Case file #13: Iida Tenya

"Dear Diary, I think I overheard 1-A's plan to bribe Nezu into transferring Izuku into the Hero Course. Their class, to be precise.

One has to wonder how screwed U.A. would be if 1-B and 1-C find out."

"I can still work…." Izuku pouted.

"That's the exact problem, idiot!" Chiyo poked her cane at one of Izuku's pouted cheeks. "You're here to observe! Not overworking yourself on the second day!"

"It's just a few reports…."

"It's a week worth of work you finished in a night!" Chiyo twisted her cane deeper. "If you still insist on not taking some rest, take a walk outside! Your mother and I need to talk, anyway!"

"Speaking of, I wonder how it's going inside there." Izuku looked in the direction of where Rei's room was. "They've been talking for a while now…."

"They're fine." Chiyo commented. "I heard they were giggling in there. As for you, get out of this hospital and don't return for at least another 2 hours!"

"Fine." Izuku rolled his eyes as he took off his white coat and replaced it with an oversized T-shirt that said, 'ユニフォーム' (Uniform).

"Urgh, that reduced 3 years off my lifespan." Chiyo groaned as she watched Izuku walk out of the room. She suddenly remembered something before she yelled. "I missed your mother before she went into Rei's room. What was her name again?"

"It's Inko." Izuku answered without looking back. "Midoriya Inko."

Closing the door to Chiyo's office as he leaves, Izuku missed Chiyo's mumbling in denial.

"Inko…. Inko…." She repeated. "It can't be, can it?"

"Midoriya-chan!"

Himiko turned around at the call of her family's name. She laid eyes on Tatami jogging towards her while waving with an excited smile.

"Tatami-chan!" Himiko grinned. She greeted with a seductive voice. "My, my~. Someone's excited to see me~."

Watching Tatami stutter for words with a face redder than Emi-sensei's, Himiko giggled as she gently patted Tatami's back.

"You've got to get used to this at one point. What's up?"

"I- It's about the make-up License Exam." Tatami poked her fingers together embarrassingly. "I'm still kind of nervous. Do you want to go to the arcade with me and Yo? Before the big day?"

"Here I thought it can be our private date~." Himiko whispered into Tatami's ear. "But I'll bite. If you promise another day for just the two of us, that is~."

Watching smoke start to come out of Tatami's ears by her shameless flirtation, Himiko had to wonder how her mother and brother do it without even taking a single hint. Heck, she could tell her whole class was having some sort of crushes on her just by winking at them.

At least the lines she learned from the density of their head were extremely useful for her fighting tactics.

"I just wanna feel, this moment~."

Izuku hummed as he held onto the new bag of clothes he bought. Since there was nothing to do around his hospital, Izuku took the train to Hosu to enjoy the department stores the city has to offer. Izuku strolled around and picked up a couple of t-shirts for himself, Inko, Himiko, Rei and Chiyo. He considered getting t-shirts for Neito, Setsuna and the people at the church he usually volunteered at but seeing that it would take a lot more time, he filed the task for another day. Heading towards the station to get back to Fujitani Hospital to resume his... shift? Also, to hear more about the current situation with Rei.

But before Izuku could step into the station, a loud explosion noise boomed behind him. Whipping his head around, Izuku found a weird yet familiar creature with an exposing brain getting kicked out of a train.

"Nomu...!" Izuku mumbled in disbelief, before another familiar, short old man in yellow dashing after it to chase it down. "Torino-san? What is even-?"

"Kid!" A hero called out to him with a panicked look. "Evacuate down to the platform right now! It's dangerous out here!"

"What is even going on?!" Izuku yelled back.

"The Nomus are attacking the city!" The Hero replied as he looked over to where the white Nomu had run off to. "They're all over the city! It's total chaos out here!"

"How many?"

"It's not your problem to care about it!" The hero yelled. "Get down to the station right n-"

Before he could finish his sentence, the sound of someone shrieking along with loud engine noise caught both of their attention. Before the hero could snap out of it, a plastic bag was thrown at his face.

"Take care of that for me, please."

Izuku was immediately gone.

"I'm too old to get 'grounded' like this." Izuku pouted with crossed arms.

"It's not grounded." Chiyo casually and elegantly drank her tea. "It's a detention."

"It's not better." Izuku commented.

"A shame, isn't it?" Chiyo replied.

With a defeated sigh, Izuku went over to his table and sat down.

"For you, 'detention' means rest." Chiyo called out without looking at him. "Do not grab anything that you can use to write. That goes for you and work tools, too, Hatsume."

"But I can write my ideas down?" Mei looked up from her LEGO set.

"Yes, but try not to come up with anything that violates the Geneva Convention. Also, help me watch over this workaholic nurse right here." Chiyo stood up and proceeded to leave the room. "I'll be back in a jiffy, dearies. Try not to do... anything while I'm gone."

