Planet of the Grapes The crew visit another weird planet then Amy starts dating Kif. Also there's a kangaroo pinp...
Plot
The Planet Express hangar. Leela was installing a hyperdrive into the ship. I don't know if they already have one, they really should as it is a staple in sci-fi...
"Leela you're missing All My Circuits..." said Fry.
"Fry I find that show far-fetched and that car chase last week felt tacked on..." said Leela.
Fry frowned, He loved watching that show with Bender, for some reason as soon as he settled in the future he got a taste for weird programmes in this new millennium.
"Fry don't distract me, we need to get to the Gamma Quadrant promptly on our upcoming mission..." said Leela.
"Pretty useful for escaping a fleet of Betazoids too..." said Oscar eating a banana.
Leela sighed.
The welding torch glowed and crackled as she soldered in the wires to the circuitry of the ship.
"Good news everyone!" said the Professor.
"Sir, no missions until the ship has been fully tested once I have finished installing this hyperdrive..." said Leela.
Farnsworth sighed.
Oscar shrugged. He went to the lounge. Fry and Bender were watching All My Circuits.
Bender scoffed when Fry told him what Leela thought about All My Circuits.
"I know right?" said Fry.
"Quiet Meatbag! Calculon is about to say something!" said Bender.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Calculon screamed at a barbecue in someone's backyard while a pirate robot attended to the barbecue.
"I wasn't expecting that." said Fry.
"I know, that's why it is so entertaining." said Bender, gulping down a beer.
Oscar rolled his eyes and left.
Leela was still busy installing a hyperdrive on the ship, best not to disturb her.
Oscar elected instead to disturb the Professor. The old grouch was in his lab working on something weird, like octagonal-shaped atomic super mutants...
"Good news Oscar!" said the Professor.
Oscar gave him a chance to explain what this was.
"I just finished constructing this!" He unveils a huge deadly ray cannon. "The Galactic Terminatrix 3000."
"Cooooooool!" said Oscar.
"In a manner of speaking." said Farnsworth.
"Why is it named after the totally hot but deadly lady Terminator from Terminator 3?" Oscar asked.
Farnsworth could not answer his ridiculous question.
...
Leela had finished installing tge hyperdrive and testing it to see if it worked. She wiped the oil from her hands with a rag and packed up the tools to keep Fry from playing with them.
The Professor then needed them in the basement.
Everyone headed down to the basement, it was dimly lit by a small light bulb.
"This place gives me the creeps." Oscar shivered.
"Professor why are we down here?" Leela asked.
The professor gave then each a shovel.
"Why are we digging? We're a delivery company..." said Fry.
"I need you for your integrity, you're young, strong muscles and lack of ethics." said Farnsworth.
"Yaaaaay to lack of ethics!" Fry and Bender cheered while high fiving each other.
Leela sighed.
Oscar looked at his shovel perplexed.
"So what do you need us for, Pops? Need us to bury a dead body?" Bender asked.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar cheerfully. Oz seriously...
"Um no..." said Farnsworth.
"A million dead bodies?" Bender asked.
Oscar laughed.
Amy backed away from nervously.
"Oh it's nothing fun like that said the Professor.
Oscar smirked.
"I need you to all dig a great big hole in the floor." said Farnsworth.
"Are you putting a pool?" Leela asked.
"A hot tub?" Fry asked.
"A women's nude mud-wrestling pit!" Oscar asked with glee.
"Hentai baka!" Amy yelled in a scolding manner in vague far eastern Asian while slapping Oscar on the head for being a pervert.
"Ow!" Oscar whined.
The Professor explained the needed to bury his Galactic Terminatrix 3000 before the cops arrive.
"Why?" Oscar asked.
"Because I blew up one of Saturn's moons with it." said the Professor.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar.
"It had too many moons anyway..." said Bender.
"Um yes..." said Farnsworth.
They got to work.
...
Upstairs.
Hermes was discussing tax returns and bureaucracy in excruciatingly boring detail.
"And so I stamped that paperwork in triplicate."
"Aaaaaaa! Nani!" Amy groaned in pain and boredom from the boring talk about filing and bureaucracy.
Down in the basement.
"So how do we dig through concrete?" Fry asked.
"The old fashioned way." said Leela.
The shovels were future shovels from a thousand years in the future from Fries time so something about them was special... They could melt concrete with a high intensity gamma beam.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar.
"Meh... You can do that with your eyes Oz..." said Dark Oscar in his mind.
"Oh yeah..." Oscar reminded himself that he can blast through concrete with his gamma vision...
They then dig through the dirt under the concrete.
They unearth molemen! the Molemen are displeased at being awoken.
