It was winter. A thick blanket of snow lay over the Island of Sodor. All the engines were busy carrying passengers and goods from station to station. Sometimes they need to warn people they are coming...
Steam engines whistle, and diesels blow horns. One day, Percy took some troublesome trucks to the smelters' yard. He whistled hello to 'Arry and Bert. For some reason i don't get. They're murderers! why say hello?
But 'Arry and Bert laughed. "Call that a whistle?" bellowed Bert. "LOOK AT ME GO" screeched bert, as he honked his horn. it sounded like nails on a chalkboard to everyone but him.
"shut up you box on wheels" said Percy
"Diesels can do everything better than steamies." Said 'Arry, being incredibly racist.
"i don't really care-" said percy, untill 'arry sounded his horn.
"MY NON-EXISTANT EARS!" Screeched percy. "my whistle's as good as your horns!" Percy Puffed Pissedly
Percy practiced loud whistling. He blew louder, and louder and louder. At last he was ready to surprise 'Arry and Bert. Later, Percy went back to the quarry. He rolled up behind 'Arry and Bert, took an extra big puff and blew as loudly as he could.
"OH FUCK" Said 'arry. Bert fucking died from the sound.
"I told you my whistle is as good as your silly old horns." Laughed Percy. Now that he had a super-loud whistle... Percy couldn't be stopped. When he saw Thomas in the sidings, he took a big puff... and blew as loud as he could. Thomas was cross.
"Stop fuckin doin that" He sniffed. Percy didn't give the sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighst fuck. He was too busy having fun. Percy saw Bertie the bus. He took another big puff and blew. Bertie skidded all over the road.
"AAAAAAAAaAaAaAaAAaAAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaAaaaaaAaAaAaAAaaaAAA" said bertie
Percy had already chuffed away. That evening, Thomas told Percy to stop surprising his friends.
"WOULD YA FUCKIN' STOP? Said thomas "You made Bertie skid across the road and my freight cars got damaged!" Said thomas, He was quite ruffled.
"I'll do it again" said Percy. "you're not the boss of me."
the next day, Percy was bringing the milk train from the dairy. "I could have more loud whistles." He said to himself. He couldn't see any people or engines. But there was something else Percy couldn't see. Trevor was taking food to the farm animals. With snow on the ground, they couldn't find any grass to eat. Percy took the biggest puff of all... and blew
All the food was blown up by the loud whistle. and Percy's driver and fireman were knocked off the footplate!
THE FAT CONTROLLER APPIRATED, AND BEAT UP PERCY FOR DESTROYING FOOD.