Omake

Konoha's Shinobi Affair (Ecoas)

Seriously, if you like Hinata, don't read that doujinshi.

Cerulean blue eyes shot open.

He got up and breathed heavily before taking in his surroundings.

The room that he shared with his wife, Hinata Hyuga.

Or that's what he thought since he was sleeping with Ayako before he woke up wherever this was.

"You…" A voice growled from inside him. "Who are you and what did you do to the Naruto I know?"

'Kurama?' Naruto blinked before noticing that the Biju didn't recognize him. 'I guess you're not the Kurama I knew if you asked me that question.'

"Yes. And seeing that you know my real name meant that you've experienced the Fourth Ninja War."

'Yeah…killed Kaguya and the Uchiha bastard before taking his eyes.'

It was Kurama's turn to blink, not expecting to hear that from Naruto despite not being the same one he knew.

"What happened and how are you possessing this body?"

Naruto recounted everything that happened before he went to sleep with his girlfriend.

"Hmmm… so basically, your universe is doomed since Kaguya managed to fasten the process of turning everyone to mindless dolls and the Uchiha decided to kill you?"

'Yup… and it looks like whatever happened to me brought me to this universe with the Rinnegan intact and my other self is sleeping deep inside me…'

Naruto stood up and took a good look at himself in the mirror.

"Damn, what's with this hair!? I look like an idiot! Can't my other self just grow and tie them?"

"That's what I've been telling my Naruto, but noooo, he didn't want to listen, gave me a reason that he wants to be a good husband too." Kurama rolled his eyes.

Naruto blinked.

"Speaking of a husband, where's his wife, Hinata?"

Kurama sighed, knowing he had to tell him about what's happening.

"Listen, Naruto…try to use your Sage Mode and sense what's happening in the room upstairs."

Naruto did as the Kyubi asked before entering his Sage Mode.

After a few seconds, his eyes widened frantically at what he sensed.

"D-did my other self know?"

Kurama shook his head exasperatedly.

Naruto checked the package he packed under his pants.

Kurama sweatdropped.

"Wait, he's much bigger than those brothers! Why the fuck did Hinata have sex with them then!?"

"Because your fucking other self thought he wanted become a good husband and shrunk his dick with seals! That's why! He didn't want to hurt that Hyuga bitch and this is what he gets! His wife has been cheating on him ever since before they got married!" Shouted the Biju.

Naruto felt his heart shattered when he heard that. Even if he wasn't in love with Hinata, the thought of someone stealing his other self's wife made him angry.

Kurama flinched seeing the look on the younger Naruto's face.

His eyes reminded him of his father, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, once when he was angry.

Naruto took a deep breath before exhaling it.

He rummaged through the drawer, looking for a camera and when he found one, he quietly sneaked to Ay and Bee's room he let them use.

"What are you planning?"

"...You'll see."

The venom in his voice made the Biju tremble.

Kurama knew that Naruto didn't have hatred in his heart and was only doing what's right but he never expected that he would turn like this.

Hell, he preferred this Naruto instead of his Naruto.

The Kyubi hummed, watching whatever things would happen in the morning.

Naruto was in his office, having spent the night to look at the rule made by the First Hokage regarding infidelity caused by either the Hokage themselves or their spouse.

He found it but it wasn't good.

Death.

That was his answer.

His other self wouldn't have the guts to execute his wife.

The Uzumaki was planning to embarrass the three by his own hands at first rather than having someone else find out about his wife's infidelity and spread it across the village but it turned out the situation was far worse than he thought.

He didn't know how long he would stay in this body but if he didn't do this now, Hinata would keep cheating on his other self.

Therefore, he decided to take the matter into his hands before making some clones to do the paperwork while he arranged tons of pictures on his spare desk.

Why his other self never thought of doing this baffled him greatly instead he had them help the civilians. He should have the clones doing his paperwork while the real one interacted with the people, not the other way around! He'd just tire himself if the clones did that instead of working on the paperwork.

The divorce paper was ready as he had asked the Fire Daimyo early this morning to legalize it and he had contacted Gyuki through the remaining of the Hachibi's chakra inside him.

The Biju agreed to be removed from Bee since his host had changed a lot and even tried to rape his student, Samui, the busty blonde Kunoichi from Kumo, who managed to avoid him.