(Growling)
"Back! Back you beasts!" Oscar whacked the Molemen with his shovel.
the Molemen retreat.
Leela shrugged.
They resume digging.
Fry got exhausted.
"Fry how can you be tired? The shovels are automated..." Leela sighed.
"I just am."
Bender was slacking off.
"Get back to work, you mechanical menace!" Oscar yelled.
Bender frowned at him.
Farnsworth hurried downstairs. "Hurry up! They're almost here!"
"Who?" Fry asked.
"The cops!"
They push the huge ray gun into the hole. The hole is too shallow.
"Oh curses!" said Farnsworth.
"Uh Professor..." said Amy.
"We'll have to go on the run! Like Thelma and Louise!" said Farnsworth.
They head to the ship.
"The cops have already moved on to the next block..." Amy sighed.
...
The main crew; Oscar, Fry, Leela and Bender were joined by the Professor as he flew off somewhere in his paranoia over the cops looking for something illegal at the Planet Express building.
"Where are we heading Professor..." Leela sighed.
"Somewhere safe to hide with no jurisdiction with Earth." He found somewhere.
"The fibre rich, wine producing Planet of the Grapes..."
"Coooooool!" Oscar cooed.
Fry and Leela winced at him.
They fly for some time.
Bender made dinner. Neptunian slug again.
"This time with a purple one." Ie the one that causes horrifying, nightmarish diarrhoea...
"Uh..." said Fry.
Lets just say the entire crew was on the ship's four toilets all night...
And Oscar heavily messed his diaper... Fry winced hearing another dyad of farts followed by wet, pudding textured splats from Oscar as he soiled his diaper again...
They then went into cryo-sleep.
They then woke up at their destination.
And had the bejeezus scared out of them by the freaky hairy, dried up corpse lady from Planet of the Apes.
"Aaaaaaaaagh!" They screamed.
They land on the planet of the grapes.
It looked like a gay cartoon commercial for fruit flavoured yoghurt...
"Howdy!" said a talking cartoon grape.
Oscar blasted him to pieces with a ray gun.
Leela did not approve.
They looked about the cartoonish planet, it looked incredibly sappy...
More cartoon grapes arrived, They looked furious, they brandished pikes.
"Oh a sharpened wooden stick... whatever will they think of next..." Oscar mocked the cartoon grapes.
"Uh Oz..." said Fry.
Leela sighed.
Farnsworth was confused with his old age. "What's going on?"
...
Meanwhile on the decks of a dreadful galleon...
"Arrrrrrrr!" said Long John Silicon. A robot space pirate. Yes robot space pirates. There are organic fleshy pirates too but more on them later.
"Arrrrrrrr!" said his crew.
The Nimbus drifted past.
"Arrrr! a vessel at port side cap'n!" said the first mate.
"Well shiver me timbers! Melt my motherboard!" said Long John Silicon. "Let's plunder that ship!".
"Arrrrrrr!" said the robot space pirates.
The Nimbus. Captain Zapp Brannigan was lost in an erotic day dream thinking about Leela.
"Sorry to disturb you captain but..." said Kif.
"Kif how dare you interrupt me when I am thinking about Leela in a thong!" said Zapp annoyed.
"But Sir! We're under attack by robot space pirates!
"The kill us all and steal our supplies kind? Or the rip us a DVD for free kind?" Zapp asked.
"The kill us horribly kind..." said Kif.
"Oh... well send wave after wave of my men at them." said Zapp.
Back on the pirate ship.
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!" sang the robot space pirates.
"Arrrrr! this shanty is irritating my motherboard!" said Long John Silicon.
The pirates stopped singing.
"Arrrrrr! Stop tormenting me with coloured paper!" He yelled.
The pirates were baffled.
"Captain we are within docking range!" said the first mate.
"Arrrrr! get ready men!" said Long John Silver.
Back on Earth, The Planet Express headquarters.
Hermes was counting all of his paperclips.
"Twenty eight, twenty nine..."
Zoidberg screeched.
Hermes groaned. He glared at Zoidberg.
On the Nimbus. Sirens wailed as the lights went down and the red emergency ones flashed.
Robot space pirates boarded the ship.
"Arrrrrrrr!"
...
The Planet of the Grapes.
"Have those sappy cartoon grapes stopped chasing us yet..." Oscar sighed.
"Looks like it." said Fry.
"Oz you started all this by shooting one with your phaser..." said Leela.
"I had my reasons... He was being annoyingly sappy..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed.
Oscar then started singing I'm every woman by Chaka Khan.
Leela sighed.
"Holy mother of cheese!" Oscar yelled.
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