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Based on the song I'm Super, Thanks for Asking from South Park: The Movie. To be sung rather than read, in a sense.
We're Super, Thanks for Asking
Kryptonians flying.
Humans are dying.
Corpses are lying,
In buildings, streets too.
...
Continue their killing.
None of their blood spilling.
Ask, "the world's gone to hell,
But how are you?"
Well...
...
Both: We're super, thanks for asking.
Though really, things could be better, we must say.
We're fighting, in ways delighting,
But one way or the other, we must slay.
...
Zod: I'm super, thanks for asking,
Though Kal-El, he is making me irate.
At this traitor, fire my eye lasers,
And why the heck does he wear that damn cape?
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Clark: I'm super, thanks for asking,
Though for fate of Earth, must defeat General Zod.
Now we're brawling, whole city falling,
As people look at us as if we're gods.
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Both; We're super, thanks for asking,
Though Metropolis, it's really gone to heck.
Zod: I'll kill them, you can't stop me,
Clark: Then damn it Zod, now I'll break your neck.
...
Now they've stopped flying.
ARGUS starts lying.
For The Daily Planet,
This be front page.
...
But down in streets below.
In time of great sorrow,
Look into eyes,
See a bat's rage.