The woman didn't stop at avoiding Bee, but also Ay since he had been giving her a lecherous look.

The Uzumaki had also confirmed this by going to Kumogakure to see Darui and to say the man was surprised to hear the former Raikage and Bee doing this was an understatement.

He was furious.

Samui and Omoi who were there by chance pitied the Hokage and the latter thought the blonde-haired Kage had a small dick thus the infidelity caused by his wife.

Naruto silenced the whitette off by showing his dick to the man, proving that he didn't have a small dick.

That surprised both Omoi and Samui and the latter was eyeing him like a piece of meat after seeing the thing between his legs.

And before Omoi could say anything else, Naruto added that the man could ask Anko, his Special Jonin, about his skill in bed since he had sex with her before.

Back to the current Raikage, Darui agreed for Ay and Bee to be executed and the Bijuu given to Konoha as an apology which Naruto accepted.

Before he left though, he met Samui's eyes briefly and while the woman didn't say much, he knew she was interested in him after the Fourth Shinobi War but he'd leave the matter for his other self.

Naruto sighed before he heard a knock on the door.

"Come in." He stowed all the pictures inside the seal he created earlier before handing it to his clone who quickly did his job.

Three figures, Ay, Bee and Hinata came inside the room.

"Please, sit down, three of you." Greeted Naruto with a wide smile on his face.

Hinata sat beside Naruto with the latter keeping his distance while Bee and Ay sat in front of the two.

Naruto could see the glow on Hinata's face from all night sex and probably this morning too.

"Naruto-kun, I brought you breakfast since I couldn't find you this morning."

"Ah, sorry about that. I had a sudden matter to take care of but it's already done." The Uzumaki grinned before accepting the lunchbox which he definitely would throw out. "And, Hinata, I want you to read this." The blonde handed her an envelope.

She nodded obediently before glancing at Ay who winked at her.

Hinata blushed and rubbed the inside of her thighs.

Naruto felt disgusted at this, how he wanted to rip the men in front of him in two and parade their heads to the civilians.

Kurama shivered at Naruto's dark thoughts but after seeing his memory, the Biju knew that he had encountered this kind of matter a lot of times.

"Yo, Naruto, if this doesn't involve us, can we go and grab some breakfast to go?" Bee asked with his broken rap. (Can't do rap, don't blame me.)

"Calm down Bee, this involves the two of you, I guarantee it." Naruto smiled widely at the two.

The brothers nodded before they heard a loud gasp from Hinata.

The Hyuga woman looked tearfully at Naruto and the paper in her hand.

"N-Naruto-kun…but why?"

"What do you mean why?" Naruto asked, still smiling at her.

"Why are you divorcing me?"

Both brothers' eyes widened.

"Hmmm~ why don't you take a look at the last piece I put inside the envelope."

Hinata quickly did so and when she saw it, she covered her mouth in panic and fear as her already pale skin turned even paler.

The picture fell on the table, letting the brothers see it and their eyes widened in horror.

It was the picture of Hinata being sandwiched by them with their dicks deep inside her anus and pussy.

The woman herself was sucking the older brother's mouth like there was no tomorrow with an idiot's look plastered on her face, looking ecstatic at being pounded in her pussy and asshole.

"I think this is enough reason for me to divorce you, right?" Naruto grinned.

It was then the door was slammed open by an enraged Hyuga Hiashi and the current clan leader of the Hyuga, Hyuga Hanabi.

"Where's that whore of a sister, Hokage-sama!?" The latter roared hatefully.

"F-Father!? H-Hanabi!?" Hinata fearfully called out their names only to flinch seeing their glare.

Hanabi stepped forward, Hinata stood up from her seat before the younger sister slapped her hard.

"From now on, as the matriarch of the Hyuga family, I disown you, Hyuga Hinata, and leave your fate to Hokage-sama!"

"Unfortunately, your life is forfeit." Hiashi added with a glare of his own. "In the rules created by the first Hokage, IF the husband or the wife of the Hokage is involved in infidelity, they're to be publicly executed." Hiashi finished with a disappointed sigh. "Hitomi would be ashamed of you."

Hinata began to cry as she looked up to his father and sister.

He turned to Naruto who looked indifferent as he slurped his noodle.

"N-Naruto-kun…please…"

"Nope." Naruto burped.

He threw the cup to the bin and stood up.

"Maybe it's also my fault for trying to be a good husband."

