You've got an Abnormal in me 2

Chapter 23

Medaka is about to be repaired by the old man while Satsuki and the other toys were about to enter Al's Toy Barn

The light vanishes revealing a backdrop of cows in a field a shopping trolley with a cow's face and udders is moving towards Al's Toy Barn with Satsuki pushing it as they near the entrance they see a sign that says "SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED"

Oh, no. It's closed. Foghorn said

We're not preschool toys, Foghorn. We can read. Bart said

I'm just saying. Foghorn said

Sure you are. Bart said

I am. Foghorn said

The toys see a worker drinking a can while walking towards the door which opens with the moo sound effect and he goes in

Hey, Joe, you're late. the worker said

Sorry. Joe said

We got a ton of toys to unload in the back. the worker said

All right. All right. I'm coming. I'm coming. Joe said

Come on! Let's get movin'! the worker said

Got it. Joe said

All right, let's go. Satsuki said

But the sign says it's closed. Zoidberg said

We have to save Medaka, Zoidberg. Satsuki said

Do we have to? Zoidberg said

Yes. Satsuki said

Okay. Zoidberg said

They run to the door and jump on the mat trying to open the door

No, no, no, no. All together. Now! Satsuki said

They jump together, grunting, and the door opens as they run inside Zoidberg goes over to a manual shelf and sees a Satsuki Kiryuin video game manual with a note saying "WANT TO DEFEAT Ragyo Kiryuin? SECRETS REVEALED!"

Oh boy. Zoidberg said

Rex giggles with excitement at the secret manual

Zoidberg. Satsuki said

Yes? Zoidberg said

Are you coming? Satsuki said

I'll be there in a second. Zoidberg said

Okay well...don't take too long. Satsuki said

I won't. Zoidberg said

The toys walk to the aisles and look at them in awe

Dude. Bart said

Cool. Gene said

Whoa, Nelly! How are we gonna find. I say how are we gonna find Medaka in this place? Foghorn said

Simple. Look for Al. Satsuki said

Al? the other toys said

Yes. We find Al, we find Medaka. Now, move out! Satsuki said

Satsuki and the toys then split up to find Medaka

Medaka! Gene said

Medaka! Bart said

Where are you Medaka? Foghorn said

The old man is using an ear cleaner to clean Medaka's eyes and ears he sprays a little pink paint on Medaka's cheeks and using brown paint he sprays a bald spot on Medaka's hair then he puts down some close-up glass on Medaka's shoulder and jiggling, putting a thread in a needle he sews the arm back on Medaka's shoulder he uses a long thin strip of paper to polish Medaka's shoes using deeper brown paint he paints over Andy's name on the sole of Medaka's shoes he puts Medaka back into her glass case

There you go. the old man said

Is she better? Al said

Yup. She's better. the old man said

Yes. Al said

Now listen... the old man said

What? Al said

She's for display only. the old man said

Of course. Al said

You handle her too much, she's not gonna last. the old man said

Of course. Al said

Do you wanna check her out? the old man said

Yes. Al said

Go ahead then. the old man said

Okay. Al said

Al pushes the old man out of the way and looks at Medaka happily

It's amazing. You're a genius. She's just like NEW. Al said

Ow. the old man said

Oops. Sorry. Al said

The scene changes to back in Al's Toy Barn where Satsuki is running down the front of the aisles until she comes across an aisle filled up with Satsuki Kiryuin toys

Wow. Satsuki said

Buzz walks down the aisle amazed by the sight of her aisle then below the display stand she sees a sign that says "NEW UTILITY BELT" and then whistles

I could use one of those. Satsuki said

Satsuki climbs up to the display stand and sees a new Satsuki Kiryuin toy standing tall and proud just like she did when she first came to Andy's room and met Medaka while in another aisle Zoidberg and Bart are walking down it Zoidberg is reading the manual as he walks

You know, they make it so you can't defeat Ragyo Kiryuin unless you buy this book. Zoidberg said

