DEVIL MAY CRY:
HELLUVAVERSE
Written by
Charlie Carvette McEvoy
Based on
HELLUVA BOSS
By
Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano
Based on
DEVIL MAY CRY
(Video Game Series)
By
CAPCOM
Mission: 12
Bumblebee Hound
Location: Gluttony Ring
Area: Beelzebub's Mansion
Loona and Vortex were waiting at the entrance gate for Dante.
LOONA:
Dante should be here by now. The party has already started.
VORTEX:
He'll be here, Loona. He just helping his uncle.
LOONA:
I know. Family comes first.
VORTEX:
And I had a feeling Lady Luck will be here, too.
The portal appeared in front of Loona and Vortex. Dante, Lady Luck and Barbie Wire appeared from it, and it disappeared behind them.
LOONA (Happily):
Dante!
Loona happily ran up to Dante and hugged him.
LOONA:
You made it!
DANTE:
Of course, I did.
Dante turned to Vortex.
DANTE:
Tex, I hope you don't mind, but I brought Lady and Barbie to come to the party.
VORTEX:
Of course not, Dante! Everyone's invited! Let's go in!
Dante, Loona and their friends went inside the mansion where the party was taking place.
VORTEX:
Hey, everyone! Here's my man, Dante!
Vortex howled in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.
BARBIE WIRE:
Looks like everyone likes you.
DANTE:
They do. I'm always popular to them because of my dad.
VORTEX:
You guys wanna drink or anything?
DANTE:
Sure.
LOONA:
Totally.
BARBIE WIRE:
Give me some of that Beelzejuice!
Lady Luck looked surprised at Barbie Wire.
LADY LUCK:
You drank Beelzejuice?
BARBIE WIRE:
Fuck yeah! I've chugged a whole keg of it, until I threw up at home.
Loona chuckled.
LOONA:
Just like my dad.
VORTEX:
Well, you're in luck, Cause that's all we got. I'll go and get some, and I'll let Bee know y'all here.
While Vortex left to get some drinks, Dante and the others were waiting at the lobby, until Loona saw Vikki. Dante noticed that Loona looked nervous.
DANTE:
What's wrong, Loony?
Loona pointed at Vikki.
LOONA:
That poodle. It's Vikki. She has a picture of me throwing up at the last two parties and she called me Lunatic Loona.
Dante gasped, then he looked angry.
DANTE:
Nobody calls my Loony a lunatic. I handle this.
LOONA:
Dante, wait!
Loona tried to stop Dante, but he walked up to Vikki and smiled.
DANTE:
Excuse me? Are you Vikki?
Vikki turned around and looked surprised.
VIKKI:
Holy shit! You're Sparda's son, Dante!
DANTE:
The one and only.
VIKKI:
OMG! I always wanted to meet you, and I hear you're a hellhound lover. I hope you'll let me suck your dick, and I'll let you lick my VJ.
DANTE:
Sorry. My dick isn't for you. But that's not why I want to see you. Do you still have picture of Lunatic Loona with you?
Loona looked embarrassed.
LOONA (Whispering):
Dante, no!
VIKKI:
Yeah, it's on my phone. You wanna see?
Vikki gave her smartphone to Dante, then he saw the picture of Loona throwing up. Dante deleted the picture and gave to phone back to Vikki, who didn't look happy when her picture was gone.
VIKKI:
You deleted it?!
DANTE (Sarcastically):
Oops! My finger slipped.
VIKKI:
Why did you do that?
Dante leaned closer to Vikki, while looking angry.
DANTE:
Because I don't like you taking embarrassing pictures of my Loony.
VIKKI:
Loony?
DANTE:
Yes. She's my girlfriend and I'm only a hellhound lover to her, and every hellhound knows that. So, if you ever take any pictures of her doing anything embarrassing or stupid again, I will take you to the vet and have you fuckin put down! Understood?
Vikki looked scared at Dante's angry face.
VIKKI:
Understood. Sorry, Son of Sparda.
After Vikki left the lobby, Loona felt heart warmed as she walked up to Dante, while Lady Luck and Barbie Wire looked surprised.
BARBIE WIRE:
Holy fuck!
LADY LUCK:
He destroyed that bitch! Way to go, Dan!
LOONA:
That was fucking amazing! I can't believe you did that!
DANTE:
Well, I couldn't call her a bitch, because I know that's offensive.
