The next morning outside the hospital; Sonic was waiting at a bench drinking a cup of Starbucks coffee.
He looked around before pulling out a walkie talkie and spoke into it.
"Blue Blur to Robo Meerkat, come in Robo Meerkat." said Sonic.
Roger was in a hospital room looking out a window and put a walkie talkie to his mouth and spoke into it.
"Robo Meerkat to Blue Blur, I read you." said Roger.
"Any sign of anything?" said Sonic.
"Negative. No sign of the rhino or Swiss Army." said Roger.
"Keep looking. He's got to be here." said Sonic.
He then noticed something.
"Radio silence for a while." said Sonic.
"Roger roger." said Roger.
Sonic put his walkie talkie away as Ryan appeared and looked at Sonic.
"Hey man." said Ryan.
Sonic looked at the human.
"Hey." said Sonic.
"What're you doing here anyways?" said Ryan.
"Taking a break from running." said Sonic.
He drank some coffee.
"Hmm, I see." said Ryan.
He sat down on the bench.
"So what's the story between Axel and Ripper?" said Ryan.
"She secretly digs poetry, it was revealed on Total Drama Island, he exploited it by writting and reading it in front of every remaining contestant, she fell for him." said Sonic.
Ryan nodded.
"I see. But why?" said Ryan.
"Because everyone knows that you don't just reject someone after giving a very grand gesture like that. There's a reason that never happens." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
In a a school assembly; a whole bunch of students were gathered around to see a caucasian male student performing his own rendition of I Love You To Much from The Book of Life for a dark skinned female student.
The male student finished singing and looked at the female.
"So what do you say? You want to go out with me?" said the male.
Everyone chanted yes.
"No. You're a nice guy, but I don't think you're my type." said the female.
Everyone was in shock.
The male student began to cry before drawing out a pistol and aimed at his head before firing a round that blew his brains all over the room before dropping dead as the entire student body screamed in shock.
The principal glared at the female student.
"Oh nice going, you drove someone to commit suicide after he put in a whole lot of effort in such a big grand gesture." said the principal.
The female student scoffed.
"Please, it's not like I'm going to be arrested for being the reason a classmate killed himself." said the female student.
Later; the female was in shock and being escorted to a cop car by some cops.
"Wait, why're you arresting me? I'm not the one who had the firearm that killed the victim." said the female student.
"Because you drove someone to kill himself after rejecting him even after he made a grand romantic gesture in front of the entire school. Come on girl, not cool." said one of the cops.
The Female is shocked.
"I'm being arrested for a technicallity? That's stupid." said the girl.
Another cop smacked her on the back of the head with a wacking stick, knocking her out.
"Shut up." said the other cop.
End Cutaway Gag
"And that's the reason you don't reject someone after such a grand romantic gesture?" said Ryan.
"Yeah everyone knows better than to turn someone down if they ask you out in front of a huge crowd of people." said Sonic.
Ryan nodded and stood up.
"Well, I've got an appointment to attend to." said Ryan.
He started to walk off.
"In my opinion, Axel could do better than the fatass she's with." Ryan said under his breathe.
But Sonic heard his statement and saw the teen disappearing before speaking in the walkie talkie.
"Blue Blur to Robo Meerkat, come in Robo Meerkat." said Sonic.
"Robo Meerkat here, I read you loud and clear." said Roger's voice from the walkie talkie.
"I just saw Ryan at the front entrance." said Sonic.
He looked around and saw Swiss Army hiding behind a tree.
"Got eyes on Swiss Army at the front as well." said Sonic.
Roger nodded.
"Alright, we're coming out." said Roger, "Just take care of Swiss Army."
"On it. Over and out." said Sonic.
He put his walkie talkie away before running off.
Swiss Army looked through a high tech telescope and saw Roger and Scott exiting the hospital before looking around then at each other and nodded before Roger spoke into his walkie talkie.
Then Steve exited the hospital.
Swiss Army looked through the telescope and became shocked before speaking into his wrist.
"Rhinor, it's a-"Swiss Army said before Sonic in werehog form grabbed his head and tore it off his body and disabled the head, killing him.
"Whew, that was a fast one." said Sonic.
He then held Swiss Army's arm up to reveal a thumbs up.
Then a blaster round wound up hitting Steve, knocking him to the ground as he screamed in pain.
Roger and Scott crouched down to the ground towards the Boiling Isles president.
Sonic appeared just as Meek arrived wearing his armor and the hedgehog gave Swiss Army's head to Meek.
"Here you go." said Sonic.
Meek made a wire appear from his arm that attatched itself to his arch nemesis's head just as a shocked Axel appeared.
"I heard a gunshot, what happened?" said Axel.
"Another attempt at Steve's life." said Scott.
Meek noticed an image of Kikimora on his wrist before removing Swiss Army from the wire.
"Now I know who ordered the hit. I'll head for the Boiling Isles and turn Kikimora into local law enforcement." said Meek.
He ran off.
Roger looked at Steve's body.
"All clear Ripper, it's only a matter of time until the assassin shows up." said Roger.
Axel became confused.
"Ripper?" said Axel.
Steve who was actually Ripper in disguise stood up groaning and removed an ID mask, revealing his real identity wearing a metal sheet over his chest.