"Like what?" Both gremlins asked her.

"Don't worry about it." Chiyo closed the door, leaving the teens alone.

Seeing that his teacher was serious with her warning, Izuku walked over and sat down on the floor next to Mei as she continued to assemble the LEGO set without looking up.

"What are you building there, Hatsume-san?" Izuku asked as he watched Mei.

"Why, I'm glad you asked, Nurse!" Mei smiled, her hands not stopping. "This is how I want my baby to look like after I finished building her!"

"It looks like a... laser cannon." Izuku squinted his eyes on the LEGO. "Is this perhaps an upgrade from your previous laser handgun?"

"It is, indeed!" Mei laughed as she continued to assemble her project. Izuku smiled endearingly at Mei's enthusiasm and determination as she put the pieces together. "Give me that 4x4 piece!"

Mei gave Izuku the brightest as he handed her the piece. "You're the best help with baby-making, Nurse!"

"Thank you." Izuku smiled. "Speaking of, do you need any help with your baby? The actual one, I mean."

"Not necessary!" Mei gave him a thumbs up. "I'm almost finished! You can help with the next one!"

"Anytime you need." Izuku grinned. "I love making baby with you."

Mei smiled wider at those words, quietly reminding herself to ask Recovery Girl why her cheeks always feel hot around the Nurse.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU-!"

"Save him first." Stain calmly cut Tenya off as he pointed at Native. "Think about others before yourself, act for them instead of your own good. That's what being a Hero is all about. Not blinded by vengeance, certainly not for self-satisfactory purposes."

Tenya could feel himself freezing up as Stain licked his blood on the blade. "You are not a true Hero. That is why you are going to die. Right here, right now."

"Shut up!" Iida yelled, eyes not blinking away from the blade that was about to pierce through him. "It doesn't matter what you think! You took my brother's future-!"

"Vengeful until the last minute, huh?" Stain glared down at him. "It seems purging you here-"

Stain swung the blade, deflecting away a trash can lid that came flying at him. Not waiting a second, he jumped away from Tenya, dodging a wave of... rubbish that was thrown at him. Immediately, Stain noticed another child ran in, grabbing Native's uninjured hand while glaring down at him.

"-would be better for my desired world."

"60% percent of the Hero Killer's victim, including Ingenium-" The tired looking teenager glanced over at Tenya. "-were found in alleys that no one paid any attention to. My mother said serial killers are creatures of habit. Guess those late-night talks/ education really is useful."

"This doesn't concern you, Midoriya!" Tenya yelled at him. "He's mine! Get away from him!"

Izuku ignored him and whispered to Native. "The blood is clotted. Can you move?"

"I... can't." Native groaned as he struggled to stand up. "It's some kind of paralysis-"

"It's blood related." Izuku mumbled. "I can feel something weird with the cells."

"A healer?" Stain spoke up, his eyes watched Izuku carefully. "Your effort and bravery are respectable, child. Leave now, and you may live."

"Cool." Without a change in expression, Izuku nodded as he put Native's hand over his shoulder. In a blink, a knife cut through Izuku's cheek and stuck into the wall behind him.

"They do not have that privilege. False heroes don't deserve to live."

"People don't need privileges to not get murdered by a serial killer." Izuku glared back as he gently set Native down, seeing that there was no way to get out unharmed. "I don't care about this crusade or ideas of yours. Just let me get two very injured people out of here-"

"They are parasites that tainted the very idea of being a Hero !" Stain raised his voice. "A true Hero is someone who should risk everything for the sole purpose of saving others! That man over there stalled fights until cameras were on him. He used his fame to partake in sponsorship-"

"It's for donation-!"

" Excuses! " Stain hissed. "And that one-" He pointed the sword over at Tenya. "-abandoned his belief for vengeance . Someone clouded by so much hatred would only do more harm if left alive!"

"He's the brother of someone you crippled !" Izuku fought back while sneakily tapped on his phone from behind. "And yes, while what he's doing is extremely stupid and reckless-"

"What are you-" Tenya tried to refute, but Izuku ignored him and continued.

"-and absolutely suicidal, it-makes-sense! He's human ! They're all human! If you're expecting everyone to be like All MIght, that's on you, you delusional, noseless lunatic!" And you-!"

Izuku pointed his finger at Tenya, who flinched at being targeted. "What the bloody hell were you thinking?! You think what, you just going to stroll in here and defeat the Hero Killer that killed over 6 heroes and crippled your brother, Ingenium?! Have you thought what might happen if you die here?"

"I- I have to be the one who does it!" Tenya argued. " Ingenium has to be the one who defeats him. The one who kills him!"