Loona wrapped her arms around.
LOONA:
Well, I don't mind when you call that, devil boy.
DANTE (Seductive):
How about if I call you, little bad bitch!
Loona was moaning with pleasure.
LOONA (Moaning):
Ohhh! You're making me sooo hot!
Dante and Loona kissed each other passionately, while Vortex came back with a tray of five cups of beelzejuice.
VORTEX:
Whoa! You two are hitting it off. I got your drinks.
Dante and Loona let go of each other, then they took their drinks, while Vortex gave one to Lady Luck and Barbie Wire. They all drank beelzejuice together. Barbie Wire felt refreshed.
BARBIE WIRE:
Ahhh! I miss that sweet shit.
LADY LUCK:
If I get covered with beelzejuice, (Seductive): I'll let you lick it of me!
BARBIE WIRE:
Well, you better pour more of that on your pussy.
Beelzebub flew over Lady Luck, and she looked happy.
BEELZEBUB:
Holy shit! Is that you Lady?
LADY LUCK:
Bee! My favourite party Queen!
Beelzebub and Lady Luck happily hugged each other.
BEELZEBUB:
I missed you, my favourite DJ. I almost lost my shit if you didn't play my music.
LADY LUCK:
Well, DJ Luck always give a fuck!
BEELZEBUB:
I fuckin' love you for saying that. All your magic always lightened my party and gave me a rainbow in my vagina.
Beelzebub noticed Barbie Wire.
BEELZEBUB:
And you must be Barbie. Blitzo's sister, right?
BARBIE WIRE:
Twin sister. And yes, I am.
BEELZEBUB:
I can see the likeness, but your horns are so fuckin' cute!
LADY LUCK:
Yeah, it is. Barb is my girlfriend. She and I got along very quickly. And we had wishes three times an hour.
BARBIE WIRE:
That's our version for sex.
LADY LUCK:
Back in my day, I was a twenty-four a day bitch!
Beelzebub looked surprised.
BEELZEBUB:
Wow! That's a new record!
DANTE:
Hey, Bee.
Beelzebub turned around and she looked happy when she saw Dante with Loona.
BEELZEBUB:
Dante! I knew you'll come back! I was thinking about you.
DANTE:
You have?
BEELZEBUB:
You look fucking hot in purple! What did you run off like that?
Loona smiled at Dante.
LOONA:
You ran off?
BEELZEBUB:
I'm so glad that you two are together again.
Loona looked amazed at Beelzebub.
LOONA:
You knew?
BEELZEBUB:
Of course, I knew, girl. I can tell by your scent. And I knew you had a weird fetish thing going on between you two.
Loona didn't look so happy.
LOONA:
Did you blow smoke in his face?
BEELZEBUB:
Nah! I'll never do that if that's your thing, Loona. Cause I know how angry you will get. My thing is that I pour beelzejuice on Dante's chest and lick it off when we had sex.
LOONA:
Reeeeally?
Dante shallowed hard.
BEELZEBUB:
When I first met him, I thought he was a hellhound wearing a human disguise, then he called me a bumblebee hound. That makes me fuckin' horny.
Beelzebub conjured a bottle of beer.
BEELZEBUB:
And then I found he's the Son of Sparda. But, hey... I'm glad I fucked a Sparda.
Beelzebub drank from the bottle, while Loona turned to Dante.
LOONA:
Dante, what else did you do, when you met Bee?
Dante looked nervous.
DANTE (Nervously):
Well, I don't know how to explain, but...
LADY LUCK:
Why explain? I can show y'all with my magic flashback screen.
BARBIE WIRE:
Flashback screen?
LADY LUCK:
It's like a T.V, but it's a backstory. You'll watch it instead of telling it.
Beelzebub looked excited.
BEELZEBUB (Excitedly):
Oh, I love backstories! Let's see it!
DANTE:
Lady, I don't think you should...
LADY LUCK:
Too late, Master!
Lady Luck made a magic screen that has a vision of the past.
(Backstory Sequence)
(Sub-text): Two years ago, and a week before Dante and Sparda moved to the Living World.
Sparda parked his car next to the entrance gate, while Dante was sadly looking at Beelzebub's mansion.
SPARDA:
Dante, I know you missed Loona. But you see her again soon. Next week, we'll be moving to the Living World for a while. We need to find and hunt down all the C.D's that's been hiding there for centuries. So, I want you to have a great time at Beelezbub's party tonight.