"W-what do you mean?"

Naruto let his pants drop, causing Hanabi to screech in embarrassment though she was still peeking between the gap of her fingers.

Hinata's eyes widened seeing the monster between his legs, it was much longer and thicker than Ay and Bee.

Hiashi dropped his jaw seeing that before composing himself.

"Hokage-sama, I think you should put on your pants, my daughter is here!" Chided the father.

"Right! Sorry! I forgot!" He rubbed his head sheepishly before doing so.

He turned to the lightning brothers.

"Oh, and your village had replied to my letter this early morning while you two were busy fucking this bitch." Naruto grinned seeing their widened eyes once more. "Darui says that the punishment for this huge scandal is public execution, they also allow us to keep the Hachibi."

Ay and Bee were about to protest before Naruto cut them off.

"It doesn't matter if you are the previous Raikage or the carrier of Gyuki, it's your punishment."

Naruto disappeared and reappeared behind the two before sealing off their Chakra.

"That was…!" Ay started.

"Hiraishin!" Hiashi finished with awe.

"Yup, and it's different from my father's. If I can see you, I can teleport to you without any mark. Imagine if I'm using it together with my Sage Mode."

Naruto shrugged before the door was knocked once more, revealing a purple haired Anbu, Cat.

"Hokage-sama, the civilians have gathered outside."

The blonde nodded before having his clones dragging the three figures to the roof.

Hinata was begging for Naruto and her family to spare her but they ignored her.

Hiashi sighed tiredly before bowing at Naruto.

"I'm…terribly sorry for what happened, Naruto-san…" the old man looked even older now because of what happened. "I…never thought that my dau– Hinata would ever do something like this…"

The blonde shook his head sadly at the former Hyuga patriarch.

"It's also my fault. I tried to be a good husband, not wanting to hurt her…and this is what I got."

"No. If at all, it's Hinata's fault. As a Kunoichi, she was trained in the art of seduction and how to resist it, yet she completely failed."

Naruto sighed. He wouldn't know what his other self would think but he hoped he would be able to overcome this.

"...let's…just go up there…I just hope this won't change our friendship, Hiashi-dono."

The previous patriarch shook his head.

"No, it is me who's supposed to say that."

The two laughed boisterously before heading toward the door.

"Hanabi, come." Hiashi ordered yet there was no answer from the raven haired beauty.

Both men noticed the girl was staring at Naruto's crotch before he flicked her head.

"You have Konohamaru, and I'm not into cuckolding someone who's in a relationship."

Hiashi nodded in agreement, even he, who used to be popular in his youth, refused to cuckold another man when many women asked him to bed them.

Hanabi pouted before nodding at him.

The three then left the room.

The civilians and shinobis were holding a picture of Hinata being sandwiched by the lightning brothers as they stood, waiting for the Hokage to come out.

With Konoha 12, their spouses and their teachers, missing the Uchiha, Hyuga and Uzumaki.

"I can't believe it…Hinata-chan…"

"This is concrete proof and came from Naruto himself, Kiba…"

"Remind me again, Shino-kun but Naruto-kun's dick is much bigger than theirs, right? Why would Hinata-san cheat on him?"

"It could be that Naruto-kun isn't good in bed, Lee."

"No, you're wrong, Ten-chan. I can guarantee that Naruto is a beast in bed, he even outfucked me when he was 10!" A woman with dark purple hair giggled pervesely.

"Really, Anko-sensei!? Can you tell me more about it!?"

"Sure, Ino-chan, but maybe later after the executions."

"Executions!?" A big-boned brown-haired man dropped his snack in surprise.

"Choji, you dropped your chips!" A red-haired woman, an old student of Bee shouted, still mad at her teacher for doing this.

"Oh, sorry dear, but what is this about execution?"

"It is stated in Konoha's rules created by the First Hokage, if a husband or a wife of the Hokage is involved in infidelity, he or she would be executed publicly…and unfortunately, only Hinata's the one who breaks the rule in history."

"Shikamaru, is there nothing that we can do to stop it?"

"None, Sakura. Naruto himself told me that whoever breaks the rule is scum, but those who abandoned their friends are worse than scum… and Hinata broke both the first and second rule in his life."

"Naruto-kun…I wonder how he's feeling right now, he must be heartbroken…"

"Ayame…let's just pray the best for him, okay?"

