At Roger's house; Roger was dragging a teppanyaki grill/table combo in the kitchen before he began setting it up.
Viney, Hunter, and Wendy saw the thing and were confused.
"Is that one of those human teppanyaki grills at hibachi restaurants?" Said Hunter.
Wendy nodded.
"Sure looks like it." Said Wendy.
"How did Roger even get one of these things?" Said Hunter.
"I don't know, it must have been a fortune." Said Viney.
Roger plugged the grill in and pulled out some hoagie loafs, roast beef, bell peppers, onions, and provolone cheese as Ripper and Axel entered the kitchen and saw the grill.
Ripper became shocked.
"Tell me I'm not the only one who sees a grill used in hibachi restaurants." Said Ripper.
"No, no, this is real. I actually bought a teppanyaki grill." Said Roger.
"How'd you even get one of these things?" Said Axel.
Roger did some thinking.
Flashback
Roger was on the Boiling Isles standing next to a tall pole with Millie next to him as Priya was climbing up the pole as witches and demons were putting money in a cup.
"Right this way friends, check out this human climbing this pole and sliding down it over and over again, the Total Drama Island reboot's first season champion Priya is an athletic beauty with questionable parents, but she can do anything you want to see her doing." Said Roger.
Millie looked at Roger in confusion.
"Why are we exploiting Priya for money in this realm and not the human realm?" Said Millie.
Roger turned to Millie.
"The exchange rate girl, one snail is worth one hundred thousand American dollars. Stick with me, and you, Priya, and every other Total Drama contestant will make more money than they could have gotten competing on that show." Said Roger.
Millie became confused.
"You for real?" Said Millie.
"Yes." Said Roger.
Priya then slid down to the ground.
"How much did we make?" Said Priya.
Roger looked in the cup and pulled out a calculator before doing some work on it.
"Fifty billion American dollars." Said Roger.
The two best friends smiled.
"Smart." Said Priya.
End Flashback
"So basically, I helped Priya keep her half of the money safe from her parents eyes, talked her into making perfect investments, and set some of that money aside for med school." Said Roger, "I've even helped out other contestants who got screwed over. Nichelle by getting her a movie deal from the Demon Realm, Caleb by exploiting his abs, Damian for his screams being juicy, Wayne and Raj with their team spirit, Bowie's fashion advice, and several others." Said Roger.
He then sprayed some cooking oil on the grill before lighting it on fire and put the flames out.
"Now I can make my mother's world famous philly cheese steak sandwiches the way they were meant to be done." Said Roger.
He then started grilling the roast beef, bell peppers, and onions.
Ripper smiled.
"That should be a good sandwich." said Ripper.
Roger then began mixing the meat and veg with each other before toasting the hoagie's on the grill.
"Just out of curiosity, you didn't think about doing something like this with me, did you?" said Axel.
"I thought about it, but Ripper already exploited your love for poetry on national television." said Roger.
Interview Gag
Axel and Ripper were in there.
"Curse national television for putting stuff like that on television, and even streaming platforms since that's where most of the money even is these days. I probably would have gotten together with anyone else that recites a poem that they themselves wrote." said Axel.
Ripper pulled out a piece of paper and looked at it.
"Roses are red, my farts are blue, but nothing compares to the sweet smell of you." Ripper read as Axel became shocked.
But then she looked at Ripper flirtatiously.
End Interview Gag
Roger then finished with the roast beef, peppers, and onions as well as the hoagie rolls before putting the philly cheesesteak in each roll before putting them all on a plate and picked one up which he was about to eat.
But then his phone went off and Roger pulled it out before looking at it and sighed.
"Of course, Steve is hiring me and Scott again for another security detail job." said Roger.
He swiftly ate his sandwich.
"I'm going to be gone for a day or two." said Roger.
He walked off.
The others were looking at the philly cheesesteak sandwiches in confusion.
"Do we even dare?" said Viney.
"I do." said Hunter.
He grabbed a sandwich before taking a bite out of it.
Hunter became shocked as his brain exploded and he continued eating it happily.
"Mmmmm." said Hunter.
He then finished the sandwich before burping.
Everyone then looked at Hunter in shock before he noticed everyone staring and acted disgusted.
"Yuck, you guys aren't going to like these sandwiches. I'd better eat them all up." Hunter said as he reached for the sandwiches.
But then he was restrained by Viney as she and everyone else grabbed a sandwich and started eating them.
"Oh man, this is an amazing philly cheese steak, sure beats what you'd get from Subway." said Ripper.
"Am I detecting some sage seasoning, maybe some capers as well?" said Axel.
"Best not let Scratch know about Roger's great cooking skills. Because he'll ruin it just like how he ruined his dreams of being a writer. And he still hasn't gotten over it." said Wendy.
"Sure beats Demon Realm food." said Viney.
She burped.
Meanwhile with Swiss Army; he had snuck into some type of genetics research lab and entered a laboratory without being noticed.
He walked to a computer and typed some stuff down before a metal barrel opened up, revealing some canisters with some type of mutagen like formula in it.
He grabbed one canister before sneaking out of the lab and over to some dumpsters.
Then a figure in a tan trench coat and hat appeared behind the cyborg assassin who then turned to see the figure.
"You know that all this sneaking into a building and stealing stuff isn't really my specialty. I'm more of a you pay me to kill someone kind of guy." said Swiss Army.
"You know the deal Army, you steal the mutagen for me, I carry out an assassination that you were hired for and get an equal cut." the figure said in a gruff male voice, "You got the stuff?"
Swiss Army nodded and pulled out the canister of mutagen.
"This isn't like the mutagen formula used in those strange sightings back in New York City all those years ago, while you'll still turn into a mutant, you'll also be able to turn into your original form whenever you want." said Swiss Army, "This particular brand is mixed with the DNA of a rhino."
The figure chuckled and took the canister from Swiss Army and popped the top off.
"Don't worry, I just need it for one mission." said the figure.
The figured poured the mutagen on itself before the person groaned in pain as sounds of clothes tearing was heard.
Swiss Army backed away nervously.
The person groaned some more before growing bigger as the coat and hat tore apart, revealing a figure who looks like Rhinix, but who was purple in color and had black armor.
The mutation stopped and the mutant roared in anger.
"How're you feeling?" said Swiss Army.
The mutant looked at his hands and moved his fingers around before noticing a broken mirror in the dumpster and pulled it out to look at his own current reflection.
The rhino mutant chuckled.
"This is good. Just call me Rhinor." the mutant known as Rhinor said.