DANTE:
I will Dante. Loona will always be in my heart.
SPARDA:
Like your mother's in mine.
Dante hugged his dad and got of the car.
SPARDA:
I'll pick you up before midnight.
DANTE:
Thanks, Dad.
After Sparda drove off, Dante went in the mansion and saw lots of hellhounds and imps having a great time. In the lobby, Dante saw Beelzebub, who was twirling around the disco ball as she hyped up her audience of partygoers.
BEELEZBUB:
Y'all ready to hear one of my best songs? Well, this bitch's about to blow!
Beelzebub was singing Tik Tok by Kesha.
(Musical Sequence)
During the song, Beelzebub gave all her guests junk food liked sweets, honey tacos and cotton candy, while Dante was in a trance of Beelzebub's singing voice and her appearance. After she finished singing and her guests cheered for her, Beelzebub spotted Dante, who was snapped out of a trance walked up to him.
BEELZEBUB:
Hey, cool jacket. Where'd you get that?
DANTE:
Oh, what? This old thing. That's one of my dad's. My name's Dante. The Son of Sparda.
BEELZEBUB:
I'm Beelzebub. The Queen of Gluttony. But everyone calls me Bee.
DANTE:
Well, that explains your appearance. You look like a bumblebee hound.
Beelzebub moaned with pleasure.
BEELZEBUB (Moaning):
Ohhh! I like it when you called me that. It's making feel sooo horny.
Beelzebub grabbed Dante's hand.
BEELZEBUB:
Why don't we get busy in my room.
Beelzebub and Dante ran upstairs and went in her bedroom. Beelzebub closed the door behind her, while Dante looked amazed when he saw the with a Queen-size bed, party decorations and two kegs of Beelzejuice.
DANTE:
Wow, Bee! Your room looks... sweet.
BEELZEBUB:
I know it does.
Beelzebub walked up to the two kegs, pour two cups of beelzejuice and offer one to Dante.
BEELZEBUB:
Beelzejuice?
DANTE:
Uh... sure.
Dante took the cup of beelzejuice and drank it.
DANTE:
This tastes like honey and alcohol.
BEELZEBUB:
That's because it does. But it is dangerous in the Living World.
DANTE:
As least I'm not a silly old bear.
Beelzebub drank her beelzejuice and threw the cup to the floor.
BEELZEBUB:
Now, take it off.
Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
Take what off?
BEELZEBUB:
Your human disguise. You must be a sexy hellhound under there.
Beelzebub took a closer look of Dante's wrists.
BEELZEBUB:
You're not wearing the Asmodean crystal.
Beelzebub took a quick sniff of Dante.
BEELZEBUB:
I know that scent. It's the scent of Sparda.
Beelzebub looked happily surprised.
BEELZEBUB:
Wait. You're really his son?
DANTE:
Well, who did you expect to be?
BEELZEBUB (Excitedly):
This is fucking hot! Fuck me, Dante! Stick it in me with your red dick!
Beelzebub jumped on Dante and they both fell to the bed.
DANTE:
What are you doing?
BEELZEBUB:
We're having sex. Unless you're shitty virgin.
DANTE:
No, I'm not.
BEELZEBUB:
Then let me start with my fetish.
DANTE:
What kind of fetish?
Beelzebub ripped Dante's shirt off, grabbed his cup of Beelzejuice and pour it all over Dante's chest. Then she sticked out her tongue and slowly licked the beelzejuice off Dante's chest, while he was moaning with pleasure.
DANTE (Moaning):
Mmmm! I love it when you do that. (Seductive): Kiss me, bumblebee hound!
BEELZEBUB (Seductive):
With pleasure, Dante!
They both partake a French kiss and they both had sex. Later that evening, Dante and Beelzebub were sleeping in bed naked, until Beelzebub woke up and walked to the bathroom. Dante woke up a few second later, then he stretched out arms and yawned happily.
DANTE:
That was beautiful. Where's Bee?
Dante heard Beelzebub throwing up in the bathroom, then he smiled.
DANTE:
She must've drink too much. Unless she's...
Dante looked shocked as he looked under the quilt.
DANTE:
I wasn't wearing a condom! Oh, my God! I knocked her up!
Dante quickly got out of bed and started to panic.
DANTE (Panicking):
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm not ready to be a dad. If Loony finds out when I see her again, she'll kill me! I gotta get outta here!
