[ELLIE]
Out of all the Missions I've gone on and done
Dishing disses at miss blissful ignorance is number one
At being the least fun and most numb
I'm a beastly criminal, not a babysitter for lost bums
Turn that smile to a frown for I will take the crown
When this redhead's flame astounds and burns you down
My fire roars with anger of greater severity
Even harder than Jon's hatred for your popularity
You couldn't grow the spunk and courage I possess
You needed magic spray just to stop being hairless
Yeah, you're first in class but when it comes to rap
This Sundae flopped so hard, she could really use a dunce cap
[SMILEY]
Hello Ellie, it's good to see you on a nice day
Though you seem tense, sorry that things aren't going your way
Fighting has never been Smiley's vibe
But that doesn't mean I don't pack some firey rhymes
After all, I'm the top of my class, my future is bright
You chose a life of crime cuz that was your only option, right?
You're saying I'm naive but I'm not believing you
You helped a thief flee and he thanked you by leaving you
Even when you do work together, it's not very effective
Like the fail screen says: That's about the teamwork I expected
Phil filled my heart with love and it makes me cry
You couldn't get Henry to say or signal ILY
[ELLIE]
Henry and I are good as friends, Marcus knew better
Jon should've done the same and kept you single forever
And that's not his sole decision that went south
To distinguish you being a girl? Give her a mouth
Seriously, he couldn't have done it worse
And now the biggest fan misconception is getting your gender in reverse
[SMILEY]
Funny you should say that, your creator did the same
Changed the hair color cuz you were mistaken for a receptionist in a prior game
You've been a thorn in my side, I won't have that
So I'll pluck you and bring an end to our chat
No matter how high you Rose the bars
You'll always be behind when compared to Charles