"You are too far gon-" Stain groaned but was shut up by Izuku.

"Lips moving, still talking!" Izuku pointed his finger at Stain before looking back at Tenya. "You do not 'have' to. You just 'want' to, and that's different! You said Ingenium has to be the one who defeats him? Bullshit! The Ingenium I saw on TV never wore that face! Are you going to live up to that name? Or you're going to change it to something worse?"

"This is none of your business!" Tenya snapped at him, his voice became shakier and shakier.

"Meddling in others business is what being a Hero all about!" Izuku snapped back. "That's why I'm going to get you and Native out of here! Even if I have to knock your dumbass out and drag you the hell out of this alley on 13 th street next to a damn taco restaurant!"

Stain wore a maniacal, satisfied grin as he listened to Izuku's words. "So, you are ready to put down your life for these fakes?"

"No." Izuku glared at him. "I'm ready to save these two from you."

"... Passed!" Stain's grin opened wider as he charged towards Izuku with the katana in his hand.

And a glacial wall rose from the ground.

"Meeting number 3." Tenya pressed the button on the presentation slide. "Subject: War."

Mina raised her hand.

"Yes, Mina?" Next to Tenya, Momo signaled him to voice his enquiry.

"Exactly with who this time?" Mina asked. "It said 'War' on the presentation, not 'Competition' like last two times."

"Because this isn't like our previous two meetings involved Togeike-san and Shiozaki-san!" Tenya slapped the board with his hand. "It's the entirety of 1-B and 1-C!"

"Don't tell me...!" Ochako abruptly stood up from her seats, eyes widening in realization.

"Yes." Momo lowered her head in shame. "They have successfully invited Midoriya-kun over for a sleepover?"

"Sons of bitches!" Eijirou hugged his head in desperation.

"I understand your feelings, Kirishima-kun, but please refrain from using such languages!" Tenya reprimanded him. "Unlike them, we are here to discuss like civilized human being!"

"Fuck civilization!" Katsuki slammed his hands on the table. "We are killing those motherfuckers!"

Amidst the argument, Shouto raised his hands up. "I don't mind."

And everyone's glare was now on him. Like a switch had been turned, Tenya snapped. "You have nepotism treatment, Ice Cone! Your family is close with his!"

"Doesn't that apply to Bakugou as well?" Shouto calmly pointed at Katsuki.

"He is too much of a tsundere bitch to do any like that."

"The fuck did you say, Glasses?!" Katsuki yelled with a red face.

Before the situation could get any worse, everyone turned deadly quiet as a familiar voice followed a knock on the dorm door.

"Is anyone home?" Izuku asked from behind the door. "I have some spare cookies~."

As the noise of the door handle being turned, Momo instantly threw a smoke bomb onto the ground while everyone else ran around to hide everything. Izuku coughed a little as he walked into a room full of smoke before setting the basket down and getting to open the windows.

"T- Terribly apologize, Midoriya-kun!" Momo ran to Izuku and helped him open the windows. "I was trying to replicate Midnight's sensei sleeping gas."

"It's all good." Izuku chuckled. "You must be needing some supplements after training. I have some cookies in that basket. There's just enough for everyone in there but if you want, I'll bake some mo-"

"Midoriya-kun!" From the smoke, Tenya walked out and approached Izuku while ignoring a death glare that Momo was giving him. "What a pleasant surprise! To what do we owe this visit?"

"Iida-san." Izuku greeted him with a smile. "I'm just here to give out some cookies I baked. There's one for everyone. All of them are in bags with everyone's names. How's Tensei-san?"

"Thank you for your concern! He's recovering well." Tenya nodded with a soft smile. "The crutch is still needed to go outside, but he doesn't need it to walk around the house anymore."

"That's great news, Iida-san." Izuku clapped his hands together before he pulled out two small see-through bags that were tied by a little red ribbon. "Here. For you and him."

Tenya accepted the bag with a red face. "Thank you, Midoriya-kun!"

"You're welcome." Izuku nodded. Waving 1-A goodbye, Izuku put his green scarf back on and left the dorm. Before the door was closed, Izuku turned towards Tenya and winked. "I put a little bit more effort and love into those, by the way."

After Izuku had closed the door and oblivious to the carnage behind it, he pulled up the recipe and read it again. "'Lastly, remember to put effort and love into these gifts! They will 100% enjoy it when you give it to them!'"

Izuku mumbled to himself with a smile. "I hope they like it!"

A/N: As you can clearly see in this chapter, I will try my very best to skip fight scenes because I'm not good at them.

Also:

Midoriya Himiko: Flirt because she thinks it's funny and it goes well with her fighting strategy

Midoriya Inko: Tease because she likes it, but has no idea the effect it has on people

Midoriya Izuku: Rizzing by breathing