Dante quickly picked up his clothes and he heard a honk noise that's coming from outside.
DANTE:
My dad's here!
Dante spotted an open window, then he jumped out of it, landed to the ground and ran to his dad's car. Beelzebub got out of the bathroom.
BEELZEBUB:
Dante, I'm ready for...
Beelzebub noticed that Dante wasn't in her bed.
BEEZLEBUB:
Dante?
(Present Day Sequence)
After the flashback screen disappeared, Lady Luck, Barbie Wire and Loona looked at Dante who was nervous.
DANTE:
Well, uh... That's why I ran off.
Beelzebub, Lady Luck and Barbie Wire laughed out loud, while Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
What's so funny?
BARBIE WIRE (Laughing):
You are, you fuckin' pussy! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
BEELZEBUB (Laughing):
You only ran off because you thought you got me pregnant?! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
LADY LUCK (Laughing):
Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's hilarious!
Beelzebub, Lady Luck and Barbie Wire stopped laughing.
BEELZEBUB:
Dante, I only threw up to keep my figure for my least album.
BARBIE WIRE:
And what's it called exactly?
BEELZEBUB:
Gag Order.
Dante, Loona and Barbie Wire looked confused.
LOONA:
But that's Kesha's album.
Beelzebub chuckled.
BEELZEBUB:
You mean you don't know. I am Kesha, bitch!
DANTE, LOONA, BARBIE WIRE (Unison):
WHAT?!
VORTEX:
It's true. Her mum who was the first Sin of Gluttony became a singer in the Living World and her human name is Pepe Sebert. When Bee was born, she became a singer like her mum by her human name, Kesha Rose Sebert. And she is now the recent Sin of Gluttony.
BEELZEBUB:
My first feature single was a song by Flo Rida before my song, Tik Tok. I sang with a lot of singers, like Taio Cruz, Will i am, Juicy J, Zedd, Wiz Khalifa, Becky G and Pitbull. I had to make a lot of excuse, so I can sing my songs to my fans in my realm. But, hey. I'm still a pop star in the Living World.
Dante, Loona and Barbie Wire were not convinced.
DANTE:
That was interesting story, but...
BARBIE WIRE:
What we're trying to say is... um...
LOONA:
You look nothing like Kesha.
BEELZEBUB:
Reeeally? I suppose I could've gone this way.
Beelzebub transformed into Kesha. Dante, Loona and Barbie Wire gasped.
BEELZEBUB:
Do you believe me now, bitches?!
BARBIE WIRE:
Holy shit!
DANTE:
It's true! You really are Kesha!
BEELZEBUB:
What do you think, Loona?
LOONA (Nervously):
Uh... Take it off!
Loona's eyes were widened in realization, while Beelzebub laughed while she changed back into her normal form.
BEELZEBUB:
Holy shit! I haven't sung that in ages. I love it when you said my song like that. By that look in your face, that means you love my songs. Thank you.
Barbie Wire whispered to Lady Luck.
BARBIE WIRE (Whispering):
Lady, you knew she's Kesha?
LADY LUCK:
Of course, I do, Barb. I'm her DJ.
DANTE:
Wait. Lady, how could you be her DJ? I gave your orb to Lin and Joe before they gave it back me.
LADY LUCK:
They let me hang on to it, so I can go anywhere in Hell, then I gave it back to them after I've returned.
LOONA:
Well, that explains everything.
VORTEX:
Anyway, Dante, you know I told you my girl, Bee wants to work with you?
DANTE:
Yeah.
BEELZEBUB:
I love Devil May Cry. I've been playing that video game all the time, and when I saw your flyer, I was like, Oof! Wow! He's hot like his dad! I watched Batman & Robin, and I was excited when I heard you're gonna be the next Batman. But I felt sorry that your dad is in Heaven. So, I wanted to join your killing spree business and kicked those C.D's asses.
Beelzebub moved closer to Dante and wrapped her two pairs of arms around him.
BEELZEBUB:
And if you say yes, (Seductive): I'll let you have a three-way.
Loona turned to Vortex.
LOONA:
Tex. Are you okay with this?
VORTEX:
I knew Bee fucked Dante before I've met her. So, I don't mind if she fucks him again.
Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
A three-way? With you? And Vortex?
BEELZEBUB:
No! With me and Loona!