(Groans) Bart groaned

It's extortion, that's what it is. Zoidberg said

(Groans) Bart groaned

Bart pulls out his ears so he won't hear Zoidberg's jabbering

You know i wonder? Zoidberg said

What? Bart said

I always thought the golden scepter was the only... Zoidberg said

Aaaah! Bart and Zoidberg both said

Suddenly a car came in and it was a toy car

Huh? Bart said

What the? Zoidberg said

Gene and Foghorn arrive in a toy car they were in

Hey guys. Foghorn said

What's up? Gene said

Whoa. Bart said

What is this? Zoidberg said

I thought we could search in style. Gene said

Nice going there, Gene. Bart said

Thanks. Gene said

So, how about letting a toy with fingers drive? Bart said

Okay. Gene said

Bart steps in and pushes Gene aside

Let's roll. Bart said

Bart starts driving the car and bumps into a shelf then reverses into another shelf as he drives off he knocks over a pile of buckets of soldiers which fall over to the floor

You were saying? Gene said

Oh shut up. Bart said

Back at the display stand Satsuki looks at her doppelganger with a curious expression

Am i really that fat? Satsuki said

Satsuki sees the doppelganger's new utility belt and whistles

Hmm. Satsuki said

Satsuki reaches down to touch it when her doppelganger suddenly grabs her hand and swings her to the ground

Hiya! Utility Belt Satsuki said

Ow! What are you doing? Satsuki said

Thought you could get the drop on me huh? Utility Belt Satsuki said

What? Satsuki said

You're in direct violation of code 6404.5. Utility Belt Satsuki said

What? Satsuki said

All samurai girls are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Oh, no. Satsuki said

Utility Belt Satsuki pushes Satsuki to the glass wall as her face pressed against it

You're breakin' ranks, samurai. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Utility Belt Satsuki opens her wrist communicator and talks into it

Satsuki Kiryuin to Honnoji Academy. I've got an AWOL samurai girl. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Tell me i wasn't this deluded. Satsuki said

No back talk! I have a sword. And i will use it! Utility Belt Satsuki said

A sword huh? Satsuki said

Yes. Utility Belt Satsuki said

You mean a sword that's worthless? Satsuki said

Satsuki grabs Utility Belt Satsuki's sword and pokes it making it a bit while Utility Belt Satsuki gasps and leaps onto a model of a planet above Satsuki

What's wrong? Satsuki said

Has your mind been melted? Utility Belt Satsuki said

What? Satsuki said

You've could've killed me, samurai girl! Utility Belt Satsuki said

Really? Satsuki said

Yes, fellow samurai girl. Or should i say, "traitor"? Utiliy Belt Satsuki said

Utility Belt Satsuki aims her sword at Satsuki's forehead whilst Satsuki looks on in annoyance and un-amusement

I don't have time for this. Satsuki said

Halt! I order you to halt! Utility Belt Satsuki said

No. Satsuki said

Satsuki opens a door to the display and jumps down to the floor but just as she's about to walk away Utility Belt Satsuki pounces on her as the two Satsukis fight until the newer one overpowers the old one and pushes her towards a pinart box

Time to teach you a lesson. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Listen to me. Listen. Wait, wait, wait. Satsuki said

Utility Belt Satsuki stops pushing and Satsuki goes straight into the box

Ow. Satsuki said

Meanwhile the other toys are rolling down a pink aisle looking for Al and Medaka

We've been down. I say we've been down this aisle already. Foghorn said

We haven't been down this aisle. It's pink. Bart said

Face it. We're lost. Foghorn said

Wait. Stop. Gene said

What is it? Bart said

I just saw something. Gene said

Really? Bart said

Yeah. Gene said

Is it Medaka? Foghorn said

No. Gene said

Is it Al? Bart said

No. Gene said

Then what is it? Foghorn said

Back it up. Back it up. Gene said

Okay. Bart said

It appears has spotted something but it's not Medaka or Al so what could it be stay tuned

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