"Yes…father…"

"Boss…" Konohamaru and his friends frowned at the news.

The Jonin teachers were also disappointed in Hinata and were worried about Naruto's condition, especially Kurenai and Kakashi. The Yuhi woman considered Hinata to be her own daughter and hearing this broke her heart. Meanwhile, Kakashi could only sigh and hope that his student didn't break down.

Naruto stood up on the podium, looking down at the masses.

This was his dream, to become a Hokage.

"Good morning, citizens of Konoha!" He received a cheer from the whole village. "I won't bother to tell you the story, but I'm sure you all have received the pictures my clones sent to you!"

The crowd cheered once more before Naruto revealed the three death-row perpetrators.

One was crying and begging for her husband and family to spare and forgive her while the other two were cursing him and tried to summon their chakra.

"Well, say hello to these three, everyone!"

A loud boo came from the civilians and shinobi, some profanities were even thrown at the three.

"Now, Kumo has agreed to allow us to keep the Hachibi, but that doesn't mean I will choose anyone to be its host since we know how I was treated when I was a kid." The civilians flinched at the reminder. "I asked the Biju of what it wanted, and it told me that it wants to join its family inside me, therefore–"

Naruto walked toward Killer Bee and slapped a 'steal' seal on him before the Uzumaki pulled out Hachibi and transferred the Biju inside him, killing the host instantly.

"Oops. I forgot that a Jinchuriki died when the Biju was extracted." Naruto shrugged, getting a cheer from the villagers. "Oh well."

Naruto ordered the ANBU to chop its head and burnt the rest of the body.

"BEEEEE!" Ay screamed in despair seeing his brother killed like an animal. "YOU BASTARD! DAMN YOU, UZUMAKI!"

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Oh, c'mon, you'll meet him again in hell soon! Besides, how does it feel? To be killed by the son of Kushina whom your father tried to kidnap and Minato who bested the two of you in the third Shinobi War?"

Naruto taunted and smiled at the look the Raikage shot at him.

"I'LL KILL YOU, UZUMAKI! I SWEAR WHEN I GOT–"

"Yeah, whatever, you're dead anyway and you just made Kumo a lot weaker by losing its Biju, congrats. Your predecessor must be proud of you." Naruto cackled before he enhanced his leg with chakra and kicked Ay's head, turning it into a bloody mush as the blood drenched Naruto's whole body.

Another loud cheer from the villagers since they never liked Kumo despite their alliance now. They still remember everything Kumo did to Konoha, including the Hyuga clan and Uzumaki Kushina.

Hinata was wide-eyed at what Naruto had done.

"Naruto-kun…was it…necessary to kill–"

"Your lovers?" Naruto growled as his eyes turned blood red and his voice carried by the wind for the villagers to listen.

"Listen up, Hyuga." Naruto walked toward the woman slowly before he slapped her on the face. "I gave you everything, trusted you, loved you and even saved you from Toneri."

"What did you give me!?" He roared. "A fucking betrayal!"

Hinata started to cry again and looked down in shame.

"I shouldn't have saved you, I shouldn't have loved you, I shouldn't have trusted you, Hyuga…" Naruto scoffed. "Maybe that time, Neji should have killed you or better, maybe you should have been kidnapped by Kumo instead of Hizashi dying if in the end, you ended up being their cumdump."

Hinata flinched at the mention of Neji and Hizashi.

Her sobbings got louder before Naruto laughed at her.

It was slow and quiet at first before it got louder for the villagers to hear.

"I bet Neji is rolling in his grave now. He sacrificed himself only for you to be Ay and Bee's cumdumpster. They sacrificed themselves for nothing."

The Shinobi grimaced at that.

They were also thinking the same after Naruto brought Neji and Hizashi up.

They'd be ashamed of Hinata.

"Well, Neko-san…" He choked on his breath before swallowing. "please…end it."

The ANBU with cat mask and purple long hair nodded at her Hokage and delivered the execution of Hyuga Hinata by beheading and burnt to ashes.

None of the villagers cheered as they saw Naruto's trembling body with his back facing them, the kanji 6th Hokage clearly sewed on his white cloak. (He's the sixth, Tsunade held the 5th title until she deemed Naruto was capable enough to become Hokage.)

After a few seconds, Naruto turned to the civilians with a wide smile on his face once more. His close friends, however, noticed that his smile was fake and felt bad for him.