Dante looked shocked.
DANTE:
With you and Loona?!
Dante moved her away.
DANTE:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! One-way with you was bad enough, but I can't do a three-way! It's weird!
Loona's tail was wagging, and she smiled.
LOONA:
Well, we could try it together.
DANTE:
I think we need to leave. This is a mistake.
LOONA:
But she's really into you. Come on! I really wanna have sex with you and Kesha.
Loona gave Dante the puppy dog eyes look.
LOONA:
Pleeease?
Dante smiled nervously.
DANTE:
I can resist your beautiful blood eyes. But I can't.
Loona looked sad.
LOONA:
What?
DANTE:
I'm sorry, Loony. It doesn't feel right for me. All I know is Bee was using my body to fuck me like she did to all her fans.
Beelzebub dropped her bottle of beer on the floor, and it shattered into pieces. She looked angry at Dante, while being calm, then Vortex looked scared and took a few steps back.
VORTEX:
Oh, shit!
BEELZEBUB:
I been using your body? Is that what you see in me as my human persona?
Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
What's happening here?
BEELZEBUB:
I just wanna show you I care, Dante, but you've fucking hurt me. And when I get hurt, I get angry.
DANTE:
Are you threating me?
BEELZEBUB:
Oh, I'm sorry. Do I sound threaten?
Barbie Wire and Loona looked scared.
BARBIE WIRE:
Yeah. You kinda do.
BEELZEBUB (Angrily):
Well, good! Cause nobody thinks that I'm using them for sex!
Lady Luck got excited.
LADY LUCK (Excitedly):
Oh, shit! This is gonna be good!
Beelzebub slowly shifted into her larger demonic form.
BEELZEBUB (Demonic Voice):
I'm not a fucking hooker! I'm a fucking Queen and a pop star! So, if you fuck with me, I'll fuck with yooooouuu!
LADY LUCK:
Fuck yeah!
Dante, Loona and Barbie Wire looked more scared.
LOONA:
You shouldn't have pissed her off.
DANTE:
How the hell would I how she's gonna grow big!
BARBIE WIRE:
We're fucked! Wait. Dante's fucked. He's all yours, Your Highness.
Barbie Wire ran and stood next to Lady Luck.
LOONA:
She's gonna kill you, Dante! Use your sword!
DANTE:
I can't! I left it with my guns at my house!
Dante gasped.
DANTE:
Wait a second!
Dante reached out his hand and his axe, The Phantom magically appeared, and he released his Devil Trigger. All the partygoers gasped with excitement when Dante transformed into a hellhound. Beelzebub looked amazed.
BEELZEBUB (Demonic Voice):
Woah! You've changed into a hellhound!
Then she looked furious.
BEELZEBUB (Demonic Voice):
I'll gonna fucking kill you!
Beelzebub was about to crush Dante with her giant hands, until he jumped high and landed on the disco ball. Lady Luck magically ran in full speed to the DJ box.
LADY LUCK:
All right, party people! It's time for a battle between Queen Bee and Dante! Here's one of Bee's hit singles, but reeeeemixed!
Lady Luck turned on the DJ box and played Blow by Kesha and remixed by Cirkut. Beelzebub threw some honey balls at Dante, until he defected them with his axe by spinning it. Dante jumped to the second floor and started running, while Beelzebub was throwing some more honey balls at him. The last honey ball hit Dante, which made him too sticky to move, but he was licking his fingers.
DANTE:
Honey? It's fucking honey!
Beelzebub grabbed Dante with her giant hand and brought him closer to her. Dante tried to struggle, while he changed back into his human form.
BEELZEBUB (Demonic Voice):
You can't fuck with me anymore! You should respect pop singers like me! Not make us feel like shit! I only fucked you because I care, like I care with all my fans in Hell and the Living World! Why can't you see that?! Why?!
Dante stopped struggling and he sighed.
DANTE:
Because I don't wanna lose Loona.
Beelzebub looked confused.
BEEZLEBUB (Demonic Voice):
What?
DANTE:
Look, she's the only hellhound I've ever loved. But the time we had together was magical, and I realized I wanted to do all those things with Loona. I shouldn't think you were using me. You were trying to help me. I realized that now. I'm sorry I've offended you and I do respect you because you're the Queen, and the best fuckin' pop star I have ever met. You're the best, Kesha.