"You couldn't have come up with a plan that didn't involve me being disguised as the Boiling Isles president and being shot at?" said Ripper.
Axel became more confused.
"What the fuck is going on?" said Axel.
Before an answer was given; Ryan appeared panting from exhaustian and saw Swiss Army's head.
"That guy again? He must have carried out a hit." said Ryan.
Everyone looked at Ryan.
"There was a hit alright, but not the right target. I was in disguise and wearing protection." said Ripper.
"Yeah, we know Swiss Army was hired to kill the Boiling Isles president, but he wasn't the one who carried it out this go around, because he would have known that it was a trap." said Roger.
Ryan scoffed.
"Please, of course he was the assassin, it's his profession." said Ryan.
"Maybe, but there's another assassin who actually carried out the false hit." said Scott.
"Who could it be then?" said Ryan.
Ripper glared at Ryan.
"You should know, you're the one who carried out the first attempt at Steve's life." said Ripper.
Ryan became annoyed as Axel was shocked.
"What? That's a serious accuisation." said Axel.
"He's good, but he wasn't good enough to fool any of us." said Sonic.
"He's the rhino mutant from the first attack on Steve." said Roger.
Ryan scoffed.
"Me? That's impossible." said Ryan.
Axel looked at Ripper.
"Ripper, are you and everyone else sure about this?" said Axel.
Ripper grabbed Swiss Army's head.
"Sure enough to do this." said Ripper.
He started doing work on the head before setting up a time bomb that started counting down from three seconds and tossed it to Ryan.
The teen turned into his mutant rhino form and punched the head up in the sky, shocking Axel as the head exploded.
"What the?" said Axel.
Rhinor laughed.
But then he noticed his hand and became shocked.
"Oh fuck." said Rhinor.
"I knew it, he was the mutant." said Sonic.
Rhinor growled at the heroes.
"What is going on here?" said Axel.
"He's been working with Swiss Army this whole time to kill Steve." said Roger.
Axel became shocked by this and looked at her old friend.
"That's not true, is it?" asked Axel hoping it was all a lie.
"That could be anyone." said Rhinor.
Roger heard a chiming sound and looked at his phone.
"My cousin just sent me CCTV footage of him with Swiss Army." said Roger.
He turned the phone around and showed footage of Ryan conversing with Swiss Army before exposing himself to the same mutagen.
"Doesn't mean anything." said Rhinor.
"I'm-I'm very conflicted right now. I now know that not only is someone that I know was working for a contract assassin, but he also mutated himself into a rhino to keep from being recognized. I don't really know if there is something that can make me fully hate him at this point." said Axel.
"He thinks you can do better than Ripper." said Sonic.
Axel swiftly pulled out a pistol grip pump action shot gun in anger and fired a round at her former friend, knocking him back aways.
Rhinor groaned and put a hand over his wound and looked at Axel.
"Axel, why? We're supposed to be friends." said Rhinor.
But Axel scoffed.
"Don't lie, I bet you were always jealous of me!" spoke Axel.
"No I wasn't." Said Rhinor.
"He was close to the bottom of your survival camp ranking and grew up in a trailer park with drug cooking grandparents." Said Ripper.
Axel fired more rounds at Rhinor, making him groan each time.
The girl pumped another round in the chamber and aimed at the rhino monster.
"Axel wait, don't kill me. You wouldn't turn your back on an old friend, would you?" Said Rhinor.
"An old friend, no." Said Axel.
Rhinor sighed in relief.
"Thank goodness, for a minute there i was thinking that you'd say something like we're no longer friends, or even you yes then fired a killing blow at me." Said Rhinor.
But then a gunshot was heard and Rhinor's horn was shot off, shocking him.
"MY HORN, MY BEAUTIFUL HORN!" Yelled Rhinor.
"You and me are no longer friends, it's clear that we weren't really friends back in survival camp." Said Axel.
The rhino was now mad.
"Why you, just for that, I'll stomp you like a bug." said Rhinor.
He then pulled out a bottle similar to the Baldan Extract from Seijuu Sentai Gingaman and started drinking it.
Everyone became confused.
"Is that a potion from the Super Sentai version of Power Rangers Lost Galaxy?" said Scott.
Rhinor finished drinking the potion and tossed the bottle away and rumbling sounds were heard before the monster burped loudly and covered his mouth in shock.
Everyone groaned in disgust.
"The fuck?" said Sonic.
"That is the most disgusting way to burp after drinking a beverage I've ever seen." said Roger.
Ripper sighed.
"This is just sad." Ripper said before turning to Axel, "Babe, you might as well just blow your former friends brains out right now, we all deserve better then this sickening burp fest."
Rhinor cleared his throat.
"Sorry, what I meant to say was-"Rhinor said before a puff of smoke appeared and disappeared, revealing he was now a giant.
Everyone was shocked.
"Well that happened." said Scott.
Ripper and Axel each pulled out their high tech blasters and spoke into them.
"War Machine Zords." the two said.
The two then disappeared as their respective Zords appeared and combined into the War Machine Megazord.
Sonic looked at Roger and Scott.
"Should we worry about crowd control right now?" said Sonic.
Roger nodded.
"Crowd control." said Roger.
The three ran off.