVA:

Hello, Loona. I've been watching you and my son everyday.

Loona looked nervous.

LOONA:

Oh. You saw us, in bed?

EVA:

Of course not! I'll never do that!

Loona felt relieved.

LOONA:

Phew!

Eva looked at Dante.

EVA:

Dante, please hold out your hand.

Dante held out his hand and Eva gave an angel tear necklace.

EVA:

Happy birthday.

DANTE:

What's this?

EVA:

It's an Angel Tear necklace. You've already awakened your demon powers, so this necklace you will help awaken your angel powers. But to do that, you need to help and forgive the ones you cared about, and it will take time.

Dante put his angel tear necklace around his neck and the was glowing on his chest. Dante's friends and Stolas looked surprised.

DANTE:

That feels good. Thanks, Mum.

Eva noticed her son looked sad.

EVA:

What the matter, Son?

DANTE:

It's my aunt. She tried to have my child and told her I don't want to see her again. But I didn't kill her.

EVA:

I know, and I'm glad you didn't. Dante, your aunt has a serious problem and having your child won't fix it. And I know you don't mean it when you said to her you don't want to see her again. You love her and she loves you. So, I strongly advise you to give her some space for a couple of days, and you can apologise to her.

DANTE:

Okay, Mum. I will.

Eva turned to Dante's friends and Stolas.

EVA:

And I'm sure your friends will help you. Especially you, Stolas.

Stolas bow to Eva.

STOLAS:

I will, milady.

Eva turned to Dante.

EVA:

Goodbye, Dante. I will always love you.

DANTE:

I'll always love you too, Mum.

Eva turned to Moxxie.

EVA:

Moxxie. Your mum is fine.

Moxxie looked surprised.

MOXXIE:

What? My mum? Wait!

Eva disappeared and Moxxie tried to stop her, but it was too late.

MOXXIE:

My mum is alive?

Moxxie, Millie, Lady Luck and Stolas saw Dante crying, while Loona comforted him.

LOONA:

It's okay, Dante. I know you haven't seen your mum for a long time, but as least you know she's okay.

Dante dried his tears and looked happy.

DANTE:

I know, but it was so nice to see her again.

Dante turned to his friends and his uncle.

DANTE:

Guys, since the ruined my party, why don't we go back to my dad's house, order some pizza and play Suicide Squad.

Millie got excited and hugged Dante.

MILLIE (Excitedly):

Yes! Thank you, Dante! I mean I know how to play it, but I can't wait to play it with you!

DANTE:

At least your excited, Millie.

MILLIE:

I'm always excited. Oh, Dante, when me and I went to the room in that whore house, I was hoping for... Uh...

DANTE:

You were hoping you will have a three way with me and Loona?

MILLIE:

Yes. It's one of my fantasies.

DANTE:

Well, I guess we could make that work. If that's okay with Loona.

LOONA:

I don't mind. As long as I suck his treat first.

DANTE:

Then, it's settled. We can have a three way. But not today though. Because I'm still overwhelmed when I saw my mum today.

MILLIE:

I understand. But I hope you don't mind if Moxxie watches us. And after he jerks off, he falls asleep.

DANTE:

He does?

Dante and Millie laughed, then Lady Luck looked at Moxxie.

LADY LUCK:

You fell asleep after you jerk off?!

Moxxie moaned.

MOXXIE:

Thanks a lot, Millie. Now everybody knows.

Dante and Millie stopped laughing.

MILLIE:

Whenever you and Loona wanted a three way, you give me a call. I'm always available.

LADY LUCK:

Well, since you guys are heading back to the city, I better get back to the farm. Goodbye, master.

When Lady Luck was about to leave, Dante stopped her.

DANTE:

Hey, wait a minute. Don't go. You don't have to go back to the farm. You can come with us.

LADY LUCK:

Me?

Lady Luck looked surprised and she jumped excitement.

LADY LUCK:

Fuckin' A!

Lady Luck gave Dante a high five.

DANTE:

You see, I need you to expand my dad's house, so, they'll be more room for my uncle and Via.

LADY LUCK:

I sense another birthday wish coming up!

DANTE:

But let's put that on hold for now, until we get home. Come on, guys let's go.

Dante, his friends and Stolas went to Dante's car.

STOLAS:

Dante, you do realise if Via and I leave the palace, we won't be royalties anymore.

DANTE:

I know. But trust me, being part of my family will be better for you both.

MOXXIE:

Now, that your nephew has lots of money.

DANTE:

Thank you, Moxxie.

Inside the whore horse, Stella looked angry at Striker as she banged the table with her hand.

STELLA:

You're fired.

STRIKER:

Fired? What did I do?