Dante's entire body was glowing with bright light, then Loona, Lady Luck, Barbie Wire, Vortex and the partygoers looked surprised. Beelzebub put down Dante and she shrunk back to her normal size. Dante sprouted angel wings from his back, and everyone gasped.
BARBIE WIRE:
Oh, my Satan! He has the power of the devil, and he has the power of...
VORTEX:
The angel.
Dante looked at his angel wings.
DANTE:
I have angel wings?
Loona walked up to Dante.
LOONA:
Dante, how did this happen?
DANTE:
I don't know. I just felt a new power inside me. And it's feels good.
VORTEX:
It's your angel powers, Dante. It must've awoken when you've apologised to Bee.
DANTE:
Really? Mum never told me that. I guess she wanted to find out myself.
Beelzebub looked impressed.
BEELZEBUB:
Well, fuck me! You were being honest. I never knew you had it in you. That was brave of you, seriously, impressive.
Beelzebub bowed before Dante.
BEELZEBUB:
I accept your apology, angel boy. Respect.
Beelzebub howled, promoting the other party guests, including Loona, Vortex, Barbie Wire and Lady Luck to cheer for Dante.
BEELZEBUB:
So, are we still good on that three-way?
Dante turned to Loona who gave him the puppy dog eyes look. Dante sighed happily and looked at Beelzebub.
DANTE:
Fuck it. We're good.
BEELZEBUB:
Great! Now, hold out your hands.
Dante held out his hands, while Beelzebub conjured a flamethrower that looks like a big party gun.
BEELZEBUB:
This is a flamethrower, and it's named after me.
Dante held the flamethrower.
DANTE:
Looks like a party gun.
BEELZEBUB:
Go on. Try it. Show me your fire, baby!
Dante aimed his flamethrower at the keg of beelzejuice and it shoots pink cotton candy at it. Barbie Wire looked confused.
BARBIE WIRE:
It shoots fuckin' cotton candy?
BEELZEBUB:
Wait for it.
The cotton candy on the keg burst into rainbow flames. The partygoers looked amazed when saw it.
BEELZEBUB:
So, what do you think?
DANTE:
I love it. And I also like to say, welcome to the Devil May Cry business, Kesha.
Beelzebub screamed with excitement.
BEELZEBUB (Excitedly):
YES! I'm thrill for the kill! I mean the C.D's, not my fans.
Beelzebub addressed to her party guests.
BEELZEBUB:
Now, I will celebrate by singing one of my best songs with Dante, Vortex and our DJ. Hit it, L.L!
LADY LUCK:
You got it, Q.B!
Lady Luck played the music, while she, Beelzebub, Dante and Vortex sang Die Young remix by Kesha featuring Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa and Becky G.
(Musical Sequence)
During the song, Loona was dancing with the partygoers, while Barbie Wire drank an entire keg of beelzejuice, until she threw up on the floor. At the end of the song, the partygoers were looking awkwardly at Barbie Wire who was scatting and dancing.
BARBIE WIRE (Scatting):
The party's gonna die young! We're gonna party! We're gonna party! Help me! I can't stop myself! Somebody Finger my ass! Somebody Finger my ass! Oh, I love that feeling!
Barbie stopped scatting and dancing, while she looked embarrassed.
BARBIE WIRE:
Ah, that's enough.
Barbie Wire sild away. Later that night in Beelzebub's bedroom, Dante was in bed feeling breathless after having sex with Beelzebub and Loona.
DANTE:
You girls are amazing. I never felt that much ecstacy before.
LOONA:
Well, I did suck your treat and jerk you off.
BEELZEBUB:
And you fingered me, while I licked your cum. (Seductive): And it tastes like strawberries.
DANTE:
Well, I did it. I had a three-way with Bee and Loona. (Seductive): And I fuckin' love it!
Dante and Blitzo narrated the ending.
DANTE (Narrator):
I was so thrilled to find out that Beelzebub was Kesha, and so was Loona. I guess Bee did has a fantastic life as a human, and she still who she is today. Bet that surprises you all, didn't you? Until next, but special mission: Pentagram City.
BLITZO (Narrator):
Wait. That's the name of the special mission? Why don't you just call it, Hazbin Hotel?
DANTE (Narrator):
Because I don't wanna pissed off the owner! See you soon, Devil May Cry fans. And for Kesha, We R Who We R. Byyeee!
(End of Mission 12)
This mission is for Kesha.