You've got an Abnormal in me 2
Chapter 24
Satsuki and the other toys enter Al's Toy Barn where Zoidberg finds a video game Satsuki faces a clone of herself and the other toys fool around
They jump together, grunting, and the door opens as they run inside Zoidberg goes over to a manual shelf and sees a Satsuki Kiryuin video game manual with a note saying "WANT TO DEFEAT Ragyo Kiryuin? SECRETS REVEALED!"
Oh boy. Zoidberg said
Rex giggles with excitement at the secret manual
Zoidberg. Satsuki said
Yes? Zoidberg said
Are you coming? Satsuki said
I'll be there in a second. Zoidberg said
Okay well...don't take too long. Satsuki said
I won't. Zoidberg said
The toys walk to the aisles and look at them in awe
Dude. Bart said
Cool. Gene said
Whoa, Nelly! How are we gonna find. I say how are we gonna find Medaka in this place? Foghorn said
Simple. Look for Al. Satsuki said
Al? the other toys said
Yes. We find Al, we find Medaka. Now, move out! Satsuki said
Satsuki and the toys then split up to find Medaka
Medaka! Gene said
Medaka! Bart said
Where are you Medaka? Foghorn said
The old man is using an ear cleaner to clean Medaka's eyes and ears he sprays a little pink paint on Medaka's cheeks and using brown paint he sprays a bald spot on Medaka's hair then he puts down some close-up glass on Medaka's shoulder and jiggling, putting a thread in a needle he sews the arm back on Medaka's shoulder he uses a long thin strip of paper to polish Medaka's shoes using deeper brown paint he paints over Andy's name on the sole of Medaka's shoes he puts Medaka back into her glass case
There you go. the old man said
Is she better? Al said
Yup. She's better. the old man said
Yes. Al said
Now listen... the old man said
What? Al said
She's for display only. the old man said
Of course. Al said
You handle her too much, she's not gonna last. the old man said
Of course. Al said
Do you wanna check her out? the old man said
Yes. Al said
Go ahead then. the old man said
Okay. Al said
Al pushes the old man out of the way and looks at Medaka happily
It's amazing. You're a genius. She's just like NEW. Al said
Ow. the old man said
Oops. Sorry. Al said
The scene changes to back in Al's Toy Barn where Satsuki is running down the front of the aisles until she comes across an aisle filled up with Satsuki Kiryuin toys
Wow. Satsuki said
Buzz walks down the aisle amazed by the sight of her aisle then below the display stand she sees a sign that says "NEW UTILITY BELT" and then whistles
I could use one of those. Satsuki said
Satsuki climbs up to the display stand and sees a new Satsuki Kiryuin toy standing tall and proud just like she did when she first came to Andy's room and met Medaka while in another aisle Zoidberg and Bart are walking down it Zoidberg is reading the manual as he walks
You know, they make it so you can't defeat Ragyo Kiryuin unless you buy this book. Zoidberg said
(Groans) Bart groaned
It's extortion, that's what it is. Zoidberg said
(Groans) Bart groaned
Bart pulls out his ears so he won't hear Zoidberg's jabbering
You know i wonder? Zoidberg said
What? Bart said
I always thought the golden scepter was the only... Zoidberg said
Aaaah! Bart and Zoidberg both said
Suddenly a car came in and it was a toy car
Huh? Bart said
What the? Zoidberg said
Gene and Foghorn arrive in a toy car they were in
Hey guys. Foghorn said
What's up? Gene said
Whoa. Bart said
What is this? Zoidberg said
I thought we could search in style. Gene said
Nice going there, Gene. Bart said
Thanks. Gene said
So, how about letting a toy with fingers drive? Bart said
Okay. Gene said
Bart steps in and pushes Gene aside
Let's roll. Bart said
Bart starts driving the car and bumps into a shelf then reverses into another shelf as he drives off he knocks over a pile of buckets of soldiers which fall over to the floor
You were saying? Gene said
Oh shut up. Bart said
Back at the display stand Satsuki looks at her doppelganger with a curious expression
Am i really that fat? Satsuki said
Satsuki sees the doppelganger's new utility belt and whistles
Hmm. Satsuki said
Satsuki reaches down to touch it when her doppelganger suddenly grabs her hand and swings her to the ground
Hiya! Utility Belt Satsuki said
Ow! What are you doing? Satsuki said
Thought you could get the drop on me huh? Utility Belt Satsuki said
What? Satsuki said
You're in direct violation of code 6404.5. Utility Belt Satsuki said
What? Satsuki said
All samurai girls are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel. Utility Belt Satsuki said
Oh, no. Satsuki said
Utility Belt Satsuki pushes Satsuki to the glass wall as her face pressed against it
You're breakin' ranks, samurai. Utility Belt Satsuki said
Utility Belt Satsuki opens her wrist communicator and talks into it
Satsuki Kiryuin to Honnoji Academy. I've got an AWOL samurai girl. Utility Belt Satsuki said
Tell me i wasn't this deluded. Satsuki said
No back talk! I have a sword. And i will use it! Utility Belt Satsuki said
A sword huh? Satsuki said
Yes. Utility Belt Satsuki said
You mean a sword that's worthless? Satsuki said
Satsuki grabs Utility Belt Satsuki's sword and pokes it making it a bit while Utility Belt Satsuki gasps and leaps onto a model of a planet above Satsuki
What's wrong? Satsuki said
Has your mind been melted? Utility Belt Satsuki said
What? Satsuki said
You've could've killed me, samurai girl! Utility Belt Satsuki said
Really? Satsuki said
Yes, fellow samurai girl. Or should i say, "traitor"? Utiliy Belt Satsuki said
Utility Belt Satsuki aims her sword at Satsuki's forehead whilst Satsuki looks on in annoyance and un-amusement
I don't have time for this. Satsuki said
Halt! I order you to halt! Utility Belt Satsuki said
No. Satsuki said
Satsuki opens a door to the display and jumps down to the floor but just as she's about to walk away Utility Belt Satsuki pounces on her as the two Satsukis fight until the newer one overpowers the old one and pushes her towards a pinart box
Time to teach you a lesson. Utility Belt Satsuki said
Listen to me. Listen. Wait, wait, wait. Satsuki said
Utility Belt Satsuki stops pushing and Satsuki goes straight into the box
Ow. Satsuki said
Meanwhile the other toys are rolling down a pink aisle looking for Al and Medaka
We've been down. I say we've been down this aisle already. Foghorn said
We haven't been down this aisle. It's pink. Bart said
Face it. We're lost. Foghorn said
Wait. Stop. Gene said
What is it? Bart said
I just saw something. Gene said
Really? Bart said
Yeah. Gene said
Is it Medaka? Foghorn said
No. Gene said
Is it Al? Bart said
No. Gene said
Then what is it? Foghorn said
Back it up. Back it up. Gene said
Okay. Bart said
They reverse back and they look to see lots of Barbie dolls having a pool party
What a great party! the first Barbin Doll said
Zoidberg, Foghorn, Gene and Bart's mouths drops in awe at the sight
Wow. Gene said
Seriously. Bart said
It appears that the toys have encountered some Barbie Dolls having a pool party will they help them stay tuned
TO BE CONTINED