STELLA:

You were supposed to kill Stolas, (Shouting): not my nephew!

STRIKER:

Well, his slave did save his life.

STELLA:

Lady Luck is not his slave. She's, his friend.

STRIKER:

Oh, now you're calling her, her friend. And I guess you didn't have sex with Dante.

STELLA:

I try to explain to him, but he doesn't want to see me again because you fuck things up, you fucking prick! All I want is Dante's sperm inside me, so all my problems will be gone, but you made things worse!

Mundus appeared in the room as the three red eyes form.

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

It's that what you think when I said, his D.N.A?

Stella looked scared when she saw Mundus.

STELLA:

Mundus!

Striker smiled evilly.

STRIKER:

He's talking about, his blood.

STELLA:

What? His blood?

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

The Nephilim blood is the cure to your problem, Stella. And it was so funny to see you cry when Dante left you.

Mundus and Striker laughed when Stella looked angry.

STELLA (Angrily):

You wanted Dante to fall out with me, didn't you? You made me think that having sex with him will help me. But now he hates me because of your lies, (Yelling): YOU FUCKING THREE-EYE CUNT!

Stella angrily charged at Mundus, until she collapsed to the floor while holding her chest and she was in pain. Stella saw some strange blood in her veins.

STELLA:

What's happening to me?

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

It's starting, Stella. My blood is awakening its full potential. And it spreading inside your body. We can't let Dante's blood ruin it.

Two corrupted imps appeared from the magic portal and Andrealphus entered the room.

ANDREALPHUS:

Stella? What's going on?

STELLA:

Brother, please help me. Mundus put his blood in my body and my nephew's blood is the cure. You must get him for me!

Andrealphus smiled and walked up to his sister.

ANDREALPHUS:

My dear sister. There's something I need to tell you. Mundus gave me his blood, so I can become more powerful, but instead, I gave it to you.

Stella looked shocked.

STELLA:

What?!

ANDREALPHUS:

I'm sorry, Stella. But we the Goetia family is part of, Mundus' family.

STELLA:

You mean you made a deal with him from the beginning?

ANDREALPHUS:

I made a deal with him before you married Stolas and after Sparda restored the living world and Hell. Once you've completely changed, Via will be next and the Sparda family will be destroyed.

Andrealphus looked at the corrupted imps.

ANDREALPHUS:

Take her away, boys.

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

I get to say that next time! Bring her to my chambers. We need to prepare our secret weapon.

Two corrupted imps grabbed Stella and sent her to the portal as she tried to struggle away.

STELLA:

No! Let go of me! Let go! (Yelling): DANTE!

When Dante was about to open his car door, he, his friend and Stolas heard Stella's screaming.

DANTE:

It's Aunt Stella. It sounds like she's in trouble.

LOONA:

Don't fool for it, Dante. She's trying to trick you.

Everyone looked surprised when they saw the whore house disappeared like magic.

LOONA:

Okay. That's a good trick.

MOXXIE:

I knew that house wasn't there before.

Everyone heard Mundus' evil laughter.

MUNDUS (Demonic Voice):

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

DANTE:

What the hell was that?

STOLAS:

It's Mundus. I recognised his laugh anywhere.

MILLIE:

You think he kidnapped your aunt.

DANTE:

I don't know. But we gotta let my dad know about this.

Everyone saw a portal appeared next to Dante's car and Octavia came out of it and fell to the ground. Stolas looked shocked.

STOLAS:

Via!

Stolas ran up to his daughter and Dante saw Sparda in his demon form through the portal.

DANTE:

Dad?

Sparda smiled evilly as the portal closed. Dante and his friends went to check on Octavia, as Stolas lifted her up.

DANTE:

How is she?

STOLAS:

She just fainted. We got to take her home.

MOXXIE:

But there's no room in the car.

DANTE:

I have an idea. Lady Luck. I wish for you to send us to my uncle's palace.

LADY LUCK:

Another birthday wish coming right up! Hang on, bitches!

Lady Luck used her magic, then she, Dante, his friends, Stolas and Octavia disappeared.

Dante and Blitzo narrated the ending.

DANTE (Narrator):

Well, that was a long day for me. I had a great birthday. I got my Djinn friend back. Me and Loona are friends with Moxxie and Millie. And my aunt was trying to have sex with me, which is gross. But why would my dad throw my cousin through the portal? Find out at the next mission: Sparda's End.

BLITZO (Narrator):

So, your dad is gonna be killed off, huh?

DANTE (Narrator/Angrily):

Fuck off, Blitzo!

(End of Mission 07)

Lady Luck is based on the Genie of the Lamp from Disney's Aladdin (1992)