A limit to sharing
A guest asked for a oneshot of Neal being jealous because he wants only himself, Henry and Charming to be the men in Emma's life.
Neal stared grumpily out of the window, wishing he could zap people with his eyes. There he was again standing with his Emmy.
"Ewwwww!" Neal gasped, horrified. He had to duck down under the window sill to rid himself of the grotesque sight. They had actually kissed. If daddy was here Neal would tell on them. He always stopped them. Daddy didn't like them kissing either. Even Henry. He would stop them too. It was only mommy in the house with him and she just told him to stop spying. Neal would go and put an end to the nonsense himself but he wasn't allowed to leave the house by himself. And even when he did stop them, they just laughed. They didn't laugh when daddy or Henry stopped the kissing. Neal didn't mind sharing Emma with Henry and daddy. They were Emma's family too. But that was it. No more boys. Especially icky ones that kiss her. Kissing girls is gross! Emma went all funny when she was around him too. She got all giggly and sometimes went red. Neal thought she looked stupid. Sometimes mommy teased her about him and that just made her go even more red, and made daddy go huffy just like him. Sometimes mommy said he and daddy looked the same when they went huffy over Emma. She didn't understand. Neal didn't know why mommy didn't understand, but she didn't. Sometimes Neal would be sneaky and when Emma was in the house with him he'd sit in her lap and refuse to move. Except when he tried to put his arm around Emma, then he'd move so he couldn't. He liked Emma better when she wasn't with him. Especially when it was just him and Emma. They had lots of fun together. When Neal was big and strong he was going to challenge him to a swordfight like daddy does in the book with people. Yeah, that was a good plan. Now he just had to get mommy to let him have a real sword…