"Well then! I thank everyone for attending this short event… and that picture will burn themselves after I leave, so don't forget to leave them behind! And I appreciate your concern, don't worry, I'll be fine soon!"

With that said, Naruto left the podium with Hiraishin, surprising the villagers and his friends since he never told them that he knew that technique.

Naruto was in his office, seated on his couch with his clones still doing his paperwork while taking turns eating ramen.

"So, what now?" Kurama asked, Gyuki too was curious about this Naruto since he felt something different.

"I guess I'm just going to wait for tomorrow and see if I return to my own body…"

Gyuki arched an eyebrow.

"What is he talking about, Kurama? His own body? Does this mean he's not Naruto?" The Eight-Tailed Biju asked.

Kurama sighed before explaining the situation to Gyuki.

It was then Neko, the ANBU, came into his office and took off her mask, revealing a beautiful face underneath it and red lips.

"Naruto-kun…" She looked at the blonde she had taken care of since he was a child sadly. She knew everything about him and yet Hinata still cheated on him and she was furious at the former Hyuga woman.

Uzuki Yugao, the former fiance of Gekko Hayate who died in the Suna Invasion years ago. She didn't pursue any kinds of relationship after her loss and dedicated herself to serving the Hokage.

"Yugao-chan, is there something wrong?" He asked, straightening himself and regaining his Hokage persona though he knew she was clearly worried about him.

The woman looked at him for a few more seconds before finally opening her mouth.

"Are you…alright?"

"I'll be…" He answered honestly since it wasn't him she was supposed to worry about, it's his other self. "But I'll be counting on you if I still haven't got better tomorrow." Naruto finished with a strained grin.

Yugao nodded before the Hokage asked her to not allow anyone to come inside the room for a while.

He leaned backwards after Yugao left.

"I hope you can explain it to my other self if I disappear tomorrow, Kurama. I'll also leave him a note."

"You can count on me. He'll need every support we can offer."

"Thanks bud." Naruto closed his eyes, resting his mind a bit.

Happy Chinese New Year!

Sorry for the late update but I haven't gotten to revise the 14th chapter thus the Omake.

Been busy IRL too.

Next Omake in the future will be Raikageart's, probably.

Reviews' corner:

Samuel Santillan: Thanks, as for Ai, she's definitely in but not after he tells him about his situation regarding multiple women in his life.

Dktv9: Thanks!

alvincoc13: Here you go! An omake chapter though.

KakeruPB: since Naruto only made one clone and the clone made another clone, they still retained Naruto's original personality unlike before when Naruto made tons of clones and had them spread out in Yomihara. they gained their own personality thus causing unnecessary troubles lol.

Speaking of Yami, he will be making an appearance and tried to take over Naruto's body since he had been repressing his desire to kill the rapists.

raelarial1: thanks!

Naruhina 123: Well, let's just see...and from School Days, only the Kotonoha women will be added to his harem. no Sekai and the others.

MarTinez9: I'll consider it when we catch up with the last chapter.

Yuki Riki: Everyone has their preferences, I also play Genshin but stuck in Sumeru for almost half a year already...

atenawchok: what about the poor MC though?

Shirou Emiya1: later, since it has only been a day since Naruto met the taimanin. Asagi will also meet her clone and thought she wanted to take her place. As for the clone's memories, let's just say that he will bring back more troubles with him when the next day arrives.

Perseus12: Does it have manga version? sometime, hentai animation cut the important bits which is the talkings and just skipped to the sex.

WarzPark: I'm not sure how to bring them to this verse unless they showed up with no backgrounds and you guys don't mind it at all...

Phantom Thief of Hearts: Writing lemon is tiring, a lot more tiring than writing the story lol.

and the clones will keep bringing trouble for the original even if they knew it and did it by accdient lol.

As for LycoReco girls, I don't think that I'll have them join in the harem and make Chisato and Takina a couple instead...I don't know, let's just see it later lol.

Yue Best Waifu: Yup, I noticed it the first time you reviewed here.

UnknownWP: Some of them are quite old huh...I'll check on them.

Guest: W.

FoxSage001: I didn't know about those series. do they have doujin version?

R-King 93: thanks!

MiyuNeeru: Got it!

Naruto The RamenKing: updated.

omazur908: Omake for now.

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